that guy who tried to kill Björk edition
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=762_1394284899
Tsar.
First for new Zealands Army.
>>59828646
Is this you leaking your plot to kill him again?
>>59828635
börk?
>>59828674
>again
>>59828635
Should have just gone with classic anthrax desu.
Are there fellow /biz/ people here? Where can i sell cocaine?
>>59828701
I liked his initial aids needle bomb idea
theres a big get coming and I'll miss it
>>59828776
lel you couldn't even get three digits, that's pretty pathetic
>>59828635
w-why? all of it, why?
>>59828806
I tried though
>>59828814
and got so far
but in the end it doesn't even matter
>>59828635
didn't even get a splatter on him "best of me" painting
haha what a loser
>Why yes, I am lithuanian.
sup dumbfucks i'm back, has the thread stopped being shit yet?
did he die
>>59828907
>Hello I from Latvia)))))))))))
>>59828917
ur mum stopped shitting when i backed my benis up her shitter lamo
>>59828917
>the thread is shit whenever you're around
hmm
>>59828939
>hello, yes i come from the land kiwis. Why you ask?
>>59828957
lmoa
>CATOOHYA
What did he mean by this
Tactical quality injection.
gay
Thoughts?
>>59829046
haha homo x__D
>>59829046
Nobody's perfect
aesthetics thy name is zyzz
im back cunts
>>59829055
>>59829067
thanks
>>59829087
thanks
>>59829080
>dude zyzz lmao xD
>>59829087
>>59829094
I have the best manners ITT
>>59829145
thanks
>>59829145
cock gobbler
>>59828968
let me go back and carefully examine
>HOLD DURR DOR MR HORDOR HURRDURR
>desperate contentless attempts to bump thread
>/brit/ memes
my god you're right and it's shit when i'm not here too lmao
>>59829155
nice dubs
>>59829170
nice rude
>>59828917
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>>59829176
get a room gaybos
>>59829028
CUTE
THIS GIRL IS CUTE
THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS IMAGE LITHUANIA
>>59829176
This thread, indeed this entire site is entirely within your own head. When you see a shitpost it's your subconscious making you believe there's a shitpost. When you see le dank hodor memes, it's your subconscious. When you see porn, gore, childporn -- you guessed it, your subconscious
>>59829205
thanks
>>59829225
please use your favourite search engine to locate your nearest optometrist
>>59829252
Oh wow, I've never met a homosexual before. It's an honour to finally meet you.
>>59829286
Is New Zealand really that backwards that an online homo is the first one you've ever met? Maybe you should go ahead and check your privilege.
Everybody is stupid except me.
>>59829347
agreed 2bh
>>59829347
thanks
>>59829388
heil!
still no gf lads
>>59829397
Ulmanis!
>>59829401
caring always and forever
I have been wasting my life on this site for over 10 years
>>59829474
Haha.
>>59829436
Thank you for your kind and polite post, friend. I appreciate it.
>>59828635
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>>59829505
thanks
>>59829474
White people weren't meant to live on island continents. Come home.
>>59829543
some of these were me
thanks
HODOR HODOR HODOR ... HOLODOR.. HOLODOR... HOLODOMOR
HOLODOMOR
>>59829474
me too
remember when people said chanology would ruin the site and they were completely right?
and anontalk getting btfo, and people running those colored squares as .exes which spammed the site and pissed moot off so he made captchas
>>59829562
Me too
thanks
Take off my clothes, oh bless me father.
>>59829616
>Put on my rope, oh bless me death.
What did he mean by this?
>>59829543
Quite literally all me, my proxies are working great
Asked mummy to get weetbix and she fucking went and got these "whole wheat biscuits" from the UK. They're not even rectangular, they've got rounded edges
Not a happy chappy
>>59829829
buy it yourself fag
>>59829695
Nice, me.
>>59828811
so they could join each other in heaven, he's still waiting for her, there's nothing she can do to prevent it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO2QL_x1wI0
>>59829546
No.
>>59829572
Csptcha is still better than when he made us view whole page ads after posting
>>59829829
I asked ur mummy to take my neetdick and she did
>>59828670
>implying new zealand has an army
ded thred
>tfw my back hurts so much after gym that I can barely move
>>59830889
>taking a one way trip to snap coty
lmoa
>>59830889
probably cancer.
>>59830806
ded anime
>>59830937
did he finally kill himself and his dog
i've got this one science teacher right now who's a real sweet guy my girlfriend had him last year on his first year of teaching and he's her favorite too i'm pretty sure, he's just a real cutie he's like 25 and a really funny guy and nice
>>59830937
>t. !anime/k22Y
>>59830954
apparently
some think he still lurks
id say ge actually did it. talked about it a lot
whatever happened to that chess guy living in uk? i never relally like him
>>59830990
hopefully he did kill himself
that's what you get for watching anime
>>59830990
Are you him?
>he is unironically racist
>when he is a fucking baltic subhuman
>>59830981
You should do a threesome.
good afternoon bantz
>>59830981
I bet he stirred your gfs guts
>>59831016
no i dont watch anime
i bet its you but with a proxy
>>59831056
excuse me but it is quite late
>>59831029
so i can do it?
fucking nigger subhuman IQ monkeys, even gorillas have proven to have higher than a nigger. probably because they all literally have alcohol fetal syndrome because the "women" want more assistance money and it's the quickest way to get a retarded child lmao
want to know how to not be a slave? don't start the practice yourself monkey. fuck what is even wrong with niggers
>>59831111
Oh my numbers, 7pm lad
>>59831111
Nice
>>59831111
Nice digits friend.
You are a bit forward in time though, aren't you?
>>59831113
lol wut
>>59831123
Actually it is 9pm
>>59831111
I think those quads seal the deal, the official timezone of /balt + ausnz/ is AEST. Correct your clocks lads
>>59831146
thanks
>>59831153
quit living in the past
>>59831166
Actually it's 14:00.
>>59831166
>lol wut
i said racist words at you, why aren't you calling me names yet
>>59831166
>Lives in inferior timezone to Perth
Doubles as well, fucking count your blessings son.
>>59831206
If you don't look at the past, you will repeat the past mistakes, pal.
>>59831217
Because I'm not a nigger.
It's alright for white people to be racist, just not subhuman nigger tier balts.
>>59831254
man did i bark up the wrong tree
>>59831254
excuse you, but ur black.
>>59831345
please don't be rude
rude posters please leave immediately
>>59831442
thanks
>>59831442
>everyone leaves
lmao
>>59831633
Im here :^)
>>59831729
hey bb how u doin
>>59831628
yw
>>59831633
only the nice people are here now
>>59831776
good ty, wbu?
I'm not gay but I would touch a cute boy's dick.
>>59831857
That's pretty gay mate
>>59831776
Good, honey, whats up down under?
>>59831857
haha homostonia x_ddd
>>59831857
That's pretty gay bro, should be ashamed. Only bi and lesbian girls are accepted in society btw
>>59831857
bad news senpai
>>59831806
pretty aight thinking of making tea
>>59831906
>>59831857
fagget KEK
>>59832019
y senpai
good games?
I was just jerking off, just as I was about to finish my left leg got the worst muscle cramp I've ever gotten.
So there I was, holding on to my leg, moaning in pain, while my hard, precum covered dick was flopping around and slapping me.
Anyone got any tips on how to get rid of muscle cramps?
>>59832400
Probably happens from when you curl your toes in pleasure, if your little toe goes to far relative to the rest of your foot it fucks your whole leg up. Just give a conscious thought every now and again to your feet/legs, make sure they're not in a fucked position; relax in general.
>>59832400
Vitamin deficiency.
>>59832400
You need more potassium so you should eat more bannana
[blog] The ruler of the new Baltic Empire in CK2 is getting pretty old lads, I'm not looking forward to the shitshow that's going to go down when he dies. Right now my holdings in Finland are a rebellion hotspot and I'm not sure if my (literal) faggot son is going to be able to squash them [/blog]
>>59832400
calves? you need magnesium supps lmao
i think it was magnesium anyway. eat bananas or something
or dehydration does that
>>59832474
fug potassium is fine too that's what banana's will give you
just to prove i'm not retarded though
http://www.mgbright.com/pages/natural-magnesium-remedy-for-calf-muscle-cramps
http://www.nps.org.au/publications/health-professional/health-news-evidence/2014/magnesium-leg-cramps
>>59832492
Finland is so shit anyway. Bigass duchies with nothing of value.
>>59832622
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>>59832451
Just finished, will definitely look in to all of this, thanks Iads.
anime
>>59832794
thanks
>>59832400
Stretch that nigga out. It'll make it go away quicker when it happens, and stretching will make it happen less or never.
>>59832794
Anime is nice.
>>59832272
No reason at all, accidentaly pressed on your post. No hard feelings against you, pal.
Anime?
>>59832794
this is the only picture i have lmao
also i've noticed belarus is directly neighboring latvia and lithuania, what sort of place is it and why don't they post here?
>>59832859
ur welcum
>>59832886
why is the image upside down
anime posters please leave immediately
shit lads, saw a slightly chubby cat grill in public transport today, white wig, cat ears, dressed fully in black, zettai ryouiki, whole nine yards
please subscribe to my personnel blog :)
>>59833051
thread ded
>>59833086
>zettai ryouiki
what did he mean by this
>>59833117
it's this uniquely japanese phenomenon you wouldn't understand
>>59833051
no
>>59833117
basically the part of leg that's not covered when you are wearing thighhigh socks
>>59833051
make me
>>59833086
cat slut
>manga slang
well thanks i might remember that instead of something important weebs. yeah ty for that
>>59833465
I doubt you have something important to remember.
>>59833086
Kill her
>>59833745
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>>59833782
haha me irl on weekends
kill me
What do you guys do for entertainment (minus 4chan)? Getting a bit sick of trying to find something decent to watch and have lost interest in nearly every single video game
>>59833797
>>59833782
>>59833806
>losers who make fun of weebs
Kys please.
>>59833812
Ive taken a liking to rome II recently, good game
>>59833851
>normies who make fun of losers
ftfy
>>59833812
Drink.
>>59833851
UGU~ WHY ARE U MEAN TO ME SENPAI KYA~
real image btw
>>59833873
Can't be fucked turning on my loud pc so all I have is my Macbook to play games on - anything that won't throttle my fans that is
>>59833889
One off trips
And I don't really wan't to replace an internet dependence with an alcohol dependence tbqh
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
>>59833812
Video games (fallout, europa universalsis, mafia(extreme nostalgia with this one)), certain hobbies like conlanging
>>59834084
Then you could take up writing short stories, maybe get a cheap motorbike, go fishing idk man there are countless things to do.
it's pretty hot outside haha
>>59834212
Had to google conlanging, sounds fucked (from someone who doesn't even know a second language)
>>59834280
Bought a new skateboard so I might get back into that, shame it's winter soon, hopefully it doesn't rain too much
>Lithuania has never won the Eurovision
>>59833812
read manga and read books in nip
read random stuff i buy in english
make a dozen trips to coffee places a day
watch documentaries on youtube
binge exercise once in a while but never get anywhere because not doing it constantly
>>59834212
>Conlanging is the creation of constructed languages or conlangs, such as Esperanto, Lojban, or Klingon. A conlanger is someone who creates or constructs languages or conlangs.
what languages have you made
>>59834303
haha lucky its cold and wet here
>>59833812
I have been playing dota for 8 years and only play some other singleplayer games for 2weeks max
>>59834366
It's completely a casual hobby, I've only created 1 that can be used effectively.
Anyone here have any experience taking notes on a Wacom tablet or similar? I write my notes with good old pen and paper still but feel like with a pressure sensitive pad I could make really nicely set out PDF's and keep them all in one place. Grass is greener or legit?
>>59834515
i'm not criticizing or anything but i've always wondered why people involved in fictional languages never picked real ones that people will use?
>>59834529
Pointless and a waste of money unless you're an artist
>>59834364
Not a fan on manga, don't read as much as I should - need to find a good set of books or something, got a coffee machine, documentaries are okay if you find interesting subjects and I do the same binge exercise thing ahahah; some good suggestions though cheers
>>59834508
Yeah I can barely play single player games, only thing I like are tycoon style games and GTAV single player; everything else I've ever loved was multiplayer
>>59834588
What do you mean?
Conlanging is an art, just like any other. Most people make them just for fun.
They are used in literature aswell, e.g Tolkien was a conlanger, and some say he created his stories for his languages, not the other way around.
>>59834628
>Not a fan on manga
i literally think translation loses a lot of the charm of it, things i personally translated i always felt like i'd effectively ruined it even though the general meaning gets across
???
>>59834718
Not really purely manga, just have never read comics or even many books for that matter; digital age made me lazy and has probably killed my imagination in the process
I'm trying to learn Russian for a number of reasons and am keen to be able to read to a decent level because apparently there's some good books that never got translated
>>59834663
yeah that's true but tolkien based a lot of his conlanguages on actual ones. orcs were turkish and i think elves were old english.
i'm just saying that actual languages are more interesting but w/e it's a hobby
>>59834828
usually for all languages there's a massive torrent file with textbooks for it you should try to find one if you can it would help a fair bit
was going to link the russian one i was aware of but it only has 1 seed kek
I'm going to call it in early tonight.
Night cunts.
>>59834970
Ginnoight
>>59834945
I downloaded one of tpb awhile ago, was like 7GB, most of it was really shit and unorganised though. Was thinking of investing in a decent, physical beginner textbook but I need to do a bit of googling to find a good one
Good snack suggestions? And good meal suggestions? Sick of eating fucking oven food and packets of steamed veges + never have any good snacks lying around
Wish /ck/ was actually decent
tfw nerded thread to death
no regrets
>tfw have that small job to do since Sunday
>it would literally take no more than 3 hours to complete
>I know I need the money
>I need to have it done in 5 hours, tops
fml
>>59834494
What is considered cold in New Zealand?
>>59835188
Don't do it. Shitpost with us instead.
>>59834829
Many conlangs ARE based upon actual ones. (in grammar or in vocabulary)
E.g Esperanto has romance vocabulary for the most part.
would you help a foreigner who lost his way to GeRMONEY ? please there are aryan children waiting for my cock there
>>59835302
That's precisely what I was going to do.
>>59835188
GO FAGET
>>59835106
carbonara and italian stuff in general is pretty easy. otherwise store bought curry but yeah
>>59835026
Have you checked the sticky?
>Yung Lean was born in Belarus
>>59835525
Fuck sake, remember using it to figure out what language I wanted to learn, never went back after that; looking now ty
>>59835530
so belarus is directly neighboring latvia and lithuania, why don't they post here lol
>>59835586
BelaRUS
Theyre russians, not balts.
>>59835530
His mom is some kind of a Soviet Union/Russian expert or something like that
>>59835530
>he's coming to Riga this September
>>59835654
s-sorry figured there'd be some sort of common ground of some sort
>>59835678
Vilnius too in September.
>>59835710
Lithuania has common history with them
What did you/are you going to eat for lunch today?
>>59835654
BELArus
They are Baltic Russians.
>>59835780
Aukstā zupa
>>59835654
So are you though
>>59835808
Ewwww
>>59835780
Pasta with frozen vegetables.
Important question: Can other ausfags make threads on any boards at all?
>>59835814
Šaltibarščiai*.
>This soup probably originated in the Grand Duchy of Lithuania
>>59835846
Youve hurt my feeling by being rude, apologise.
>>59835911
Sorry.
Thanks
>>59835712
>5nizza is coming to Riga
>Vilnius show is cancelled because the promoters fucked up
heh
>>59835911
>Authentic Latvian reporting in, only the purest non-Russian genes here officer.
>>59836016
Literally me IRL
>>59835992
I literally have no idea who 5nizza is.
>>59836016
--> >>59835911
>>59835957
thanks
last time russian teens tried to hang out on a hill in our capital we tied them to crosses and threw them into a river
>>59836092
Lithuanian intellectuals.
>>59836137
did he died
>>59836152
>5'nizza (pronounced [pjat nJtsa], meaning “Friday” in Russian and Ukrainian was an acoustic group formed in 2000 in Kharkiv, Ukraine
>Scatvians being excited about some Russians
what a surprise
>>59836185
Theres some good Russian songs 2bh
>>59836185
>not liking Russian music
>>59836152
>he likes russian """""music"""""
>>59836172
maybe
>>59836265
t. Russian lost in Latvia
>not liking Russian music
Kys
https://youtube.com/watch?v=t3Xz-s0xT50
>>59836323
t. Martian
nighty night slav buds
>>59836342
>liking russian """"""music""""""
>>59836396
Have a bad night >:^(
Some Latvians like Russian music more than Russians themselves.
t. knower of things
>>59836396
Cпoкoйнoй нoчи, дpyг!
>>59836421
>having autism
>>59836458
kys, slav
>>59836475
>being russian
>>59836501
>>59836546
Being russophobic is sooo 1999
>>59836546
>implying I'm Russian
>>59836616
kys, slav
>>59836652
I'm not Russian
>>59836421
good post
>>59836639
>>59836675
>implying youre not
>>59836708
>implying you aren't
Went to the Cockington Green Gardens with a very special woman (my mum) today lads, they had a miniature replica of the Trakai castle built by a guy named Mindaugas lel
>pic related
>>59836765
noice
>>59836765
I was in that place IRL
>>59836765
Very nice, did you liked it yourself?
>>59836820
WE WUZ that place
>>59836765
Nice.
>say I'm not a Russian
>I am
>>59836786
Pole
t. Pole expert
>>59836868
I knew it, you dirty slav.
>>59836823
It looked pretty good. They've updated it since that pic was taken though, there's more real looking trees
>>59836868
Devilish
>>59836765
I gave ur mum a bit of a cockington 2 today if u kno wut i mean
Horrible thread.
