I have a college friend from Turin who claims northerners hate southerners and visa-versa. Why is that? Becuase Southerners are slightly darker?
>>59907401
As a non-italian I can take a wild guess:
>Northern Italy - Central/Northeast Spain
>South Italy - Andalucía/Extremadura
Basically every single negative stereotype about Italy comes from the south. And most of them are true.
>>59907401
North Italy: Great culture, arts,cuisine, rich
Mezzogiorno: Mafia, Poor, many emigrants
It's like the conflict between South states and North states in USA
>>59907828
>Basically all italian culture comes from the south.
FTFY
>>59907401
>Becuase Southerners are slightly darker
No, because they are poorer and perceived as a drain on the economy. The cities in the south are dirty and controlled by various mafia organizations like the Ndrengheta. Southerners come to the north looking for jobs and cause friction between them and locals.
>>59907828
Like the guido gangsters?
>>59907828
>Tagliate quella linea che divide nord e sud
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mt2QuQcb2oU
>>59907919
Terronia is not Tuscany, faggot.
Northeners are jealous of our qts
>>59907828
desu
haha south is dragging us down remove terrone make italy great hahaha look at me how original and white and successful i am.
>>59907948
That jaw
>>59907948
Venus in the flesh.
>>59907946
it is not north italy italy, double faggot
>>59907923
t.never been to the south
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94Fhg7EP0pw
>>59908013
South italian girls, best girls
>>59907401
It has nothing to do with skin color, It has to do with culture.
The whole whiteness shit is only here on 4chan, most Europeans don't think in terms of "Whiteness" that's an American thing.
>>59907740
i've been to andalucia and murcia and i loved it! and yea, extremadura will be next! (all hail Pizarro uezs)
>not living in the comfy south
>not hanging out with your south italian KKK bros
>not enjoying the old part of the city
>>59908209
>not going to a "festino" with a south italian qt
>>59908137
Enjoy your skin cancer lmao.
>>59908313
i actually was surprised how much the little brown chicitas like tall northern gambas
>>59908313
>Spain
>skin cancer
You have to be a moron to get it.
>>59908137
Oh, of course you liked it. It doesn't mean it's dragging the country down.
>>59908551
Southern Spain is literally hotter and sunnier than most of North Africa.
>>59908583
Go google skin cancer numbers for Spain.
You have to be stupid to get skin cancer.
>>59908689
Because you are already adapted to it. Take a look at Australia's skin cancer rates for example. That's what would happen to a pigskin pasty German if he kept going there all the time.
>>59908755
Australians while young have very little concern for overexposure and take pride in fine tans. It's complete ignorance.
t. Son of Gazza and Shazza
>>59908855
How come Australians can tan if you're supposedly the descendants of Brits and Irish? Both of those groups become lobsters under the sun.
>>59909186
Every Aussie are at least 1/10th abbo desu
Southern Italians say the Savoys sacked them during the unification and that's why they're poor today
>>59910496
Not the reason why we are poor, but it's true that they sacked us and it certainly didn't help make things better
How poor are you ?
Eastern European poor ?
Latin American poor ?
African poor ?
U.S.A. poor ?
>>59907401
Southern Italy sucks t b h
Its less european and more similar to middle eastern/north african cultures, its pretty much a hybrid between the two
Corruption, poverty, dirty streets, conservatism, religious as hell, buildings that are almost falling apart because people don't look after them
South Italy is better than the middle east and north Africa but its also shittier than northern Italy
>>59911068
hello ahmed
>>59911068
It's better than Eastern Europe also. Even the best Slavic countries (Czech Republic and Slovenia) are poorer than it, but they have the "muh communism" excuse.
>>59910496
Ending up being the most pro-monarchy area in Italy until the second half of the past century. Stockholm syndrome?
I only truly hate campania. Neapolitan scum is the worst thing on the fucking planet. Literally worse than the niggest of the blackest ghetto.
>>59911342
What is the deal with that blue patch in Portugal?
>>59913158
>mfw I AM the Neapolitan scum
Thank you, great-grandpa and great-grandma Rizzo, for emigrating
>>59907401
> randomly meet college girl from Turin in a social app
> we chat every once in a while for a few weeks in the summer
> she's nice if a bit troubled and stressed
> her classes start and conversation stops
I kinda miss her tbqhwy
>20% unemployment
>corrupt as hell
>poor, no industry whatsoever
>terrible education
>terrible healthcare
>mafia
southern italy is probably the shittiest region in western europe, not counting romania and such post commie cunts
>>59907401
North is civilized Austrian clay
>>59907875
Yeah but just reverse that
>>59914019
No. Poortugal is still shittier. See: >>59911342
>>59914019
Ur basically reporting its status without considering its causes. That's what a good education's supposed to teach you so the joke's on you :^)
>>59914024
last time we went to war we ended your empire
>>59914019
this, they're backwards and corrupt
>>59907401
>visa-versa
>>59914178
>its causes
southern shitalians, duh
>mfw they speak German in South tyrol
>mfw German with an Italian accent
>>59914194
>italy
>ending anything
>>59914277
they dont have an italian accent
>>59914303
I know, shocking
>>59914277
Who cares about snowniggers. The coolest thing about South Tyrol are the people who speak Ladin. It looks and sounds so cool.
It is hard for Tuscany to deal everyday with polentoni and terroni, they're fucking retarded.
>>59914524
B-But I like you: >>59907828
>>59914825
>disliking Aosta Valley
Are you jelly that they get to be bilingual for free?
Tuscany is a part of Northern Italy
Da Vinci was from there
>>59915136
>>59914019
>italy
>western europe
It's the definition of south
>>59915685
it's both actually
>>59907956
>>59914825
>>59915136
>>59907828
The same middle province has been neutral in all of these.
Does nothing happen here? Why does nobody care about it?
>>59915685
We are way more Western than Scandishits.
I don't know, but it's always funny when Italians try to harass Southern Italians because it's an excellent chance to pull out examples of Northern Italo-Aryans.
>>59907401
no, only northerners hate southerner...not vicecersa
it must be an inferiority complex sort of
>>59907875
quite the opposite leaf
>>59907401
>>59907919
People only know about italy due to the south.
>>59916579
I know right. I like to do the same thing with the eternal Anglo.
>>59907401
Because Southerners are always shitting the image of italy in the world with mafia and garbage
>>59915685
Italy invented the definition of "Western"
>>59907401
>visa-versa
>>59917871
Which is funny as brown eyes among white Britons is the minority (blue eyes dominate), whereas blue and light eyes are the minority in Italy.
If you ask "What do you like about Italy", most people will reply "the food". And if you ask them what they like about Italian food, they will reply "pizza and pasta", both Southerner food.
>>59918023
What's up with Welsh people though? They often look like they're legit southern yuros.
>>59918027
If you ask "What do you dislike about Italy", most people will reply "the criminality". And if you ask them what they dislike about Italian criminality, they will reply "mafia and corruption", both Southerner things.
>>59918023
>2016
>having the evil eye
>>59918043
They are ancient Iberians
Butthurt southerners are obsessed with race while the reason they're hated is not racist,it's because they just suck
>>59918097
>mafia
>what is Mala del Brenta
>corruption
>implying
>>59918043
No idea.
>>59918149
>the differences between north and south Wales are greater than between northern and southern England
Interdasting
>>59918181
It's an ongoing study - People of the British Isles Project.
>>59918146
>what is Mala del Brenta
A Sicilian mafia. They just immigrated to Veneto.
>>59918146
well, if you like cherrypicking, let me be a butthurtino like you
>If you ask "What do you like about Italy", most people will reply "the food". And if you ask them what they like about Italian food, they will reply "pizza and pasta", both Southerner food.
>what is prosciutto
>what is parmigiano
plus non ignorant people also love italian culture (renaissance and shit) and a lot of it came from northern and central italy
SURELY NOT SOUTHERN
>>59918023
Averages out around 50%, 20-30% other light eyes - hazel included. Then whatever else.
We will get rid of the Italians, just like we did in 45'
At a price.
>>59918211
Awesome, I've actually participated in a genetic study in my region, they got a sample of my saliva and mailed me the tests a few months later.
>>59918234
Most of its members where Venetians you retard
>>59918286
>At a price.
That's our line you Slovenian cunt
>>59907828
>it's a veneto and friuli suck each other's dick episode
>>59918279
I'm not cherrypicking, "pizza and pasta" is literally the answer of 95% of the people.
>>59918286
Just outbreed us out. I will marry a slovenian 1000 times over a jewtalian annoying bitch. Little by little italy shall become slovenian
Please enlighten me if I talk bullshit
But is Northern Italy not pretty Germanic influenced while cultural powerhouses like Tuscany in Central Italy or even Southern Italy remained Hellenic/Latin ?
>>59918349
the cherrypicking was about the mafia and corruption.
you can cherrypick that shit even in germany, it's everywhere, doesn't mean south italy is corrputionlandia literally owned by mafia.
>>59910496
WE WUZ RICH N SHIEEET
protip: they were so backwards even the barbary states stopped raiding them by 1800s because they didn't have anything of value left to steal beside slaves
>>59918279
>SURELY NOT SOUTHERN
>the mad chimp is entertaing /int/ again
regional hate is for paesant who hate each others
>>59918412
also I meant
>south italy isN'T corrputionlandia literally owned by mafia.
>>59907401
it is only normal for the ugly/weak to hate the beautiful/strong
>>59915763
It's a meme pretending the region doesn't exist
>>59907401
If your country doesn't have northerners hating southerners and vice versa, it's pretty much a non-country.
>>59915763
Umbria is our Scotland.
Full of junkies, irrelevant but with nice landscapes. It used to be the cradle of one of our most ancient civilizations, the Etrurians (along with Tuscany).
>>59918437
it's true though, name one relevant scientific or artistic invention southshitolistan of terronia united ever did
hard mode: can't go back to magna grecia
Here is a scientific explanation. I posted this before and it triggered lots of Italians.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3oIiH7BLmg
>>59918312
>literally created and organized by Sicilians
>but no it's Venetian!
Fuck off retard.
It doesn't exist anymore anyway. We could cut it down before it became a real problem like it is in the south.
>>59918473
No, that's Molise.
But seriously Molise is a non-region. Nobody even remembers how or why it was split from Abruzzo.
>>59907948
>>59908047
>>59908255
>>59908282
I WANT TO BE A CHAD
>>59918512
>the mad chimp wants to start the banter
WEW LAD
>>59918464
t. mudslime
>>59918023
Blue/green eyes make up 50% in the North-West, 60% in the North-East, 20% in Central Italy and 10% in the South.
>>59918564
>mfw people don't fell into my regional banter trickery
>>59918512
Verismo
>This thread
Nothing brings italians together like hating their own country
>>59907948
she looks like an empress
>>59918328
>>59918373
Where has all the hate gone? Can't we just shitpost about genocide, fascists, communists, track suits, greasy hair, pasta and liquids containing high amounts of alcohol?
ISTRA TRST IN GORICA NAŠA SO PRAVICA
TRST JE NAŠŠŠŠŠŠŠŠŠŠŠ
>>59918592
>this is an italian poster is dull episode
>>59918658
We hate mudslimes more.
>>59918742
t. comfyfrocio
>>59918705
I hate Slovenians but you guys got your shit together after gommunism fell so I don't really want to start a friendly shitpost war.
You should rename Kobarid though.
So who is closer to the ancient Romans?
The Germans in the north of the Berbers in the south of Italy?
>>59918490
The UK does have a strong and rich history of north vs south.
>>59918731
Again, another form of self hatred
>>59918771
Central Italians obviously.
>>59918770
>You should rename Kobarid though.
Why? And to what?
>>59918770
>You should rename Kobarid though.
???
Only if you rename yourself to Roman Empire and fall apart again.
>>59918705
Invade northeast italy already, just annex us to your glorious country. I don't want to have this shitty shitalian flag anymore. DO IT, TRST JE SLOVENSKI!!!!
>>59918840
>>59918731
>France, UK, Germany
stupid fucking cucks
And fuck us too, we're probably not much better. But they probably only asked deluded effeminate-with-a-beard hipster faggots, unfortunately a true festering pestilence here.
Ask average older people and the results would be closer to Italy and Poland.
Oh well, we're doomed, they'll reap what they've sown and they'll deserve it.
>>59918771
Let me give you a quick summary of what happened to Italy
476: Germans under Odoacer invade and occupy Rome and the rest of Italy, they mix with the local population
550: Gothic War, millions die and Byzantine invaders mix with the local population
650: Lombards from Jutland migrate all the way from Scandinavia to Italy, they basically resettle Northern Italy and some parts of the South with their own people
900: Mudslime Berbers/Moors invade Sicily and mix with the local population:
1000: Normans occupy Sicily, kill everyone who looks Muslims and mix with the local population
1000 - 1861: nothing relevant happens
1861: Italy is born
Italy is mostly Germanic nowadays.
>>59918840
we are catholic ethnic muslims though
we only hate islamic ethnic muslims
>>59918854
>>59918869
Caporetto is its rightful name. The fucking battle is known internationally as Caporetto.
Caporetto entered history books and dictionaries, Kobarid means nothing.
>>59918935
WE WUZ GERMANICS BARBARS AND SHIEEEET
LONG LIVE ODEN, MY COMMANDER IS ARMINIUS, NOT CAESAR, OK?
>>59918955
>catholic
>islamic
Different shades of brown religions
>>59918935
what a retard
>>59918935
Non-meme answer:
North: Celto-Italic
Center: Italic/Etruscan
South: Greco-Italic
>>59919039
>>59919084
Wow, ignoranti proprio.
Neanche wikipedia siete in grado di usare?
>>59907401
They hate south italy because the south makes them mediterranean, italians wished they were central europeans.
lel
>>59918970
>Caporetto is its rightful name
If you say so.
>The fucking battle is known internationally as Caporetto.
Caporetto entered history books and dictionaries
Only because it was an Italian disaster of epic proportions and because Italy was on the entente side.
I mean, you really dropped the ball on that one lads. Is it still used in Italy to describe a massive failure?
Even abos are whiter than Italians ;))))
>>59919074
jesus says decide
mohammad says obey
>>59918970
But it's not Slovene, you can't really pronoune Caporetto in Slovene as it would be pronounced in Italian.
>>59919120
>italians wished they were central europeans.
Excuse me?
>>59919128
Italians are white, anon
don't let me repeat these words!
>>59914895
>bilingual
trilingual
>for free
we paid a pretty high price from 1922 to 1945, pe ehtre oun-ehtou, fameuille
>>59919074
btw I only hate muslim madmen
muslimette girls are hot, and need big roman cock up their tight pussies
>>59919120
t.Karl der Große, kings of Franks
>>59919260
wew
>>59919286
I don't mind it as long it decreases the inbreeding
>italian """""men"""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dntfod-Cbo
>>59918935
Around the 5th century half of the Treverians (cf. city Trier in Luxemburg), a populous Celto-Germanic tribe pretty romanized at the time, also settled in Lombardy.
Damn, I didn't even realise the North South divide in Italy was not a meme, seems like a much much worse version of the one here
Where does Sardinia fit into all this?
:)
My cousin is from Emilia romagna.
What's the view on the people of that region and the region itself?
>>59919601
It's slightly better than the deep south
>>59919633
emilians are gommies
>>59919633
Gommies
>>59919376
Karel de Grote was Belgian btw; all Franks are, what you call "French" are basically Gauls with a Frankish aristocracy.
>>59919128
> another quality post brought you by Australia
>>59919662
in the liberal nu-male sense of the word?
>>59919633
They have since always (and I really mean always) been one of the most socially progressive regions in italy, for better or for worse. The capital Bologna is also known as 'Bologna the Red' and 'The Capital of Communism'. They never had a right wing mayor in recorded history, not counting the dictatorship years. But it is not a shithole like you'd imagine, it's actually the third richest region in the country and Bologna has pretty good quality of life
>>59919633
Comfy gommunist place
Best cuisine (tagliatelle alla bolognese) and a Tuscany-like landscapes
>>59919629
ENNA MISERIA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-X9hYleO70
>>59919633
pretty good but commie as fuck
>>59918503
>Full of junkies
indeed
>>59919842
thanks donatello
:)
Leave my Italy alone
>>59918130
yes they always post image of northern italians so they can prove their whiteness but in the end we hate them for being lazy greasy wop
>>59919146
We just say Capóretó instead of the Italian Capòret-tò.
But the reason why we don't do so is cause no Romance-speakers have lived in Kobarid for a thousand years.
