edition edition
/balt/
v4 memes
"New" in hungarian is "új" if you are really that interested OP
>>59890643
cute
magyar cigany
why is this the most boring thread to lurk?
>>59890742
But they only remember the "Le funny" bits that are unimportant.
I'm giving knowledge to people and they throw it away
>>59890785
full of normies and namefags
anime dubs
>>59890785
Because we talk about everyday life and trams?
Because nothing ever happens in central europe?
Because we use english?
>>59890897
>Because nothing ever happens in central europe?
>tfw no local jihadists
>tfw no SJWS
>>59891001
>tfw no local jihadists
>tfw no SJWS
this is a bad thing?
>>59890830
theyll remember what they think is important
>>59891185
When they are kept in check they are funny.
But they don't keep them in check.
Roses are very beautifull,if you keep them in check
These are the roses in the garden of the west that became wild and hostile.
>>59891136
reading books about Geneive or whatever is name of that vampire girl. Pretty fun,Detlef is great char
Also got books about darkelf Malus but did not finish them yet
R8
>>59891598
looks like some african polish colony
>>59891656
Hungary, basically
>>59891733
JUST
still thinking about buying it and playing on minimum. Gonna upgrade PC in 4-6 months desu
>>59890752
thank you based barat
>>59890897
>Because nothing ever happens in central europe?
until shit hits the fan and worst things happen here
>>59891598
2/10
>>59891769
Hold out anon!
In half a year,you will have a good PC and a discounted game.
Now you have a shit PC and a full priced game!
Which combination is better in your opinion?
>>59891875
yeah like when hungarians came here
thanks for the beer
>>59891875
Fuck you, you are just jealous because your regional flag is JUST TwO LINES
BLUE AND WHITE
AHAHAHAHAAH
TWO (2)
W
O
(2)
LINES
I
N
E
S
:D
D
>>59891982
>Blue and white
>Just like a smurf
>Krakow is actually the village of the smurfs
==>
Töpörödött törpördögök :DD
>>59891982
>
>>59891902
b-but muh WH addiction
I know you are right dammit
>>59892139
Do the right thing anon.
Patience is a virtue.
>>59892139
play vermintide or dow
also deathwing in a few years holy shit
>>59892139
dont be a hype whore pepiku
>>59892087
YOU LITERALLY CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
>>59892135
>>59892280
smurfs are based
>>59892135
>>59892329
>>59892329
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Slovakia, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Slovaks are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear ciupaga and eat oscypek?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Slovakia, what are they fucking known for? Being Northern Hungary, i guess? Or Southern Poland? Or East Czechia? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking part of other country? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be a part. It's easy to be a part. You just don't have to say anything.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Slovakia is all about? A Hungarian cross. A FUCKING HUNGARIAN CROSS. You decided that you like to be the Northern Hungary so damn much that you might as well put the fucking cross that is its symbol on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I?
The Principality of Nitra [1][2][3] (Slovak: Nitrianske kniežatstvo, Nitriansko; Hungarian: nyitrai fejedelemség),[4] also known as the Duchy of Nitra, [5][6] was a Slavic polity encompassing a group of settlements that developed in the 9th century around Nitra in present-day Slovakia.
ts history remains uncertain[7] because of a lack of contemporary sources. The territory's status is subject to scholarly debate; some modern historians describe it as an independent polity that was annexed either around 833 or 870[undue weight? – discuss] b
>>59892558
whats the original pasta
>>59892558
>this guy doesn’t know about svätopluk and great moravia
>mfw
>>59892558
man, I wish I wasn't born in Kraków, it's such an overrated shithole. And the fucking air is horrible, I'm practically spitting out my own lungs when breathing. And people can't say "trz" properly, they keep replacing it with "cz" and that sounds retarded.
Lublin, on the other hand, is a place I'd love to live. I'd move there in a hearbeat, but I'm afraid my stinky, unwashed feet would spoil that sanctuary of rural comfiness. I just hope I'll choke on K*aków's smog soon enough and will be reborn in the glorious, serene heart of Lechia that is Lublin.
>>59892651
meme country
>>59892649
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I?
>>59892651
can't you read feldvidek?
>Being fucking part of other country? That's not an achievement.
>>59892746
>Scatopluk holding a dildo.jpg
>>59892972
>>59892746
Real talk, that sword looks like it's made of play-doh.
>>59892746
You literally have nothing left of the great moravian shithole. All you know is shit indoctrinated to you.
There is no historical remembrance of it, no buildings left, no moravian documents, you dont even have folk tales and legends about it, we know it existed only thanks to german chroniclers.
Archeologists found some some bronze age tier artefacts and thats all.
There are more stuff left behind from the reign of any random short reigned kings of ours than your UMPIRE.
How does it feel?
>>59893232
>what is Nitra
>>59893232
the most popular legend is actually about Svatopluk and his sons...
>>59893368
>>59892634
Jsem Pozzhahnrei. Chcete-li vědět, co to je? No, dovolte mi vysvětlit.
Normální zahýbat obdrží pouze dárek od jeho černé brýle: A černé dítě. Ale Pozzhahnrei chtějí víc. Chce tři dárky. My jsme nenasytní malí feny.
Ale nejdřív, jak to dělám.
Normálně jezdím v mých Mercedes-mailem Street Studio křižovatce, kde Black trénovat své svaly, kde je svar svítí na její kůži a vzduch je naplněn jejich vůní. Protože už jsem ztuhlý, jen to myslet. Někdy jsem trochu v mých kalhot. I dostat ven a požádat černoši, který z nich má AIDS. pak již víte, co přijde. Jedna vyniká, a budeme cestovat spolu trochu dále. Pak jsem si vzít nůž a bodl ho do močové trubice a otočte ji trochu, my tomu říkáme "AIDS se pohybující předměty" zahýbat komunita.
Jistě, to bolí, ale to, co přijde dál, je snadné cum nadržený. The Black tlačí jeho masivní AIDS zamořenou penis do mého močové trubice a šuká mě, dokud nebudeme mít obojí. Tak jsem se dostal sám mám 4 různé druhy AIDS. Toto je první dar.
Potom jdeme domů, kde se šuká svou ženu. Jedná se o druhý dar. Má také mnoho druhů AIDS. Pokaždé, když otěhotní, ona mi dává černé dítě, které má také AIDS. Toto je největší dar, aby věděli, že moje děti nakazí více bílých žen.
>>59893443
his wife's sons
WE
>>59893575
>>59890592
That map looks glorious, however I think we need to get Croatia as a joined member.
>>59893575
>jeho černé brýle
>jsme nenasytní malí feny
>AIDS se pohybující předměty
>kde je svar svítí na její kůži
>>59894001
and Slovenia, yes
gf?
>>59893232
>There is no historical remembrance of it, no buildings left, no moravian documents, you dont even have folk tales and legends about it, we know it existed only thanks to german chroniclers.
nitra, ducové, mikulčice-valy, church of st. margaret of antioch (maybe), art - swords and jewelery
three wands - you have even your own legend with the white horse and shit
we also got national heroes from it and christianity
>There are more stuff left behind from the reign of any random short reigned kings of ours than of our than your UMPIRE
no
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1463911718330.webm
Post Airforce patches of your countries. I'll start with not mine, but based Croats.
>>59895114
>scots
>>59894001
They capital would be an issue though
Hungarians, Poles and Czechs would never settle for a foreign capital because we are such cheeky nationalist cunts
>>59895179
Sort of, they differ a lot.
photos from klinika really look like from some fucking crackden
Powerpoint is almost finished.
>Marking all the sources at the end
>mfw
>>59895436
I wouldn't care, who gots the capital of Visegrad Federation. As far as it's not in Poland, Hungary or Slovakia.
>>59895582
Has this become meme now?
>>59895436
it would be in Slovakia
>>59895674
Uhm. Yeah, I don't think so bratm.
>>59895674
It should be in Kremnitz.
>>59895666
why do you think it is meme
>>59895582
post
>>59895674
I think Prague is the best option desu. Most prestigious and renowned city we got.
>>59895436
Solution: we invade Austria, raze Wien and build a new capital in its place
>>59895436
>>59895616
>>59895674
>>59895720
>>59895765
>>59895826
There's one city that's suited and isn't a capital of any V4 country lads. You know it is perfect choice.
>>59895789
there isn't a single V4 thread without ''klinika'' thingy happening
>>59895436
>>59895616
>>59895674
>>59895720
>>59895826
>>59895874
>>59895898
And this is how it we'd get the Balkan Wars 2: Central European Edition
>>59895901
just filter it
>>59895720
It makes most sense.
We are the only ones who dont have prestigious big city, if it went to Budapest Prague or Krakow other 2 would just argue and wouldnt accept it.
>>59895765
Good candidate, historical city, used to be very important for whole europe.
Nitra is also good option and has better position on map. Trnava possibly
>>59895951
This is not a trap thread QT.
>>59895951
>british """"""""""people""""""""""
>>59895951
this is why we need Hitler
>>59895901
eh not true there were weeks without klinika stuff but its happening this week. Leftists got kicked out twice and twice they destroyed locks and got in again
oh god 7+ normies just entered my room
>>59895951
should have used plastic spoon to defend himself desu
>>59893232
9th century was a long time ago
I find it funny how we're always mentioning "tradition of St. Cyril and Methodius". It's even in our constitution.
What kind of a tradition is that? We're Catholic, not Orthodox ffs
>>59896079
use flamethrower, that works every time
>>59895826
but it's filling more and more with darkies and hipsters
>>59896079
quick!
scare them away with your piss-bottles
>>59896079
Do you live in a prison lockup or something? The last time I had that many visitors at once was when some Mormons came knocking.
>>59896122
I can't grasp how some retards can praise C&M and Svatopluk at the same time considering they hated each other.
>>59896122
still christianity is christianity and it was them who brought it here
>>59896079
GENOCIDE
E
N
O
C
I
D
E
>>59896257
They are both significant to our history. Its not hard concept
>>59896126
>use flamethrower, that works every time
don't have one
>>59896160
>scare them away with your piss-bottles
what is this? /r9k/?
>>59896198
>Do you live in a prison lockup or something
dorms
>>59896283
Not true, Franks established Christian missions decades before those Greeks.
>>59896257
Yeah, Svätopluk kicked out their followers and he did a right thing.
We're using Latin alphabet and follow the Latin rite.
>>59896375
you started it with "help normies"
>>59896371
Svatopluk yes, C&M no. Their lasting legacy equals pretty much nothing.
>>59896426
Thanks to based bishop Wiching.
>>59896466
yes
>>59896377
Franks were our enemies
where is the proof?
>>59896377
If christianity was popular in GM rastislav wouldnt ask for more missionaries
>>59896466
pls post more
>>59896466
quintessentially so
>>59896569
>>59896589
Rastislav hated Franks, he wanted them to gtfo out of Moravia.
>>59896589
He did it because he wanted to get some independence from the Frankish Empire.
It was a geopolitical decision
>>59896677
>>59896688
Quite good.
>>59896569
Read a book nigger. Also Great Moravia was a Frankish vassal for most of its existence.
>>59896589
Rastislav asking for C&M was a strictly political move, trying to break from the Frankish political sphere and getting more personal power by having the Byzantine empire back him up. It didn't play out well for him.
>>59895674
Slovakia is a Kraut city slavs weren't allowed in for most of it's history and is on the border with Austria. Pick something central.
>>59896852
>>59896828
> Also Great Moravia was a Frankish vassal for most of its existence.
Until they got BTFO by emperor warlord destroyer S V A T O P L U K
>>59896852
>Slovakia is a city
>>59896852
>>59896967
He broke up with the Franks because of taxes and tributes, which is what 90% of medieval conflicts can be boiled down to. He still made Moravia very Frank-like in everything but common language.
Which country is the easiest to trigger? Aside from us that is. I think Sweden takes the cake.
>>59896852
>Slovakia is a city
Kek, it's not a city, Amerifats and their education.
It's a village.
>>59896852
>Slovakia is a Kraut city
>>59897110
Sweden and Norway.
>>59897067
he did what we do now, copying more succesful neighbours while preserving culture
>>59897110
long since i saw triggered Swede, they accept it by now. i dont think anyone can compete with you t b h, probably only turks when kurds are mentioned
>>59896852
>Slovakia is a Kraut city slavs weren't allowed
That's a meme. Germans had a monopoly in many city councils in the Kingdom of Hungary.
Old Pressburgers were trilingual. It was a cosmopolitan city.
>>59897110
France, no doubts
>>59896852
Slovakia city state when
>>59896852
>Slovakia is a city
>>59896852
>>59897204
>Norway
???
>>59897563
Yes, the next time you will see an anon with the Norwegian flag, start talking about moving there to make a lot shekels, and how their country is a white's man paradise. Insta trigger, not to mention you being a Pole.
>>59897776
Will do
>>59896918
Is there a story behind this?
>>59897834
>nig nog being a nig nog
That's the story.
>>59896852
>tfw this fag tries to teach us about C&M,GM and other history
>>59897912
That's a different Ameriblob.
>tfw no gf from central slovakia
>>59897834
I think the guy was a policeman and it was a simple revenge attack.
>>59897952
nice damage control
>>59898506
>all Americans are one person
>>59898057
qt
>>59898542
I'm pretty sure all Americans are merged into a single fat-blob entity
>>59896466
is that robbery or what
>>59899119
paid assassin
>>59896466
filename kek
tell me a good tv show to watch
>>59899812
No.
>>59899812
Banshee
>>59896466
did he even harm her?
>>59899812
Expanse
>>59899812
Todd & Book of Pure Evil
>>59899886
Goddamnit, you were faster. Maybe Breaking Bad if you live under a rock.
>>59899812
Peep show
>>59899929
he stabbed her you fucking retard
>cunt
>would you betray your european heritage for this asian
>>59899812
>tv show
this is better
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB2vhKMBjSxOb_127vxjaRRC7yu2TJlJX
each episode tells you what exactly happened each single week of WWI
plus, there is a whole bunch of other episodes about specific topics
>>59900222
I would betray entire Europe for a pack of gum let alone some qt.
>>59899812
Arrested development
>>59900222
yes
>>59899812
oh and also Black Mirror
>>59900222
Barbiiii
>>59896466
the lannisters send their regards
what do you think of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djpaJwbDm6M
>>59900222 (Czeched)
>>59900817
what teh fuck is this.
is he magyar Ibi ?
>>59900847
even 4chan thinks barbara is qt
>>59900882
purest living meme in hungary
>>59900976
yes, we could say, he is our köksal baba
>>59900882
some nigger from africa who came to hungary and became famous and a "celeb" for speaking/singing in hungarian with an accent and shit
I used to unironically listen to his cd while playing vice city, jesus what a stupid kid I was
>>59901280
we have this too. his most popular song is about BLACKING girls lol.
but people like him a lot, hes not even stupid
>>59900882
just paco
>was in the kitchen making my nightly sandwich
>come back to my room and see my sister browsing my internet history
>there was incest porn
>she thought it means I might be interested in her
>she smiled said she didn't know I'm into that kind of stuff and kissed me in the cheek
>she told me I can come to her room any time to talk about this
fucking 10 year olds
>>59902255
stop dreamin anon
>>59899812
first 3 seasons of Vampire Diaries are pretty good
>>59902255
I don't believe you.
Everyone is asleep already? You cunts.
>>59903430
get a job pollack
>>59903430
Ja nespím :D ty si ten poliak čo mu malá sestra uvidela v histórií incest porno?
>>59903430
not me
>>59903531
Go be nazi somewhere else Obergruppenführer Ernst Kaltenbrunner.
>>59903569
Are we dying?
>>59905525
>>59905658
Maybe then.
can you repeat the question?
Are we dying?
http://www.daserste.de/information/politik-weltgeschehen/report-muenchen/videos/flucht-vor-fluechtlingen-wenn-deutsche-vor-fluechtlingen-nach-ungarn-fliehen-100.html
>>59907471
translate it snownigger
>>59907540
... I am the hungol btw. Many more german people are moving to Hungary, because of political decisions.
>>59907630
i fucking love this shit, Czechia,Poland and Hungary are like filter for us. Every foreigner will go there before even thinking about moving into slovakia
>feathered niggers "singing" outside
it's okay, I didn't want to sleep anyway
>>59908949
Why would you like foreigners migrating to your country?
Morning seggheads
>>59912443
Morning
>>59911345
but he wants exact opposite
>>59912443
good morning langosman
>>59913023
go back to your containment thread ----> /deutsch/
failed Econ :DD
morning lads
>>59891733
>hungary
>polish colony
what?
>>59901329
our nigger is literally is for laughing at him, he was in countless twshows like the hungarian who wants to be millionair, takdeown and some shit but for only to people luagh at him
>>59910132
fuck, I hate those flying rats, I hate I had my grandpa's hand carved slingshot with pieces of lead to shoot those motherfuckers
anime!
>>59914088
autism!
>>59914088
>>59913933
anime
>there are people in this thread who are over 15 years old and watch cartoons unironically
>>59914182
>>59914340
>>59914023
vigyázz meg ne szédülj a betonon
>>59914387
Truth be told, some of those gifs are funny in a certain way.
But to actually watch the whole thing for 20minutes+ AND listen to the horrible obnoxious voices is beyond me.
>>59914270
can't you find a more flattering picture of your waifu, pepo?
i am awake
>>59914608
I have awoken
>>59914514
I can Bern
>>59914701
I'm waiting.
http://tinyurl()com/z7dl8lb
nice fucking crackden they have there
>w-we cleaned up this place
>w-we are not hobos we are helping people
>pls send your kids to our center for education in ways of marxism
>>59914608
I want to rape
>>59914756
i want to kill
>>59914738
>wants me to log in on facebook
fucking normies I swear
Why do poland cant into space?
>>59914430
what? they are on my balkony
>>59914738
those morons are like a little kid who's toy got taken away and now stomp their feet and cry BUT I WANT I WANT I WANT
definition of manchildren
>>59914905
>pls state give us a building for free so we can use it to fight against state
they are retarded
>>59898057
tfw no gf at all
anyone got pic of that nigress looking at statue of some pharao and going full we wuz kings and shiet. Next to her there is a cartoon of her showing her ape features
good morning lads, what are you all up to today?
>>59915168
On your mom
>>59915109
na
>>59915168
exam in two hours, you?
>>59915168
you know damn well what I'm up to you fucking fatass.
>>59915243
kurva :DD
>>59915243
studying for finals next week, what subject are you writing?
>>59915248
>fatass
thankfully not yet, but give it a few years
>>59915277
thx femanon
>>59915248
>Choco calling anyone fat
r8 my OC fags
>>59913714
>>59915168
started reading some shitty visual novel
it's pretty good
>>59915359
scatopluk/10
>>59915317
I have the only right to call people fat.
everyone else here is either a fatass, a barrel shaped female, hungry skeleton, or in your case, an overweight leprechaum
>>59915377
Monster Girl Quest? If you haven't read/played that then it's pretty good, has a surprisingly good story
>>59915409
proofs ?
>>59915409
Yet we don't even know if your skin is as choco as your heart
>>59915522
choco as my heart?
I'm the whitest person in this thread without being jappies graveyard pale
>>59915571
Small
>>59915571
whats up with your deformed fingers
>>59915620
size 44
>>59915622
bitch my fingers are perfect, I don't get compliments for my face but I do get complimented on my perfect manly hands
>>59915290
sociology today, only written exam this semester
>>59915317
up yours trambot
>>59915377
thanks pedo
How do you feel about rumuns being bunch of copycats
>>59912105
>>59915497
wat?
>>59915719
>gyppos stealing, more news at 11