King Harald - Norway
>proud, standing upright
>clenched fists, ready to fight for his country
>a purposeful expression on his face
>watchful gaze
Queen Sonja - Norway
>practical and elegant cape
>sharp, intelligent eyes
>well dressed
the swede queen
>frivolous and soft posture
>idiotic grin
>carries with her alot of unnecessary shit
The swede cuck king
>submissive demeanor
>hides his crotch as a sign of infertility
>Looks partly senile, doesn't appear to know whats going on
>untidy breast pocket
Why is Norway so much better than Sweden in every aspect /int/?
>>59794728
>King Harald being based
As expected of one of Danish blood.
>>59794728
norway, sweden, denmark are the same thing.
>>59795942
Just like America, Canada and Mexico.
We are not, but whatever. I will agree that our monarchy is better than the Swedish one though.
>>59796032
America, Canada, Australia*
>>59794728
>well dressed
Seede cuxk kong is a descendant of the traitor bernadotte
>>59798627
And you, Tyrone are a descendant from a house nigger.
>>59799136
hit a nerve
>>59799360
Not defending the cuck for a king but this nigger types like a nigger so therefore he is a nigger.
You take that back
>>59799551
I heard the Swedish King has a lisp problem. Is that true?
>>59799920
>lisp
no
dyslexia, yes
the crown prince had a lisp as a kid
>>59800836
so
like
he speaks funny
is that it?
>>59800895
No. he is dyslectic: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyslexia
>>59799825
>>59801756
what's up with the hats?
>>59801827
>>59801878
He's a bit of an eccentric
>>59801756
is he autistic?
>>59802737
>>59802991
>>59803064
>>59802912
No way.
These are photoshops, right?
Why would you do this to the king of your country?
Is this how the public perceives him?
>>59803121
>>59803146
People like the king, but it's well known that he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
>>59803225
I-I'm running out of pictures
>>59803247
What do you mean?
Like, it's pretty clear he is not very well respected, but like...
Is it only about his dyslexia?
>>59794728
>Queen of Norway
>Well dressed
>>59802929
no
>>59803393
He's a bit scatterbrained. But he is actually well liked by the people. Something like 70% of the people want to keep the monarchy.
>>59803669
Sweden has an aspie king. Is that it? wow.
>>59803669
>>59803790
Not the other swede but WTF DONT YOU FUCKING GET HE IS DYSLECTIC NOT AUTISTIC.
Also he wasn't raised to be a king.
>>59803924
Right right, sorry, calm down.
I didn't mean to upset you.
I was just like super curious and wanted to go into details.
>>59803973
Sorry, buy more gripen pls.
>>59804025
Why tho?
Why should we even have a military?
>>59803282
I have plenty more
I like the King.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LWZrctYX5p8
>>59804115
Please share them
I can post Hollande pictures instead
>>59794728
he is a big king
>>59804081
>Being a liberal leftist no military cuck me baby one more time beta cuck
No never mind, please just go. A military is always a good thing to have.
>>59795634
why are denmark and norway separate? this should not be allowed
>>59804200
post that promiscuous italian politian
>>59804234
u just want my monei
>>59804181
I wish this was real.
>>59794728
Why does it always have to be a competition with your Norwegians? Is your inferiority complex really that bad?
>>59804293
Yeah why else would i need your 2nd world ass?
Now pls buy more gripen or we'll sell them to Paraguay instead.
>>59794728
> She claims she can communicate with animals and angels and started her own alternative therapy center named Astarte Education, after one of the oldest goddesses in the Middle East
The Norwegian royals have the dankest memes.
>>59804200
>>59803146
They are (most of them)clearly photoshopped you dumbass
>>59803064
This one is espcially clear
>>59804274
They're just pretending. The Norwegian royal family is actually of Danish descent, their language is Danish with a Swedish tone, and their oil and oceanic territories are rightfully Danish.
>>59804315
Norwegians always try to come off as being important. Not that I should be saying that. However,
A FUCKING CHEESE SLICER
>>59804315
>>59804357
Can you please stop being so mean?
>>59804382
for real?
>>59804464
That's her daughter. Check it on wiki.
>>59804431
>Norwegians always try to come off as being important. Not that I should be saying that. However,
>A FUCKING CHEESE SLICER
What about all the oil they have?
>>59804402
No they are for real. He just loves avantgarde hats for different occations
>>59804528
All the oil lies in former Danish oceanic territory. Before that, they had nothing but mountains. They were literally handed it out of pity.
>>59804382
>started her own alternative therapy center
Royals are allowed to have businesses in Norway?
Ours aren't. Prince Daniel had to leave his gym and his involvements. Sofia was caught when to start a business recently too and had to cease.
>>59804431
>denmark
>important
>>59804617
>this is what flatlanders actually believe
>>59804617
They were like fishermen before, right?
>>59804589
>>59804394
>>59804115
>>59803466
>>59803282
>>59803225
>>59803121
>>59803064
>>59802991
>>59802912
>>59802737
>>59801827
>>59801756
>>59799825
>>59799551
http://www.svtplay.se/video/8147584/kungen-70-ar-ensamt-majestat/kungen-70-ar-ensamt-majestat-avsnitt-1
Hoppa till 39:28
>>59804181
Did he really deny the holocaust?
>>59804677
you want a good advice? Do not listen to the dane..
>>59804394
>>59804431
>their language is Danish with a Swedish tone
Must be why you have to switch to English to communicate with us.
>>59804799
Uhm... O-okay!
>>59804725
i have more. I've had this folder for two years and this is the first time i've used it
>>59804628
Kungen äger flera företag. (http://www.allabolag.se/5566620745/Bensor_AB tex)
>>59804834
>switch to English
No, that's just contemporary Danish
https://youtu.be/hPDDFVmDREs?t=36s
>>59804778
The video is from when he was asked questions about whether he had been at the stripclub or not. It's fun because he never gave a real answer.
if danes invented our language
why do they mispronounce it so much?
>>59804843
It's just that denmark is eternaly butthurt about the oil and they forget that we had the same income per capita as denmark and sweden in 1960 before we found oil.
All the nordics were rich and prosperous in the 60's and 70's. We just got waaay ahead when we struck oil.
>>59804834
That's right Ahmed.
>>59805130
>>59804655
>implying the agreement on the Ekofisk and surrounding oil fields wasn't totally "fair"
>>59804650
>literally a bigger cuck than Finland
How do you say "we wuz vikangz" in nynorsk?
>>59799551
>>59799825
I don't know the fuck what this shit is supposed to be, but I'll always salute another monarch anyway.
>>59805130
>>59805214
Stop fighting, you two.
>>59794728
that cape looks like shit, is that old cunt going fishing?
Wear a fucking crown you useless bitch
>>59804315
>Is your inferiority complex really that bad?
haha yeah
>>59805214
Daily reminder that Denmark's Muslim population is much larger than Norway, Finland and Iceland's combined.
Daily reminder that Denmark was the first Nordic country to introduce Muslim schools in 1978 (Sweden second in 1993), and that they with their 22 schools (2008 figures, likely higher) have 7 more Muslim schools than Sweden (15 in 2014), Norway (0), Finland (0) and Iceland (0) combined.
Daily reminder that Denmark had the first purpose-built mosque in a Nordic country, built in 1967, and in 2014 finished the first Nordic mosque to be categorized as a 'Great mosque'. It's one of the biggest mosques in Europe.
>>59805214
t. Mr. 45 minutes fight
>>59805403
>Muslim schools
W-what
>>59805214
jeppe is mad because his country has stagnated ever since 1814
meanwhile our country has only got better
soon we'll be having a bigger population than yours
talk about who's the bigger cuck
i'd rather be the cucker than the cuckee
>>59805363
This.
Denmark and Norway should be one and the same country again, if you ask me. The language should be Norwegian tho, it's closer to our roots (even tho we've both drifted far)
Question for all of your nordic folks:
Have you ever met a brazillian? What was he like? Do you like brazillians?
>>59805539
In a bar in Spain. She had a great bunda.
>>59805539
lived with one for a semester
never did the dishes
>>59805475
Yeah, they've been around for a while.
http://www.academia.edu/1552546/Muslim_schools_in_the_Nordic_countries
>>59804382
>astarte
Norwegian space marine recruitment center confirmed
>>59805511
Denmark was rich because thh", becausey had Norway to take from, basically. They're still "rice modern economics and shit, but they're not filthy rich like they were when taking all our natural resources like the silver and the wood and coal.
>>59805539
I know a guy from Brazil. He moved here when he was like three or something. He's integrated so much that no one thinks of him as a guy from Brazil.
>>59805539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-if_b18N6s
this guy's parents are brazilians
>>59805511
Bigger with all the refugees swarming to your country while avoiding Denmark like the plague?
Bigger doesn't necessarily mean better. Look at America.
>>59805539
A friend of mine has a Brazilian gf with big bunda. She's really short though.
>>59805669
It's pretty obvious that we took all the wood from Iceland.
>>59805767
From Iceland too, maybe. But you took a fuckton of wood from us (not a big deal we always had a ton)
>>59805767
Yes, still a lot bigger with the 30k new refugees here.
>>59805637
Did you hit that bunda?
>>59805643
Besides that, was he a good person?
>>59805692
Is he white?
>>59805756
very obnoxious.
>>59805767
we're short :3
>tfw sweden's actions inadvertently caused both Norway and Finland to gain independence
I'm going to the supermarket now, kay? i'll be back in 30 minutes or so.
>>59805988
finland? i thought it was the russians who set the finns free.
>>59805933
No. My friend did that.
>>59805917
>30k
That's like 3 times as many as we got. We only some 10.000 actually applied for asylum in 2015. But at least it's not Sweden tier.
>>59805988
We should've crushed you back in 1520 when we had the chance. It could've been glorious.
>>59806104
I know, we got a shitton of refugees, sadly.
Kek, can you believe Sweden got 195k, fucking insane.
>>59805539
My bestfriend's GF is Brazilian and last time she was here, she brought all her douchebag friends with her.
She's cool, but her friends were retarded.
it's funny how the great denmark turned out to be the smallest country of all the nordic ones
even smaller than iceland
must be quite embarrassing
>>59805933
>Is he white?
yes but dark hair. kinda looks italian.
>>59806223
Iceland may be larger in area, but they have like 6% of the population of Denmark's.
>>59806223
We're have way less autists who visit 4chan than Norway and Sweden. Guess that's the population density turning us into normies.
>>59806201
>mfw sending all those jews to Sweden in WW2 finally paid off
>>59805539
Yeah, our queen is huehue.
>>59806063
Yes, but it was our stupidity to challenge Russia during the Napoleonic wars that caused that to happen.
>>59806104
If the power had been more evenly distributed and local autonomy greater then the kalmar union could very well still be alive and well today. Our constant wars and bickering held Scandinavia back from every becoming anything but a backwater region of Europe.
>>59804464
It's the princess, she's a nutcase. I don't mind really, the monarchy have no function anymore so might as well give a little entertainment once in a while.
>>59806484
Yes this. Kalmar would be great if Denmark hadn't been power hungry.
Our kingz is cool doe
too bad lefties want to remove them bc yes
>>59806004
Buy some booze
>>59807804
I don't drink. I'm trying to be healthy.
>>59806212
Sounds like hues I know.
>>59806343
Brazil is white!
>>59806433
wat
>>59806484
stupid swedes!
>>59806536
ayyy
>>59809540
>I don't drink. I'm trying to be healthy.
Drink two days a week and you will be fine
>>59794728
monarchy sucks.
Fuck the elite, democracy is the future.
>>59812007
>Democracy
It's a meme now. People vote for cucks based on how much they pander to their specific group/interests.
>>59805539
3 of my former work colleagues had gf's from Brazil. They seemed like normal people
