What the fuck America? Are these common in some parts of the south?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truck_nuts
>>59855848
why?
>>59856149
because it's plastic testicles you hang off your car willingly, didn't even know they were a thing
>>59855848
It's hilarious dude. Don't be such a prude.
>>59856195
>plastic
Sometimes they're metal.
they're common in small town Ontario too
>>59856217
hilariously gay. I once had respect for America, key word... ONCE.
you too Canada >>59856252
Haha, testicles
>>59855848
>Europrudes
>>59856332
>having testicles is gay
can't even call you a poof because you're a fairy
Is it a social thing in the us?
Haha testicles, no im not a redneck , haha testicles joke
not common but ive seen them lmao
>>59855848
Nothing wrong with this
my neighbor has them on his truck.
I've always been tempted to paint them blue.
>he didn't know about Truck Nuts
lol
They've been around for years
Nothing better than a big lifted $80,000 turbo diesel truck with smoke stacks and a big chrome set of balls hanging off the back.
>>59856428
>>59856505
Seriously, is it a thing in the US? I thought it was a joke. How is it spreaded?
>Truck nuts, also known as Truck nutz, truck balls, BumperNuts, BumperBalls, CargoNads, Drive-thru Danglers, Trucksticles, HitchNuggets, Highway Hangers, Balls-on-a-truck, or, as they are known in the United Kingdom, Bumper Bollocks
wtf i love bumper bollocks now
>>59856518
>Nothing better than a big lifted $80,000 turbo diesel truck with smoke stacks and a big chrome set of balls hanging off the back.
best country for sure
>>59856550
rednecks like to put dumb shit on their trucks, i mean ive probably seen this like 5 times in my entire life so it's not like youre gonna see fake testicles hanging from people's back bumper every day of your life
>>59856550
Tryhards wanting to make their pickups appear more masculine.
>>59856400
hanging them from your car is mate. It's hardly a joke, not really funny, either that or this is that infamous American """""Humour""""""
>>59856610
Oh ok, I see.
>Dumb people put it on their car
>>59856635
Also it's never actual rednecks with these. It's the suburban wannabes that have probably never off-roaded or hunted in their lives.
>>59856217
It's childish above everything. Nothing I can honestly laugh about.
>>59855848
>>59856217
I'm fucking laughing desu this is amazing
>>59856693
>Nothing I can honestly laugh about.
>>59856705
>>59856705
>I'm fucking laughing desu this is amazing
>>59856693
>German
>humour
Pick one
>>59856217
It was funny the first time I saw it, now it's just old.
>>59855848
No, it isn't common.
>>59857902
>Rammstein
every time
I've seen it a handful of times in my life, and it always seemed really gay and retarded.
>>59855848
>>59856195
I've been living in the South my whole life and this is my first time seeing and hearing about them.
>>59856332
>ever having had respect for canada
What exactly is wrong with truck nutz? I used to put them on my ford fiesta before I got my car 'stache. Now my car is a true gentleman.
>>59857902
lol
They are everywhere in Fort McMurray. Glad that shithole burnt down desu
>>59855848
We have to export those to Europe. Not to put on European trucks but to put on European "men."
>>59855848
>re these common in some parts of the south?
Some men have balls. Others are reduced to hanging plastic ones from their bumpers. Sad, really.
>>59855848
I've seen those and I thought it was hysterical
>>59858581
So much white trash listen to them
>>59855848
First time ever seeing something like this, don't know how I feel honestly
>>59856643
No wonder british people are soulless cunts. Have a laugh, why don't you?
>>59856693
>german
It's to be expected.
>>59855848
>clapstains are so insecure they have to literally hang balls off their pickups to flaunt their masculinity
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
an entire nation of closet fags, what a joke
>>59860810
>country that was too scared to prosecute muslim child rapists thinking they have any right to banter
lol
>>59860810
I don't bloody think Sharia would allow it!
>>59860845
>country that was too scared to prosecute nigger rapists thinking they have any right to banter
I hope Hilary will destroy your cuck of a country, truly pathetic.
>>59860810
Who told Muhammad he could banter?!
never seen or heard of this in my life
thank god for that
Do they make environmentally-friendly hemp vaginas you can put on your Prius?
>>59860908
I can't wait for Brexit to fail
>>59860908
What are you talking abut, Achmed?
>>59855848
what the fuck USA
>>59860999
look at you pretending you understand something. You've probably never been to another continent.
>>59856505
so should I follow through with this?
>>59855848
>Are these common in some parts of the south?
Not really.
>>59855848
Eh, it's kinda funny in a dumb hick sort of way. I've only seen them on large interstate haulers, never on a pickup. So yeah, seen them only out in boondock highways.
>>59859515
Export some of your fat too, so we can balance out our tectonic plates.
>>59855848
>I will take my doggy to the vets and have them chop his nuts off because I don't want too many puppies
>I will hang novelty balls off the towbar of my ute because "muh funny"
>>59865641
To be fair we hang fake nuts off our dogs sometimes too.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuticles
This is my first time seeing this but then I live in California. People can't take a joke here without being triggered or offended.
>>59855848
>someone made a wikipedia entry for truck nuts
That dude must have really run out of things to write about.
>>59862426
yes
I have made an observation lads hear me out. I've noticed pick-up truck drivers are the most awful in terms of driving skills and general motorist manners has anyone else noticed this even beyond the fact that they drive an oversized car for the sake of needing more space.
>has a Heavy Duty 4x4 super truck
>only uses on the city as a Daily drive
Why?
>>59855848
I've seen those around.
The guy who came up with the idea must be rich..Wish I could have patented it first.
>>59856195
Believe it or not, some people are so concerned about looking straight that they end up doing shit that looks really gay.
>>59866140
It depends. A lot of people have them because of the type of work they do. Those trucks will often have dents and are somewhat dirty. Those drivers are usually alright. People who have bright shiny pickups that are never used for any kind of work have the worst drivers a lot of the time.
>>59856550
There are a lot of things that seem like they came into existence like that. Yet they are a thing.
I see them around
For the TRUE patriot
>>59866110
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_with_fraudulent_diplomas
wikipedia can be fun times
>>59856669
Do you really think a smart person would hang a pair of balls from their car
Do Euros even have trucks?
>>59858581
>stein
>>59866335
Europeans don't build things. What could they possibly need trucks for
>>59866213
Damn I always knew McDonalds was a place for ghetto trash.
>>59866213
Holy shit I'm pretty sure this is from my city, I know I've seen a car just like this.
>>59866399
Have another
>>59866450
Donks are very common in the south. I've seen plenty.
>>59866468
Are they commonly done with McRims and painted in such a way?
>seen at least a dozen truck nuts where I live
>saw some guy the other day with a plaque that just said "Dick Head"on his truck
I live in Southern California btw.
>>59866213
I'm not lovin' it.
>>59855848
>non-Americans will never have a truck or truck nuts
>>59866468
>>59855848
It's trashy redneck bullshit. I've never actually seen any of these things in person though.
>>59855848
my uncle's ride
>>59866699
Pretty based desu
Also, nice digits
>>59857902
>dat Life Cereal box in the back left
why is this so funny
>>59860908
Ya goofed!
>>59865641
>>59865898
it's sad when people neuter their pets because the testicles and ovaries actually serve important endocrine functions. Neutering can cause renal failiure in most mammals :(
>bumper bollocks
> or, as they are known in the United Kingdom, Bumper Bollocks
>>59866468
and
>>59866607
reminds me of those dumb cunts that have lowered their cars and then have to "crabwalk" diagonally across speed humps in carparks so they don't fuck up their expensive skirting jobs
>>59860995
they do, they're called Prius owners
>>59855848
They're common in all rural areas but most are bigger than that and made of metal
>>59856217
>don't be such a prude
>American flag
When did this change happen?
>>59866954
They get fucked up when they hit pot holes. They're also shitty old American cars. So, yea, you see them broken down a lot.
I heard of one that got pulled over because the guy had porn streaming out the back window.
Truck Nutz are sooooooo 2008
I remember that soon after they became common knowledge there was an epidemic of people "castrating" the cars
It was a wild time
>>59866450
Richmond, CA?
>>59866699
They actually let him put GOD on his license? And it wasn't already taken?
>>59856693
I'm not surprised. Germany has the worst sense of humor and everybody on this board knows it.
>>59866699
I know that car. dude runs a shitty divebar in tucson
>>59866755
i see a doritos bag below the girl in the left
>>59857902
Pretty comfy desu. Girl on the left is a qt.
>>59868703
Is he really God?
>>59866699
No. of the Beast followed by dubs confirms it
>>59868703
>>59869087
God drives a Ford Fiesta.
