Cornholio edition
>>59776945
Morning.
NICARAGUA
AGUA
having a look
>>59776972
alri
>>59776972
How was your weekend lad?
Ahh yes
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-36333700
>>59776994
alri
>>59776995
good u?
girls suck uhhuhuh
I wish theyd like..
let you do it
and then like
go away and shutup
uhhuh huh.. uh huh huh
My family doesn't have any history of any diseases.
>>59777006
it was alri
we wuz kingz n shit
>>59777010
hehehe yeah hehe
>>59777019
neat.
Just figured out an easy way to block countries by flag without 4chanx
>>59777036
Do go on
so anyway im out being myself and then this absolute model walks up to me and she's like omg youre being yourself that's so hot and i'm like yeah haha (that's me being myself) anywayyy this guy in a nice suit walks over and he's like hey i'm the head of the big movie studio and i heard you're being yourself and i'm like yeah haha (remember, i'm being myself??) and he's like you're being yourself and that's spectacular how would you like to be in the new big movie and earn 450 million dollars plus tip and i'm like yeah haha (!!) and he's like okay that's very good to hear
told you to just be yourself lads :^)
>>59776954
Threadly reminder that Canadians are always butthurt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KesRfh9rrv
>>59777010
ehehehe yea ehehe
I wish
girls would like
do whatever you wanted
eheheh
like
mow the lawn
eheh hrm eheheheh
>>59777069
yeah nah fuck off
>>59776998
>However, if you think that organisers simply don't have the option when it comes to female experts, mathematician Greg Martin, gave an interview with the Atlantic where he said that most all-male panels are in fact statistically quite unlikely.
>"If conference speakers were being chosen by a system that treated gender fairly (which is to say, gender was never a factor at all), then in any conference with over 10 speakers, say, it would be extremely rare to have no female speakers at all - less than 5% chance," he said.
kek'd
>>59776954
Beavis and butthead freak me out a bit
>>59777060
needs a tweak, but you get the point.
>>59777118
don't hack me
>>59777126
*backtraces IP*
why are you incapable of being friendly to anyone
>>59777118
Can't believe its 2016 and we still can't go back up elements with css
You could probably do it with javascript much easier desu
>>59777147
because everyone's incapable of being friendly to me
>>59777118
>leaving that much info up
You've just been backtraced cunt
>people actually read profiles on tinder instead of just swiping right to all
??????
Saves time and mind bra
>>59777157
ikr, can't select parent element etc.
I can't believe nobody has pointed this out tho, the times blocking sweden etc. would have been handy.
>>59777185
Isn't there a limit on it now? Last time I used it I hit that pretty fast doing all right
>>59777185
what about all those girls who are like "swipe left if you're under 6 foot" or whatever?
hadn't fapped in about week until just now lads
absolutely cracking orgasm
and now that second xanax is kicking in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOZDsQRWWDs
>>59777193
Why aren't you using 4chanx?
>>59777185
rights are a precious commodity tho
>>59777209
lefts are just as useful
>>59777193
Oh actually i suppose the way you've done it you can block the images he posts only
>>59777200
>>59777196
Spend a minute doing your 50 swipes and then forget about it. No chance to get hung up on a girl either
Get an uggo? Just ignore who cares
Woo!
>>59777236
what if it's a yummy mummy make up artist
>>59777236
ah well, tinder is for normies and anyone who uses it should be killed anyway
Cheshire was right
>>59777266
What the fuck is your question you spaz
>>59777207
idk just don't actually use any of the features.
>>59777231
That was the initial idea, but you could do away with the post entirely.
>>59777289
what if you're swiping right on a yummy mummy make up artist?
you get 20 every 12 hours, spamming right is just madman unless you just want matches and not girls who aren't massive trogs
>>59777314
easy as one two three 2bh
>>59777331
Not worth the extra time and thought
>>59777359
I've never actually filtered anyone or anything.
I just wondered if it was doable with pure css and it easily is.
>>59777396
fair enough
>>59777331
>yummy mummy make up artist
Ahh yes
On my way to work
Very good
I want to kill myself
>The country would suffer an "immediate and profound" economic shock of its own making, Chancellor George Osborne, who released the study, warned.
Any after effects of leaving the EU are not 'shocks' if we know they are going to happen
>>59777434
Do not
>>59777434
>tfw no work in the morning 'cause it's Victoria Day long weekend.
How do I filter children who are feeling sad for the first time in their lives?
>>59777472
leaving /brit/ should do it
>>59777442
It's easy for me to say such things not actually being in the country but the report about the '1 year recession will happen m8' seems like a fair trade to become responsible for our own laws again even if true.
Do you /cymraeg/?
>>59777463
Why not
>>59777471
Lucky, though it's a bank holiday next Monday for us
Wahey lads
Exam time
>>59777487
You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs
Funny thing to me is that remain people aren't saying staying in EU is better than leaving in the long term, they are just saying its going to cause an economic crash and uncertainty etc. which is all short term
>>59777501
Nah I use a sock.
>>59777442
Why is nobody asking these reptilians for factual, verifiable proof to back up their claims?
>>59777501
I think they have a cream for that now.
>>59777521
exactly, nobody is talking about the long term I also like it when the case for remain includes 'reform' of the EU.
Yeah, if, maybe..
>package sitting at yodel depot 3 miles from my house since friday
If they dont deliver it today... ONE nothing wrong with me
Dennis Skinner is absolutely based
Anyone need their bottom smacking?
when's aisha coming back lads
>>59777637
Please.
>>59777648
when we go and fuck ourselves with our fleshlights
what happened to Aisha
>>59777648
Wednesday for PMQs
post deep house
>>59777660
didn't you see her post on /brit/ earlier hahaha
>Because of a deal negotiated by Margaret Thatcher in 1984, Britain gets a “rebate”, an annual reduction in contributions.
can't believe how rude people are about thatcher desu
based iron lady
>>59777675
nah, what did she say?
>>59777694
She said she hates you
>>59777694
she posted a photo of herself with a sign saying /brit/
i was at work so didn't cop a good look but it looked legit hahahaha
>>59777682
Didn't she sell all the low income housing off?
did Aisha respond to any posts or did she just post her picture then fuck off
>>59777674
You mean a basement?
>>59777710
She delayed britains downfall by a significant period of time
broke a LOT of omelettes doing it
>>59777708
alri paki haha x
Just ate a WHOLE apple with a bit of peanut butter
these pregnancy cravings are mental haha xP
want to go home desu
cba
going to work, bye lads
>>59777735
excellent post
>>59777736
What downfall?
>>59777754
YALLA YALLA HABIBI!
Anyone got a link to the picture?
>>59777763
Have a nice day
>>59777785
YABA DABA DOO 2 u too
>>59777767
You know how Britain is a global laughing stock nowadays because we're shit, broke and attempting to become isolationist despite having few natural resources and decidedly limited space?
That downfall
Anyone have this picture of rose blowing a bubble with gum?
>>59777895
that picture*
>>59777694
>>59777708
>>59777790
Reminder that I orchestrated this historic moment by practically begging her to do it and that questions site
>>59777912
no but then why would I?
WOOF
>>59777921
Looks like a tranny.
So this is a 10/10 in the Great Shitstain eh?
>>59777754
Fuck off, pregnancy cravings was my gimmick creation
>>59777785
>"I seek forgiveness from Allah"
Not gonna happen.
>>59777921
ayyy lmao
>>59777921
ffs when did that happen?
>>59777975
Last night, got about 50 (You)s
>>59777975
like an hour after poleaboo tried to drive rosy to suicide
>>59777921
>historic moment
I don't get it desu
Get Kev on it, the commie drama slags are weak
>>59777967
lmao just printed this post out and ate
pregnancy cravings am I right haha
>>59777994
What, by showing her pictures of him in a dress?
>>59777921
why is it a historic moment? it's just an attention-seeking girl posting on 4chan, happens all the time
there are a lot of girls on 4chan (including me x)
>>59778004
>thailad jelly someone else is getting attention
tehehe ^^
>>59777994
>>59777990
reee went to beddy boos at about half 12, must have just missed it
>>59777933
WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK WOOF GROWL
>>59778010
Didn't even read your post properly, just realised you also used my apple and peanut butter
Fucks sake if you're gonna steal it could have at least switched it up a bit you unimaginative runt
janny just deleted my thread on another board lads
he's a bit miffed today haha
>>59778035
I'm just confused tbf
>argue with a paki
>go completely insane
that's our Aisha
>>59778033
Because of the vast back story that led to this moment
>>59778023
>>59778057
you really missed out on an ebin time
>rosy makes some twitter thing where people can ask questions anonymously
>gets posted here
>people start inundating her with questions
>people asking if she's running in the grand national this year
>she gets all emo over her looks
>people start sending things in the question box saying it was all the work of amer hussein (poleaboo) and that he's been posting her photos online and is currently on trial for stalking
>people sending police station contact numbers to her to contact them regarding poleaboo
>she goes full emo and deletes her twitter
>aisha starts going off about how we are all pieces of shit and should go fuck our fleshlights
then admittedly I had to go to work so I missed like 30 minutes
>come back on
>random post says "hey it's aisha here :)" or something like that
>someone asks for pic
>she posts that
>rakes in (You)'s
>people asking her via the same question thing that rosy got demolished on what she thought
>she says some of /brit/ is sweet and that we aren't bad
it was utter meme magic
>>59778033
pics?? xoxox
>>59778071
>>59778071
just ate a whole chili and it's making my butt hurt xD
pregnancy cravings sure are wild haha
>>59778200
this is a bizarre gimmick desu
>>59778098
you deserved it cunty
Final exam now lads
Heading straight to the pub at 11am when I'm done
>>59778227
Good luck
My last 2 exams tomorrow lads, then I'm done forever
>>59778227
Good luck!
>>59778227
Thinking of going to the pub in the morning for a Full English.
G'luck bud.
>>59778258
>>59778253
>>59778242
>>59778227
good luck lads
>>59778286
Good luck!
>>59778286
good luck :)
>>59777502
do NOT
>>59778303
Break a leg!
>>59778242
>>59778258
>>59778282
>>59778286
Thanks lads xo
>>59778258
>>59778303
>>59778314
good luck
>>59778253
What's your major?
these days i'm letting god handle all things above me bless up
>>59778295
>>59778303
>>59778314
>>59778324
Good luck :)
>>59778127
>people asking if she's running in the grand national this year
All me
>>59778339
good luck :)
>>59778323
see you at the Cuck and Bull later x
>>59777921
Doubt this is real
That's facebook filename so the original must be on her facebook
Wish I'd spent a bit longer on my janitor application now, starting to get the feeling that I won't even get the job
>exams
>Basically 'Are you good enough at retaining lots of pointless information to be considered worthy of a good life or not?'
>>59778352
VERY inflammatory post
So whats the deal with the local trap? Y'all gonna gangbang him or what?
Asking for science
>Viscous liquid
hahahah are Stef is a mad cunt
>>59778396
She confirmed it on the questions page thing and was discussing /brit/ on there, unfortunately she's since deleted it
There's no doubt it's her
>>59777921
Kek
>>59777921
Christ she fucking loves the attention doesn't she
>>59778419
Excuse my manners, where I'm from it's a daily greeting.
Hairy bagina lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cP6g-zqi9Q
Literally me when arguing with atheists manchildren and christfags
>>59778405
True. But you've got to do them. Then you can try and find a job in an over-saturated market that those exams haven't prepared you for
*blows you the fuck out*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD4HCZe-tew
choon
>>59778422
>Asking for science
Hello rebbit
>>59778422
Are you talking about trannies or nigger music?
>>59778596
holy chebs
hold the door
>>59778627
Suck your mum's cock
>rents are away on holiday again
>house to myself
>need to get tons of shopping from Asda
>rents normally go or I go around in their car
>no car, no rents
It's only a 10 minute walk but I need so much shopping there is no way I can carry it all. Trust me, I have tried
How should I do it...
>>59778652
goodness gracious me
>>59778523
alri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts11tHPBAEg
>>59778671
online shopping init
>>59778671
>he can't carry a weeks worth of food for 10 minutes
Why the fuck not? I have to do it literally once a week without fail and I'm scrawny as fuck
had a dream this morning where i had a gf
ahhh you know you've dropped a top notch plop when it takes three flushes to tame the beast and flush it down
excellent, excellent
Britain becomes more laughable by the day
Just wait until they ban rape whistles hahaha
>>59778723
what a daft dream
>>59778695
I need loads of fruit and veg and like to pick my own and I feel with online shopping you will get all the shit
>>59778708
If you're scrawny you must not eat a lot. I'm a decent sized la and eat a lot. Trust me.
>>59778723
I had a dream that I won 25k on a scratch card but the thing is, I knew it was a dream.
Been having that a lot lately when I have been having a dream but actually know that it's a dream and not real.
Is there a name or something for this?
>>59778766
amazing that there are people in australia reading about this rubbish
the modern world
>>59778766
Fuck man those things are loud though.
Applied for a job yesterday.
Got rejected today.
Think 13 hours is a new record.
>>59778797
>you will get all the shit
true, but you could get everything else online and get your veggies IRL.
>Is there a name or something for this?
lucid dreaming
>>59778723
i had a dream that i was sitting on the toilet at 5:25 am so i thought I had another hour before i had to get up then the door got ripped off and something shouted "WAKE UP" in a demon voice and i snapped awake and then my alarm went off
:(
>>59778820
>>59778820
Stop moaning, get your shit together and try again.
>>59778797
Nah I eat an average amount, I'm 6ft and pushing 13 stone, I'm just not particularly built either
>>59778797
Get the stuff you don't need like that online.
Go get the rest.
Book a taxi if necessary
>>59778671
>>59778797
Taxi
Ask someone you know to give you a lift back
Get half a weeks shopping and go again in a few days
oi lids
check out what the chief nonce is up to now
>>59778820
Lucky you even get rejected. Last time I had to look for work I put out a couple dozen resumes and got one reply from the job that hired me.
Just get a job through nepotism if you can. It's less of a headache.
>>59778830
>lucid dreaming
Thought that's what it was called. Never used to have dreams like this until recently.
Would always be the same as everyone else where I'd be shagging a fit bird, just about to cum and wake up to my alarm clock with a steaming boner.
>>59778860
Pope is trying to spread peace. He's a good fella.
if I go into a place to hand a cv should I always ask for a manager? what do I say to him?
>>59778860
He's just saying that because England is protestant and he fucking hates them.
>>59778911
Gissus a job geeza?
>>59778892
Seldom remember my dreams, but the last mental one I had was about a giant cat (like skyscraper height) in Bangkok, and we all had to go feed it wheel barrows full of fish every morning before work or it would rampage.
It started with a kiss...
>>59778911
giz a job u farken coont
>wake up
>sunny and warm
>check forecast
>sun all day
>put short, t-shirt and sunglasses on
>leave the house
>2 hours later it has clouded over
>chilly
>everyone is walking around in coats
>looking at you like you're a divvy
Ah yes, British summer.
Never thought it would come to this...
You guys ever been having a dream where you've been shagging a bird and woken up with your hand down your pants in the middle of a wank?
>>59778911
Hire me I need the money to pay my alimoney
>>59778911
Top o' da morning to ye, sorry to interrupt but I was hoping you may have a moment to have a look at my CV, would it be okay to leave it with you?
>>59778993
yeah hahaha
i literally had a dream i was wanking and i woke up and i was wanking hahahaha
there are 2 very important decisions this year. One is on the 23rd on June and the other is the 8th of November.
>>59779019
what are they mate??
>>59778911
If you don't know their name, just call them Jobsy, or Jobbo.
>>59779041
EU Referendum
Trump v Shillary
You don't remember me, do you?
I do. I'd rather not.
YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME, DO YOU???
>>59779089
Johnny?
>>59779051
what about winner of masterchef??
Might ask to leave early today..
need an excuse.
>>59779124
preschool gets out at 3 and you need a date?
>>59779019
Ah yes.
>Immediate suicide by helium tank, or slow suicide via alcoholism?
And
>What should I have for lunch?
>>59779139
pretty good
What vegetables can you fry?
>>59779180
Onions are best
>>59779180
potatoes bro
t. fat yank
munching a derrie
>>59779180
onions
peppers
mushrooms
Lads I'm not a fan of that EU. nah not for me
>>59779198
Cut it into slices?
>>59779217
What's a derrie
>>59779227
Peppers are capsicum right?
>>59779247
You should vote leave.
>>59779247
what about a cheese burger
YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME, DO YOU???
>>59779247
Bloody racist
ironically playing minecraft
Who /Hofer/ here?
>>59779018
haha nice pics? x
>>59779267
can u stop shouting cunt? ffs
>>59779253
*quickly googles capsicum*
yeah mate obviously
>>59779273
sick of the media constantly calling him "far right" just because he's not a leftie
Listening to black people talking in rhyme to a rhythm again lads
>>59779296
Sorry lad CBA'd Google at the gym *kisses 'ceps*
>>59779261
nah, don't want to cause a fuss
Best pomade?
>>59779322
>goes to the gym
>eats vegetable
Sounds healthy lad.
>FRIED vegetables
WTF
>A Japanese expat was hit by a train in Kanchanaburi Saturday morning while he was taking a selfie on the tracks over the River Kwai Bridge.
really like utter shit lads, should i go to the gym still?
Making a cuppa anyone want owt?
>>59779320
Please support our artists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JswY0b5IkOE
>>59779346
Yeah I was just curious
Will probably just have rice and something
SO WHY DON'T YOU PUT SUMMING ON THE END OF IT?!
>>59779253
a ciggy
>>59779348
how kawaii is the river?
>>59779396
Yeah thought so do you mean durrie?
Amazing how everything you can think of will fall apart if we leave a trade union.
The NHS, house prices, gender equality, premier league footballers, world peace. All things we like. I mean, I'm not exaggerating, these are all things that will apparently be effected if we leave. It's amazing how a simple trade union can effect so many things. You'd swear the trade union has become a political entity or something
Driving to Manchester today and I've only had like 3 hours of sleep haha
>>59779406
yes
pls redpill me on aussie nomenclature
>>59779403
Kwai (buffalo) is another [rude] word for stupid in Thai. So it's quite fitting.
>>59779361
Brown rice, steamed/boiled broccoli and raw bell pepper slices. Looks good, tastes good, health on a plate.
>>59779414
Soon
>>59779414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WiqTpQReY8
>>59779414
bigot
>>59779438
Bell peppers are the same as peppers which are the same as capsicum yeah? Any type of protein though?
>>59779433
Its durry munching not derrie munching senpai
Remember when I asked my lad (subculture) mate if he still played soccer back in year 9 he was like "nah I just pump durries now" which I thought was very funny haha now he's a tradie (gippy (giprock) I think)
thoroughly looking forward to staying in the EU and how upset you'll all be desu lads. it's going to be shitposting gold here for a week or two.
>in class
>have to hear leftists call other people ignorant
>have to hear women's opinion on war
my pineal gland is on life support lads
