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new thread made by me and not you
I made this thread
thanks i have the best manners ITT
>>59870148
thanks BTW
bums
SHUT THE FUCK UP AUSTRALIA
>>59870193
thanks
>>59870193
I don't believe you, but i have no proof.
too many kiwis for my liking to be frank
>>59870218
Never met him
Let's say for the same of the argument, one had a fight with his gf and they haven't talked for 2 weeks 'cause both were angry, jealous and busy. How does one restart the relationship?
>>70000000
>>59870247
make a baby.
>>59870247
>same
*sake
>>59870247
obviously she's off sucking big slav cock
dude fucked up hard
>>59870218
Woah lads, the aussies are getting defensive. They know their girls can't resist kiwi cock.
>>59870341
The /balt/ rules explicitly state a maximum of 2 New Zealanders per thread
I don't agree with it but they're the rules
>>59870380
Yeh its just me an my cuz wiremu here
all rude posters please leave immediately
>>59870380
Can rangi come too?
>>59870429
'fraid not
eating fried chicken with salad.
>>59870553
Sounds good.
Thoughts?
>>59870581
none whatsoever haha
Whats your favourite subreddit
>>59870614
r/urmum
lmao
Toilet stopped bringing in the water, wat do?
Just got bloody soaked walking my dog mates
>>59870692
piss in the toilet then shit in it so you have technically have water
>>59870614
r/me_irl
>>59870745
Interesting can you provide further details.
>>59870775
what don't you understand you fucking mong?
Alright.
>>59870822
i need detailed guide.
>2030 is in 14 years
>>59870870
time sure flies, huh?
good morning lads
>2005 was 11 years ago
>>59870883
off by 5, very disappointed.
Sveiks Drauguži.
>>59870883
Yes
I want ww3 to kill us all
>>59870917
Me too thanks.
>>59870917
i want that all animefags would be called for conscription. but they probably have some brain diseases and couldnt be conscripted.
>>59870917
This is edgy but I agree.
>>59870917
Lets get it started
I'm living out my dreams
Like every night
I love my life
But when I open up my blurry eyes
It's not as nice
>>59870962
New Zealand should invade Japan with the help of New Zealands Royal Navy.
>>59870917
space invasion would be cooler t.bh
>>59870979
cool rap song
Need help Latvian friends, what does 'Биpючиннoмy' mean?
>>59870998
I meant to say alien invasion kek
>>59870985
ZAINICHI
>>59870985
Thats a long way to row my friend.
>>59871011
That word means "gay"
>this country is going down the shithole
>>59871028
Stop projecting Lithuania, you'll never be as good as Estonia
>>59871002
A+ post
>>59871011
Биpючинный бpaжник is a butterfly
ITS HAPPENING
>>59871064
where?
>>59871064
Don't feel it quite yet
New zealands navy - Find the midget edition.
>>59871011
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Privet
>>59871063
пo Биpючиннoмy пpoeздy = by ???? travel
Don't think butterfly would be correct here
>>59871076
>>59871092
Everyday.
>>59871064
What's happening?
Grace, now that I think about it, there's a really good chance you post here.
I love you.
>>59871150
who is this niga?
>>59871150
>>59871124
Биpючинный пpoeзд is a street named after a plant >>59871123
It's just a name like Linden Street or Rose Street.
>>59871197
gopnik
>>59871150
y-you too
>>59871208
Binkas
Why did a Lithuanian steal a tractor?
>>59871286
Korea> Japan
>>59871289
why lavtian so bad tractor defends?
I'm having a meatlovers pizza from Aldi for dinner
Thoughts?
>>59871326
Who is this "aldi" dude?
>>59871197
Ahhhh thank you very much, that makes a lot more sense! Sentence one of Harry Potter completed.
“Mиcтep и миccиc Дecли, из дoмa нoмep чeтыpe пo Биpючиннoмy пpoeздy, мoгли бы c гopдocтью cкaзaть, чтo oни, cлaвa бoгy, coвepшeннo нopмaльныe люди.”
"Mr and Mrs Dursley, from house number four, by Rose Street; I could say with pride that they're, thank God, perfectly normal people."
How'd I do?
>>59871326
povo
>>59871150
Please stop posting
t. grace
???
How to get a black gf from NZ? And, how many blacks in NZ?
![52520446de747f1c53f19cbdf933e1d2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BNFgllX.jpg "52520446de747f1c53f19cbdf933e1d2[1]")
>>59871213
>>59871388
Grace please, I would wrestle with the sun and pull the stars from the heavens just to see you smile.
>>59871344
Sounds about right, but it's Privet Street, or Privet Drive.
>>59871407
Lieldienas?
lads what kind of weapons do you think will be created when white europeans start fighting migrants in the next world war
i personally believe europeans will create a pig blood atom bomb
>>59871428
cringey
t. grace expert
>>59871430
Oh right, Privet is the tree name, gottttchhhhaa
>>59871407
Bocкpeшeниe?
>>59871431
Pâques?
>>59871428
I knew a girl called Grace with big tittays
Does she have nice boobs?
>>59871458
why'd you kill the thread?
Any wagies back yet
>>59871607
On my way home ;)
>>59871561
thanks
>>59870830
>be Andris
>buy a Latvian smartphone
JUST 5
UZMANIBU NIKNS SUNS X~~DDDDDDDDDDDDD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Thoughts.
Thoughts?
>>59871150
>>59871428
I wonder who could be behind these posts?
going to bed gn losers :P
1. You're a cunt
2. Post binkis
>>59871725
bit early
MY NAME IS NOT QUAID
epic dude xd epic dude kek lmao epic
>>59871858
Connotative meanings?
>>59871858
>>59871831
>>59871725
>>59871703
>>59871695
>>59871694
>>59871686
>>59871782
/balt/+/ausmz/ is a serious general for serious dicussion of serious topics.
I'm afraid if your feeble minds are incapable of conversing to the standards required I will have to ask you to leave.
Forever and always,
Anonymous.
>>59871894
>all me
thanks
still no gf lads
>>59871985
mate you should stop posting this
because you should know by now that I have always and will always care
>>59871985
You should probably get that sorted out
>>59872013
thanks
think I will keep posting it just to keep you lot updated though
Taking a shit right now lads, feels p decent
>>59872043
pics or it didn't happen
>>59872043
So you're posting from your phone using Wifi?
Because if you are, that means you're using an Australian invention
>>59871985
Check em.
>>59872072
>impling he's not posting from a laptop using an aether*net cable
*some people prefer the word 'ether' but I like to stick to the classics
>>59872099
me in the middle
>>59872106
I actually am posting from my mobile phone using a wireless internet connectchin
It's been a month since I started to go to the gym.
Feels good lads
>>59872085
>>59871985
Very good 85s
Having a tuna casserole for dinner
Thoughts?
Literally me laughing at your life
>>59872144
I'm having 'fantastic cup noodles' for dinner.
thoughts?
transfer me those double digits
>>59872144
I'm having your mum's pussy for dinner rolf
>>59872171
>Hey Dude, It’s me the Fantastic Chicken! Looks like you are looking for some Noodles perfection…you are in the Zone!!
>Let’s go back to 1994, the year that Fantastic Noodles Cups were born. That was a gnarly year and the beginning of something awesome. Since then we have launched an epic selection of products, including noodle Cups and Bowls and Simmer Noodles in some fantastic flavours.
>I joined the Fantastic Noodles Team in 2011 as the pinnacle of noodle perfection. My only job is to make sure that all Fantastic noodles taste fantastic and since you can’t improve on perfection I spend most of my days relaxing and doing all the cool things that you like to do (e.g. social media, surfing, gaming, skating, listening to music, etc, etc, etc).
>I really hope that you find this website full of cool content but most of all I am sure that during your visit you will be craving so much the flavour of our Fantastic Noodles that you will head right off to your nearest supermarket to Taste Fantastic!
>Over and out. T.F.C (The Fantastic Chicken)
What did he mean by this?
who did this lads
>>59872204
(You)
>>59872204
>>59872204
sorry
>>59872204
me
sorry if it bothers you
just woke up from a coma, what day is it?
>>59872274
4 April 1984
>>59872274
the day to get a calendar
LOL
>>59871985
Still don't care.
>>59872312
still rude
>>59872204
I actually remember this, a few weeks back
>>59872331
wow an ebin /bantz/ oldfag
>>59872365
hah thas me lol come to me if you need a meme explained kid ill show you the ropes haha
>>59872274
Hey, McFly. I thought I told you never to come in here.
does a rape count if your both drunk so much that you dont exactly remember what happened? hypothetically
stop
elaborate and glisten
>>59872409
not if she was asking for it
t. rape pro
hmmmm
http://rus-lat.ru/maciba.php
>>59872396
Think, McFly! Think!
>>59872446
Well she was passed out. hypothetically
>>59872473
Clearly she was pretending to be "passed out" because she wanted (You) to "rape" her
>>59872449
is there a version in latvian ?
SLSH (Small Laptop Screen Humiliation)
Thoughts?
>>59872493
so lets say this girl goes to cops i have nothing to worry about? hypothetically
Post your rarest pepes, I wish to expand my collection
Good morning gentlemen and gentleladies.
>>59872554
Of course not.
t. law student
Selling dirty Latvians cheap/each
>when you brah just some dude be he all like "what up"
>>59872739
Haha what a silly burd!
>>59872554
How does this situation occur.
Dont you usually fuck women cause you get along really well and have lots of fun and end up fucking?
Why would she get so mad outta no where and accuse you of shit like this?
Why can't the Muslim cunts just fuck off?
>Germany
>>59872817
umm maybe because he raped her UGH
>>59872868
ughh...
I could fucking smash every cunt ITT
>>59872961
Go on then
>>59872961
I smashed ur moms pussy last night loser
>>59873005
You seriously want to try me you fucking cunt? I'll fucking deck you before you knew what hit you you fucking poof
>>59872961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJlKQVrRfQ0
Please make it /balt/+/ausnz/+/canada/ next
We need to find those poor canucks a home and their lease is expiring in /cum/ and we'll be forced to kick them out
>>59873037
There is going to be two hits mate
Me hitting you
And you hitting that muh fukin like button
>>59873069
Haha no thanks xox
>>59872961
oi ya wanna foight ya cunt?
come at me bro I'm gonna wreck ya
Rate please
>>59873069
Sorry eastern countries only.
>>59873105
Why not? Canadians are some of the most quality posters on 4chan, even comparable to Russians. They're never annoying and good conversationalists. Trust me. Just fucking take them for fucks sake
>>59873127
anglo/10
>>59873152
Haha you're a good salesman but I'm afraid we're going to have to decline, sorry xox
>>59873127
Straight outta trainspotting lmao
>>59873069
we dont like gays here.
Canadian orphans need your help! Save a leaf, save a life!
>>59873212
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a faggot on here, I'd have a lot of nickels
>>59873283
Nickels aren't even valid currency here you fucking dumb cunt
>>59873283
If you had a nickel you wouldn't be able to spend it dumb cunt
>>59873283
If I had a penny for every star in the sky Id be rich. But it would never truly account for my ever expanding lust for knowledge and experiences
any body else ever got distracted by masturbating?
gaahh it's so annoying!
>>59873336
ur posts are annoying Tbh
>>59873283
Loving a girl with a penis is not the same as loving a man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpOug8xsxa0
>be baltic ace
>sink
>>59873387
Yeah, this.
>>59873387
gender is a social construct
>>59873403
I sunk my dik into ur mums pussy yesternight lmaoooo
>>59873447
ahahahaaaaa
good post. u shure told him
>>59873447
8/10 should've put ace somewhere.
>>59873447
>>59873516
rude
>>59873487
foreigners get OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>59873403
>Be Lithuanian
>Crash your plane in Germany
lel
this thread now belongs 2 /cum/. do somethin about it fgts
>be lithuania
>get hit by a train
http://bnn-news.com/14-people-died-railway-accidents-latvia-year-132190
lmoa
>>59873547
they was shot down
>>59873547
Alah hu akbar.
>>59873578
it even says latvia in the neim :(
>>59873574
fuck off
I'd fuck MissAlice
>>59873624
She has an ugly face, would not fuck Tbh
>>59873386
uggghh
>>59873574
I knew you'd attack us before Russia. Classic jewish misdirection.
>>59873615
kill yourself you fucking faggot
>>59873574
i think this dirty mexcan wants to wage war boys.
>Be Latvian
>Get crushed by a store
lel
>>59873624
Shes our claim to fame 2bh.
>>59873639
u should be thanking us for freeing u from the aussie menace
"ur welcome"
>>59873656
>be Australian
>Get killed by the food.
>>59873636
O really? Lithuania's gift to the world: Agness Landau
>>59873677
thank ye kindly
>be estonian
>drown
lel
>>59873724
When will you get back, bring some pot, need something to sell.
>>59873681
>be lithuania
>discover an element and name is lithium
>element can treat bipolar disorder
>it's funny because lithuanians are stereotyped as being bipolar in russia
>>59873673
Lorde and the Imagine Dragons are
Who teh fuck outside of 4chan has heard of this ugly harlot miss alice
>>59873681
>be lithuanian
>suffer social injustice
>>59873730
You fucking lost a war against emus. You have no right to speak, boy
>Be Estonian
>Get cucked by a Frenchman
lel
>>59873747
Wait what does bipolar mean again? Something with gays?
>>59873747
>american """"humour""""
>>59873730
>not knowing that there were secret weapon shipments on board and the kreml had an interest in sinking it
wew.
>>59873769
>be clog nigger
>misinterpret memes
>be me
>get
>>59873784
>god save the queen
>the australian queen?
>no, the british queen
#KEK
>>59873764
>Imagine Dragons
What is this?
Agness Landau thread
>>59873859
fack off you fagget
>>59873857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvTqknDobU
they made this meme song
>>59873857
I'M WAKING UP
TO ASHE AND DUST
I FUCK MY BROW AND i SWEAT SOME RUST
IM BREATHING IN
THE CHEMICALS (*sniff*)
GAAAAAH
nice product
https://youtu.be/xTqhyHuKVKA
i think /balt/ did 9/11
>Get drunk
>Fly to america for lulz
>Hit the tower
Its muslims fault.
>anal is gross
>poo comes from there
>blowjobs are fine
>vomit comes from there
huh
>>59873914
>>blowjobs are fine
>>vomit comes from there
what
you should check your dick mate
>lithuania is gross
>poo comes from there
>estonia is fine
>vomit comes from there
huh
>>59873914
ur mum sure as hell didn't think either was gross when i saw her last time
>>59873888
They're yanks though.
GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN!
LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE QUEEN!
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
SEND HER VICTORIOUS,
HAPPY AND GLORIOUS,
LONG TO REIGN OVER US:
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
O LORD OUR GOD ARISE,
SCATTER HER ENEMIES,
AND MAKE THEM FALL:
CONFOUND THEIR POLITICS,
FRUSTRATE THEIR KNAVISH[24] TRICKS,
ON THEE OUR HOPES WE FIX:
GOD SAVE US ALL.
THY CHOICEST GIFTS IN STORE,
ON HER BE PLEASED TO POUR;
LONG MAY SHE REIGN:
MAY SHE DEFEND OUR LAWS,
AND EVER GIVE US CAUSE,
TO SING WITH HEART AND VOICE,
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
>>59873941
excellent reading comprehension my friend
>>59873955
you still let his mum put her cock in ur anus?
gross dude
>>59874006
t. permavirgin
>>59874029
that's wrong tho
>>59873997
thank you
I reckon I could sleep in the library and they wouldn't notice
>>59873914
>touching another man's penis is gay
>touching your own penis isn't
>fingering another man's anus is gay
>fingering your own anus is also gay
double standards
RULE BRITANNIA
BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES
BRITONS NEVEVER EVER EVER SHALL BE
SLAVES
RULE BRITANNIA
>>59874149
>>fingering your own anus is also gay
thank god i haven't done this
have you
>>59874135
I reckon I could smash your fucking teeth and and no one would care
>Sodomy
baka.
>>59874185
no u couldnt
*teleports behind u*
*fucks ur ass*
WHEN BRITAIN FIRST, AT HEAVEN'S COMMAND
AROSE FROM OUT THE AZURE MAIN;
THIS WAS THE CHARTER OF THE LAND,
AND GUARDIAN ANGELS SANG THIS STRAIN:
"RULE, BRITANNIA! RULE THE WAVES:
"BRITONS NEVER WILL BE SLAVES."
THE NATIONS, NOT SO BLEST AS THEE,
MUST, IN THEIR TURNS, TO TYRANTS FALL;
WHILE THOU SHALT FLOURISH GREAT AND FREE,
THE DREAD AND ENVY OF THEM ALL.
"RULE, BRITANNIA! RULE THE WAVES:
"BRITONS NEVER WILL BE SLAVES."
STILL MORE MAJESTIC SHALT THOU RISE,
MORE DREADFUL, FROM EACH FOREIGN STROKE;
AS THE LOUD BLAST THAT TEARS THE SKIES,
SERVES BUT TO ROOT THY NATIVE OAK.
"RULE, BRITANNIA! RULE THE WAVES:
"BRITONS NEVER WILL BE SLAVES."
THEE HAUGHTY TYRANTS NE'ER SHALL TAME:
ALL THEIR ATTEMPTS TO BEND THEE DOWN,
WILL BUT AROUSE THY GENEROUS FLAME;
BUT WORK THEIR WOE, AND THY RENOWN.
"RULE, BRITANNIA! RULE THE WAVES:
"BRITONS NEVER WILL BE SLAVES."
TO THEE BELONGS THE RURAL REIGN;
THY CITIES SHALL WITH COMMERCE SHINE:
ALL THINE SHALL BE THE SUBJECT MAIN,
AND EVERY SHORE IT CIRCLES THINE.
"RULE, BRITANNIA! RULE THE WAVES:
"BRITONS NEVER WILL BE SLAVES."
THE MUSES, STILL WITH FREEDOM FOUND,
SHALL TO THY HAPPY COAST REPAIR;
BLEST ISLE! WITH MATCHLESS BEAUTY CROWN'D,
AND MANLY HEARTS TO GUARD THE FAIR.
"RULE, BRITANNIA! RULE THE WAVES:
"BRITONS NEVER WILL BE SLAVES."
thoughts?
>>59874178
Of course I have. Weren't you ever curious what it feels like?
>>59874234
Beautiful.
>>59874241
source pleas.
>>59874286
http://www.urmum.cx/
>>59874259
that is pretty gay dude
>>59874315
It feels pretty good 2bh
>>59874259
Was it with a dildo
>>59874326
maybe I don't know but still that is pretty gay
>>59874259
I have, and it feels completely boring. Neither feels good nor bad, you just know that there's something up your butt and that's it.
>>59874337
No, I could never muster up the courage to go buy a dildo, or even order one online.
>>59874351
Yeah I found it underwhelming too. Actually it was more unpleasant than anything. My dick got rock hard though.
>>59874259
>>59874178
A little while back I had dry skin like eczema or something right on my asshole.
Eczema is glorious to scratch at the best of times but holy fuck when I scratched the eczema on my asshole it was one of the most pleasurable sensations I have felt in my life. I would start squirming around and shit it felt so good. I would go to the toilet just to scratch my ass haha
I stopped cause I was put off by my asshole bleeding
Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?
I have, I've been protested and demonstrated against
>>59874485
heh.
>>59874485
nice propoganda.
>>59874560
go be roach somewhere else.
>>59874178
>thanking your imaginary friend
>>59874532
Uk is blaming poland all the time
https://youtu.be/Hu70t8KhnmA
me rn 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsbIdSGwoEs
>>59874608
Well obviously they cant blame shitskins. Thats racist :)
>>59874608
Poland? More like Pooland. haha
How do you shave your balls without cutting them?
>>59874644
look look poland is taking over our country
https://youtu.be/vgt1Dq59QLg
>>59874658
Wax
>>59874644
Yea, recently I read a commentary from The Guardian saying how letting European immigrants in is racist, since they're white, while letting commonwealth immigrants is better because Britain shares close cultural and historical ties with them.
Just a friendly reminder that if you are not a complete autismo and I mean the worst of the worst; don't ever fall for the Comp Sci meme
Very expensive lesson learnt this semester
>>59874608
I'd take Abdul over Czykstykakzczkvz Kaztrkezkltvziz to be completely honest
>>59874718
t. Abdulrahman al Zohair
>>59874705
That's true desu senpai. Brits have more in common with Indians than with us. We're more similar to Russians but we don't want to be so we have no friends. Except for Australians, but it's just a meme sadly.
Every /balt/ poster should get a trip, and provide photographical evidence that they're white in the first post. Another requirement would be some sort of proof that the poster isn't muslim. Only verified trips should be allowed to post from thereafter.
>>59874853
And how do you plan to police this?
>>59874904
It's just a suggestion. In the end, the majority will decide what's best for the general.
>>59874853
pffffffffttt good luck with that kek
>>59874924
What if the majority of us decide you should fucking die then you fucking dumb cunt, then what?
>>59874952
Then that clearly means that the majority of this general are muslim niggers and I would never come here again.
My leg hurts
Is that normal
>>59875208
Does your leg normally hurt?
>>59875208
Yes
>>59875269
No
It started hurting in the knee region when I went to the bus station
>>59875293
Stop taking the bus
t. Doctor
>>59875293
Maybe you should exercise more and take some weight off that knee then you fat cunt
>>59875293
>>59875309
Yes
Starting hopping on that leg to your destination.
t. physio
>>59875293
cancer
t.google
last :^)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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