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乙
佳子様は処女かしら
>>59925541
keiko?
>>59925452
乙
>>59925620
Princess Kako
>>59925473
そのネコのネコをやりたい
今日のご予定は?
>>59925452
>tfw no ayy lmao gf
japs are sleeping post qts
>>59925541
絶対に非処女
>>59925452
Not her again.
>>59925982
>>59925541
正直佳子様には期待しないほうがええで
良くも悪くもsecularized Princessだよ
まぁ清子さまとおなじく臣籍降下して御曹司と結婚するんじゃない?
眞子様のほうが考え方が大人びてらっしゃるわ
>>59925849
I plan to go to Harajuku, Tokyo
and go shopping
at night, gonna eat Tonkatsu near Shinjuku yeah
>>59926464
>Harajuku
NORMIIEEEEEEEE
>>59926491
wow you still in these threads? you have a jp gf yet?
>>59926149
How does hafu get grey eyes? Pls be natty
Do your daily reps!
毎日日本語を勉強して!頑張って!
>>59925849
shitposting and reading manga
>>59926529
The magic of race-mixing makes anything possible really.
I had one when I was in japan
>>59925849
The day is almost over.
I'm making chili for dinner to fill my protein macros for the day.
Also I got hired by a huge site as a translator, so I'm feeling pretty good.
>>59926610
>>59926653
Is that scrawny jew girl still around?
>I believe Japanese people and culture are superior
>>59926726
who are you quoting?
>>59926802
his own insecurity
>>59926689
lol no since she got her pics revealed.
Why jap so evil?
Japanese occupation of Singapore
Reign of terror
The Kempeitai (the Japanese military secret police), committed numerous atrocities against the common people. They introduced the system of "Sook Ching", which means "purge through purification" in Singaporean Mandarin, to get rid of those deemed to be anti-Japanese. The Sook Ching Massacre claimed the lives of between 25,000 and 50,000 ethnic Chinese in Singapore and Malaya.
>>59926802
Most of you in this thread
>>59925541
She still is. I only nailed her in the ass.
>59926261
どこへ行くか分からないけど、falafelというが食べてみたなくてはいけない。可也美味しいです。
>>59926986
thats 2 posts tho
>>59926582
I thought the first generation would always be brown because most asians have maximum brown eye phenotypes
>>59926916
lel
wasn't hard to figure out anyway
>>59926956
if Japs take over Peru, will they genocide mestizos and amerindians?
>>59926464
harajuku teh shit
spent way to much time window shopping there
>>59927102
I remember now. It was you no? I remember it was your flag
>>59927234
Nah but I did find her niconico channel before someone else posted her pictures
I'm Dutch but not that big of an asshole
>>59927104
a jap already did, fujimori sterilized 250 000 ameridian women
humanity is a bad race, not having kids the only way to kill the disease the humans are
>>59927280
>>59927234
post her pictures or channel
一神教 VS 八百万の神
>>59927333
yeah good luck finding that shit again, pretty sure she removed it all
Half Brit/Jap here
Japan makes me choose which citizenship I have to renounce by age 23. Any advice on what to do? Ideally I would keep both.
>>59927344
who is that little goblin with the lavender shirt?
八百万の神って氏神信仰or伊勢信仰とかいう一神教的な要素も含まれてない?
>>59927525
depends
which one is the hardest to get back?
>>59927344
一神教
>>59927526
Angela Merkel
>>59927525
get rid of the brit, you can always get it back, Japan doesn't naturalize and is a good fallback situation for a citizen
>>59927663
>>59927525
You live in a liberal country
take the Jap citizenship and apply for free money
大塩平八郎の乱
>>59927676
top kek
メルケル首相ってずっとトルドー首相にべったりだった
イケメン好きだったんだな
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTSxJOKeYrc
見たい
>>59927909
妄想が具現化する妄想マッチです
Does this mean "I think that chestnuts..."
or "I heard that chestnuts..."
I have trouble with だって
>>59926491
but I'm idol wotaku
I'm always screeming in some livehouse
have some pictures to enjoy
>>>/s/16714564
Is dry butt a common problem among Japanese girls?
中国で256歳まで生きた仙人がいたそうな
http://www.riseearth.com/2016/05/the-oldest-man-in-world-256-years.html?m=1
>>59928149
Are you screaming to your idol to fuck you?
Mayuyu-chan! Fuck me in the arss!
>>59927525
Another Brit/jap here, I've got a few years yet to decide,
Honestly I'm probably going to make a choice at the last moment, with the UK voting on the EU, and China trying to take over the sea, both countries could be quite different in a few years.
Nearly every manga I read has bullying in it, is bullying really such an endemic problem in japan, and it's really cruel stuff too, are japanese kids really suck cunts?
>>59927909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBZe-F52634
>>59928328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnI9gRXI5Ko
this desu
結婚してください
>>59928111
The latter is correct.
gijin hentai
>>59927095
mix 2 of those till you get desired result
ドイツ人
ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人
ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人 ドイツ人
Anyone here experience with living in Japan with an own business? I make my money with my online business so it doesn't really matter where I live. However, I'm not sure if I get a visa over there without working at an Japanese company.
>>59928454
You only read school manga? I'm not quite fond of that kind of manga.
There exists exaggeration in manga but, some kids can be really assholes.
When in middle school, I found bullying teachers and following class disruption were more common and never actually witnessed a kid being bullied barbarically. well, it could have happened, but at least as far as I know.
>>59928696
男か?よろしくな!
>>59929817
>bullying teachers
Care to elaborate on this?
>>59929480
ケバブ大好きドイツ人
運動を終わりました!!
>電話がまだ来ない
よし、一生ニート生活が決定だな
みんな、yrsk
do you think her foot smells like fine cheese?
>>59930479
I think they smell fresh and clean
>>59930479
you make me want to puke. really.
>>59930479
if they smell like fine cheese then I'd gladly eat them
ぐわぁぁ、課金やめとこうと思ってたのに もう一回来るのか ｡ﾟ(*´□`)ﾟ｡
Hey dweebs, im going to spend a month in some place in nara.
How can i get to tokyo the cheapest way?
>>59931022
idiot lol
ZZZ ...
>>59931064
nihonjin, you're up late today!
please get some rest!
>>59930168
Some naughty kids in my classroom often made a monkey of a certain teacher in charge of a synthetic science class.
He has a slightly unique face and moderate personality.
He is not the type of guy who's good at scolding children so these kids kept making fun of and nicknamed him “storming horse” like when he got vexed by kids.
Thinking back now, it sounds kinda weird.
Anyways, they just pelted banter on him in every synthetic science class.
I think they've never committed a single violent act and never seen they were bulling other kids, but it was pretty annoying.
>>59931022
swim from hong kong
>>59927525
>>59928384
Japan is laxer than Taiwan for example which requires you to proof you have rescinded the other citizenship. Usually the advice is citizenship is a relation between you and one country and not any other country's business. If you haven't already went like a retard and informed some officials of this problem then you don't need to do anything and can keep all your nationalities. Japan doesn't penalize this even if they later find out you broke the law. It's an antiquated law and many with for example American citizenship break it.
to be a doll
>>59927525
how about no
i can't believe how easily people give up their citizenships
How can I go about destroying the Japanese economy?
It's a rainy morning
おちんちん
>>59932758
見せてください!!
>>59932870
俺は常に素っ裸
男と女が愛し合って
子供が生まれて。
子供愛して。
子供育てて。
男と女が愛し合って
これが人間。
man and woman love each other.
born baby.
love baby.
raise baby.
man and woman love each other.
it is human.
>>59927525
We will hypothesize that now both country are face to face with ruin.
And you have a power which can save only one country.
Which will you save?
>>59933360
だから同性愛は不自然だよ
>>59933084
寒くないですか?
>>59928207
Nice.Real nice.
*shitposts in a jap thread*
>>59933588
>>59932294
are you qt trap?
>>59933588
my boat waifu
Do most people write this in the left style, or the computer font style on the right?
>>59937409
computer style, left style looks a poorly drawn 人 to me
>>59937409
left is proper
despite what alberto barbosa says, 入 flipped horizontally would be 人
Ohayo gojaima〜su
>>59938673
Ohayo gojaimasu, nihonjin-kun.
>>59938673
ohayo
>>59939567
>shino doesn't like cute British girl doing Japanese things
She has such a shit taste
非処女>>>処女
>>59940198
佳奈ちゃんさてはヤリマンビッチ好きだなwww
>>59940198
強姦>>>和姦
>>59940198
t. Gyaru fetish cherry boy
>>59927344
我々は宗教ではない。
多神教は一神教の成立前のひとつの段階に過ぎない。
ギリシャにもローマにも多くの神様がいる。
孔子の子孫も現存するように(ラーメン屋やってるらしい)、古代からの長い系譜があることは珍しくない。
西欧がひとつの特殊な形式の例であるだけ。
だが日本古来の文化を尊重されることは悪い気はしない。
>>59937409
人に入ると
産まれる
>>59939567
今日は晴れて暑くなりそう
>>59940198
女性にのみ処女性を求めるのは差別
>>59940591
通報しますた
>>59940627
朝から内容のない長文
お疲れ
Japanese rap???
>>59940627
>多神教は一神教の成立前のひとつの段階
日本は多神教で完成されてる
一神教に移行することはありえない
このゲームはいいです
My schedule is filled with work but I can set aside some more studying by waking up and sleeping earlier
I'm going for 4:00 AM studying.
Too much?
>>59941255
stick to instrumental hip hop like Nujabes, DJ Krush.
>>59940862
パンツ屋の小学生レベルの駄文はネットからネタを拾ってきてるだけだからゴミにしか見えないけど、nihonjinはちゃんと本を読んでるってのは伝わってくるし、色々話がためになる
パンツ屋もそういう所見習えばいいのにって思うけど、学習するっていう習慣がないんだろうな
>>59940862
他にやることないのか
年中煽り荒らし迷惑。
>>59941313
その絶対思考が地球が砕け散ろうと間違いなので、
レス入れた甲斐があった。
それがおかしい。
![CjJB5BFUgAESPWn[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ww09Qo2.jpg "CjJB5BFUgAESPWn[1].jpg")
おはよう
Though, I am very fine today.
So I don't mind.
そういうわけで
がんばれよ
>>59942198
おはよう\(^^)/
>>59942198
おはよう~
>>59930403
履歴書郵送したの?偉い、偉い
まあ、気長に気楽にね
明日は明日の風が吹く だよ
>>59942198
ワロタwおはよう
>>59942198
Ohayo gozaimasu, anon.
Anata genki?
>>59941447
you can do it as you please.
お前ら、何時間眠った?
How long did you guys sleep for?
>>59942370
Good evening Mr.anon
What did you eat your supper?
I ate bread , boield egg and sausage at breakfast
>>59942906
6 hours
本当は八時間寝たいところ
>>59940278
スレをまた見守ってつもりなんですけど、そのコメを見逃さないな。
ギャルはヤリマンかもしれないけど、ビッチだと思わない。
優しいお馬鹿なねえちゃんに近いかな?ギャルを直接に合ったことないけど(妄想を壊せないでくれ)
>>59940600
その称号をありがとうございます。大事にします
>>59942319
>郵送
メールだよ。郵送で履歴書を送るのはもう誰もしてない
去年に働いてた所に仕事をくださいって土下座で頼んでいく予定です
>>59942906
8 hours
じゃあleafのように
>>59942949
Lamb doner kebab wraps.
I've gone to the same place so often and for so many years that sometimes I get free cans of coke and ayrans. It's pretty sugoi.
>>59941255
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ikXn-Uv_2Dc
>>59941498
>>59942023
馬鹿丸出し
悔しいのね
>>59942370
ビンビンです、あなたは?
>>59941255
https://youtu.be/XJIzCddlWAA
>>59941255
rap? more like crap
>>59926464
In this rain?
But yeah harajuku is pretty cool, though the mainstreet that connects it too omotesando just features the same standard western brand stores
>>59943072
>メールだよ
そりゃそうか、ずいぶん古風だよなとは思ったw
まあ、無理しない程度に頑張れ
ギャルと言えば、前に電車でうとうとしていた時に
声も口調もおっとりで可愛い女の子がいてどんな子だろうと目を開けたら典型的なギャルだった事があって驚いた、ギャップ萌え好きな人間の気持ちが理解できたよ
>>59940591
さすがメキシコ
>>59943145
sounds nice i like kebab
>ayrans
my Turky friend laughed me when,i added sugar in ayran
I didnt know add salt in ayran
>>59943017
自分も6時間だ
>>59943072
>8 hours
ideal sleeping hours.
>>59943072
あと、昨日は人違いしてしまってごめん
君にも迷惑かけたね、少し落ち着くよ
how to I say this in japanese?
"After something has happened a different thing happaned"
>>59943963
what
no one ever says that
>>59944140
When I was done with my homework, I visited a friend
you get the idea
How do I get Japanese gf to get an abortion? She wants to keep it I do not
>>59944225
Why does it look like he just came out of a 12 round boxing match
>>59944203
maybe,nobody knows about it
in this thread
>>59943963
何かが起こった後に、他のことが起こった。
At first most people thought the guy who stabbed the idol was just some skinny pale otaku who would easily get morose. we were all wet.
They say you shouldn't judge people by how they look. I agree.
Ordinarily I don't wanna mention people's face then make fun of 'em.
But... you know what? some people are being just exactly how they look.
So if you smell a rat about someone in front of you, just believe your instinct and act properly.
>>59944274
He was ranked as one of the best judo fighters in his region when in middle school.
>>59944396
宿題が仕上げた後に、友達が合った。
?
>>59944569
宿題を終わらせた後に、友達と会った
>>59944599
ありがとう
![CizyJ9bUoAELtr6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cgorw5F.jpg "CizyJ9bUoAELtr6[1].jpg")
>>59944402
I'm saying his face is all puffy like he's been punched a couple hundred times
>>59944324
I'm desperate every time I tell her it's not a good idea she just ignores me or gets all pissed off
Does anyone here have any experience with the Kyoto University of Art & Design?
>>59944746
who the fuck answers that to "tell me about yourself"
no wonder that bitch left
>>59944841
>Art & Design?
xd
>>59944892
I know going to college for art is worthless but I'm not going anywhere in life anyways.
>>59944935
I can't guess why you're going all the way to Kyoto to learn art when The US has many universities in terms of learning art.
>>59945083
If you're going to study art why not study abroad?
>>59945112
Aren't you worried about all that debt?
>>59944746
Seriously you should stop blaming it on your race alone.
Every time I see you say like "but I'm not white" it sounds like you're ignoring all other factors that cause her to leave you.
![11263612_768414736610424_352642501_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JlCyu3d.jpg "11263612_768414736610424_352642501_n[1].jpg")
>>59945351
I wanna put my CHINPO in it
>>59945150
>go to college in US
>get copious amounts of debt
>go to college in Japan
>get to experience life abroad and marginally less amounts of debt
バルト三国って東欧だけど貧乏なイメージがあまりない。実際にはどうなんだろ?
東欧というとウクライナとベラルーシは言うまでもなく、旧ユーゴもしょうもない、でもバルト三国は北欧にも近くてITも進んでる。
>>59933588
>>59935649
>>59936385
同性愛を公正させよう!!!
みんみんの餃子うめえ!
>>59945351
ケバブ?
>>59947138
そうだ。 食べたことがある?
美少女ですけど
イケメンいるのかしら
あそこはヌルヌルになってしまいそうですからもう我慢できないわ
ちなみにあそこはチンコです
>>59947285
東京では色々な所にケバブ屋さんがあるよ
ケバブは俺の大好物
>>59947342
美少女(チンコ付き)
帰れ!
このレベルなら
Hello. How do you say "I am your newest fan! Very good videos!" in Japanese? Thanks, mates.
>>59947799
私は中田氏される喜びです!
>>59947846
Please, answer seriously.
I often see these cute small books what are the called?
They are in tategami and about the size of your hand
>>59946403
百合は百合のまま愛でよう。
>>59947285
ビールのつまみ。
北欧のビールは美味い!
>>59947342
おなぬーしてんの?
>>59947774
男娘でもいい。たくましく育ってほしい。
丸大ハム
>>59947896
also the picture are all black and white
>>59943259
わかってますなあ
声と口調がいいギャルは最高。
>>59943665
それ、本当に気にしないでくれよw
コテハン付けってないから人違いは当然だろ
迷惑もかけてない
テンション高い乗りは4ちゃんで禁物は大体そんなもんかな
>>59947799
「新しくファンになった新参者です。いいビデオですね。」
何回抜いた?
>>59947342
大変だ、強設定のドライヤーで乾かさないと!
good night my friends from the land of the rising sun
>>59947799
Literally translated, it would be like this "私はあなたの最も新しいファンです。とても良いビデオ。"
This, however, is not natural in terms of some linguistic matters.
You should say like this "あなたのファンになりました! とても良いビデオだと思います"
アニメとマンガとヘンタイとJAV以外に好きな日本文化は?
>>59948088
>not natural in terms of some linguistic matters.
How can you tell if something is "natura" or not? I fear everything I try to write in Japanese has this problem
>>59948115
お笑い
>>59948115
あとは世界一強い野球
>>59948171
lessen the use of 私は
it screams gaijin
also observe how japanese people actually talk and mimic them. literally just turn their sentences into fill-in-the blanks and memorize them
Who /jetprogram/ here?
>>59948357
日本一強いチームは?
>>59948115
ゲーム
ライトノベル
ヴィジュアル・ノベル
>>59948115
わりと本気で2ch
>>59948395
日本ハムじゃないかな
WBCくらいしか見ないから分からん
まあアメリカより強いってのはWBCで証明されてるよね申し訳ないけどw
>>59947896
Bunko-Bon?
If you are talking about standard of books and "tategami" was a typo of "tategaki".
>>59948508
right i think its that thank you
>>59948115
ベビメタ
>>59948395
阪神タイガース
な、わけないわ
ちょっと何言ってるかわかんない
今日のご飯は
ﾄﾝｶﾂ ﾄﾝﾄﾝｶﾂ ﾄﾝﾄﾄｶﾂﾄﾝｶﾂﾄﾝﾄﾄｶﾂ
ｶﾂﾄﾞﾝ ｶﾂｶﾂﾄﾞﾝｶﾂﾄﾝｶﾂﾄﾄｶﾄﾄﾝ ｶﾂ
ﾄﾝｶﾂ ﾄﾝﾄﾝｶﾂﾄﾝｶﾂﾄﾝｶﾂﾄﾝﾄﾄﾄｶﾂﾄﾞﾝ
ｶﾂ ｶｶﾄﾝ ﾄｶﾄｶﾄ ﾄｶｶｶﾄｶﾄﾝ ﾄｶﾄｶ
>>59948768
「青信号でも左右見て気をつけて」
と言う意味です。
t. アメリカ人
>>59948796
埼玉県は日本一
>>59948847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqmKyBZNJGA
>>59948014
君は本当にいい奴だな
そういえば、前の職場に一人ギャルがいたけど、サバサバして明るくて女の子の中では一番話しやすい子だったな
まあ、ギャルにも色々だね
ではまたねﾉｼ メイプルクッキー旨い
Why did Obama apologize for nuke bombing to Hiroshima?
In WW2, all japanese were militia because they are trained about bamboo spear.
America have no reason to apologize for that
>>59927525
>>59928384
Probably too late but just keep both.
If you're not a retard you won't get pinged for it
>>59949008
>all japanese
well that's a bit of an exaggeration
>>59949008
謝罪なんかしてないけどおまえバカか?
>>59948768
訛るだけなら良いが誤解を招く方言は危険
オバマが謝罪するたまなら世界中からアメリカは愛されてるよ
>>59949008
Hi gaijin-san
>>59948822
老人の東北弁は韓国語のよう
琉球はもっとわからんが
>>59948847
>埼玉県は日本一
ダサいたま
>>59949040
原爆投下前に日本の敗戦は決定的だった
原爆投下は、全く無駄な行為で、史上最悪の犯罪だ
>>59949040
japanese were trained at school
All japanese but people who can't hold spear were trained
原爆に賛同してる国ってアメリカ中国韓国だけ
憐れな奴らだよ
第二次世界大戦が軍部の暴走ならその暴走を止めたアメリカの原爆は英断なはず
結局日本人は戦争に賛成で軍部に責任をなすりつけただけの卑怯者
>>59949123
>「きのどくな」=「ありがとう」
This is a confusing dialect.
うぜぇぞチョンコ
>>59949220
そんな画像貼ってムラムラさせる気か
>>59949317
ほーう。だったらおまえらアメリカの暴走を止めた911も英断だったんだな
ふざけた野郎だ
ああ在日か氏ねボケ
自分同士で喧嘩してるといつまでもキチガイのままだよ
論理的に反論できないとすぐ人種差別に走る頭の悪い国民性が如実に現れてる実に日本人らしいコメントだね
原爆の話が話題になった時だけ少しだけ反米になる奴と、IQ65くらいの謎のニートの闘いが繰り広げられている。。。
確かに自分と違う意見が出る(中国や韓国への親近感)とすぐ在日だのプロキシだの、うんざりする。少し心に余裕持てよ。というか、海外に少しでも出たことあれば、そんなに中韓全員最悪ってわけじゃないことわかるだろうけど、ちょっと哀れだ。
アカ犬って呼べばより正確だったかな?
確率の問題だろw
>>59949547
かな?じゃねーようざってぇな
>>59949531
外道にかける情けはねえ!
アカのファビョンは良いファビョン
ウヨのファビョンは悪いファビョン
(ｷﾘｨ
>>59949587
外道とか在日とかやめてもっと楽しく話そうぜ。
>>59948395
明らかにソフトバンク
あんなのいるとパ・リーグつまらんな
>>59949531
本当にこれ。自分達の愚かさが日本全体の質を下げてることを自覚しろと
プロパガンダに流されたオツムの弱い国
アメリカ=韓国=中国
これが世界常識
japanese say "the responsibility of WW2 is on the japanese arm. japanese just couldn't control them"
If it is so, japanese must say thank you to America because America stopped the uncontrolled Japanese Army by atomic bombing.
Why do japanese say the boming is bad? japanese is retending like victim of the war.
I hate it.
両方に文句言ってるなら、そのお利口ごっこもカッコいいんだけどねぇ
>>59948395
Yokohama DeNA BayStars
>>59949669
ほんとこれ。
右も左も寄りすぎたらどっちも気違い
>>59949685
日本一お笑いに強いチームかな
