If you could merge your country with another, which would it be? (Stay realist)
A fusion between France and Italy would be cool. A lot of tunnels connect them through the alps, a lot of common defense projects, roughly the same geopoliticals interests. And our flags are almost identical.
The ideal would be to take only North and Central Italy, but it would be to unlikely.
Occitania + Padania bruh. Fuck the rest.
Id rather not
>>59786835
NO.
>>59786835
FUCK YOU NIGGER
WE ARE
GER
MA
NICS
FRANKISH EMPIRE NOW
SIEG
>>59787018
>this autism
Only border Ireland
Holland would be nice though
>>59787018
Fucking Finland and Czech Republic are more Germanic than you, idiot.
Merge with Norway, Denmark, Finland, etc. etc.
>>59787240
France takes the North and Greece the South
Debts > muslims
Yugoslavia
>>59787018
This meme must die
Taiwan + Japan. For Japan, I can't imagine any other choice.
Uruguay. They are our rightful clay tbqh
>>59787550
Good luck with WW4
>>59787335
that pic is bullshit
>>59787364
Um, Greece has Muslims as well, genius. The same Analbanians who are fucking up our country in fact.
Azerbaijan for obvious reasons
>>59787641
muslims are about 700k less than 1 percent of the country
Albania is 80% Muslim
>>59787364
if we take the south i must be under our dominion.
So no mention of italy in this union, just a re-establishment of mediterranean order.
>>59787550
Double the stakes with Korea
The British Isles should always be one country
>>59786835
Finland + Estoania since we have similar language and estoania has cheap alcohol
>>59786835
Belarus
>>59786835
It would be a juggernaut of culture, gastronomy and history. From Rome to Napoleon.
I would be impressed.
With Germany and Czechia. Too bad they don't like us tho.
>>59786835
>roughly the same geopoliticals interests
No. We almost always had conficting interests in Northen Africa, and we still have now.
While our government was supporting Ghaddafi, yours wanted to destabilize him, and when war broke out, our leaders tried to stay neutral, while Sarkozy rushed in with the cavalry against him.
Years later, until a few months ago, our leaders were supporting the Tobruk government in Lybia, and is now supporting the UN-imposed one, yours was insted advancing the Egyptian interests in Cyrenaica (where Tobruk is), further destabilizing the Lybian situation
>>59786835
Flanders, Luxembourg, Niedersachsen and NRW.
>>59787979
Alternitavly
>>59787641
>>59787714
Also many of the Albanians living in Italy are catholic, probably the good ones since they were born and raised in Italy and adopted our way of life
>>59788010
>Belgium is The Netherlands in denial
Greater Netherlands when?
>>59788000
You've got a point. Lybia was a personal war directed by Sarkozy (with US/UK support too).
>>59788000
i thought a destabilised lybia benefited italy the most.
>>59787240
>>59787422
you should merge with turkey
>>59786835
I'm ok with that
>>59787018
Yes, my germanic brother. Keep fighting the good fight.
>>59788017
>Albanians and good in the same sentence
Finland+Norway. It would be based to be a fucking Viking country.
Finland :------------DDDDDDD
>>59788114
Flemish were mainly catholics and Dutch were protestant. It was an obstacle to unification at the time but i suppose that the common language is stronger than religious disparities nowadays.
Iberian unity
>>59788313
Didn't help that you intervened when we had smashed the revolt.
>>59786835
Iceland, probably.
>>59788286
No thanks.
>>59788198
No, we had a deal with Ghaddafi: we wouldn't bother him and he would keep migrants at bay.
Eesti but they are better off without us and our retarded bureucracy.
Greece and Turkey
Killing slowly all the Arabs and slavshits around.
With North Korea of couse
I want to be part of Germany again
>>59788616
2 weren't enough?
>>59788438
Your letters say no but your heart says yes.
>>59786835
Ireland...
>>59788515
>>59787771
This. But we din't treat dem boys right
>>59786835
How about we create the fucking united states of europe and became a military superpower?
more euro-tunnels to everyone
>>59788745
This time without traitor faggots who lose against a poor small country?
>>59786835
the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland and bosnia and herzegovina.
>>59788791
You mean without Russia? I'm good with that
>>59787018
You're mostly Latin and Celtic, m8
>>59788804
Fuck off paki
>>59788745
>>59788745
Nice try Junker
France+UK
Let's stop fighting and finally be one.
>>59788745
And how would you manage southern European corruption and French bureaucracy?
>>59788914
UK is more likely to become the 51s state of the USA desu.
>>59786835
You know what? I would dig that. We just need some small city more or less in the middle to be the political capital, so we don't concentrate the power in Paris or Rome
>>59789032
One more reason to prevent it.
Also if that happens please close the tunnel.
>>59786835
of ones that would work France, Mexico, Poland, Canada.(the empire to dominate all space and time) unfortunately are not working well atm.
>>59788914
Vive and Vivat
>>59788463
i was under the impression italy distributed
lybias oil after the fallout.
Not that you didnt already distribute lybian black-market oil, but you would benefit the most from a toppled regime.
>>59786835
Cyprus is obvious answer, but we could also merge with any med country desu, except Albania maybe, the hate is too strong
>>59786835
All of the world under one government.
If not that, at least all of Europe.
>>59788017
Albanians that are catholic left when the t*rks invaded
>>59789105
Nice, isn't it?
Slovenia, of course
It would, merged, be the most beautiful, small patch of land on this Earth. The Croatian puritan academia will reach new heights in cleansing the language of loanwords and replacing them with Slavic neologisms. Glorious
>>59789105
That's a nice idea.
>>59789293
oddly the USA could merge with turkey. Strong fundamentalist religious weirdos with a secular state on paper.
>>59789556
I shall personally assassinate Erdogan and Trump with hammer and nails.
>>59786835
b-blanda up?
Netherlands is going to merge with.. *drumroll*...
..the country below this post.
Neverland isn't real
>>59789669
yes I know number six and please get to work. but really usa turkey are natural match.
Netherlands Israel
>>59789881
So is ur mom but I still annexed her vagooraoo. Daba daba doo.
Canada
>>59789824
Because Sun is a Star too
>America
>Russia
We will rule the world together my slavic friends
Australia
>>59790064
Who would win? Afganistan and Vietnam or the USA and Russia?
Keep in mind the Vietnamese will be armed with pitchforks and sandals.
Belgium might be the most realistic. Close to us culturally, religiously, they were part of us, and pretty much exist because of us, half of it already speak French.
>>59786835
>that industrial strip from ne Italy to sw France
noice
>>59789491
>mfw I live in the capital now
>>59790641
>living in southern France
that must suck
>>59786835
That would be maximum comfy. I wouldn't even mind.
FRUK would also be great, we'd be a decent fuck the world machine.
Franchlussing Wallonia after Belgium's hypothetical collapse would still be most realistic one.
>>59790689
Probably better than Greece though, I'll ask my greek refugees neighbours what they think about it.
>>59790641
r u 60?
>>59790689
>that must suck
You have no idea how much you're wrong anon
>>59790459
It's not realistic at all.
But merging Wallonia with France and Flanders with the Netherlands is.
>>59790504
Glorious. Merging our navies would be easy.
>>59790806
06, pas loin :^)
>>59787936
t. Boleslaw Hitler
>>59790858
I think a merging between the Netherlands and Germany is more likely to happen than a merge with stubborn and obstructive Belgians.
I want us to go back to this.
>>59790939
... that's acrimonie tier bruh
>>59790800
>>59790842
I've visited and I didn't like it at all.
Other than the villages in Province, which were nice, the rest were SHIT.
The cities were full of Algerians wherever you went, and there were mosques everywhere and once it got dark, it was even worse with all the boogas around.
Plus everything was super dirty.
I remember there was a car with a fucking spider web on the right mirror, to give an example.
>>59786835
Norway, we could enjoy the oil monies then.
Estonia could also be fun, but then we would have to go further to search for cheap alcohol
>Stay realist
Haha fuck you I want to merge the whole asia with Finland
>>59791165
>I remember there was a car with a fucking spider web on the right mirror, to give an example.
Rest of the post discarded thanks to that simple sentence
>>59791165
>I remember there was a car with a fucking spider web on the right mirror
I agree some southern places can be somewhat dirty, but is that the best example you could come up with?
my spiderbros can weave that overnight lmao wat u on nigga?
>>59791165
>I remember there was a car with a fucking spider web on the right mirror, to give an example.
S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E
French third world confirmed
>>59791359
>>59791334
Lets face it. France is filled with spiderwebs because nobody ever bothered to dust france.
>>59791165
>I remember there was a car with a fucking spider web on the right mirror, to give an example.
Topkek.
>>59789491
Either that or Aosta. A meeting point between the two countries that could be the symbol of our union. Rome, Paris and other cities would still keep their relevance though.
>>59791423
>nobody ever bothered to dust france
Well somebody tried once but no one let him.
This is the future we chose. We have spider webs everywhere now...
>>59791423
I never kill spiders because the eat the damn mosquitoes
In fact I even have a rather huge spiderweb on a corner of my roof right now, sure it doesn't look good but there are already several of these fuckers traped
>>59791165
>I remember there was a car with a fucking spider web on the right mirror, to give an example.
>>59791487
We should double team Monaco into submisson, take their seajew gold and make it the Brussels of our union.
>>59791487
Nice is pretty cool because it was Italian for a long time so is really a mix of both nowadays
>>59791586
>I never kill spiders because the eat the damn mosquitoes
this.
spiderbros = best roomies
>>59791381
>tfw spider guerillas raid your village and the UN doesn't do shit
>>59791487
Too many cool cities
>>59789000
the biggest threat is Swedish Islam
>>59791629
Honestly I like this idea better. Thoughts for the flag, since OP's one suck? I'm on mobile now and I can't make it, but it would be a french tricolor (keeping ours would be stupid since it was inspired by yours in the first place), with something in the middle of it that could symbolize us. Either that or something entirely new.
We can either go with "th United States and Provinces of America" (USPA) or keep the old name and just rename the provinces into states.
Either way works. But I only want to combine if you elect Trump. Oh and don't let the Canucks vote right away, or you'll end up with 15-20 million more DEM voters.
>>59791863
i'd go for something new, otherwise i'd be too tempted to just slap a gold eagle and SPQR on everything
>>59788745
this desu
>USE
>>59791965
Probably keep the old name but it is weird not acknowledging Canada as a separate entity. The United States of America and Canada is kind of redundant though. Not sure what we would do with the flag. Maybe just throw some more stars on it.
>>59792158
>>59791965
North American Federation
>>59792158
Go with this.
>>59788745
Memes aside, considering how shit the monetary union is going the way it is right now, it will either come to this or WW3
>>59791212
Yes please, I want to call you my fellow countryman.
>>59788745
I honestly wouldn't mind an United European Federation or something. With the goal of protecting European cultures, peoples, values, and interests. Not whatever bullshit we currently have.
>>59792241
Those are some based flag designs tbqh. Inverted leaf flag colors looks really cool.
UK (badass country, big big big big big EEZ, a lot of Overseas territories) or maybe Belgium/Switzerland/Germany
>>59792093
There is nothing wrong with slapping a gold eagle on everything.
But a French tricolor, with a mix of Italian and French coat of arms could be great.
>living with the guys who killed our ancestors and fucked our language
>>59792510
UNE (United Nations of Europe) would be great not only for our economies, but because the whole statal sovrastructure would be forced to protecet cultural heritages in order to not blow up. This would cause real multiculturalism, so different cultures accurately protected and thus free to communicate with each other and flourish, instead of one big fucking melting pot.
Delete this fucking thread nigger
WE WUZ GERMANIC
>>59789190
This pic related makes me sad
> inb4 Cuckmany
>>59792677
So you don't like cultural enrichment ?
>>59792735
WE MEXICO NOW
>>59792754
>United Nations of Europe
Damnit, et tu, Italy ?
We can only trust brits, apparently...
>>59786835
All the Central-EU countries to make a powerful stand against the westerns. We could arrange trade routes and such, we could revive our industry, providing wealth with for all the citizen, become a major tech power.
Also we could ban all non Central-EU citizen to migrate to our countries.
>>59791359
>I agree some southern places can be somewhat dirty
>somewhat
Everything was either brown or black from the dirtyness, it was the most filthy place I've been in my fucking life
Plus the people were butthurt if you tried to speak English. For example:
>Me and my family at a waterpark
>I was 13 at the time, knew some French, but not that good overall
>The employee next to the slide wanted to give some safety advice to me because I was using the slide wrong for some reason
>Talks to me in French
>Tell her that I don't understand
>Asks me if I know Spanish or Italian
>Say no
>Eventually speaks English but with a grin on her face
>explained that I'm actually Greek and she went from butthurt to helpfull
Fuck that
>>59792790
No, come here, Valls, I DARE YOU
>>59791762
This, even though they're liberal they're still the most similar to us.
>>59792820
Where did you go? Marseille?
>>59786835
Fucking Switzerland ruining GOAT borders.
>>59792854
If the revolution had gone slightly different we might even have been one country.
>>59792802
Please don't listen to him non frere
>>59792735
10/10, just the acronym should be RFI or RIF
>>59792820
>Everything was either brown or black from the dirtyness, it was the most filthy place I've been in my fucking life
I guess you haven't been anywhere then lad
>>59792929
I've thought about this before
In the end, I always wonder why the Canadians and people in the British Caribbean weren't equally pissed and didn't also revolt
>>59786835
With Europe, but all shitskins must go.
Québec (not a country, but fuck it), make it great again (New France was great)
>>59787018
I'm germanic too
t. south brazilian
>>59792988
As far as I know the Canadians didn't join us because our privateering of British fleets hurt their trade really badly and stirred up bad feelings towards our cause. Not sure about the carribean though.
>>59787623
Where is WW3
>>59793045
>tfw no qt Nouvelle France
>>59793045
>Quebec
>>59793045
>>59792893
>Where did you go? Marseille?
The waterpark was there, but thank God, I only visited it for a day.
I mostly stayed in Manosque, and a city's name that I now forget, they make great perfumes there though.
But my dad did rent a car, so we saw the overall area.
If it wasn't for the astounding amount of ooga booga's and muslims, and it was cleaner, it would be nice desu
>>59792985
I've visited France(twice), Switzerland, Italy, Bulgaria, Turkey, Serbia, Hungary, Poland, Slovakia, Monaco, FYROM and Albania.
France was by FAR the dirtyest and the most filthy.
>>59792562
I believe during WW2 and the Suez crisis, this was actually proposed
In WW2 it was the French PM who proposed it. De Gaulle, Churchill and the British War cabinet supported the idea, but the French president and some other high ups didn't so it didn't happen.
The 'Declaration of Union' was prepared in case of the union and said this: "France and Great Britain shall no longer be two nations, but one Franco-British Union. The constitution of the Union will provide for joint organs of defence, foreign, financial and economic policies. Every citizen of France will enjoy immediately citizenship of Great Britain, every British subject will become a citizen of France."
As for the Suez crisis, it was again a French Prime Minister who proposed it, but our PM rejected it.
>>59792395
RARE FLAG
>>59793166
>>59793174
bugger off now
>>59793158
Colonyfu pêh
>>59793456
One or two Myanmar posters have been posting here for the last few weeks. They've gone from rare to not even uncommon, but not common
>>59793500
Fug. I keep confusing them with Taiwan.
>>59786835
>Italy and France are now together
>Doesn't reconquer old clay as a gift for our new qts.
Sacrebleu ! Mais qu'est-ce qui ne va pas chez toi ?
>>59793610
the white dot on the Taiwan flag is smaller than the Myanmar flag
>>59793610
Taiwan is not rare at all
>>59786835
THIS MAKES ME SO INCREDIBLY HAPPY
>>59793293
>France was by FAR the dirtyest and the most filthy.
I have trouble believing that. Poland and Serbia cleaner than France, really? Where did you go? Saint-Denis?
Portugal
We've been mates with them for longer than any other country.
>>59786835
>Population: 130.000.000
>3rd economic power between China and Japan
>Culture colossus
>Best food of the whole world
>1st military power of Europe
>>59786835
:^)
Everyone stop everything and rate my autism europe instead (work in progress)
I've cucked the bulls and Bulled up the cucks, basically.
>>59793696
>Saint-Denis
>tfw the Kings and Queens of France as well as many great French heroes are buried in what is now a utter shithole
;_;
Frangleterre STRONK
>>59786835
France and Germany. We feel bros with germans, not italians.
>>59793611
you forgot a bit.
>>59786835
I'd mend the fence with the UK and make the British Empire great again.
:^)
:^)
:^)
>tfw I've never experimented this feeling of fellowship with a single neighbour.
>>59786835
I'd choose mexico because it would be hilarious to see the republicans sperg out
>>59794078
Would you take The Orkney and Shetland islands?
>>59794082
>tfw you never experimented the two biggest wars the humanity ever saw on your homeland
>>59793993
Tout en priant sous cette Cathédrale,
Ma mère est morte sous ce porche écroulé.
Frappée à mort par l'une de vos balles,
Frappée à mort par l'un de vos boulets
Mon père est mort sur vos champs de bataille,
Je n'ai pas vu l'ombre de son cercueil.
Frappé à mort par l'une de vos balles,
C'est la raison de ma robe de deuil
Vous avez eu l'Alsace et la Lorraine,
Vous avez eu des millions d'étrangers,
Vous avez eu Germanie et Bohême,
Mais mon p'tit cœur vous ne l'aurez jamais
Mais mon p'tit cœur lui restera français
>>59786911
this
>>59793696
I've visited both Paris and southern France, and it both were super dirty, especially southern France.
Poland was actually one of the cleanest, there were no trash in the street, the toilets at bars and restaurants were alright.
Serbia was good as well, the only dirty thing about it was cigaretettes left everywhere, but other than that, it was good. The only exception was, maybe Uziche.
>>59794193
Et Verdun, la victorieuse~
>tfw you'll never be part of the Grande Armée
![MissouriStateFlag[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tmkAU5S.jpg "MissouriStateFlag[1].jpg")
S T A T E H O O D
E
X
otherwise english
all other UK scum can fuckoff
>>59794389
>all other UK scum can fuckoff
good lad
>>59794206
>>59794378
J'ai pleuré. Mes deux chants préférés avec le Régiment de Sambre et Meuse
>>59794123
Nothing of value out there, whatsoever. Probably not worth developing the land either. Sorry if you live there and were expecting oilbux.
>>59794247
>especially southern France
Wouldn't really blame the locals for that. It's one of the most (if not the most) visited places on earth.
>>59789000
How about Germany coping all markets and dictating alles with the puppet governmet you cuck.
>>59786835
Eastasia
>>59793158
vive l'acadie
>>59794510
Who to believe?
- Millions of tourists from around the world
OR
- A single greek weeboo?
>>59794510
Oh no I'm glad you aren't taking them. If you were planning to take them I would of told you to fuck off
>>59792754
we both know it should be called SPQR.
>>59794510
Greece in summer is just as visited, but it doesn't smell like piss everywhere you go.
>>59794553
>A single greek weeboo?
>Haven't even posted any anime images or talked about anime or even Japan
Stay mad, France is dirty as fuck, and that's a fact
Sure, the landscapes are nice, that's undeniable, but there are far too many muslims and filthyness
I'd rather not merge at all desu. Sweden is the obvious choice, and I got nothing against swedes but I wouldn't want to see their radical left influence us any more than it already has. Maybe a merge with the pig fuckers or island elfs.
>>59794472
Et le chant du départ ?!
>>59794510
>It's one of the most (if not the most) visited places on earth.
Even then he's wrong to think of southern France as one place, Provence is one of the most visited places yeah but that about a quarter of it, there are plenty of places in bumfuck nowhere where foreigners never step foot
>>59793709
Gran Colombia?
>>59794510
>Nothing of value out there, whatsoever.
Afaik fishing rights used to be a big deal
>>59787335
>I1
>Germanic
>>59794687
Kek island elfs must be Iceland but who are the pig fuckers?
>>59793814
>with heavy investments on research and education, we could become an utopia of science, philosophy and fine arts
>>59794722
Stop falling for obvious baits.
It's a fucking greek.
He's just mad he doesn't attract as much tourists as us, while Greece is obviously the birth of European Culture.
>>59794193
Got anymore like this?
That's crazy.
>>59794871
>Stop falling for obvious baits.
Or I could just reply to whoever the fuck I want Anon, which is what I'll keep doing.
J'ai donné une réponse sensée. J'appelle pas ça "prendre l’appât" si je m'énerve pas pêh
>>59794890
>>59794890
"Verdun craters" on Google Images
>>59794833
My dick is diamond
>>59794871
>He's mad
I'm not, and I'm also saying that, overall, going there is nice, it's just the filthyness that's over the limit, that's all
>>59794674
What do you call dirty btw?
I've often seen pretty dirty places in Italy, yet I've only been in the north, and not in the places where they have trash/litter issues.
>>59794746
We'd need to re-annex Ecuador, Panama, Part of Northern Peru, Part of northwestern Brazil a small portion of the costa rican and nicaraguan atlantic coast to consider it La Gran Colombia.
>>59795010
He called a spider web on an outside rear view mirror dirty earlier ITT.
>>59794890
>>59795003
It's hard to take you seriously when you complained about a spiderweb on a car
>>59786835
France + Belgium + netherlands + west Germany
= Frankreich 2.0
>>59795010
>What do you call dirty btw?
>Everything is dusty
>toilets were never cleaned
>smell of piss EVERYWHERE
>spiderweb meme
>people walking barefoot on mud and in toilets with sticky floors, then jumping into pools
>littering
>cigarettes
>glasses and dishes not cleaned well
>etc
>>59795267
Sounds like Athens alright
Ebin Großfrancogermanium :DDDD
>>59795356
>Sounds like Athens alright
true, France is just a greater Omonoia and Patisia
>>59795373
delet
>>59795373
Needs northern Italy to reform the Frankish Empire tb.h
>>59788198
How the fuck did you come to the conclusion that a destabilised (and fucked up and anglo-french cucked Lybia) would be in the interest of Italy at all????
>>59792820
Yep, I know that feel.
French people hate the fact that english is the lingua franca, and assume I am a monolingual brit because I speak the internatially recognised lingua france to them.
>>59786875
Would look ugly as fuck in a map.
>>59795631
I'm okay with is. French used to be the most important language in Europe, now, it's English, who can say what will be the next "lingua franca" ?
>>59795652
Why Catalonia ? It's not part of Occitania
>>59795696
>who can say what will be the next "lingua franca" ?
Arabic, probablly
>>59795631
>French people hate the fact that english is the lingua franca
Most people don't even know French used to be the langua franca, they don't give a shit they just don't know how to speak English
>>59788616
this makes the rest of Europe nervous and sweaty.
honestly the only real obstacle to total German reunification
>>59795745
...dear anglos, please, PLEASE, keep your language alive
>>59795798
No it is the attitude of "do you speak Italian?, Spanish?" before eventually talking in absolutely perfect english. The people I met were loathed to speak english, even though it is the most common second language in europe
>>59795745
I wish time would freeze.
I would rather repeat this day for the rest of time then witness the future to come.
>>59795941
>No it is the attitude of "do you speak Italian?, Spanish?"
Have you ever dropped the persecution complex and figured out that maybe they're better at speaking Spanish than English?
http://www.atlantico.fr/decryptage/pourquoi-francais-sont-meilleurs-espagnol-en-anglais-claude-hagege-424029.html
The grand majority of Frenchmen are simply better at Spanish, so naturally they'd prefer speaking Spanish.
>>59795889
Anything but Chinese or Spanish.
I wouldn't mind French or even German 2bh.
>>59795941
>before eventually talking in absolutely perfect english
Is this so hard for you to conceive the existence of non-english speakers? The huge majority of people older than 30 just can't speak english.
>>59796095
I can't even understand fucking Spanish and it's a ROMANCE LANGUAGE, kek
>>59795373
look cool af
>>59796062
Yes, I understand that, but they get genuinely annoyed when I say that I speak can't speak any of those languages.
>>59787354
Sweden and Norway are like really close cousins who spent their whole youth bathing nude together in idyllic Scandinavian mountain streams and should now just go ahead and fuck already.
>>59796184
Depends where you go, most southerners don't take German in school so get around with Spanish
