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wahey edition
cara
farted and poo came out
sophie
Eating a coffee
the so called sexual revolution
Leftists out
i NEED a ginger gf
or else
>Netflix and Amazon face quota on EU-made content
Poleaboo is voting out but must admit the EU does do quite a lot of good stuff with regards to regulations
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36378078
ah yes mummy and daddy are having a nice relaxing argument downstairs again
time to spend the day wandering around town
>>59877633
why don't you get a job you absolute cretin
Why are the so-called Liberal "Democrats" so pro-EU?
>>59877644
don't want or need one
>>59877658
they despise humanity
Showing the gf /brit/ for the first time
makes me a bit sad that every time i read a vote leave article it's going to be farage, ian duncan smith, michael gove, or boris johnson whilst stay is someone new every time
>>59877674
HELP YOU PARENTS FAGGOT
>>59877695
FONT
>>59877695
post pics of her putting cheerios and milk up her bum lad
>>59877700
yeah :/ think I might jsut vote remain
>>59877715
Just explained to her what FONT means
>>59877674
ahh yes, the classic 17 year old
>>59877658
They're intelligent and base their policies on evidence
>>59877695
post her chocolate starfish
>>59877695
hello
>>59877744
post her undies
>>59877726
>>59877700
Even if we do vote remain, it'll change the EU forever. Knowing that we were close to leaving will prompt them to some sort of reform
added a bit too much milk to this tea
might kill myself haha
hello where is thailand
>>59877791
>close to leaving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIHHuRbuu9c
>>59877777
checked
KYARY
>>59877824
fuck off back to lat you spic
>>59877771
>>59877777
>>59877790
Just carry on as normal lads, I want to get the authentic daytime /brit/ experience
>anti-racist protesters
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36376655
https://www.fb.com/Vandersmissen-d%C3%A9mission-470875016437590/
What the fuck is wrong with lefties
I don't understand how one can hate themselves and their own people this much
dad's taking me clothes shopping at jacamo later
*farts*
>>59877861
then somebody non brit must come and start insult everybody on thread and brits must hate him, till everybody tired from bantz
>>59877876
>What the fuck is wrong with lefties
>I don't understand how one can hate themselves and their own people this much
Goin down the paki shop u boys want anything
ah yes, very impressive
>>59877902
>two men going clothes shopping together
gaydar is at 100%
never had sex
>>59877939
caramac and a lilt and a pack of cyanide
Poleaboo
>>59877934
leftism is brain cancer in first stage. next stage is communism after which only solve is amputation
>>59877700
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/former-british-military-commanders-rallying-for-a-brexit/ar-BBts4ZP
>>59877953
Pmsl
>>59877939
Can of Dr Pepper and a curly wurly
>>59877695
*sneaks up behind you*
*whispers in both of your ears*
Hello, children.
Hello, dear maiden. I see your friend has chaperoned you to /brit/ or as we call it /thelionsden/ it's no walk in the proverbial park around here, and you'll have to rough it with the best of us if you're going to survive, we don't let just any woman stay here with no repercussions.
*you sheepishly try to defend her*
Haha, not so fast, runt. I haven't finished talking.
*i unsheath my katana, swiping a flower and hand it to your lady*
For you, my dear.
I'll be seeing you two around.
*I sweep off into the distance*
>>59877968
>leftism is brain cancer in first stage
>>59877939
cornetto choc n ball and a strawberry ribena
anus
>>59877939
mountain dew and doritos
>>59877947
do they have a solution?
fuck, i've been sexually harassed and catcalled by women before and i'm not even very attractive
>>59877939
A packet of Walkers Max and a can of cherry coke please mate
>>59878020
all women literally need to grow a pair
>>59878019
Leave this place yank
>>59877939
condoms
>>59878019
>mount 'n doo
Literally diabetes in a bottle
>>59877994
my fedora is much better
and you lefty faggot dont tell me russian how good is communism. you now would be beaten in russia if you would say it in wrong company. thats why all russian lefties is suffering and complaining to european court and human rights organizations.
roo
muslims
rooooooo
>>59878110
t. 59794935
If you like the way you look that much, baby you should go and love yourself..
>>59878026
>Walkers Max
paprika ones lad?
Would you, lads?
I wonder what she'd look like all white
Poleaboo used milk to straighten his hair
It's had a noticeable affect
https://youtu.be/hRYzl6o0xks
Thoughts?
>>59878145
Only one way to find out
*unzips dick*
>>59878145
>would I have sex with a woman
hmm let me think
im not gay like you leftie scum. also in russia gays beaten also. welcome to here blyad
haven't played a computer game for roughly a month
>>59878163
Are there genuine virgins in here? Or is it satire?
How do you get to 18 years old having never had sex?
>>59878157
it's always the fat cunts
>>59878199
good for you little boy
>>59878200
Gender dysphoria
Why are leftists so anti-white?
>>59878200
>thinking 4chan is filled with normie knobs
still in bed~
>>59878242
Well this isn't the virgin containment board which is r9k, I thought you were all sound lads not shut ins?
>>59878240
>Why are leftists so anti-white?
>>59878200
GET OUT NORMIE
OOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>59878242
4chan always was filled with normie knobs pretending to be retards. it was never else
there is no betas here. true beta wouldnt conversate even in online anonymous comunity
Poleaboos mum just tried to get him to go out and buy her a postage stamp
>I thought you were all sound lads not shut ins?
>>59878306
OUTTTTTTTT
ROOOOOOOOOOO
>>59878240
because it brain cancer in first stage. next stage is communism after which only solve is amputation
>>59878268
I'm a shut-in. Am I not welcome here too?
>>59878322
>>59878300
This isn't r9k turbo autists, if you don't like normies then LEAVE
getting very desperate for a gf now lads
>>59878268
oh dear, you seriously need to go back to /r/unitedkingdom
fucking
NORMIESSSS
get out of my GENERAL
AWOOOGA
AWOOGA
GETOUTNOW
GETTTTT OUT
REEEEE
Ummmm, so you're like... a virgin? Omg don't even talk to me...
I used to loathe the days of tripfaggotry three years ago in this general - glad to hear they have all died since then
>>59878344
I-I-I could be your gf...
>>59878157
She mentioned how in these countries it's still legal to rape your wife.
Well colour me shocked, I'm glad we are taking all of these men, with these values into our country.
>>59878340
REEEEEEEEE
EEEE
EEE
EE
E
>>59878333
Trips are always welcome
hmmmm
woke up slightly moist and smelling of piss
>>59878200
>>59878306
FONT
O
N
T
>>59878351
>normal people
they're just as autistic
Just lying in the bar with my drip feed on
Talking to my girlfriend, waiting for something to happen
>I speak to my ex-gf more frequently than my current supposed gf
hmm
>>59878340
he is perfect normie who like anime and pretending to be beta. which is bullshit. to conversate openly even in internet you need have communication skills. true beta would never go here
>>59878382
>She mentioned how in these countries it's still legal to rape your wife.
>
>Well colour me shocked, I'm glad we are taking all of these men, with these values into our country.
I imagine the longer you're a virgin to harder it is to lose it, the stigma and pressure will build up year by year. If you're a virgin now you probably had %25 more of a chance to lose it last year and those odds keep dropping day by day.
>>59877827
I'm at work
>>59878367
I kinda miss them in a way
It's all kicking off lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
I genuinely believe my father is crazy
This might be the end for me
>>59878405
>normal people
that was decent joke dude
wifes son lost the keys to the cuck shed
>Britain First threatens Sadiq Khan with 'direct action' where he 'lives, works and prays'
Nice people these right wingers
>>59878381
absolutely not fuck off
>>59878443
Hitting a bit too close to home
Just doxxed the la whining about his student loans aha
>>59878443
roo....
Why do autistic people post outside of r9k?
life's losers don't belong here, this is a general for normal people.
>australians can vote on brexit
>>59878455
Mashallah brother
>>59878443
ahh, home sweet home
>>59878443
what on earth is this
>>59878485
r9k is lonely normies nothing else. if they would meet together in real life and start conversate as friends it would be chad party in an hour
I honestly can't believe that [TRIAL TEXT LIMIT REACHED PLEASE PURCHASE A 4CHAN GOLD ACCOUNT TO READ MORE]
>Britain First leader Paul Golding was found guilty of harassment last year after he located the wrong person and terrified an innocent young Muslim woman
>Well this isn't the virgin containment board which is r9k, I thought you were all sound lads not shut ins?
>>59878479
>own business
>own house
>AND he's handsome
I guess people just NEED to have something to whine about. First world problems and all that
>>59878443
Your dad has a point desu. Stop being such a fuck up.
got a fetish of girls in the bath
lots of soapy water and wet tits
anyone know where i can watch videos like this
>>59878479
sure I've met this lad
>>59878443
What the literal fuck lad?
>>59878443
this man sounds way too nice 2bh
Never really realised it was weird to be attracted to my older sister desu
>>59878443
Louis...I remember that name from somewhere.
Did you and I used to text each other after I posted my phone number one NYE and you wished me a happy new year?
>>59878490
Y-you too
>>59878443
Lad what the fuck, let your dad in
LGBT Editor of @BuzzFeedUK. Bring me stories of a lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender nature. (Please). EMAIL: [email protected]
>>59878443
rip louis
>>59878455
uhhh a bit problematic
Those nuts aren't REAL right wingers and have cooped their peaceful movement :)
>>59878443
holy shit I'm only five minutes in
Would you fuck her, lads?
>four years ago
>coursemate asked if I want to start a business wih him
>decline but wish him luck
>ends up starting it alobe
>meet him recently
>ask how business is doing
>he says it's great and he broke through 100k per year post-tax income last year
>meanwhile I'm stuck on 27k
is it too late to beg for a job lads?
>>59878443
one of dormice's best r9k finds yet
need a free-spirited croatian gf
So is this Louis recording from /r9k/ many months ago or something or is it actually from today and right now
![416726-philip-k-dick-a-scanner-darkly-cover[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ejSA6Kb.jpg "416726-philip-k-dick-a-scanner-darkly-cover[1]")
Just finished reading this lads, pretty depressing
>>59878443
What's wrong with you exactly?
IT GETS WORSE AND WORSE
WHAT IS HAPPENING
THIS IS FUCKING INSANE
>>59878443
WHY YOU SO FAGGOT dont reveal secrets of you parents. its written in bible that when Noah had 3 sons one was damned because he laughed at father. and he (and his sons) become niggers ethernal slave to other two, who become white and asian. how faggot you need to be to laugh at you parents.
>>59878443
HE'S A BASKET CASE
HE'S A FUCK UP
>>59878443
>04:24
OH SHIT DID YOU DAD JUST KICK YOUR MUM?
YOU ARE NOT WELL
>tfw 8 minutes in so far
I just cannot comprehend what I am listening to
https://twitter.com/AlexKuye
check me out lads stylin n ting
posting eyes to prove I'm white
>>59878698
from an hour ago today according to archive
>people that say Scotland is too gray
>something like stamp collecting or reading a book
>>59878773
nice wrinkle faggot
>>59878801
Fuck
I never noticed that before
Need suggestions for wrinkle cream now
>>59878443
this is making me feel quite uncomfortable
>>59878443
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
i think that i'm going your way
>>59878829
jizz
>>59878443
Your dad sounds like a good man, you should be ashamed of yourself and get a life
doing a post
genuinely shaken up by the drama of louie and his parents desu
>>59878670
Also I think it was a bit of cuntish of him to brag about his income like that.
>>59878443
You're pathetic, ruining people's lives, listen to your poor mother taking a beating because of your actions
>>59878443
Is this guy having a panic attack or something around 6:30?
#PrayForLouis
meeting up with a woman (31) later on, she says she wants a drinking buddy but I plan on colonising her fanny
>>59878727
yep
>>59878443
>I'm going to tell Plusnet to disable your laptop
lmao
>and you can forget about that Overwatch game
Oh so the guy is a Tracerfag
Sympathy evaporated
>>59878443
Sort your life out you pathetic fuck, your parents care for you mate
>>59878601
go on
do you ever look at your own posts and laugh to yourself for an inordinate amount of time?
genuinely think I'm one of the top 10 posters on /brit/
louis is going to fucking snap and kill his dad
>>59878443
your dad sounds like a complete cunt
feel sorry for you man
mr thorax
>>59878918
I laugh at all your posts too
louis' dad talks to him like a dog lmao
Don't understand the people that get those expensive gaming keyboards with LEDs
I just get a cheap logitech one
>>59878930
he's right
nationality has nothing to do with ethnicity and hasn't done since about 1700
>>59878443
I'm really sorry mate this made me cry. I done a prayer it's the best I can do I suggest you do the same, Brother.
all that pressure of messing with the scientologists has finally gotten to him and now he just sits in his room all day playing computer games in his pyjamas
F
Going down to the gf shop. You lads want anything?
>>59878950
Jesus christ, Alice
>Louis' dad's gradual decline into insanity
I dont want to share a general with louis. Please tell me he's from /r9k/ and not here
>>59878990
caramac and a lilt and a 4/10 gf
>>59878997
It comes full circle at the end, tells Louis to take up stamp collecting
>>59878902
His Dad's going to wrong way about it
>>59878949
>not getting a cheap lenovo
those parents are pushing louis into escapism
source: me
>>59878930
>blacks come in the 1500s
>not British
>whites move in the 1800s from other European countries
>considered British due to white skin even though the blacks have been here longer
skin colour doesn't make sense in judging nationality
>>59878998
>>28810912
>>59878974
t. shitskin
>>59879040
how the fuck do people mess this up every single fucking time jesus christ
I propose our next thread should be "Louis' downfall edition" and it should have a picture of noted documentarian Louis Theroux looking sad and/or crazed
>>59878443
>4:24 with headphones in and volume at max
>>59878443
what'd you do louie?
>>59879029
Nah mate
>being a cunt to your parents when they want to help you
Nim? Is her name fucking Nim?
Nim, Daniel and Louie? The cunt never stood a chance
>>59879113
>they want to help him because they said so
>>59879113
shut up danish idiot
>>59878443
Is this the famous british banter?
>>59879022
>have child
>try to raise him to be a good person
>he's a bit quiet, try to encourage him to play sports and do well in life
>as he grows up he becomes more reclusive, still don't want to pressure him
>he becomes NEET and never leaves his room
>after a few years of your son never talking to you and hiding in his room watching chinese cartoons you snap
>eventually calm down but still privately seething
>take family on holiday
>drive off Beachy Head
and it'll be your fault Louis
>>59879119
it's Lynn you yank
>>59879107
>having a non mechanical piece of shit
I can't stand typing on a membrane keyboard anymore it feels so uncomfortable and jarring with every keypress
I am strongly for remaining in the EU, I am for people being allowed to travel where they want.
But I have to admit some concern to the amount of immigration into this country. I don't think it is crazy for people to be concerned about the effects this can have on a country. The rise in right wing politics for one... Would parties across Europe such as UKIP be gaining support like they are if immigration was more tightly controlled? Probably not.
I'm not going to go mad and say there are no go areas for whites, or anything like that but I do wonder, as another commenter said, what the reaction to immigration would be if a majority of the immigrants were in richer or middle class areas.
I don't think we can complain that some people are so against immigration if they come from an area that has seen a lot of it. I can perfectly understand how damaging that can be to an areas sense of community or its culture.
I mean where does it end? Looking at the future we are going to see more and more immigration. When is it too much? A sense of national identity is important to a lot of people and it will only continue to be eroded as time goes on. When immigrants make up 50% of the population is that too much? 60%? 70%?
We are a small island with finite resources that are getting smaller and being stretched by an ever increasing population. I am all for integration and looking at the bigger picture but stories like this can be scary to people.
I look at where I live and I imagine watching it changes over a few decades so that I am a minority in my area and I can empathise with those who live in areas where this is already happening.
>>59879113
fuck off clog cunt
>>59879107
lol
>>59878443
Honestly think your parentscares for you a lot
Get your life together mate, stop locking yourself in your room
*draws weapon*
>>59879107
thats the one i have its well good
>>59879125
>>59879126
>>59879175
when you're not in puberty any more you'll understand
>try to go on normie book
>see this
the fuck
just sat up on top of the toilet like a frog and had a lovely shit
that was WILD 10 minutes
didnt think people like that actually exsisted
>>59879215
not optimal for pissing though
>>59879210
>inb4 black helicoptors
Weirdest interview I've ever had desu
>in café
>boss joking and swearing
>we order drinks
>he's taking the piss out of the water when the water buggers off
>whole interview was just them talking about the job with barely any questions asked
>said they'd definitely get in touch
>>59879210
u just got hacked faggot
>>59879210
Sorry m8 forgot to tell you I hacked you yesterday haha
>>59879242
what's the job? can you recommend me?
*makes a proper mug of you*
haha
(you)
Why are UK roads so shitty and bumpy?
t. kraut
>>59879242
what did the water ever do to him? more to the point, how did it bugger off?
>>59879210
Me on the left
>>59879242
>interview in a cafe
what shit job is this
oright lads,
if we leave EU (fuckin hope so) could the weapons and self defence laws change?
need my willy touched
We don't want no devils in the house, God
We want the LORD
>>59879230
I stand up to have a piss beforehand while squeezing my arsecheeks together, then leap up on top of the loo to release the bowels
>>59879210
enjoy your botnet
>>59879293
because the road worker are too busy drilling your mum instead
>>59879232
>>59879264
>>59879269
>>59879303
really what is this? anyone know?
>>59878443
plot twist: Louie is his wife's son
>>59878443
fuck you tosser I was having a good day until 5 minutes in you cunt
>>59879210
I speak machine code
Just doxxed you, kid
>Click verify once there are none left.
What a sad fuck Louie is.
When I was his age I was out with friends, having girlfriends, having a job, going to university, living in the big city and making an exciting life for myself.
Meanwhile this FAGGOT is just sitting in his room playing computer games, in his stinking fucking bedroom. His dad is right, that is a shit life. Why would anyone want that life when they could be balls deep in some pussy and having a laugh with their friends?
Louie is everything I am afraid of becoming honestly
>>59879361
Life must be hard with no motor skills
>>59877700
Can't barrage the Farage
>>59879366
>FAGGOT
fuck off yank
>>59879334
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/11249094/website-displays-as-gibberish-when-linked-from-facebook-in-ie
Can't believe how far Louis Van Gaal has sunk.
>>59879374
Are you slow?
>>59879288
Landscape maintenance apprenticeship lad, basically a commercial gardener desu
>>59879294
waiter ffs
>>59879309
Was a second interview too and the first interview was in the same café.
Strangely the first interview was more formal than the second.
>>59879210
doxxed
Just queefed.
>>59879392
This is the reason I'm glad I live alone, it's what keeps me going back to work every day
I have a Farage in my garage
>>59879310
Don't think there's anything stopping the nanny state train lad
>mfw I'm about 60% louie right now
Thoughts?
>>59879361
Buy a 4chan pass m8, it's literally worth it
louie c k lads
>>59879444
shit
>>59879366
>FAGGOT
FOY
>>59879418
dwarves are natural sprinters
>>59879410
based koeman is going to win the PL with arsenal next year and frank de boer will sort everton out
HI WOOWEE
who the fuck is louie
>>59879452
shitty infographic for good goys
>>59879454
Like hell I'll leave a traceable monetary connection between me and 4chan.
>>59879452
> drink water looool XDDD
stopped reading there
>>59879471
the thing about arsenal is they always try and walk it in
>>59879361
>>59879454
Or just activate legacy captcha ?
Dummies
>>59879366
font
>>59879452
my thoughts are they are just normal everyday things and if you have to refer to this list to stay sane you deserve to breathe mustard gas
>>59879491
Your wife's son.
>>59879491
louis c k sitcom
tfw no saudi gf
>>59879489
HOI KATE
>>59878443
hope you're well man but fucking hell go outside and do something don't sit in your room and be a NEET all day
please
fuck
my
wife
>>59879508
WANT MUMMY
NEED TO CUMMY
>>59879366
He most likely suffered social rejection in school. That'll fuck up your self-esteem so hard to the point of becoming a recluse.
uhmm why did watson have an ILLEGAL firearm in this show?
>yanks and aussies are both asleep
Best time for /brit/, innit?
Poleaboos sister has a job lined up for after she graduates
Unfortunately though it doesn't seem like she or my mother will be leaving the house today so I can't completely dress up (no access to her shoes or makeup)
why has louie theroux gone mental lads?
Any tips for an aspiring bugchaser?
SOME DOSH ?
SOME WONGAAAAA ?
LYNN
STOP TALKING
>>59879560
who cares
remember when cuck used to be just americuck?
>>59879561
not so fast limey nigger
>>59879561
it's only 11pm
>>59879578
I'll let you know when I find a bloke with a really powerful strain
>>59879579
you want some money for it
>>59879581
I thought you weren't allowed to think illegal thoughts in britain
>>59879561
yup
had a bit of a go at an aussie runt earlier for being a right daft twat
not even going to start on the yanks
>>59879566
Is your sister fit?
>>59879611
in the south you mean
>>59879467
post made me laugh out loud (lol)
hehehehehe
>>59879621
come over ere and ave a go then
I want you to develop a new hobby, something that's not online
>>59879630
Yeah, I suppose so
need an idea of something cool to snapchat
>>59879635
sorry for offending you
>>59879606
GOT AN OLD MOBILE ?
Belfast moped lad are you here?
>>59879560
Because he was in the military
hehehehehehehehehe
>I'm going to tell Plusnet to disable your laptop
immersion lost
>>59879630
I think poleaboos sister would actually be decent looking seeing as poleaboo isn't terrible looking. If shes got as good dress sense as poleaboo that would be good aswell ;)
>>59879578
go to a bodybuilding gym in Brixton and ask for the biggest, blaccest pozzdaddi they have
>>59879646
how about pounding your mum
>>59879665
yeah I'm here
>>59879666
being in the forces doesn't mean you're allowed to break the law
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Nightingale_(British_Army_soldier)
>>59879721
Belfast NI not Belfast Louisville shitstain Tennessee
>>59879691
she's getting on a bit m8 haha
>Poleaboos mum just bought him a cheese pie and grilled cheese sandwich
I'm never gonna reach my goal weight
>>59879739
Ye but that's why he had a gun
*opens your window*
*undoes the hinges from your door*
>>59879746
yeah she's a bit of a knackered old bint but beggars/choosers and all that
>>59879560
christmas special ruined this entire show
why are we so anti guns here anyway. how are we supposed to defend ourselves
any of you lads wanna have a go with me sis?
>>59879646
>bass guitar/keyboard
>cycling
>rc planes
>amateur radio/electronics
What else do I need?
>>59879799
yes
