Why is Australia so obsessed with us canadians on here? I don't even think about Australia but every day and every night I come on here there are at least 5 threads about us started by aussies.
Are they tsundere for big Canadian cock?
I would like to know too.
PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS CANADA SENPAI
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KesRfh9rrv
>>59864214
Bumps are illegal
>>59864225
bump
>>59860869
Can some1 tell me is this copy pasta worth reading im lazy af
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KesRfh9rrv
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u37dPNuE5H
we want more of this provide us more of this
>>59864560
Yes it is.
>>59864615
I'd rather not hear an Aussie accent tbhonest. Just type it.
>>59864653
Thanks bro , made me chuckle a few times
>>59864789
I am always glad to be of service.
>>59856653
Because they area a hivemind with a compulsive urge to bant other countries off this board. India? Gone. Portugal? Gone. Now their sites are set on the Canuk and I can only assume Brazil is next.
>>59864963
How can we get them back?
>>59864721
>canadians pretending to be aussies pretending to be canadians
Last year I used to make daily Canadian hate threads for a week or so. It was only light shitposting and it was before any one really thought badly about Canada, that's why it was funny to do. I'm convinced some Australian latched on to those threads at it became a regular meme
>>59864963
Kek, islandniggers could never get rid of us. We exist to torment the sad Australian
>>59856653
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>>59865170
Don't stop blowing me britcuck
>>59865009
All we can do is wait for them to use up their monthly internet rations and hope for a few days of peace and the end of each month
>>59864963
That will never happen because their "bantz" really sucks
>leaf
ouch
>trudeau
ye, we voted him in.
>irrelevant
You literally can't stop talking about us
and the nearly everything else can apply to them too (shitposter, no culture, chinese etc)
>>59865731
Auscucks on suicide watch
>>59865079
You talk as if you are some kind of noteworthy poster that we should recall of.
>>59865731
Does your irrelevant PM smoke the leaf every day?
>>59866136
No one even knows who your new shit leader is. Based Tones was too good for Alcatraz
>>59866172
>No one even knows who your new shit leader is.
Neither do we desu lad LMAO we're about due for a new one I think. It's been a few weeks!
>>59866172
>Tones
>good
>>59866270
>tones
>bad
He had ultimate migrant bantz!
>>59866361
Remember when he ate that onion too
>>59866639
hahahah he had his onion and ate it too lmao layer man!!! shrekko!!!
>>59866679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbfi6_UjYAY&index=107&list=LLur5jBf5dICYU_KgWDWovhQ
>>59866361
literally only good thing he did but he fucked everything else
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>>59867391
Blowjob meme response
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>>59867429
fuck off cucknada
>>59867429
I'm on my phone, are you Lithuania? I need to know to properly make fun of you 2bh
>>59856653
>SHUT THE FUCK UP AUSTRALIA!
>ILL KILL YOU, ILL FUCKING KILL YOU
>>59867627
someone please post that vocaroo
>>59865731
T. Zhang
>>59867644
its here>>59864615
>>59867429
Fuck off cucknada
>>59867653
T. Ping pow
Our posters are retarded and theres nothing else to do on /int/ so....
>>59867644
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KesRfh9rrv
>>59867665
OI M8, CANADA SUCKS EH, YEH, YA CUNT?
>>59867692
FUCKING AUSTRALIAAAA
>>59867718
have a sook you soft bloody poofta
>>59856653
oy mate, Canada sucks aye yeah, yah cunt
>>59856653
SHUT THE FUCK UP AUSTRALIA
Canada is in the G7. Australia isn't.
SHUT THE FUCK UP AUSTRALIA, ILL KILL YOU!
ILL FUCKING KILL YOU!
>>59867825
Australia confirmed btfo
You're not even a fucking G
>>59867834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqDGwEp7tg
Haha cringe
>>59867825
>>59867850
M8 I'm not the one with a cuck prime minister, a leaf flag, and a country divided by the French.
>>59867894
You can't legally own a steak knife you soft cunt
>>59867910
>legally
You're the soft cunt, you gaping vagina
SHUT THE FUCK UP AUSTRALIA
>>59867910
Least we're allowed to cannibalise our dead, syrup seppo.
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>>59867942
You wide cunt, you're a nanny state that can't do anything because your government can't trust a country of drunks and petrol sniffers
>>59867992
Well at least I'm not a maple nigger
>>59867947
I'LL KILL YOU
>>59867429
FUCK OFF KEKNADA
>>59867992
>drunks and petrol sniffers
As opposed to a country being run by cucks and feminists.
>>59868045
Good one.....
>>59867429
FUCK OFF KEKNADA
>>59868062
ILL FUCKING KILL YOU
Aussies what do you think of this elephant?
>>59868082
And we're proud of it. At lest banter and acting like animals is fun.
You faggots cant handle the former and are incapable of the latter.
>>59868120
OI M8 CANADA SUCKS
>>59868082
I'm a Tasmanian mate. We're like double island niggers. Better than living next to a shithole full of niggers who want to steal your cars. You're just mad that we cuck you at whistler 24/7
>>59868120
I think its a good way to trigger that quebecois autist
>>59868122
We're the kings of banter and most fun party pals that ever existed. I pity the fool that doesn't get down like a Canadian haha ;^) Australian bantz
God damn I hate Canadians literally the worst posters out there Aussies at least make funny jokes but Canadians just use shitty overused memes fucking retards I hate Canada and Canadians so fucking much
>>59868144
Yeah I know
>>59868151
Is he Quebecistani? I'm pretty sure the original guy wasn't, because he said he hated Quebec after I made this edit.
>>59868210
Ah you're the one who was triggering him. I hoped you were him so we could see a canadian sperg out in real time. I thought he was. Maybe you are the frenchie
>>59868258
Nah I'm from the opposite side of Canadia where all the dank kush is man.
>>59868300
That must be nice. You should move to Quebec to cuck them of their """french""" girls
>>59868426
No it's cold there and they talk stupid; fuck that.
>>59868170
Hehe stay mad puke flag ;^)
>>59868458
I thought it was cold in all of canada. Its starting to get cold here atm. Its pretty rough.
But winter is too cold and summer is too hot so probably I am just weak
Hey, go suck each others dicks somewhere else.
說白了!
它是如此高興聽到你
失樂園說起
或在莎士比亞的十四行詩曼妙輪廓匿名顫抖
我們是一個口吃者和未受過教育的人
但不聾到一個語言天才
米爾頓和拜倫和雪萊和濟慈的口音說話
說白了!
而原諒我們不必回答
我們的祖先的沙啞的歌
內裡根和悲傷
>>59868507
Don't you have someone's bike to steal Tyrone? This is what happens when white people talk to each other.
>>59868511
說白了!
談論這個那個
給我們介紹一下大憲章
或者紀念碑林肯
泰晤士河灰色魅力
波托馬克的水粉色
告訴我們你的傳統
我們是一個小聰明的人
但非常有能力的欣賞
的重要性鬆餅
或波士頓茶黨
但是當你真的說白
當你坐下來討論實質問題
說話優雅的生活
而談起生活標準
與大社會
有點困難後說白
提高你的聲音工頭
我們是聽證會辛苦一點
我們生活太靠近機
而只聽到我們對工具的氣息
>>59868511
Ni hao America
>>59868546
>>59868547
講白而響亮!
我們聽到你
聖 - 亨利在聖多明各
是什麼令人欽佩的語言
聘請
責成
設置在工作中死亡的時候
而暫停的刷新
和激勵美元
說白了!
告訴我們,上帝是一個偉大的大人物
並且我們在付出信任_him_
說白了!
告訴我們生產的利潤和百分比
說白了!
這是一個豐富的語言
購買
但賣
但在靈魂斬倉
但賣
>>59858501
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>>59868469
is having a hormonal problem hereditary for canadians?
I wish this rivalry existed outside /int/
>>59868575
啊!說白了!
大不了
但是你說
罷工一天的永恆
告訴
的生活的人,搬運工
但是回到家裡,晚上
在當太陽即將破滅的街道上方的時間
但要告訴你,是的是的,太陽層
我們生活的每一天你的帝國的東部
沒有什麼比語言宣誓
我們說的不是很乾淨的方法
油脂和油污
>>59868581
Oi guvna! Shrimp on the bbq!
>>59868504
BC has nice weather comparatively. Our winters and summers aren't as extreme. We actually have 4 seasons. Something about the Rockies I guess.
Last Summer was pretty fucking hot though, got over 30c.
>>59868588
說白了!
在你自己的話舒適
我們是一個惡意的人
但不怪任何人
有壟斷
語言矯正
在莎士比亞的軟語
隨著重點朗費羅
講法語和純白色難以忍受
在越南剛果
說無可挑剔的德國
牙齒間的黃星
俄羅斯說話,說話來電訂購,壓制交談
說白了!
它是一種通用語言
我們生來就是理解
用催淚話
隨著警棍話
>>59868602
說白了!
再次告訴我們關於自由與民主
我們知道,自由是一個黑色的字
由於貧困是黑人
而作為血液阿爾及爾或小石城的街道上的塵土混合
說白了!
從威斯敏斯特到華盛頓,你傳遞!
說白華爾街
白瓦
做到文明
和了解我們的情況下的通話
如果您要求我們婉言
你好
而我們聽到你回答
我們做沒事
我們正在做的很好
我們並不孤單
我們知道我們並不孤單
>>59868581
Why do you think so many of them go on HRT? their evil men hormones are the problem for them
>>59868600
Yeah it was a hot summer this year. Looks like winter is going to be really cold too. Just need to crack on with things I guess. Wear comfy winter clothes.
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>>59868504
quebecois girls are hot as fuck
and honestly, quebec is the only good province to visit. it's the only one with any real culture
it's easy
it's like a young brother jelly of his elder brother
Aussie are jealous of Canadian relevance
>>59868646
Winter here gets down around -2c usually and high 20's in the Summer. It's fairly comfy.
>>59868741
That's what the frogs want you to think and you ate it up like they'd eat a snail.
>>59868741
I keep hearing fat Americans recite this. Are they brainwashing you or something?
>>59868775
>>59868751
i'm from maine so we (the quebecois and us) actually have some stuff in common
>fat
oooh
>>59868805
Maine's a welfare state with it's head up it's arse too?
>>59868850
buttblasted winnipegistaner detected
How's your wife's son doing?
>>59868805
Maine is also fat
>>59868868
>winnipegistaner
What
Winnipeg is chugtown, man. Get your memes straight.
>>59868751
-2 is too cold though. idk it probably gets like that here but I don't go out in the dead of winter unless I have to have to
>>59868917
it's a shithole overrun by nates, is what it is
fucking natives
>>59868931
its not really that bad, you can just wear a jacket.
the worst part about winter here in BC is the fact that it gets dark at like 4pm in the winter.
>>59868967
Wow, you must have super long days in summer though.
idk its bad enough that it gets dark here at 5
>>59868940
What do you think a chug is, bud?
>>59868931
>>59868994
-2 isn't so bad. I like weather in the low teens personally.
Summer stays light out til like 9ish I think.
>it's a Canada vs. Australia thread
haha epic!!:----))))) xD
>>59868746
we are literally more relevant than canada because we're not america's hat, we're america's biggest pants in the south pacific.
>>59869025
Yeah I like it at probably 21-22. Comfy weather with sun. That must be pretty nice. idk I want to move every winter. NSW sounds nice this time of year
>>59869062
More like Americas stinky sock! Hehe
>>59868695
>canada gets BTFO once again
>>59869062
>Wanting to be America's pants
>>59869077
better than america's jizzhat
>>59869100
Says the btfo auscuck >>59869077
>>59869125
I didn't say I wanted to be, I said we are and that it makes us more relevant.
>>59869136
>that
>btfo
come on
>>59869128
Well if we're going that route a jizz sock is more likely than a jizz hat 2bh imho in my honest
Literally everyone in this thread is pathetic, kill yourselves. Check em
>>59869157
Checked you singles. Was found wanting
>>59869076
There's people up here who go South for Winters. They've been nicknamed "Snowbirds".
I remember when the whole thing with Obama reopening relations with Cuba came up there were quite a few people who got pissed because they'd go to Cuba for cheap as fuck vacations and didn't want to deal with Yanks or something.
>>59869205
To be fair no one wants to deal with yanks. Must be horrible being so close to them. Their culture pervades ours as it is
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>>59869232
Thank God for 1812 otherwise we might have been them.
NO BULLY
>>59869390
Never would have happened. If Britain actually flipped its shit at the US early they would be a dominion still
![zMv0wni[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/daAC1w2.jpg "zMv0wni[1].png")
>>59860869
>But Canada, what are they fucking known for?
>says the australian
the eternal anglo is evolving
Sort your shit out Australia. No I am not Australian that is a New Zealand flag
Just ignore it ffs, these autists have nothing better to do but spam spastic memes
>>59869434
Fucking gay boy, I bet you like daddies and their cummies
Honestly I respect Aussies and Kiwis more than >Leafs. I mean just looking at history, the Anzacs are way more impressive than the Cancucks. Just my two cents.
>>59869232
O-oh okay
>>59864963
>mfw Aussies tried to get rid of us but soon gave up
>>59871603
Implying more than three of you leave your autistic general ever
>>59871631
>he doesn't know sverigetråden is dead
got conquered by /a/utists and fags from /lgbt/ who sit there all day
>>59871653
I would have thought you would have loved been culturally enriched by a different culture
>>59871684
nice memepicture but the Swedish flag is banned in Sweden
>>59871718
Must be fans of the culture then
>>59871751
>be aussie
>go to Sweden
>get a little bantered
>run home and cry and make a news reportage about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy28W4cfS4c
>>59871838
> Even normie sissified Aussie visitors to Sweden can see its cucked levels are beyond saving
> Sweden still in denial
wake up white man
reclaim your culture and heritage
ein volk
ein reich
ein Åkesson
>>59871838
Can't even keep your niggers on a leash
>>59856653
Irrelevant English-speaking countries have to stick together, I guess.
>>59872006
shutup and gib submarinez
>>59872006
t. irrelevant French speaking country
>>59860869
Wonder about what do you thing about us.
>>59872132
Turkey needs to get nuked by Russia tbhfam
dubs and all canadians die
>>59872490
dubs and all canadian posters must make a post saying "I belong to Australia now"
>>59872290
Why? we just deal with kurds not you.
I just want us to all get along
>>59873062
t. poofta
>>59873131
fuck you cunt
>>59873154
t. batty boy
>>59856653
Canada is the opposite of Australia
>Canada is cold, Australia is hot
>The deadliest thing in Canada is a moose, even snails kill you in Australia
>Australians are archbishops of Banterbury, Canadians are butthurt
>Canadians make informative posts, Australians shitpost
>Australia has a proper flag, Canada has A FUCKING LEAF
>Australia keeps refugees in concentration camps, Canadians let them fuck their wives
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>>59868151
Straya pls
>>59872046
t. irrelevant Fren I mean English speaking non-country
>>59878270
What do you want pierre?
>>59878295
t. Jean Abdullah
>A FUCKING LEAF
Can we all just think about this for a second
>Canada
Literally lmao
>>59879932
Y U MAD THO
>>59880771
I don't think he's mad as much as just laughing at your life
>>59882088
What is so funny about it?
Also nice dubs
>>59874769
>hes never heard of the wild beast that is an ice squirrel
>>59864963
Trying to get hid of us is the same thing of trying to get hid of aids
>>59874769
i think polar bears are more dangerous than moose
>>59868751
-2 what in the flying fuck bud its usually -30 to -40 in actual Canada winters and out on a lake it drops to -50 with windchill
>>59879709
>A UNION JACK AND SOME FRUITY ASS SISSY STARS
fuck your colours goof
You know its true doe
