>24 April 2016
>>59824682
>I'll be 23 in a few months.
J
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But it's May
>>59824712
My memory's deteriorating
>>59824682
>promised to myself on the new year that I will stop being NEET and make something of myself
>realize it was already half a year ago and I still haven't done shit
H-haha better luck next year I guess
>>59825157
>tfw it's been half a year since I dropped out of college
>parents still don't know
lol I still got time r-right
>>59824682
A FUCKING CONSTELLATION
>>59825260
Scream that on Vocaroo instead of posting it over 4chan and see what happens.
>>59825290
>australia LITERALLY needs to false flag because they cant handle canadian bants
>got my report card
>thought the absence number was my grade
Guess which was higher.
Yes. The day I turned 35. What about it?
>>59825424
happy birthday anon
>>59825320
>>59825446
>implying it isnt a given
>>59825478
>canadian damage control
>>59825500
australia's been dethroned as the king of banter lad, just accept it
Only seven months until Christmas! GET HYPE!
>>59824682
>It took a month for this thread to upload at Bogan speed
Told myself i'd get fit in 3 months half a year ago
>tfw i'm fatter now
>>59825328
>report card
Literal child underage b&
>>59825751
You only need to be 18 to post.
>>59825714
I did that on purpose, I swear
>>59825714
>>59825209
You need to end that lie ASAP familia. Had a friend who did that and it did not end well. The hole get deeper by the term.
>>59825714
hidden internet explorer meme?
>>59825439
Thank you, my fellow Yankee dandy.
Oh yeah. I hate this.
Because my mother will again be bothering me to enroll in uni.
Successfully been ignoring her for the past 5 years. Gotta keep it up.
>Plans for this year
Move out of parents' house - Check
Get a new job - Check
Move to another city - Check
Get a gf - Pending
Such is life
>2016
>I still keep writing 2015 sometimes
>still calculate years like it was 2010
>25 years old
>tfw finally got a hobby, a real job, a gf, a social life, and a personality
I thought all hope was lost brehs
>i'll be 25 in September
Help me
>>59826850
I think you can help yourself.
>>59826850
Hold on, let me get in touch with my brother Sadiq Kha and see what he can do
>>59826850
Sent :)
>>59826520
>Spider Jerusalem
Come here my filthy assistants! Write the date for me! I've forgotten due to all these downers I've been taking.
Besides, it's what I pay you for.
>turn 27 in end of year
time to start lying
