Share jokes about any country beside your own.
Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?
A: They give them gas.
>>59785714
10/10
Plane crash
>>59785714
So, I was really craving a Greecey meal earlier today.
I ask my mother if we've got anything to eat, and she says we've got some fried Turkey in the fridge, and that I should go Czech to see.
"You'd better Russian to the kitchen", she says.
"Norway I'm doing that," I say. "The kitchen's too Faroe way."
"Well, then I guess you'll go Hungary."
What do you call it when Italians' work is organized and uncluttered?
The Louvre
I just came up with this.
R8 my new joke:
Back in the 70's Tot wrote a lovesong that focused on the metaphorical blessed rains in Africa. What do we actually call this holy Gale over Africa?
Hurricane Katrina.
>>59786862
"Israel mom, the kitchen really is too far away"
>>59787069
I cracked up more than I should have.
An Irishman walks past a bar.
>>59787419
Thanks. I just came up with it.
>>59787510
9/10
A Greenlander walks past a bar.
Just made another one
What do you call it when a Jew donates money?
Tax benefits.
Here's another one with which I just came up:
An German gives an Englishman a Gift.
The Englishman dies.
>>59787846
Wat
>>59787884
"Gift" is German for "Poison"
>>59787846
bitte bitte gib mir Gift
>>59788137
Don't do this
>speaks at least three languages
And here I am struggling to learn German ;_;
It's not even like I'm dumb or anything; I have a MENSA IQ. I'm just... American, I guess.
>>59788241
>Americans claiming to speak more than one language
suspicious 2bh
http://desustorage.org/int/thread/59448980/#59449258
Just made a joke lads
An Englishman and an Irishman both get their ph. D.s
The Englishman lives his life out as a proud doctor of philosophy in the subject which he worked so hard to learn.
The Irishman spends the rest of his days as a proud doctor of about 6.1
>>59788363
I don't claim to speak German.
I claim to speak "a little" German. It's very broken.
As I said, "And here I am struggling to learn German"
>>59788520
Nah I meant the first part of your post
>>speaks at least three languages
Jesus mate it's just banter
>>59788549
>Jesus mate it's just banter
Did I say something that indicated butthurt? I'm just chatting tbqh
When I said "speaks at least three languages", I was talking about you.
You show an understanding of German, you speak fluent English, and you're Singaporean.
>American geography skills
Do Singaporeans speak Malay?
What's the Danish slur for Norwegians?
Montain Monkeys.
What's the Danish slur for Swedes?
Swedes.
>>59787510
Pretty good.
>>59788687
>Do Singaporeans speak Malay?
I sure don't
>The majority population are Chinese, with almost 75% of the total population.
Malays are a minority although they're the natives, and the Anglophone, Chinese government makes a big fuss about it being our national language. So it's used for the anthem and commands in the military even though only 15% of us understand it. It's fucking stupid IMO.
If you're curious we use English in schools and professional businesses.
I'm not fluent in German at all btw (despite being a Germanboo), was quoting a line from Rammstein - Amour. Learning Spanish
What's the best rated hotel world wide?
Auschwitz with 6 million stars
Why do Americans wear bulletproof vests?
>>59788886
BECAUSE THEY GET SHOT LITERALLY EVERY DAY
>>59788834
Why all this love for the west? Do you plan on moving someday or is it just idle curiosity?
It seems like you could get pretty far learning the languages of neighboring nations, like Malay or Tagalog, business-wise.
>>59788886
So they can handle the money shot
Why does the Brazilian flag say "Order and Progress"?
Because we all need to set goals for ourselves
>>59789080
>Why all this love for the west? Do you plan on moving someday or is it just idle curiosity?
Love for the west? You mean English as it's used in the country? Mainly because we're a commerce hub with the 2nd busiest port in the world and 2 million resident expats. Our economy initially relied almost completely on entrepot trade, as a 700 sq km island with no natural resources. So English was chosen as a lingua franca.
>It seems like you could get pretty far learning the languages of neighboring nations, like Malay or Tagalog, business-wise.
There's no need to. They all speak English :^)
Also they sound terrible (IMO) and I wouldn't learn them if given a choice 2bh. The government already has a bilingual programme in schools where everyone must learn their "mother tongue", i.e. the language that corresponds to your ethnicity
>>59789364
>Love for the west? You mean English as it's used in the country?
No, I mean whatwith you being a Germanboo and trying to learn Spanish
I came up with a joke, but it must be heard in Spanish.
¿Cuándo tendrán los Palestinos su proprio país?
Jamas/hamas
>>59789364
>The government already has a bilingual programme in schools where everyone must learn their "mother tongue", i.e. the language that corresponds to your ethnicity
Nice
Why won't jewish girls fuck uncircumsized guys? Because they don't touch anything that isn't at least 20% off.
>>59789439
For fun mate, more of a pastime than anything else
>Do you plan on moving someday or is it just idle curiosity?
I'm fine with here but if given the chance to move to the States I'd take it
>>59789529
kek
Obligatory el peruANO
NEW JOKE:
For sale: British Periodontal Probe
Never used
>>59789575
Just don't come to the south if you're a left-winger, politically
They've ruined my beautiful hometown ;_;
Not my joke, but:
A Greek and a Portuguese enter a bar.
Who picks up the tab?
-The German Bartender
An Austrian and a Serbian get into a fight and get arrested.
Who pays the bail?
The Austrian's German friend.
>>59789569
kek
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Rate this new joke of mine:
A German and a Russian bought a meal together at a Polish restaurant.
When they got their bill, there was an additional charge for the two of them splitting the plate.
The Russian left the German to pay the tab.
Is nobody else going to participate... ;_;
>>59795830
Why do jews always use German products when they want to combat insect infestations?
Because they know first hand Germans know how to erradicate vermin.
>>59796007
this joke is "germans shot my grandfather for telling this one" old
>>59786690
9/11
What is the hardest trick David Copperfield ever did?
Surviving in Romania with his surname :D:D
>>59799131
wew
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