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POST QTS OR I RIOT
Ugly Flips edition
>asean
haah... i wanna suck girl tits.
Did Bongbong Macross finally win with the recount?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucgj9ERsHwo
post qtp2t animu grils
>>59957591
no Leni "the yellow widow" Robredo is up by 200k pls
3 more COCs left
Just a quick glance and you could actually see the "toughness" on this kid's face. RIP Sigue-sigue
>>59957591
>>59957666
>flip politics
>>59957666
But bobong was leading earlier before I went to sleep!? This could have been cheating, I demand a recount!
>>59957706
Look at this Neps
>>59957729
then sleep again
>>59957733
I could have fapped to this earlier but my wife's son's boyfriend is browsing 4chan right now and he might see this.
Delete this immediately.
Feels good Oniisan will protect us against China bule.
I wonder if Dutdut will send them away when he becomes president
>>59957706
>when le edgy teen entered prison
they should use the garrote instead of electric chair
>>59956339
ini yang artis itu ya
kasian pak masih muda banget padahal
emang yang namanya umur kagak ada yang tau ;_;
>>59957851
Kebanyakan minum obat pelangsing gan.
biasanya efeknya serangan jantung.
>>59957899
aduh pak ngenes saya liatnya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFbnS-nFWGA
Australian loli 4u
>mfw ur country is not a kingdom
>>59957796
probably not, dutdut admin planned to continue EDCA
his bad mouthing and acting tough is just a rhetorical gestures to look powerful pero babahag ang buntot niyan pag nagkatotohanan na mga banta ng kalaban niya
>>59958170
nice face m8
>>59958170
>tfw not empire like Nippon
>>59957845
fun fact
philippines and united states are the only countries in the world who had subjected criminals into death penalty by electric chair
>>59958118
>Australian
>>59958215
This
He wholeheartedly cursed the pope that cause a major traffic jam and yet he can't antagonize INC's """religous""" protest that also cause a heavy traffic because of muh future votes
mfw i'm not rich enough to visit other Asean countries in summer vacation
>>59958442
it's a national identity not an ethnic one m8 :^)
>Leni won
nice
>>59958215
>pero babahag ang buntot niyan pag nagkatotohanan na mga banta ng kalaban niya
ikr
i'm getting more and more disappointed lately, and the unfazed followers of dutdut are looking at everything in hindsight as if corruption will completely be erased in the government day 1 after proclamation.
also, dutdut's speaker is so fucking irresponsible, i just read the news about him suggesting about santiago conceding so that the process of proclamation can be done quickly. what the fuck's their problem?
>>59958525
t. Zhang
>>59958542
wut
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/787765/2nd-day-of-canvass-bongbong-leads-leni
MACOYFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
WE DID IT LADS, MILF WON!
>>59958618
you out of the loop my man
she already won, look at the more recent news
>>59958675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ8BIFPsjQk
OHHHH
OOHOOOHHHOHHHHHHOOOOHHHHHH
#RoRo2016 #RoLeModel #DuterteLeni2016
>BBM
Bye Bye Marcos
>BBM
Bye Bye Marcos
I NOW CLAIM LENI(N) AS MY WAIFU
>>59958771
OTP AS FUCK
T
P
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F
U
C
K
Bye Marcos, you will never be missed.
>>59958771
Doujins when?
>tfw she said its her husband birthday today
NTR
T
R
>tfw you voted Roy "My Boy" Seneres
>tfw you will never have the very first dead president ruling the country
>>59958855
Nice double dubs my friend.
>>59958877
thanks but i'm single ;)
>>59958893
Would you look at that, I got double dubs when I replied to you as well. I, too, am single. Could this be fate?
>Noli de Cashtro interviewing the new VP
kek
>>59958911
no but being single is my fate :)
>>59958893
>>59958911
Now kiss :3
>>59958954
Have you considered...something else?
>>59958855
>tfw Kim Il-Sung is eternal president
>>59958942
why didn't he run? I thought he was quite popular as VP during Gloria.
>>59958771
>>59958694
Thank bathala
, marcos humiliation averted
The future is bright for the Philippines.
Thank you Leni, I love you.
leni is so cute, i want to touch her face and kiss her
Martial Law
>>59958782
Leni is your waifu
but Simpleni is mai waifu
>>59958965
he was corrupt during his run of pagibig and no one remembers because GMA was also facing impeachment complaints
LAST MAN STANDING IS A WOMAN
I think I'm in love with Leni.
>>59958893
>>59958911
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqTRpUu98Vs
pag ibig na kaya?
>>59959065
more like he didn't do any shit and he was basically lopez's fuckboi
LENI PLS MARRY ME
>>59959100
putang ina mo lalaki kaming pareho
>pinoy power-hour
TRICIA ROBREDO IS MY WAIFU
>>59959147
wag ka mag alala di naman tutol si duterte sa mga ganitong usapin
>>59958745
Does anyone hate how House of Rep is set up? I think this is the best way it should be set up, it forces the opposition and gov to face each other and defend their policies.
>>59959065
Isn't it a bit ironic now he runs that radio show with the whole independent from bias 'n sheeit
>>59959178
>power hour
It's around 6 PM ya ding dong.
oops forgot pic
>>59959147
Same-sex marriage is a thing now.
reminder that if you're good looking and get many shares on facebook you can get a free pass on anything
>>59959178
Blake, you should be out of 4chan right now and focusing on indoctrinating your newborn babby the ways of our One and Only Savior Jesus Christ before he speaks satanic verses.
>>59959252
it's ya dingus. Putang ina bobo ka
>>59959317
does he get free money just by existing? I doubt that :^)
IT'S LENI POWER HOUR
>>59959317
he should keep his 70s hairstyle, now he looks like an average male celeb
>>59959405
>LENI
>POWER
Tuwad, tunganga and tanga are apparently considered power in /asean/
>>59959383
he gets opportunities for better jobs despite his lowly work experience and free media exposure
>>59959376
me, my wife and my wifes son are are muslim
inshallah my brother
>>59959506
>butthurt bobong marcos supporter on suicide watch
LLAAAAAMAAAAOOOO
>>59958825
Someone request MILFLeni on /b/ drawthreads (if that's still a thing), or on /e/.
Bobong marcos BTFO
Jovelyn on suicide watch
>>59959602
>bobong
That's certainly a unique way to spell Leni
Did anyone saw Bongbong Marcos' 14min boring Senate speech yesterday? He was about "muh votes" "got cheted"
lmao
>sky is currently having a rave party
it's gonna rain hard soon lads
>>59959744
shut the fuck up you DH yellowturd
>59959768
>s-sshut up goys
>>59959147
A-actually...I'm a grill...
>>59959317
That was actually my hairstyle in 4th grade, motherfuckers should've made me famous
>>59959894
but what about your face style huh
>>59959894
You're ugly.
LENI IS MY WAIFU
E
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F
U
>>59959744
Of course, who could ever cheat using """"""smart""""""matics and in our glorious third world country amirite? Who could ever fathom such a tale?
>>59959918
>>59959924
You got me, I looked around average though
>>59959962
>I looked around average though
I'm also a dog and my dad works at telstra
>tfw Marcos was leading yesterday
>Flip rule is that anyone who leads is cheating
>Marcos cheated yesterday
>Leni outcheated him
This proves Leni is best girl desu she can do anything [spoiler]even make my cock hard[/spoiler]
I'd rather have butthurt visayans than the macoytards desu
I mean our maid is fucking stupid but even she did not vote for bbm
Top kek
>>59959992
t-thanks for believing in me
>>59960029
Post pics.
>>59960001
Who did she vote for pres.? Miriam a.k.a didn't vote anyone?
>>59960108
no, you're just going to make me a meme
>>59960128
hehehehehehHEHEHEHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHOHOHOHOHOHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>59960128
DuCay
>>59960180
Disgusting.
>>59960205
I'm just glad she did not fall for the bbm meme
MGA TANGA BA KAYO BAT HINDI NYO BINOTOHAN SI ALLAN? PANO NA SI DIGONG?
>>59960180
She's not stupid since she actually voted for someone! What a relief, that's quite an achievement to be honest. Meanwhile, you'd spot occasional Miriam """"voters"""" here in /asean/ that pretend they actually voted for anyone.
>>59959948
>Admin candidate is winning, it must be rigged
right, I bet you believe Jews control the world too, kek.
>>59960373
BOBO KASI MGA DUTDUT FANATICS
DI MAKASUNOD SA UTOS NI DUTDUT
TIGNAN MO PAG NAG KAMAY NA BAKAL IIYAK MGA GUNGGONG
>>59959317
He has tha twink appeal
>>59959744
He made such a big fool out of himself yet again
>>59960373
Blame BBM desu
Hi guys~
>>59960373
People were hypnotized by the BBM power of retardation
>>59960537
that's what happen when your a spoilt ugly mug, you go in super denial mode
>>59960610
hey gal
I want to fuck Leni so bad. I fap to her everyday.
>>59960687
More of this tangina.
>>59960687
I also want more of that tanga.
>bobong marcos
>>59960701
she looks like Sheev Palpatine mixed with a brown hobbit
>>59960792
What a fuckable combination it is, then.
>>59960403
Smartmatics are impossible and otherwise too hard to cheat amirite? The typical Filipino is also dumb and don't even know how to turn on a computer and most importantly, value honesty above all else. Marcos should just shut up and stop spouting these impossible fantasies.
>>59960809
Did you fall for the irrational meme?
>>59960792
Everyone has its own preferences.
help
>>59960809
>falling for meme
>implying there aren't any independent bodies operating the elections
>thinking everyone who worked for the election are Liberals
>implying Smartmatic doesn't have any safeguards towards cheating
>falling for this fb meme
mate, people like and your autism knows no bound. You don't hear Binayfags, Poefags, Miriamfags and Roxasfags complaining about losing.
>>59960731
>impure thoughts
>>59960845
What irrational are you talking about Marcostard? Smartmatics can never be cheated. The media said so and I also can't do it if I tried! And also cheating in the Philippines?Stop being delusional and let's just accept our overlord Leni Robredo won a clean and fair election! (she's cute too pls marry me)
>>59961217
Oh my God, anon. Snap out of it. We still care for you. Want us to accompany you to the nearby pre-school?
>>59961193
D-Don't judge me...
I just want to hold hands ;__;
>>59961287
>holding
>hands
no.
/Kumamiko/
I am going on a quest to fuck at least one boy or girl in every country, except for the ones in Africa. Wish me luck.
>>59961369
W-Well, what do you want to do??
>>59961241
Tsk, delusional Martards really are the hardest to argue with. Come back when you have conclusive undeniable proof that smartmatics could be cheated and that it actually happened during the election.
protip: you can't lol
>>59961446
I want to play dark souls 3 and lick someone's estus flasks
>>59961410
ugly ho
>>59961893
Well, sucks for you...
I'm about to play some Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas 2.
Sorry~
>>59961424
I don't know if that's possible man, you'll have to fuck a priest or a Swiss guard in the Vatican. There are only 32 women in the Vatican and all of them are probably nuns
>>59961968
I'll do it if I have to, they're all pure anyway.
>>59962063
>that quote at the bottom
kekito manoloto
>>59962063
>wala naman tayong VP
>>59962192
cucked
>>59962208
>>59962063
Gawa ka ng gawa ng multiaccount para lang makapagmemepost sa GMA ha Jovelyn? Matulog ka na gago mamamasyal pa kayo ng nanay mo sa SM Masbate bukas.
>>59962297
hoy tangina mo ka ah - feeling angry
Why r there so many australians running arround with fuckbois in thailand?
>>59961939
I am about to play with my cock :3
>>59961217
There's no point in cheating the smartmatic one if you're going to cheat, cheat with the comelec for that to happen you need marcos tier connections
>>59962515
bobo naman ung gumawa ng gif na yan haha.
hacker ako, hinack ko dati ung CIA, FBI, saka malacanang.
kaya alam ka na mali mali yang nakasulat sa gif na yan hahahaa retarded lenifags kill yourselves fucking cheaters MANDARAYA
>>59962340
>abolish CHR
Good so I can make money doing laglag bala scam or the laglag droga scam
>>59962650
lol (that means laugh out loud)
>>59962650
Any bobo mo naman
>>59962650
Either was the only thing you can do is cosmetic defacement
Since the votes transfer to 3 main servers
>>59962734
I haven't fapped in four days. I'm so slutty now I could even suck a D ;___;
>>59962834
Will you suck my clit?
guys how do i cheat on my finals pls help i'm serious
>>59962874
Suck profs dick
>>59962874
Have sex with your prof. Make sure to finger his butthole.
>>59962866
Yes
>>59962999
Nice trips. I'd want someone with nice trips to suck my clit. Do it now.
>>59957462
Spotted the monkeysian swine
>>59962954
>>59962963
he's a fucking male and he's also fat as fuck
shit i wish i was a cute loli schoolgirl so i could just suck my way out of college
>>59962834
C-Calm down!
You're being too horny again!
>>59963032
Just do some blindfold play anon, it'll be kinkier that way.
>>59959207
She's ugly, you need to get your eyes fixed
>>59959243
But if the kamara is controlled by a single party majority, they can enforce whatever laws they want specially when it's in favor of them, the debate is just for show
>>59963015
Yes my mistress
>>59963053
What can I do to stop?
>>59959894
pic
>>59960001
spotted the tagalog who got his gf banged by a visaya
>>59962192
>>59962208
>>59962244
>>59962340
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>59960480
Spotted the martard
>>59963256
I-I don't know!
Just try!
>>59963325
How can you see into my eyes like open doors?
>>59963325
lol got cucked so hard.
>>59963363
>>59963325
Stop posting ugly tagalog rejects
>>59963325
Fucking hell I'm eating
When will Marcosfags grow a brain?
>>59963356
I got an idea, give me your email :3
>>59963363
stahp it anon
>>59963531
Mmm.
>>59963432
>la union
>tagalog
study your geography familyam
>>59963524
Once Lenitards grow one too
>Salty BBM fags on Kikebook
>59963589
t. Marcosfag
>>59963531
>>59963580
Why are you so bitter about him? did he kantot your crush? stop stalking him you freak
>>59963589
>unironcally being a Macoyfag
FOUR PESOS MINIMUM FARE
>>59963613
I only want to be your friend and much more
>>59963681
I cant wait to black mail him and put drugs up his asshole
>>59963580
hehehe
>>59963657
>don't know the consequence of showing your power level on social media
>>59958782
>>59960701
>>59959993
>>59959929
>>59963665
Why do you even worship leni? first you have sexual intentions about her now your brainlessly defending her, Lenitards are pathetic
>>59963666
W-Well i don't really mind about that...
But i still wont share it!
>>59963819
>says the Marcosfag
>>59963802
forgot pic
>>59963831
Just make a fake one sillie :3
>bbm be like
>>59963799
>t. Benjie
>>59963188
>doesn't know about shifting alliances
wtf so dumb
Hey guys! Ready for our conference about how Duterte-BBM is the best thing ever?
>>59963819
>thinking blengblong is a good choice
>>59963887
Yes you are dumb
>>59963863
I-I can't!
I'm busy, you know!
Take that, Marcos, you fucker.
>>59963893
Mar-Honasan master race TBFH
Very very happy that Leni won, but tremendously disappointed that Marcos almost won. A collective retrospection of our country's history is direly needed.
so jovelyn-laurence meet up when?
>>59963974
After exams then, promise?
>all these butthurt bbmturds
I don't even care if LP cheated (which is unlikely)
Kek
>>59963986
>>59963914
>>59963841
>>59963619
>>59963524
Look son, poor people XD
>>59964036
I-I already did my exams...
>>59964095
>>59963986
>>59963914
>>59963841
>>59963619
>>59963524
Look son, Lenitards
So it turns out that 24" is way too big for a monitor screen.
>>59964095
>implying any educated person would vote for BBM
>>59964125
So...fake email now?
>>59964210
>>implying any educated person would vote for Loony Leni
>>59964139
3 twinkies yum :3
Iyak si Macoy magsusumbong na yan sa nanay
>>59964331
It's like you hate me ;____;
>>59964389
I-I don't hate you...
Leni-senpai desu.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
>>59964297
>not knowing all top unis (UP, ADMU, DLSU) had pre-election polls where Leni won by a landslide
And what do macoytards have, some squatters?
>>59964380
He got to be the most cucked politician of all time
>lose because of extra 200k votes from irrelevant province
>>59964435
B-But you don't wanna deepen our fwenship
Did you go to the beach this summer, anons?
>>59964486
BBM needs to be careful hes fast becoming the face of the pleb flip uneducated masa
much like erap is
The country overall needs life coaching for almost letting Marcos win. I hope Filipinos visit a psychiatrist.
i'm a 23-year-old kissless virgin who has NEVER had a girlfriend in his entire life.
what should i do?
>>59964636
kill yourself
>>59964541
I do want to...
But for some reason, i prefer doing it here.
>flip /pol/ and ERP at the same time
god help us
>>59964636
kill yourself
>>59964486
>>59964560
False. Most uni students voted for BBM, but your a lenitard, so your stupidity is expected
>>59964768
Your incorrect grammar automatically makes your insult and argument wrong.
>>59964768
>your
la-ma-o
>>59964552
We need more like this
Are you cute?
>>59964768
your
>>59964618
If loyalists need a psychiatrist, Lenitards need a psychologist for being crazy stupid
>>59964681
I hate you so much now baka ( ;__; )
>>59964893
What a crazy funny guy you are, anon. Let's go drink sometime.
>>59964945
Drinking is against my religion
What's worse, Flip politics discussion or ERP?
*me with crush sa Jollibee*
>anong part ba gusto mo?
>thigh....yong dalawa
>>59965007
Diarrhea
>>59965022
So will you give email naw?
>>59964846
You should have stayed Mr. OFW
>>59965007
your mom LOL
>>59964768
>uni students voting for BBM