>Fuck outta my way, kid
*elbows you and grabs your gf*
>Sorry man, she's gonna claim asylum from dis dick
How do you respond?
>>59964621
>Elbows you
He hit me, I win
Take her, she's a slut anyway...
*turns to EX-girlfriend*
Nothing personel, kid...
That stance is awful. You're not much of a male if you don't immediately notice this.
>>59967451
you have obviously never seen a real street fighter
>>59967451
>>59967471
I have a muay thai champion/teacher in my family, kraut. Not to mention I grew up in new york.
>you have obviously never seen a real street fighter
Great assessment. Especially if you think that fairy pose is a fighting stance.
>>59964621
>"Do what you want, just don't hurt my wifes son!"
>>59964621
I want to fuck this guy so much
>>59967597
um he is justin trudeau
>>59967650
this
>>59967597
shut the fuck up faggot, his stance could be completely wrong but you sure can't tell from that image, as it is it looks mostly fine. Fake ass 'fighting expert' amerifat. Go kill yourself
>>59967597
t. Rex Kwon Do pro
>>59967597
>I have a muay thai champion/teacher in my family
So he can buff you or what, I dont get it.
>>59967691
>beta canadian thinks he has any worthwhile input on combat sports
>you sure can't tell from that image, as it is it looks mostly fine.
100% faggot.
he's sexy
>>59967821
that's the tryhard stance in your pic pucciboi
justin is ready to attack, ready to kill mysogynists
>>59967597
god damn I hate this kind of american posters
>>59967821
>uhh a family member is a pro black belt champion please acknowledge his accomplishments as my own and take my opinions as fact
Okay, my child
>>59964621
>canadians are actually scared of this man
wew
Even when taking into account your 5'2" chinese heritage its still pathetic
>>59967861
His limp hands are touching his pristine face. That's not even a guard. If you hit his paws, you'd split his lip open.
>>59964621
catch elbow with one hand while other hand pushes his arm at the joint from beneath
i just broke ur rotator cuff xdddd
>>59964621
No need. I have brown skin. He'll apologise.
*unsheates parang*
>>59967984
>irish are actually scared of work
wew
When taking into account the potato famine, irish heritage is still pathetic
>>59967691
>his hands are 1cm from his face
>swing at his head area and knock him out with/through his own hand
seems like a good way to get your ass kicked
>>59964621
>*grabs your gf*
>your gf
>gf
>>59967940
dumb frogposter
>hurr the real does exist! only my mother's basement does!
kys nerd.
>>59967992
wow your muay thai world champion taught you well
and growing up in rough new york must have taught you a lesson or two as well...
you're maybe the last real man on this board
one who knows how to survuve
one who can tell a real fighting stance from a fake one
a real big american boy
>>59968088
We have another professional fighter.
You realise the picture is a pose, yes? He's not about to fight someone after this picture is taken. Even professional fighters pose similar to this for promotion pictures sometimes.
>>59968082
>>59968120
kek, this butthurt
>>59968145
Thank you for acknowledging my superiority.
>>59967787
hahahaha you are welcome in america anytime
>>59968120
>he still thinks he's an expert on matters that someone else in his family might have actual experience with
Live your own life, burger
>>59968207
trudeau would still beat your loudmouth beta ass irl
because he's a real fighter
>>59964621
say sorry
>>59964621
ask him to take my body instead
>>59968215
>>>/r9k/
The point wasn't to insinuate that I absorbed someone else's experience, stupid turd. The point was I got to watch many fights for free. Kraut maade some dumb comment about never seeing fights. Even after he stopped competing I still got to see all the Mexicans training his gym from time to time.
>>59968390
so you're no better than all the other amerifats who watch UFC and think they know martial arts lol
kys baby
but kiss my dick before you go
>>59964621
I don't get the elbow thing
