>a fucking union jack
aussies are cucks of the 1st world
>hating on the based union jack
What's not to like?
>>59777204
A FUCKING LEAF
Threadly reminder that Canadians will always be butthurt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KesRfh9rrv
>>59777222
keeping another countries' flag on yours is like raising your girlfriends black kid when youre a white couple
>>59777237
muh copypaste vocaroo link with funny canadian scream XDDD
>>59777204
But muh British Columbia and Ontario
>>59777275
muh aus flag
>>59777204
Why are Canadians so buttblasted over Australians? You're acting like an American.
>>59777242
In this case it's like keeping your surname instead of being an edgy fuck and wanting to dissociate with your parents so bad that you change your surname to el peruLEAFO
That's our heritage, we're proud to have the Union Jack just like we're proud to be Anglo
>>59777204
Fuck off rasheed
>>59777305
b-b-but muh queen and former british empire!!!
>>59777242
>>59777261
>>59777285
>>59777313
>SHUT THE FUCK UP AUSTRALIA
>tfw East India Company with 50 Somalias
>>59777325
>Trivializing the greatest thing to ever happen to the world with "muh"
Quebec pls
>>59777325
I'm sorry, I forgot that IT'S 2016
>>59777204
>t. arseblasted seppo
>>59777346
i know how ridiculous that statement sounds for you, considering australia is 10 years behind the rest of the world
>>59777204
>Not wanting the Anglo Stamp
>Wanting a leaf that symbolises multiculturalism and feminism because it's 2015 instead
Righto Justin
>>59777352
Australians don't even use the word seppo IRL, only Austraians on /int/ do too pretend like you have an identity. Nobody in Australia even knows what a seppo is.
>>59777366
oh hello trudeau!
British empire flags were great
trying to get the brits to hate us now Aussie?
You're just jealous
wow making fun of a country's flag that's pretty much guaranteed (you)s
>>59777367
>wanting to be associated with the flag of a country that got its ass handed to it in ww2
>>59777372
>t. someone who's never been outside of sydney or melbourne
thats not even true but regardless
>let me tell you about your country
>>59777366
But we're not
You silly cunt
>chingchongs shitposting about eachother
boring
>>59777372
I do. It's a derogatory term for Americans.
Which in a sense is what you are, what with you being its hat and all.
>>59777388
all me
>>59777366
>2 official languages
>ahead of everything
come on justin
>>59777403
20?
>>59777398
I know a lot of Australians from north of Brisbane, where the only real Australians live. None of them knew what It meant and told me it's not a real word that's ever used.
>>59777366
Because you know all about the current year, don't you Trudeau?
>>59777433
>I know a lot of Australians from north of Brisbane, where the only real Australians live
thats anecdotal but regardless real australians live in western queensland mate not some fucking fleshy palmed softcock from the northern suburbs of brisbane
>>59777412
You're full of shit. You heard it on /int/ and just parroted it because it's stupid cringy slang from the 50's.
>>59777395
But they didn't
You silly cunt
my god /int/ during anglo hours is fucking terrible i need to go to bed
>>59777454
>Western Queensland
Literally hipsters poofs roleplaying as men. North of Brisbane is where the only real Australians are left.
>>59777477
shut up you dumb seppo go get more arseblasted that we have a word for yanks (that isn't in french) and you dont bahahahaha literally sour grapes you fucking softcock
>>59777468
>implying the brits didnt lose pretty much every ww2 battle til the americans stepped in and saved them
>>59777433
>>59777455
>>59777473
>>59777477
>SHUT THE FUCK UP AUSTRALIA
>Hating on the Union Jack
It's kinda silly to have it on their National flag but don't you dare talk shit about it faggot. It's our Royal Flag and is still on many of our provincial flags
>>59777488
Got him cobber
>>59777488
>No U
Proving me right, lelbourne pussy.
>>59777488
>SHUT THE FUCK UP CANADA
>SHUT THE FUCK UP
>ILL KILL YOU
>>59777512
>>59777513
>wahhh wahhh why dont we have any culture
kek
>>59777491
But they didn't
You silly cunt
>>59777517
>We say mate and have crocodile dundee, we are so cultural
>>59777454
This
>>59777534
ah yes as opposed to canada:
>oui oui oui! aw haw haw! le stupid america ass hats
>>59777500
Fuck those are some shocking flag designs
>>59777491
American proxy pls stop
>>59777491
>What was the kokoda campaign.
Fuck off, leaf
>>59777548
I think they are pretty nice tBh, at least they (Mostly) all distant.
>>59777545
>Crocodile dundee and silly accents
vs
>Bilingual country in North America that's larger than the continent of Europe
we have infinitely more culture
important poll
https://www.strawpoll.me/10288325
https://www.strawpoll.me/10288325
https://www.strawpoll.me/10288325
>>59777559
that involved the aussies and americans, not the brits you fucking retard
plz stop fighting
>>59777204
Who wouldn't want the based Union flag?
>>59777589
>we are forced to speak 2 languages to get any job!
>we're very big but all live within dick sucking distance of america!
>look at our culture!
top kek
>>59777500
New Brunswick and Ontario have the best flags
>Saskatchewan
A FUCKING FLOWER
>it's a canada vs australia thread
include me in the screenshot for r/4chan!
>>59777632
>proud canadian.jpg
>>59777608
>breaking news: local ausfag can barely speak his own language, bashes on superior bilingual canadian overlords
more at 10
>>59777608
>He thinks learning another language is bad
>He thinks he could hack it in Northern Canada
Weak Asstralian bantz
>>59777645
yeah that would be breaking news in canada your country has 0 shit going on at all time
>>59777651
>Asstralian
>Ass
>ooooooo tyler jean pierre will you please get me some more tim horton croissants!
literally seppos fuck off
>>59777589
>Rich film and music culture, unique accents and lifestyles, exotic flora and fauna, stunning geography and LITERALLY the oldest surviving culture in the world plus countless other historical and cultural happenings and subcategories
vs
>we're not americans ha ha
>>59777661
>tim horton haha!!
>reference to canadian haha!!!
sure got em boys!!
>>59777611
Manitoba flag is better than Ontario's
>Better shade of red
>More distinct symbol
All in all a very GOAT flag imo
>>59777676
yes you should really take what you can get culture wise mate
>>59777661
Stop pretending like "seppos" is actually Aussie slang. It's not.
>>59777645
parlez vous faggot
>>59777691
That is a lovely flag.
>>59777693
But it is
You silly cunt
>>59777672
almost all american music and films are made, written by, and starring canadians.
also
>admitting you're an abo
>>59777693
fuck mate on all things to fester on you choose the one that i can immediately disprove because me and my mates (who dont go on 4chan and dont know i go on it) say it
good work, seppo
>>59777672
The first one is suppose to be Canada and the second one is Australia right??
>>59777712
yes that is after they jump across the border (lol this actually happens) and become naturalised americans
>>59777709
>>59777713
You wanna validate those claims Bruce? Literally no one says that in Australia. Stop pretending otherwise.
>tfw cuckstamp flag
feels bad
>>59777713
>my 2 pals and i say seppo, its aussie slang plz believe me!!!!
>it's a Canada vs. Australia thread
haha epic!!:----))))) xD
>>59777716
no u
>>59777716
Haha you're a daft one
If you're not from North of Brisbane you're a sissy boy. The old real Australians are from there.
>>59777743
>>59777749
http://www.surfermag.com/blogs/ask-a-local-what-is-a-seppo/
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Seppo
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Seppo
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100315004551AAkgPi0
>Citizens of the United States of America are both colloquially and pejoratively referred to as 'seppos' or 'septic tanks', rhyming slang for "yank".
>>59777749
infinitely more powerful as evidence then you claiming you know people from the north of brisbane who dont say it
they probably dont even drink the sugar cane champagne the fucking softcocks
>>59777784
actually, they're from british prisons
What's going on in here?
>>59777788
>urban dictionary and some made up question
lmao, nobody says it ever. I could go to the ski lifts right now and talk to the Australians working them if they know what a seppo is, 100% of them will say no.
>>59777864
don't mind the other 2 links
>>59777876
>http://www.surfermag.com/blogs/ask-a-local-what-is-a-seppo/
other 2 links from 6 years ago
>>59777743
It's Cockney rhyming slang really.
>>59777784
Brisbane and QLD are degenerate shitholes, only they think they're the best state
>>59777864
it's obvious that you're trying to antagonise us but you're really just coming across as a fucking dumb cunt, mate. you'd never talk to a real australian like this irl cause we'd clearly fucking deck you.
on ya mate go eat some burgers or something, seppo
>>59777876
Oh look it's literally nothing. I don't know why aussies are trying to push this seppo meme. I've asked real Australians about it and they didn't know what I was talking about.
>>59777893
you're right i forgot that it is the current year and no longer 6 years ago
>>59777905
>it's obvious that you're trying to antagonise us but you're really just coming across as a fucking dumb cunt, mate. you'd never talk to a real australian like this irl cause we'd clearly fucking deck you.
Calm down, mate.
i dont know why canadians try to push this "im not an american meme". i've asked canadians before and they've all said that they are essentially the exact same as their "brothers from the south". it was really weird because after this i then fucked his girlfriend and he did nothing (he wanted to watch but i told him to fuck off)
i wouldn't call these americans/canadians my "friends" but they do look up to me
>>59777905
implying we shouldnt alienate australians for how fucking stupid they are
on ya mate go get shanked by an abbo or something hoon
>>59777204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NdrBV7aHaQ
>>59777903
Because they are
>>59777932
>ummmmm you are just mad kiddo! peace bro!!! ARIZONA STATE!
>>59777937
that entire 2nd line was chocka block with australianisms
notice that none of us us canadianisms (because they dont exist lmfao)
>18 posters
>100 responses
why are all of you so butthurt? holy shit get a life
>it's obvious that you're trying to antagonise us but you're really just coming across as a fucking dumb cunt, mate. you'd never talk to a real australian like this irl cause we'd clearly fucking deck you. on ya mate go eat some burgers or something, seppo
i have fucked numerous canadian girls and each and everytime i abstained from wearing a dom
what am i like
>>59777964
Just having some fun
>>59777977
>mfw abo thinks white aussies are the same as canadian girls
>>59777999
>p-please accept our meme pm! let's just keep forcing him down people's throats!
pathetic. but yeah i fucked heaps of canadian girls and my canadian "friends" girlfriends it was bance sweety x :)
>>59777905
Get a load of this seppo(Canadian slang for Australian, we all use it btw)
>>59778018
>implying any canadian would go near a piss-smelling sweaty neanderthal looking bastard
>>59777816
Sorry for the waste m8
>>59778036
>>59778054
i am winning
you are weak
your women want me
and we use the term seppo
>>59778068
tfw aussie realizes he has nothing left to come back with and starts putting himself on a pedestal in a desperate act of redemption
>>59778054
>bastard
you cant use anglo words mate. gotta have the banter stamp for the following words:
>yank
>arse
>bastard
>seppo
>cunt
you are allowed to use the following (we aren't):
>ass hat
>holy heck
>darn tooting
>>59778068
Actually seppo is our word for Australians.
>>59778096
>implying glorious multicultural canadians arent able to use the words they fostered
>>59778092
>i am a sophisticated, machiavellian canadian poster who will dissect and analyse australian posts in order to alleviate himself. before each and every post i scan through psychology textbooks to try and get into the mind of 'The Killer' (a term i have started coining for australians)
ah yes very impressive.
Now, now, lads. Settle down
>>59778128
darn tooting
>>59778142
welcome to the thread, sadiq khan
>>59778134
>i am a sophisticated, machiavellian australian poster who will dissect and analyse canadian posts in order to alleviate himself. before each and every post i scan through psychology textbooks to try and get into the mind of 'The Killer' (a term i have started coining for canadians)
ah yes very impressive.
>>59777204
>SHUT THE FUCK UP AUSTRALIA
>>59778153
You want buy furniture? I give you very good price budbudbud
Ah yes, it's another "ah yes" post.
>>59778159
thats correct i am very intelligent and i have a large willy which was just MADE for canadian women
>>59778160
>SHUT THE FUCK UP CANADA
>>59777204
>NICE ATTEMPT AT A CANADIAN ACCENT, BRUCE.
>>59778182
poor retort.
>>59778318
right cause coming back with the same unoriginal bullshit over and over is a great reply
>20 Posters
>>59778343
>SHUT THE FUCK UP AUSTRALIA
>>59778377
top kek!! epic reply my aus bro!! i cant believe how epic that was!!!
>>59778356
>the greatest intellectual of our time is Canadian
Australia BTFO
>>59778391
t. butthurt Canadian.
>>59778421
breaking news: local aussie is too retarded to think of anything else than butthurt and shut the fuck up australia
>>59778134
Haha holy fuck dude you backed yourself into a corner with that one.
What the fuck did ya just fucking say about me, mate? I’ll have ya know I graduated top of my class in the petrol sniffing, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Abbos, and I have glassed over 300 Lebos. I'm trained in boomerang tossing and I’m the top cunt in the entire NSW bikie gang. Ya nothing to me but just another shit cunt. I'll beat ya the fuck out with aim you've never seen before, mark my fucking words. Ya think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Telstra? Think again, poof. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bogans across the continent and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for tha storm, nong. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, cunt. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can clobber ya in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in drunk combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Middle-Eastern Organised Crime squad and I will use it to its full extent to wipe ya bloody arse off the face of the continent, you fuckin' hoon. If only ya coulda known what rat-shit ya little “smartarse” comment was about to bring down on ya, maybe you would have held your fuckin' mouth. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re heaps fucked, you goddamn ratbag. I will shit fury all over you and you'll kark it. You’re fucking dead, seppo.
