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>>59900202
She reminds me of the mask in Mario.
>>59900212
Spending money to shitpost seems like a waste. What's the equivalent of /int/ on japanese 掲示板?
>>59900202
おっぱいはどこ〜?
>>59900462
here because i like posting this picture best but the ninhojins are getting bored of it
>>59900417
You can't into Japanese, and we can't into English, so we don't have it.
>>59900529
just stop posting her all together
>>59900529
>everyone in this thread is getting bored of it
ftfy
>>59900559
it's interesting to think that such a big country like japan keep itself isolated
also im going to sleep now, so good night everyone
>>59900657
fine next time i make a thread i will post rila fukushima
>>59900660
well shes japanese so shes related to the thread
>>59900202
おつ
>>59900711
have a sweet dream.
Ohayo konoyaro
I've been waiting for plenty of cute futa British girls to break into my house and gangrape my naughty boy pussy until it starts hemorrhaging and turning into the most sanguine rose in the world.
I get a place to deposit my eggs in. my body is ready.
>>59901079
いらっしゃいませ若様
pick one to fuck carelessly
>>59901406
I'd fuck the 2nd girl from the right right in the shitter if you catch my drift
>>59901406
いい加減漢字以外の字使えや。
>>59901263
Hell no
痔 is fucking annoying and you shouldn't say such thing
「海に投げ入れた時点では生存していたので死体遺棄罪は成立しない」と無罪を主張した米国人に実刑判決
http://www3.nhk.or.jp/lnews/yokohama/1056960261.html
死体遺棄として立件されたのに、無罪を主張するために実は殺人だったと自供したグモ容疑者
米国人はやっぱりバカw
>>59901079
Ohayo gozaimasu, nihonjin.
I hope you ganbatte your best today.
>>59901406
second from the left
chile
>>59901939
How is your school going?
>>59901939
>ganbatte your best
>your best
isn't this redundant
>>59902136
who cares mister nihongo pro
>>59902136
It's okay
He always cheer me up
ching chong nip dong
ウンコたべちゃったー
誰のウンコ?
>do realkana
>always get about 90% right but mess up here and there because some look so similiar, especially わ, れ and ね, and め and ぬ, and さ and き
愛って何?
美しゅうございます is truly correct phrase, but 美しいです is common.
In early showa era, the former is standard language, but that expression is hard for common people, and they used the latter by mistake.
The government confirmed the way of expression later.
Originally, "ます" is used for 用言(verbs and adjectives as Japanese grammer words) and "です" is used for 体言(nouns).
Therefore the latter is uncomfortable slightly, but it is correct.
>>59902100
Tiring.
I do not like waking up early for school.
>>59902964
黒かったから黒人のウンコだと思う
>>59903000
キリスト教徒には理解できないこと
>>59903000
>>59903572
何だこりゃ
>>59903416
固そう
>>59903112
Fuck yes school in about 7 hours>>59903112
shit up all night> go to school> sleep at school > comfortable waking
>>59902974
i finished ひらがな a while ago, but i'm now doing カタカナ and for some reason my brain wants to die
>>59903112
too bad
>>59904254
congrats you are basically fluent
>>59904324
tfw
what about that meme of 2000 kanji
>>59904244
Stay up all night > go to school > dont sleep at school > tired for ever
Feelsgoodman
>>59904254
katakana are a bitch, but the problem with them is that they often convey crippled english so it's normal that reading them feels crappy because you never get a real flow like with hiragana
>>59904345
>what about that meme of 2000 kanji
that meme is real and you are fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs
>>59904345
You will probably have more trouble with grammar than with kanji
I awoke to Chinese media outlet posting this on my Facebook timeline
https://youtu.be/YGk7QBFKI9k
>>59904520
I wish we were still living in the 70s when full employment was the norm
赤い靴 履いてた 女の子 異人さんに 連れられて 行っちゃった
電車こねーな
>>59904601
was the guy white?
Think of the case of honorific language, that is understandable.
In the case of honorific language, ambiguous expressions are not admitted.
And the sentence that is omitted implicit should change into complete expressions.
"美しく存じます/美しゅう存じます" is correct, but many people feels uncomfortable a little probably.
In consequence, that will probably be changed into other expression for example "美しい印象を頂きました" and so on.
Though, the more that changes into correct Japanese language, the more unnatural.
In conclusion, It follows that an impolite expression is natural.
This is a problem of Japanese language today.
And, in other words, honorific language is not grammar but the way of expressions.
>>59904705
一番好きな色は何か。
僕のは青いだ。
>>59904520
pretty sad, the mother is a dumb cunt though
>>59904837
私は緑が好き
>>59904836
純日本風が読めるか。
敬語の言い回しは純日本風にちょっとみたいだそうだ
>>59904837
>>59904965
着類とか背景とか物件などは色について大事な物だから, 一番好きな色って事は子供らしくないじゃない
日本語能力試験を取ったことがありますか。
>>59905229
いいえ, いつかそうするつもりだけど
夏に何を食べます
Is somen plain? Do talk usually eat it sweet ?
>>59905229
またことがないけど、今来年の3級試験の準備しておきます。
>>59904520
I already told mom , I never asked to be born, Im ready to kill myself anytime
seems she doesnt want that
I can be pretty sucessfull I have enough knowledge to compete against any importer on the market, the problem I dont want to hated, people here envy a lot sucessful persons
also I dont fear , I can walk with 10 000 usd of the day sales on my pocket around street criminals , Im ready to fight I dont care if they are 8 or 10 drugged as fuck
this increases the chances of me being killed by 10000%
so I prefer to stay calm at office shitposting
2 options
-work hard and be killed
-do nothiing and stay alive
>>59905229
J-CAT
結果は中級だった
does anyone else here have the problem that they can't understand japanese songs
often I have a hard time to make out the words because I lack the general context and when they start stretching syllables I'm completely fucked anyway
If I know the words I can follow the conversations in anime, j-drama etc. just fine, but fucking pop songs man....
>>59905762
i can't even follow conversations cause i don't know vocabulary or grammar
i'm trying to learn but fuark
is tae kim actually good for grammar
Foreigners in Japan are big problem these days. They should be lined up and shot.
>>59905861
But the only foreigners that really cause trouble are niggers, sand niggers, and Peru.
>>59905861
>>59905843
>is tae kim actually good for grammar
sorry mate, no idea
high
>>59905915
Asians are more problem than black people.
>>59905843
tae kim is a handbook.
get genki in pdf, get something to write on pdf and do all the exercices cover to cover. its basically the best textbook for beginner.
will a japanese girl fall in love with me when I play this song for her?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YToPawxdnG
>>59905985
high
>>59906247
Stop dreaming girls will like narcissistic guys. You'd better study Japanese.
>>59906045
What about us whities. We come for the anime and women. You don't mind us right? At least the skin color of our children with be light!!
>>59906475
毎日頑張ります!!
>>59906477
You're welcome unless you're ******* white *******
日本語スレに来る日本人って、昔クラスに必ずいた大人しく授業も真面目に受けてるのに成績が芳しくないタイプ多そう
>>59905762
I think that many of the lyrics of Japanese songs can read on the web if you can read Japanese.
http://www.utamap.com/
or google by 「”曲名” 歌詞」.
と、苛められてるのに「○○君の冗談はキツイなぁw」とか言ってた子が
>>59905762
I don't know about Japanese, but i often have that problem with songs in general. Sometimes German songs, and most of the time English songs.
>>59906527
What if i wear sunglasses? I'm white and i have dark hair, so if i wear sun glasses you can't tell if i'm asian or white! Check mate nippon
>>59906577
>授業も真面目に受けてるのに
頭の中ではくだらない事を考えてたからねw
でも問題も起こさないから、教師にとっては(都合の)良い子だったと思うよ。
>>59905915
>and Peru
このチンポ泥棒
im watching a jav right now and anri okita pronounces "です" like "でしゅ"
am i retarded or is this some kind of girly speech
>>59907118
>チンポ
これですか?
>>59904705
童謡「赤い靴」の女の子は異人さんにつれられてアメリカへは行ってなかったー赤い靴の真実
http://jack8.at.webry.info/201207/article_1.html
Feel through your mind, the difference is not the problem.
>>59907185
でしゅ sounds very childish like lisping children.
![tumblr_nzwqe6BpW41rmk3cyo1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Y6zogCG.gif "tumblr_nzwqe6BpW41rmk3cyo1_500[1].gif")
>>59907185
>>59907599
with dem tits I wouldn't care if she talked like a pokemon
>>59907386
山下公園に像があるから、てっきりそこから
外国に行ったものだと思っていたよ
>>59907599
could be. she was talking to a beta boy
>>59907721
word. i want her to be my mommy
>>59906577
そうは思わないけどな
![draw_this_again___misty_in_a_sukumizu_by_revolutionhellcowboy-d72uqvk[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/usZZdoH.png "draw_this_again___misty_in_a_sukumizu_by_revolutionhellcowboy-d72uqvk[1].png")
>>59907929
>青森のキリストの墓
この話は何度聞いても笑えるw
確かに義経の方が信憑性が高いよね
>>59907743
かなり後になってから真相がわかったみたいだ
時間が経つ内に話に尾ひれが付いたのだろう
青森のキリストの墓は「偉い人がこの村に来ているときに亡くなった」という程度の言い伝えらしい
源義経にしておいた方がよかったのにと思う
>>59908017
文面が不明瞭だったので書き換えた>>59908030
すまん
>>59907810
You didn't improve at all.
It's not bad though. You just didn't improve
青森の女騎士
麻雀やろう
http://tenhou.net/0/?L7447
![soui03[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EdnJ10x.jpg "soui03[1].jpg")
今日もお勤めです
くっ殺してけろ・・・!
>>59908653
男ならポーカー
>gaijin who have name in katakana/kanji on facebook
>gaijin who have name in hangul on facebook
>gaijin who speak in forced kansai ben accent
>>59908972
haha...*starts sweatig*..
t-this could n-nerver be me!!! I swear!!!!
>>59906577
勉強は出来るけどクラスに馴染めないタイプの方が多そう。
>>59908972
おんなことわかへんよ
俺の名前はジョンや
>>59908972
You're the gaijin here, Ikari-kun.
What does
こんにちは, といいます.
mean? It's usually in the Yotsuba manga at the beginning. I know the part until the comma means good day/hello, but what about the rest?
>>59909147
we say hello?
>>59909147
[someone's name]といいます means "my name is [someone's name]" or "I'm [someone's name]"
>>59909001
www
you are kawaii desu
Do you like kansai dialect dont you?
Why japanese people don't say "I love you"? Today I asked to my girlfriend is she were with someone else, for example and average japanese guy of her age (between 30-35), would she say "I love you" everyday? And she told me no. She would say it once a month or so.
Don't you have feelings? Don't you show your love to your women Japan?
>>59909255
I dont really know how this dialect sounds...
>>59909395
> I asked to my girlfriend
puto normie largate basura
fuera, FUERA !!!!
>>59909395
大丈夫だよ。俺が言ってあげるね
愛してるぞ、 アルゼンチンくん
>>59909553
el peruANO
>>59909395
You know ,a lot of Japanese are so shy
we usually say「 thank you everyday」or
「l like you very much」instead of 「i love you」
>>59909395
Does she say it to you every day?
Do you say "i love you" every day to a used roastie in her thirties?
鬼の居ぬ間に洗濯
>>59909652
Yes, she does because I do. She wasn't used to it, I think most japanese women don't read/hear "I love you" every day.
>>59909688
Japanese called American and British 鬼畜米英
Chinese calls Japanese 日本鬼子
>>59909460
oh really?
>>59909045←he speaks kansai dialect
kansai dialect sounds like friendly
but I cant speak kansai dialect in fact…
>>59909820
「きちくべいえい」という?
neat.
you are "dirty japs"
>>59909820
おい、変な言葉教えるなw
日本鬼子はなんかかっこいいから許す
ドイツ、フランス、イタリア首脳は今朝、日本に到着か
きのうニュースで見なかったので扱い悪いなと勘違いしてた
>>59909395
I think it comes from the cultural difference.
you can watch the video about "I love you".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=97&v=azLpKvKBdHE
>>59909830
do people who speak kansai understand the others and vice versa
>>59909890
「呼んだ」
過去形だ
すぐお顔真っ赤にするなよ土人
>>59909890
>きちくべいえい
yes
>>59909890
ww2の時に使用された言葉
今は死語で、鬼畜米なんて言葉は誰も使わないよw
>>59909963
かなちゃん?だったら日本語で話すよw
関西弁は理解できるけど、他の地方の人が真似して喋ると、とたんに胡散臭くなるのね
で、関西人もツッコミまくるから、恐ろしくて喋れないwはい、ヘタレですよw
>>59910145
can't read that, my man
>>59909959
I'd fuck that cat.
>>59910197
ねこどろぼ
>>59910157
oh!sorry
I understand kansai dialect and kansai people understand others
but,not naturally ,if i speak kansai dialect
>>59910342
thanks!
>>59906577
むしろ偏差値普通の学校の1クラスって感じかな
平均よりは賢そうな人もいれば、オタクもいるし、陽気でおちゃらけてる人もいる
一方友達が多いグループに嫉妬してる奴とか、一人教室の隅でブツクサ言ってるような人もいるし
>>59909945
カナダが一番乗りだったせいか、
珍しくカナダの首相がニュースで取り上げられていたね
普段はニュースでカナダの首相の話なんて出ないのに
>>59910362
my pleasure
共産党支持者さんご苦労様です
>>59910432
きのう、カナダ首相は休みを取って私費で宿泊代を払ったとコメント
舛添、また立場が悪くなったw
this is 2ch girl
>>59910524
>私費で宿泊代
えー?マジで?
贅沢三昧の枡添に聞かせてやりたいな!
>>59910575
テヨン星人?
ﾒｼﾓ ｱﾝﾌｧﾓ ﾆｼﾞｭｺﾞｻｲ
イケメンになりたい
イケメンの高身長→格好いい
イケメン低身長→かわいい
イケメンおじさん→味がある、渋い
イケメン禿げ→それでもイケメンなんてすごい!
>>59910765
金持ちになった方が楽だそうで同じ効果があるだろう
>>59910869
this
>>59910342
I speak the niigata dialect
>>59910869
割りと裕福だからいい
というか絶対イケメンの方が金よりいい
>>59909890
鬼畜米英撃ちてしやまん
>>59910145
そういうときは
尻を向けて突っ込んでもらえ
Suck my ass
>>59910224
ぬこの好物、猫姦
cat raper
>>59910363
とにかく国語力の低いのが多い
>>59910765
いや~、テレるぜ
>>59911074
漢なら関西弁やろ、われ
>>59910145
カナダ旗全部一緒くたにするなんて最低
互いに顔隠して無理やりくっつければ未婚率下がると思う
>>59911251
というかかなちゃんって誰だよ
kの音が落ちて、あなちゃん
>>59911251
まあ、人と旗は区別しなきゃね
>>59911272
肌を重ねりゃ情はうつる
美人は三日で飽きるとも云うし
>>59911341
ちょっと女々しい話し方して童貞に気に入ってもらったやつらいし
男だけどね
>>59910765
イケメンデブ→???
>>59900462
>using a question mark with japanese
>not knowing about ka
>>59911525
デブならむしろイケメンと判断されない
日本語は美しいです
>>59911612
i've seen some japanese people do it though
>>59911251
関西弁に興味があるようなので勘違いした
あと、日本語上手い相手に下手な英語で返すのが少し恥ずかしかった
でも間違えられたら良い気分はしないよね
以後気をつける
>>59911650
Français est beau
>>59902974
>>59904254
You need to find mnemonic devices for each one and picture them in your brain. Look up the tofugu guides to hiragana and katakana. The hiragana one is much better, you might have to make up ur own for katakana.
>>59911725
>use the mnemonic technique
>none of the characters look like what they're associating them with
maybe i'm just too stupid for this
>>59911717
>>59911650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZh7A3F1Qf0
>>59911723
なるほど
なら片仮名と文法は後回しにするか
一年後にまたご助言お願いできますでしょうか
>>59911650
ありがとう。愛してるよ。
>>59911612
これ誰?
>>59911870
なんだこれ
いいじゃん
Jane birkinのLangue de chat思い出した
>>59911963
愛してるよすぎます
一つ 一人の姫始め
右手よ 今年もよろしくな
>>59911963
日本旗が綺麗ですね
槇原敬之と平井堅って歌うまいけど、2人がウワサどおりゲイなら歌ってるラブソングも素直に聞けないな
私は中国語を話す後悔します。
私の日本語は良くありません。私は漢字によって混乱します
>>59912059
幼女の初経を思い出すね
>>59912082
槇原は知らんけど
平井堅はガチらしいよ
一緒に仲良く買い物する姿がしょっちゅう……
>>59912113
>平井堅はガチ
あんなに男らしい顔してるのに
男性ホルモンの塊みたいなイメージなのにな
>>59912098
まるで見たことがあるかのような言い方ですね
>>59912098
幼女には初経はまだだろう
>>59912265
我々の幼女観が若すぎるのやもしれん
>>59912098
星条旗も、もう少し色が薄ければ
少女の縞パンに見えて嬉しかったのにね
French? No, Japanese language. It's dialect Tsugaru.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gd6dulc7VU
>>59912288
こんなに幼女がもてはやされるのは禁止されてるからだと思う。単純に考えてチンコもまともに入らない幼女の価値がここまで上がるのはおかしい。これは経済学で言えば供給が法規制によって著しく制限されているために需要に追っ付かず、幼女がプレミア化してるんだろうな。
童貞は一度なくしたら永遠に戻らないもの
ゆえに無限の価値がある
童貞を守ろう
>>59912431
もう6連の素人童貞だよ
>>59911612
かは、疑問の終助詞
蚊は、穴マンの天敵
「カ」ントリーガールは、pic
>>59912055
ちんこもみもみ、もーみもみ
>>59912082
だから、gay達者なのね
>>59912098
幼女に初潮があってたまるか!
破瓜の間違いやろ
生中出し放題
>>59912410
本来は寧ろ安かったらしい
>>59912431
若い間のセックスも歳をとってからでは手に入らない
>>59912410
串か?
鼻血を拭いたティッシュみたいな国旗だよね
精神的に壊れている人って大変だな
>>59912527
アホか
![20091026_740480[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cnzMQqz.jpg "20091026_740480[1].jpg")
ロリバット
>>59912816
醜いロリ
>>59912754
なにが?
家、息子を行く時間。
>>59912816
the loli on the pic is creepy
>>59912820
>>59912820
デンマーク
海女ゆるキャラ
しまこさん
>>59912431
弟子「先生、処女を貴重だと思う男は多いです」
孫子「その通りだ」
弟子「しかし逆に童貞は女に気持ち悪がられます」
孫子「確かに」
弟子「おかしいじゃないですか、何故このような意識の違いが生まれるのですか」
孫子「それは一度も侵入を許していない砦は頼もしく、一度も侵入に成功しない兵士は頼りないからだ」
弟子「では30年も侵入を許していない砦は相当頼もしいのでしょうか?」
孫子「建てられて30年も経つと、砦はどうなるかね?」
弟子「多くは朽ち果て、場合によってはうち捨てられます」
孫子「そのような砦を攻める者はいないということだ」
who do yellow Korean monkeys pretend they are white like Japanese?
>>59912921
白く見えると奇麗だって認識が東アジアにはあるからな。プリクラとかでもよく使われる。
ただいま
![mcqueenpanmasonic[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/z3nWnw3.gif "mcqueenpanmasonic[1].gif")
嫌ぁああああ!
>>59912921
チョンきめえ
韓国人のはうが日本人より白いよ、これは事実
で、あいつら「俺たちのほうが白人に近い」といってやがんのw
>>59912919
I've heard something similar in English about why girls who sleep with a lot of men are sluts but men who sleep with a lot of women aren't looked down upon.
A lock that will open to any key is a shitty lock but a key that opens all the locks is a master key.
>>59912986
おかえり
I have a question.
When did the PET bottle with handle(pic related) appear in your country?
Just curious.
>>59912921
Any apps or websites I can use to make jap girlfriends
>>59913089
For a long time because of milk
>>59911235
You are a sick fuck. Kill yourself, you nasty motherfucking gook.
>>59913113
expedia.com
A question to you guys who have learned japanese.
When did you start to learn あげる もらう くれる section? Within a year or 2-3 years?
>>59913089
It appeared at least after 1985 for liquor.
http://www.petbottle-rec.gr.jp/more/history.html
>>59913154
At university they taught it in the 2nd year.
>>59912986
おかえりー
>>59913154
Are you joking dude? Postponing basic and vital things for over a year?
>>59913198
>プラスチック容器で酒
>>59913154
In the first year, but I'm self taught
![watamote-sleeping-with-a-dildo[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/LHzmZ7S.png "watamote-sleeping-with-a-dildo[1].png")
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やったー、日本製だー
>>59913201
>>59913228
>>59913237
Thanks
Indeed I learned "give" and "get" in the first year but くれる is a bit more complicated.
I'm just curious because a friend of mine who has learned japanese for 2 years had a homework about that.
Tomorrow,
Dragon Quest
"30th anniversary".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8utsMgB0wYo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyCrYCfSIKg
>>59913117
>>59913198
Thanks.
It seems that there are many style of milk container in the world. It's also interesting.
>>59913398
I like bagged milk.
>>59913425
キモい
>>59912909
>伊勢志摩サミット開幕
>地元はお祝いムード
I wonder why they are pleased that the leaders of G7 come to Ise-shima even though there are countless policemen around there and people who try to get into Ise-shima are blocked at the checkpoints except for people with ID cards.
I've noticed that a vast majority of the Japanese traditions and folklores involve space. Is there a reason for that?
しかし暑いな
>>59913259
man, what a cutie
>>59913377
鳥肌明
>>59913425
That may be environment-friendly but if I use that, I must spill much milk.
>>59913598
it's not that bad if you know how to cut it open properly
>>59913598
中国は豆乳のための袋を持っています
これは、箱やボトルよりも優れています。
>>59913687
豆乳は袋だけど、牛乳はまた別の容器なの?
>like things that come from japan(games, electronics, animu)
>hate the country and the people
I am truly redpilled on these issues
>>59913452
Because tourist will increase after G7.
>>59913862
牛乳だけダンボールされ、私は思います
>>59913914
それもまた不思議だね、中身は似てるのにw
流通し始めた時期が違うのかな
>>59913964
豆乳は暑いですが、牛乳は寒いです
:3
母乳は好み
