Burgers officially removed from space, desi are the future of the human race
http://www.mensxp.com/technology/latest/30719-the-successful-launch-of-isro-s-rlv-space-shuttle-ensured-that-it-s-a-proud-day-for-india.html
>>59784630
What did they use as fuel?
>>59784630
SPACEX BTFO!
MUSK IS ON SUICIDE WATCH!
>>59784630
shuttles are meme technology and barely ever positively efficient
fucking impress me with a ssto or some shit
>>59784688
Liquid poo :^)
>>59784630
Where do they poo in the shuttle?
>desi are the future of the human race
>>59785891
They have tarmac on a part of the ship, it's okay.
>>59784630
I hate India. But the Indian Space Program is one of the best. I mean, when Japan isn't even able to launch a probe around Venus, India send a probe around Mars with something like 80M $. I can understand this mystery
>designated shitting shuttles
>mfw India will make space colonies before they learn how to poo in the loo
>>59786180
Whenever i tell a Brazilian nationalist that India has a space program and Brazil doesn't, they flip out and start screaming saying Indians are poor and smell like shit. It's hilarious to watch.
>>59786180
>not ensuring the well-being of their citizens first
literally Soviet tier
everyday rape and shitting on the street
>>59786502
USSR did not have shitting on the street and everyday rape through, at least not in the time of Yuri Gagarin. It was a shit country but still way more developed than India ever was.
>>59787161
it had famine
We're doomed once poo is discovered to be a powerful energy source. India will have no mercy.
>>59786502
At this point the only way to ensure the well-being of indian citizens is killing 2/3 of them.
>>59786363
No, they actually say shit like "who cares? Space programs are a waste of money."
Our country is doomed.
>>59786130
my sides just pooped
>>59787791
it's only a waste of money if your country's military is not installing orbiting missile stations like russia and US are.
>>59786363
Go live there if you think they are so much better.
>>59787791
Those retards, man... I can even understand when they have the stray dog syndrome about North America or Europe, but fucking India?
>>59784630
pajeet is serius guyz!!!
>>59784828
you mean to say the american shuttle was shit, so youre jelly others are about to do it better
>>59787682
>it had famine
people didnt matter back then
>>59787925
Love it or leave it :,)
>>59784630
A large percentage of NASA scientists are indians. Vast majority of the people are backwards and stupid, but there's a percentage who are capable of world-class science. Sort of like how its usually the Jews in a few countries which are Nobel-tier.
>>59787774
This. Asian countries use to only let the most well-off children marry and procreate. Result is centuries of eugenics and not many retarded people.
The US has been actively flying these since the early 2000s.
But the US and the USSR tested these as far back as the late 1960s and 70s.
There aren't a great many uses for them unless you are very good at miniaturizing sensors and posses highly advanced propulsion technology.
Both of which the USAF apparently had developed because they are now working on version 2.0 of this thing.
>>59788307
>A large percentage of NASA scientists are indians
That's strange. Has there been a change recently on the ITAR laws?
Since when is NASA allowed to hire foreigner nationals in such numbers to make up a "large percentage" of its worker base?
>>59784828
>ssto
It's an unachievable dream until at least the next century desü.
That's why these reusable gliders were and are still mostly ignored by the scientific community.
The Venture Star was the only real attempt to actually build an SSTO craft like the ones we see in movies. But as history showed, the tech is just not there.
>>59784630
>loo springs a leak and the crew dies by inhalation of poo particles
>>59784802
SpaceX has no plans to make reusable gliders.
Rockets are a far superior option for now.
Sierra Nevada is the one making a reusable glider. They've been working on it for a while.
ESA and JAXA have considered contracting them for trips to the ISS. But again, capsules are just a better choice.
Until real space planes are developed, these gliders won't do much.
>>59788938
>increasinglynervousburger.jpg
>>59786180
>getting to mars is impressive
Uhh it's 2016.
>>59784630
After hundreds of thousands of kidnappings and rapes by alliens we are now officially retaliating?
>>59788307
Except NASA is banned from doing that.
Nice bait
>>59788537
Forgot to say Indian-Americans, IE elites who immigrate to the west.
Googled the numbers and its actually memed, since they are still only 3%.
>>59788473
The first shuttles were tested in the late 70s, btw this wasn't even an actual shuttle. It was a miniature version to test for the actual shuttle.
>>59788041
the American shuttles started in 81 and just now is another country doing it.
>>59788717
What's your thoughts on Skylon?
>>59786180
>India send a probe around Mars with something like 80M $
Go take a look a the science being produced by NASA and ESA probes and compare it to Indias probe results.
Getting there is one thing, sending a real scientific payload is another.
Also Japan has done far more complex things in space, like collecting dust from comets and rescuing probes in deep space. Something the ESA was unable to do.
>>59786180
>caring about mars
mars is a useless planet
colonizing venus would be easier than colonizing mars.
india flies miniature unmanned test model, claims developed space shuttle. why do you have to delude yourselves
>>59789431
>Skylon
Supposedly their tech CAN be used to make an SSTO plane, but it comes with so many caveats that it's not going to replace capsules.
The economics of it don't make sense. The company has no plans of selling skylon, so clients can only borrow it.
It's max payload to orbit and polar orbit are fairly average. Nothing special that wouldn't be cheaper with a rocket.
Also, the company apparently needs over 12 billion dollars to get to a point where they can start taking clients.
For perspective, SpaxeX, after all these years of tech development, investment and getting some massive contracts, is worth about 5 billion.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ScatSat-1
POOS LITERALLY MAKING A SHIT SATELLITE
>>59789786
It would still be a step towards something right? I'm just hoping Russia ends up building some sort of armed SSTOand the US starts spamming space funding.
>>59789836
holy
shit
>>59789836
top kek
Don't forget: India will be superpower in 2030
>>59787745
everything changed when the poo nation attacked...
>>59787682
that was engineered famine, at least from the mid 20s onwards
>vast majority of Indians live in squalor
>spend money on space missions
Wut
>>59793715
no matter how far they get away from india they can't escape the poo
Why can't India and rest of world get along? We all hate muslims, that should be enough for solidarity.
>>59794010
indians are considered muslims
>>59787682
In the 1930s. Not 1950s onwards.
>>59794010
we might get along if we understood what the fuck your people say
>>59794010
Take a shit. Nobody will ever respect India. Cause its shit. Both Muslims and Indians are dumb. Go rape yourselves Indians!
>>59795895
>t. Ashraful Islam, hacker-in-chief
>>59794010
You are next after muslims Pajeet.
>>59796593
Good thing that getting rid of muslim countries means UK will also be gone.
>>59784688
poo obv
>>59787898
so close
>>59794152
t. Burger education systems
>>59794010
Indians are shit
>>59789836
india can put the poo in the space, but not in the loo
>>59794010
no..i dont want people who dont know how to poop in toilet get along
>>59789567
What the fuck are you even saying. Venus is a literal ball of fire with an average temperature of 800 degrees. How would it be easier to colonize Venus than Mars, exactly? Or are you just being facetious?
>>59789567
Kekked hard. Colonizing?
>>59792634
Underrated.
NEVER FORGET THIS
I like you India :3
>>59786502
India is a massive country that was one of the poorest one earth following independence. It's come a longer way than people give it credit for.
>>59788717
What the hell is propelling that thing?
>>59796593
Indians have done more for your country than most Anglo-descendants have.
>>59784630
India is really underappreciated.
We've come a long way in the past 67 years.
Sure, China has gotten a lot farther in terms of infrastructure, but we got this far democratically.
Also India's educated professionals beat China's any day of the week. And they can actually speak English.
>>59803584
>>59805131
Landis has proposed aerostat habitats followed by floating cities, based on the concept that breathable air (21:79 oxygen/nitrogen mixture) is a lifting gas in the dense carbon dioxide atmosphere, with over 60% of the lifting power that helium has on Earth.[6] In effect, a balloon full of human-breathable air would sustain itself and extra weight (such as a colony) in midair. At an altitude of 50 kilometres (31 mi) above Venerian surface, the environment is the most Earth-like in the Solar System – a pressure of approximately 1000 hPa and temperatures in the 0 to 50 °C (273 to 323 K; 32 to 122 °F) range. Protection against cosmic radiation would be provided by the atmosphere above, with shielding mass equivalent to Earth's.
Literally stick a baloon in the air.
And no, there's nothing to puncture it, if they have some isolation, and even if it is, it's gonna slowly leak out, not explosively decompress.
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
You can't convert to Hinduism.
>>59805697
True, India is such a clusterfuck even without the whole poverty thing so it is impressive I guess.
What India needs to do is stop comparing itself with China. It gets you nowhere. China constantly compares itself to America and doesn't even consider India on the same level. Why torment yourself like that?
>>59805488
Small turbine, embedded inside.
Most drones use them.
The full scale model was never built as far as we know.
It was designed in 1992, so it's old tech by now.
Who the fuck knows what else they have now.
>>59805131
Anglo mentality.
Why do white girls poo for Arabs? https://twitter.com/tagthesponsor/status/706191228547821568
Who will build the Arkbird
Grow up shitfags! I mean do you fags really think that shittalking about india or any other country sitting behind your computer screens is gonna make a difference?
>>59789836
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ScatSat-1
Jesus Christ
>>59795895
hello Bangradeshu. how is life in Dhaka?
No matter what shit Indians the filled in the fuel tank, they launched the fucking shuttle.
Yall fags are still fapping in your parents house!
>>59795895
Go deliver pizza and newspapers you bangla cuntfag.
We have some guys in a shed somewhere trying to make a SSTO, the ESA and US Naval Research people said the engine would work in theory but it would cost a fuckload of money to build and no one wants to fund it just in case it doesn't work/has no cost benefit.
we don't have loos
>>59784630
Well I'll be damned, they actually did it.
Good going india, I hope that eventually we together as humans can research more about the possibilities in the world through science and make a better future for mankind.
>>59794010
Well to be fair I think india has the potential to become a great country in terms of research, but right now there are many social issues and problems with poverty that are not letting it progress as a whole. Would be great if your country would be the country that makes the affordable solar powered vehicles or something become mainstream. I'm a man of science and science is the future.
>>59796806
underrated
>>59809895
How much money a year do you spend on Welfare?
Take a cut of that and fund the damn thing instead of being a bunch of faggots.
>>59789836
No fucking way
If it wasn't for the sources, I would positively label this a troll edit
>>59784630
>India launches something we look at in retrospect as a colossal expensive mistake and should have just matured the Apollo series further for orbital missions.
Guilty of not giving a fuck. Enjoy your bankruptcy, India.
>>59823579
It's not similar to the Space Shuttle, except for it's outward appearance.
>>59823825
>Called the Reusable Launch Vehicle
You should tell me right now why it isn't a space shuttle, because it certainly looks like it's designed to function like one.
>>59823884
Different technology etc going to be used.
Eg, Scramjets
>>59823982
That's it? If I told you the Buran looked and functioned exactly like the Space Shuttle and your new shuttle but used different fuel for it's engines, would you tell me that isn't one either?
>Reusable
>Configurable for different mission types.
>Re-entry as single vehicle to land conventionally on a runway.
Space Shuttle.
>thread about India
>czech will still come and bitch about Russia
>>59796130
Kek
>>59786363
Why did the americans blow up your space program?
It is kinda nice, honestly.
Wish more countries would take intrest in this sort of thing.
+10 india
>>59796806
Rekt
>>59784802
>Comparing a private enterprise that needs to remain profitable, against a government agency.
Nice banter
