>your country
>what wuz you
norway
we wuz vikangs
funland
we wuz wizards n shit
Amerikkka
we wuz nomads n shiet
american
we wuz treaded on
>>59842415
we wuz suebis
we wuz argies n shiet
oh.. right.
Modern Norwegian men carry purses and pee sitting down. It's more believable for Blacks to play viking roles than Scandinavians.
italy
we wuz artists
We wuz Germanz
France
We wuz resistance and shit
>>59842700
it's called a satchel
WE WUZ QINGS N SHIEET
>>59842415
Germany
We wuz Nazis
>>59842700
Excuse me? It's a man-purse aka murse not a purse you savage.
>>59842415
We wuz conquerors and shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Valiente
bulgaria
we wuz thracians n shiet
we wuz 15th century super power
We wuz "insert muh heritage" n shieettt
>>59843260
>super power
stop
>>59842777
WE WUZ THE REAL CHINA AND SHIEET
(Seriously though fuck the communists)
we wuz genocidal maniacs n shieett
>>59843534
WE WUZ EMPIREZ AND SHIEET NIGGUHHH
>>59843529
Žečpospolita came after that. never forget.
America
WE WUZ PATRIOTS AN SHIIEEEET
>>59842415
Egypt
We wuz pharaohs and shiet
WE WUZ THINKERS AND POETS N SHEIIT
WE WUZ KAISERREICH N SHEIT
One of those, depending on whom you ask
we wuz
gauls
romans
franks
french
peasants
king
settlers
bourgeois
revolutionaries
republicans
emperors
kings again
and republicans
...and emperors
...and republicans
poilus
winners
surrender frogs
losers
resistants/pro-vichy
winners
losers (muh colonies)
black muslims
WE WUZ JEWS
>>59843735
>winners
WE WUZ PHILOSOPHERS N SHIT
>>59842415
Mexico
WE WUZ AZTEC EMPERORS N SHIET
>>59842442
*kangz, wizards and founders of russia and sheeeit
>Rurik was a Finnic Kven, i.e. he was "Finnish", in similar way an average Savonian, Tavastian or a member of some other Finnish tribe is Finnish. Rurik was the founder of the early stage of what gradually became Russia, and his descendants ruled what today is known as "Russia" well beyond the Middle Ages.
>The results of the Rurikid DNA study referred to below are not surprising, considering that other DNA studies and other evidence point to Finnic people having inhabited the modern area of Sweden for thousands of years, including the modern-day area of Southern Sweden:
>• "The hunter-gatherers show the greatest similarity to the modern-day Finns", says Pontus Skoglund, an evolutionary geneticist at Uppsala University in Sweden, about ancient skeletal remains excavated in Gotland: http://gotland.3000.BC.kvenland.org
>This DNA study is consistent with Roslagen in the northeastern corner of Uppland, a suggested birthplace of Rurik, having represented the southern border region of the land inhabited by Finno-Ugric people at the time of Rurik's birth.
>The DNA study also supports the view that Rurik descended from the Finnish-Kven royal ancestry introduced in many medieval accounts, similarly to many other members of the Scandinavian-Fennoscandian royal Yngling Dynasty, a.k.a. the Fairhair Dynasty.
WE WUZ A NATIVE OF ERIN'S ISLAND AN SHIET
we wuz brits and french n sheit
We come from steppes and shiiettt
WE WUZ IMPERIALZ 'N SHIET
>>59843766
You Lithuanians don't really know this word, am I right ?
>>59842415
we wuz kangz
We wuz colonized and shiet
>>59843695
But do you actually think your people wuz pharaohz n shiet?
dennmark wuz kang of england at one point
>>59843919
>wuz
are*
>>59843948
Everyone has been, Danes, French, Dutch, Germans.
We wuz conquistadores n shiet
We wuz roman empirez
>>59843894
Battle of Žalgiris baby. look it up. and that's pretty much it of our achievements
>>59842556
Didn't Argentina get most of them killed in war by drafting them as front line troops?
we wuz moorkillerz n shiet
>>59843993
Americans
>>59843884
delet
>>59844069
Based. Perfidious Argentina.
>>59844070
Moorish killerz*
WE WUZ EMPIRE N SHIET
>>59843948
Reminder that the second in line to the Danish throne is half Tasmanian
>>59842415
WE WUZ commonwealth an shiet
>>59844157
Half retarded*
>>59844157
JUST
>>59843948
>england
Norway wuz in Ireland, cuz da viminz there wuz muh prettier than englander slagz
>>59842415
Brazil
We wuz fighting corruption and shit
>>59844157
should be perfect for them
>Indonesia
>We wuz spice kangs
>>59844255
nettopp
>>59844271
Successful Chink traderz*
>>59843934
Yes.
>>59843775
According to the genuis Al Sharpton, they was Kingz when you were a bunch of Greek homos livin' in caves and sheeeeet.
WE WUZ DRUIDS AND SHIEETT
>>59843919
We wuz Filipinos n sheeit oh wait they actually were.
>>59844255
>, cuz da viminz there wuz muh prettier than englander slagz
our women aren't great, but I can tell you've never been to ireland.
>>59844233
BANTZ
>>59844041
Nice victory, but that's not that impressive
>>59842415
SLAVES AN SHIT
>>59844370
Scot-Irish women are the perfect mix of feminine and aggressive desu
I personally wuz an armored peasant
>>59844370
that's right anon, I have never been to Ireland. But I like to think that my ancestors made dem right decisions. History tells that they liked qt grills
ireland
we wuz scots n shieet
We wuz canadiens
>>59844322
> Unsuccessful, your nigger trade were more lucrative
>>59844401
Sorry for bursting your bubble,tyrone.
We used to be brave indigenous warriors n shieeeet
we wuz economic hegemony n charlememe n shit
>>59843934
No, ancient Egyptians were blond-haired blue-eyed pink-skinned Scandinavians that happened to live in Egypt.
What do you think? Of course his people WERE pharaohs n' shit, just with more arabization from the Islamic conquest.
>>59844818
>ancient Egyptians were blond-haired blue-eyed pink-skinned Scandinavians that happened to live in Egypt
that's what ive been saying for years
>>59844266
So no you just gave up right?
Also, I expected you to go
WE WUZ DOM PEDRO II N SHEIT
>>59844549
>Japan
>armour
>>59844618
>converting to Islam within a generation
>successful
>>59844818
Lmao
>>59844671
>literal unironic WE WUZ
we wuz hapsburgs
>>59844818
>implying modern Egyptians have anything to do with the ancient pharaoz past geographic location
Yes Americans WUZ CHEROKEES N SHIET
WE
WUZ
PILGRUMZ
*drops fire anchor at plymouth rock*
>>59845043
>>59843934
Jamal pls
>>59845153
>>59845043
>American we wuz kwaangz are THIS rectum ragnaroked
Whatever helps you sleep at night shaka ahmose.
>>59844818
>No, ancient Egyptians were blond-haired blue-eyed pink-skinned Scandinavians that happened to live in Egypt.
Some were.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=UlQVEQZAcv0#t=8
>>59844583
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
We wuz Muslim empire n shiet
>>59845327
kek why is iceland green
>>59845327
NICE, when will this happen again, Abdul?
>>59845319
WE
>The discovery of what archaeologists claim to be “thousands” of blond and red-haired mummies in an Egyptian graveyard only provides an insight into the racial makeup of Egypt during Roman and Macedonian rule, and not that of ancient Egypt.
WE WUZ MUSLIMS WITH NUCLEAR POWER N SHIET
>>59845415
Soon
We wuz Khan's and shieet
>>59845417
>during Roman and Macedonian rule
That mummy was from the 14th century BC, over a millennia before Macedonian rule.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuya
Because refugees
>>59845415
khilafah will happen soon
>>59842415
We wuz franks and sheeeeeit
>>59845700
I hope it does, once you are all aligned as a common people under one banner then we can actually engage in some conventional war and kick you back to the sand caves you crawled out of
>>59845293
The memes are real
>>59845413
It's a meme because the ottomans raided it once or something
>>59842415
Russia
We wuz tzars
>>59845788
ahmed I bin ahmed edward pls
>>59843260
Nice post Gedeminas
>all countries it touched are objectively shit
>>59845788
Don't worry Sadiq Khan will help us out with internal warfare
>>59845788
t. Nigel Powell, scared Englishman.
>>59844335
fugg
>>59845327
That's supposed to be the Ottoman Empire, not Islamic empire.
We wuz mercenaries n shiiet
>>59845965
>>59845961
england will always prevail
we're just having a minor lapse of judgement but things are already turning around
ask your ancestors
>>59846002
shut up roach i'm talking about the golden age
>>59846090
>golden age
>balkan
Stupid sand nigger
we wuz money n shit
>>59845292
? I'm bantering an Arab
>>59845293
>modern Egyptians think they are the same people as the ancient pharaohs.
Oh I am laffin
>>59846090
siege of Baghdad best day of my life
>>59846002
next you will say there was no mughal empire but only ottoman empire(which fell because tu*ks were pussies and wanted attention from euros that they still crave)
>>59846153
Shut up jew you wuz cake mix ready to be cooked
>>59845864
Serfz*
>>59845788
maybe you can loose young men while taking back some sand and rocks with goats on them
>>59842415
we wuz nothing
>>59846318
I'll accept a loss rate of 20:1 in my favour
>>59846267
WE WUZ MUGHALZ N SHIET
PAJEET WUZ OUR SLAVEZZZ
WE WUZ HUNS AND SHIET
WE WUZ SLAVS AND SHIET
WE WUZ THRACIANS AND SHIET
WE WUZ SUPERPOWER AND SHIET
WE WUZ EMPERORS AND SHIET
WE WUZ KANGZ AND SHIET
>>59846368
Ancient Mexico can be said to have produced five major civilizations: the Olmec, Maya, Teotihuacan, Toltec, and Aztec
>>59846088
WE WUZ EMPIRE AND SHIEET WE DINDU NUFFIN WE WUZ GOOD BOYS JUST BRINGIN CIVILIZATION TO THE POOR SAVAGES
>>59846442
>Maya
>Mexico
WE
>>59846442
TOPKEK CIVILIZATION
>>59846490
Is that Taiwan you're talking about?
>>59846490
this is objectively true
>>59846245
>>59846545
>implying selling opium to Chinese and killing 20 million of them while taking their land was "civilizing" the oriental
>>59846238
>American ''''''''''''''banter'''''''''''
we wuz imperium n shiet
>>59846589
in all seriousness though western sources list civilian casualties from 200000 to 1 million yet arab sources rate it as 2 million +
any explanation why?
>>59846626
how did turks attack and conquer arabs but used arabic alphabet and religion?
>>59846498
There are millions of Mayans in Mexico and thousands who mainly speak Mayan.
>>59846604
we were teaching them how to perform a hostile takeover of a niche market by inventing the niche yourself and forming a monopoly
if you throw morals out the window (which you can when dealing with oriental savages) it was a perfectly sound move
>>59846545
t. Richard Collins, resident 4Chan historian and anime enthusiast
>>59846663
Well i just looked it up and it said "250,000–2,100,000+ including civilians" so it could be including both sources.
I'm not big into history so idk
>>59846823
still too little
>>59846607
Egyptian """""airlines""""
>>59846911
>>59846869
What is your country even?
>>59846726
>Maya civilization
>having to do with modern Mexico
Half of it was in Belize and El Shithole.
>>59846734
Ahh okay. 20th anniversary of HK getting handed over is coming up.
>>59845635
WE WERE KINGS
>>59846823
siege of baghdad (1258) is described as the greatest loss of knowledge in human history, greater than alexandria.
apparently the river ran black with ink and red with the blood of scientists and philsophers
It would be as if the athens of pericles and aristotle was wiped off the map
The mongols even blocked the irrigation systems that had stood for thousands of years and still to this day the land has not regained the fertility it once had
>>59846977
>Half of it was in Belize and El Shithole.
Most of it was in Mexico and Yucatan is full of Mayans.
>>59846977
>Ahh okay. 20th anniversary of HK getting handed over is coming up.
nothing we could have done in that situation
couldnt exactly go to land war with china could we? 100 years earlier sure, but times change
>>59847039
Brutal
All downhill for Iraq since then.
>>59842777
b-b-but you're myanmar
>>59847064
And it still has almost nothing to do with Mexico.
Same for the Olmecs.
WE WUZ MAYAZ N SHIET
>>59847039
>>59847090
I agree. America is slowly realizing that in the South China Sea.
>>59847146
I know, but everybody's mistaking me for Taiwan, so might as well play along.
WE ARE BUNDAS N SHIET
>>59847165
I was just quoting Wikipedia with my original post
I didnt read further into it
but do any of the south american nations have any true cultural connection to those ancestors?
their culture was comprehensively exterminated
>>59847146
Burma*
>>59847177
Mongols = Best Islam removers
>>59847165
>And it still has almost nothing to do with Mexico.
I'm from there, nigger. I know what I'm talking about.
all banter aside i'm enjoying this thread
yous are good lads
WE WUZ GLOBAL EMPIRE N SHIET
>>59847322
Not me.
>>59847257
El Shitholedorians claim they WUZ MAYAZ AND OLMECZ N SHIET
And they arguably were. They are mostly native.
>>59847239
Burma is traditional Taiwanese clay.
>>59847239
WHY ISNT YOUR FLAG THE RED GREEN AND YELLOW WITH STAR INSTEAD?
>>59842415
BOSTON
WE WUZ MINUTEMEN AN SHIIIIIIT
>>59847270
Imagine how different the middle east would've been if it hadn't happened though.
>>59847298
That doesn't make what shitteeth said correct.
It's not a Mexican civilization.
>>59847352
WE WUZ HOUSE BURNERZ N SHIET
We wuz Cossacks that sucessfully removed kebab. Our territory was under kebab's power long time ago, but now muslims here about 0,6 percent of population, most people don't know exactly what is Islam exactly.
>>59847393
yes, the world probably would have been a better place.
that part of the world was probably more progressive than anywhere else of the time.
>>59847393
Probably civilized.
Tunisian islam = decent
Gulf Islam (Salafism) or Shi'ism is worthy of extermination.
>>59847409
>It's not a Mexican civilization.
It's shared between three countries, the prominent one being Mexico. It definitely fits in the thread, especially when there's a state in Mexico where 40% of the people speak the language.
>Salem
>WE WUZ WITCHES AMD SHIET
>>59847427
>successfuly
WE WUZ CRIMEAN TARTARZ N SHIET
>>59847484
>three
Or four I think.
>>59847039
Siege of baghdad worst day of my life,saddest thing is it was completely justified because Khwarezmian shits provoked an unnecessary war with genghis when all he wanted was to set trade.
>>59847484
Then it's also a Belizean or Salvadorian civilization.
It's not a Mexican civilization if it's not also those.
WE WUZ IROQUOIS N SHIET
>>59846911
>>59847641
>Then it's also a Belizean or Salvadorian civilization.
Yeah, but those countries are irrelevant and the Brit was talking about Mexico anyways. It barely touches El Salvador. I'd say it's more Guatemala and Belize than El Salvador.
>>59845966
I was a little off on the qoute but I was kidding that he said it.
" On Feb. 13th 1994, Sharpton stood before a crowd at Kean College in New Jersey, and told the student audience: "White folks was in the caves while we was building empires," he said. "We built pyramids before Donald Trump even knew what architecture was…We taught philosophy and astrology [sic] and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it…Do some cracker come and tell you, 'Well my mother and father blood go back to the Mayflower,' you better hold your pocket. That ain't nothing to be proud of, that means their forefathers was crooks."[91]
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Sharpton
>>59847539
unrelated but interesting little snippet
in the late 1800s there was a village discovered by german scientists in crimea that was found to be speaking a language directly descended from what the ancient persians were speaking over 2000 years earlier when they conquered the land
>>59847527
Have you ever encounter some spoopy shit?
>>59847427
>Cossack: Vagabond, nomad in Turkic loaned to Russian
>Cossacks removed Kebab
>>59847758
The only spooky thing about Salem's history is how easy it is to fool the retarded populace into lynching a bunch of people who didn't do anything wrong.
>>59847705
>>59847705
sharptons just a low tier mouthy racist.
I can't believe he gets any respect or attention
>>59847699
Aight. I acquiesce if it's all three's civilization.
>>59847758
Yea, Politicians.
>>59847705
He's got a point.
>>59847879
nice word choice
>>59847872
Absolutely and MSNBC gave him a show. I'm not sure why anyone ever took his opinions seriously after that retarded statement.
>>59847705
Fucking shit, are Blacks in your cunt really that delusional? I mean I've heard about the whole Yakub creating white men as a slave race that ended up going rogue too.
>>59847779
but they really did that
>>59847943
Nice mayor choice.
sweden
we wuz russians and goths
>>59847847
stuff like that genuinely scares me dude, the fact that the people who did the lynching were just ordinary people makes it take much worse.
WE WUZ:
>celtic brythonic druids
>ROMANS NOW
>saxons, angles and jutes
>north sea empire
>vikangz
>french
>norman
>empire
what did i miss
>>59847779
using your logic we're germans because the word ''vlach'' is a germanic word
>>59848020
not a londoner
but yeah sad whats happened to our great and historic city
now its full of twats like this
same for birmingham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_7kQuMwGPA
>>59848037
Americans?
>>59847966
Not all but a disturbingly high percentage treat this shit as historic fact.
>>59848080
but romanians aren't vlachs you dumb fuck
WE WUZ PEDRO II N SHIT
or
WE WUZ NOBLE SAVAGE N SHIT
>>59842415
Belgium (Flanders)
We wuz bravest of all Gauls, Franks(not French), crusaders, original sea-jews and sheet
>>59848184
yes they are
>>59848191
We wuz belo e moral.
I feel we should recognise that there were black pharoes during the nubian dynasty but this dynasty (from the kingdom of kush) lasted only 104 years out of the ~3000 years which there were Pharaohs in eygpt
>>59842415
>>59844222
WE WUZ SARMATIANS AND WENDS
we wuz empire n sheit
>>59846911
One way flights to the ground at no extra fee.
>>59848551
>we wuz a leaf
>>59848335
WE WUZ TABLECLOTH N SHIET
>>59848587
>we wuz cheeseburger
>>59848756
Is"
>>59848022
>says Burma where this happens to this day with muslims
>>59848087
I feel for you.
Thankfully there's a growing anti-shitty immigrant movement in Britain.
At least conservatives try to keep shitty immigrants to a minimum, but then again they are pro-business/globalization fuckers.
I donated to the Brexit movement.
>>59848176
>modern Egyptians
>ancient pharaohs
WE
>>59848292
They weren't you sub-saharan Bantu. They were neolithic people.
>>59848901
But wouldn't Brexit lead to increased immigration from former colonies, resulting in even more Pakis?
>>59842415
Colombia
We hads golden cities
>>59848565
Malaysian Airlines
"One way trips to somewhere!"
>>59848982
Why would it?
In the EU the UK has to take in refugees or gets criticized by all the other nations.
>>59842781
That guy is that czech meme-politician, right?
>Who also is a german nobleman.
>>59843161
I thought thats what the romanians were.
>>59846498
>>59847165
>>59847257
>>59847357
You are fucking idiotic, not only over 70% of the Mayan territory was in Mexico, after the classic Mayan collapse of the highlands all that remained of the Mayan territory was in Mexico and some parts of Guatemala and Belize, where conquistadors encountered them and where they still live.
More over so Central America was under Mexico City administration during the colony and formally part of Mexico during the early years..
And even more so, it took the Spaniards almost 200 years to subjugate the Mayan kingdoms, all of them in Mexican territory.
There hasn't been Mayans in Salvador for 1500 years, after they dissapeared and when the Spaniards arrived there was a civilization called Pipil, related to the Aztecs..
So fuck you WE WUZ MAYANS.
>>59849721
Where the Mayans or Aztecas the GOAT Mexican civ?
>>59848967
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty-fifth_Dynasty_of_Egypt
>from modern day southern and northern sudan
vaticangz
>>59849812
Aztecs were barbarians and nomad invaders, they're like the mongols in the sense that they just settled and learned everything from agriculture to architecture from the civilizations that were before them. Mayans have certainly proved they were the most advanced, at least thanks to the resistance they mounted many of their writings and treaties still exist to prove so. Olmecs are suspected to have been almost as civilized as the Mayans but they disappeared a millennium earlier than the Mayans appeared, more or less all of Mesoamerica had similar levels of civilization, Mixtecs, Totonacs, Zapotecs, Tarascans with metal weapons that were never conquered by the Aztecs, Toltecs that are a bit of a mystery and probaly funded the largest city the wetern hemisphere knew till modern times.
Aztecs and Mayans just get the most fame cause they are the ones the Spaniards fought, however little or long, all the others have been destroyed by smallpox when they arrived.
>>59850140
North Sudanese look more Caucasian than they look Black. The coal dark nigs of the south were just slaves.
WE WUZ TUPI N' SHIET
>>59851202
Why is there a White cannibal in the middle of them?
>>59851342
That's the European dude who supposedly saw the thing and wrote about it.
>>59851393
Did they force him to remove his clothes? Lmao.
>>59851553
No, he did that on his own. White bois are weird.
WE WUZ BRITISH N' SHEIT
>>59848824
happens TO Muslims you mean.
>>59844157
im okay with it
>>59844157
So what? Swedish Queen and all her descendants are already Brazilians.
>>59844991
Yes, WE WUZ also monarchy and shit, but then this fucker had to throw a coup
>>59844157
And unlike most Tasmanians, she is actually a human being.
>>59852271
Weren't they friends or some shit? It went fairly peaceful from what I've read.
At first we were vikings and then we became a great power during the 17th and 18th century.
>>59843161
WE WUZ STEPPE WOLVES N SHEEEIT
>>59852322
It went peacefully because even though the KANG WUZ based as fuck, he grew tired and old of ruling Brazil. He had all the means to stop the coup, but he became a cuck due to old age.
>>59845801
>well educated
>welfare recipient
lmao what? but in modern times that will make more and more sense unfortunately.
>>59842415
Dacians.
Then the romans came and cucked us so hard we still go with it.
Why aren't we called Dacia again?
brazil
we wuz donkey kong 'n shit
WE WUZ STEPPE NOMADS
WE WUZ THIRD ROMANS N SHIEET
>>59852494
>At first we were vikings and then we became a great power during the 17th and 18th century.
You're faggots now so it doesn't matter.
WE WUZ VOLUNTEERS WHO SAVED TEXAS N SHEEIIT WHILE DEM COWBOY HOMOS WERE FUGGIN IN DEYS RANCHES, NIGGA
we wuz iroquois n shit
Southern Italy:
WE WUZ GREEKS N' ROMANS
You just can't beat this
