Reminder that Americans literally believe that American states have less in common with each other than European countries do
No we don't
>>59756652
Reminder that many Americans have never been to Europe.
Reminder that many Eurpeans have never been to America.
Reminder that American states are the size of European countries.
Reminder that you constantly comment on Americans, while we tend to ignore Europeans.
We are not you.
You are not us.
This is a good thing.
Now, off you go, back to the pub, Muhammed.
>>59757119
>Reminder that you constantly comment on Americans, while we tend to ignore Europeans
as if mate
>>59757358
he's right tho, you're too busy envying us to keep your country from being raped to death by muzzies
>>59757595
and you're too busy laughing at Europe to notice that you're being taken over by shitskins
they're right
>>59757119
>Reminder that American states are the size of European countries.
Just like Americans are fatter
>>59758015
So, how are things going in the Nether regions?
You seem unhappy today.
>>59757358
In ordinary life, people here NEVER talk about Europe unless it's "I'm going to Europe" or it's something the news shoves down our throats as "important"
Here we do because it's an international board where the point is to talk to foreigners, so go figure we talk about other countries
However I do have to say it's unsettling how often Europeans like to poke fun at us while pretending they're in a utopia, it's mildly annoying that the only things Euro's care about in America is our next misstep and don't have any actual interest in the US
>>59757119
>while we tend to ignore Europeans.
but you people always reply to any threads mocking America, even when it's a joke.
>>59758138
it's alright I guess, I probably need to get off 4chan
>>59758146
But this is exactly the same way we do things, except our issues are slightly different than yours, and yours seem utterly ridiculous to us since we do not have to struggle with them.
I hope you're not under the impression that people walk around talking shit about the US all day long in their real lives.
>>59756652
dude who cares?
every day
>>59758262
Are we forbidden to respond to threads about our country?
>>59758332
Obviously not, though I can't help but feel like whenever the US comes up it's mocking and insults, never any actual interest or attempt to understand why we do what we do
>>59758146
>while pretending they're in a utopia
it is literally only American college kids who do this
>>59758440
Every hour you mean?
>>59758511
>never any actual interest or attempt to understand why we do what we do
there's a rationale behind being an obese retard or shooting up a building?
>>59758440
You get offended really easily, Haroun.
>>59758670
oh the irony
>>59758511
We are exposed to US culture at every moment in every day. Maybe some people feel like they already know the US, and at that point gags and ridicule are all that remains. But I don't know.
However it's not like the US is much better in that respect. Usually people I meet from the US want to talk about the US, or are condenscending towards how we do things, without understand why we do it that way.
>>59758262
I suppose that your idea of "humor" is a bit different than what we find acceptable, then.
Passive-Aggressive behavior, on the other hand, is never funny.
>>59758511
Americans are held to a different standard here. It's a natural result of the seething jealousy.
If a Finn responds to a thread mocking Finns, nobody cares
>>59758318
I hope you feel better soon.
Take care.
>>59758713
Brits can give shit but they can't take it. Everyone knows this, Bashir.
>>59758755
because the finns can handle it and dish it back out obviously.
americans are the easiest posters to rile up and get super salty.
>>59758848
wew lad
>>59758909
You have an entire folder full of images you post whenever an American upsets you, and I'm supposed to believe you're not easily offended?
>>59758516
And European nationalists
>>59758440
We're used to the idea that foreigners hate the US, so forgive Americans for thinking that banter is actual resentment
>>59758623
Thank you for proving my point
>>59758722
I won't rationalize why Americans want to talk about America but I have a feeling it's because they want you to know about the US
As for the condescension I'm assuming it's because of a lack of cultural understanding, we aren't exactly exposed to European media or ideas every day
>when brits leave their containment general
it's always to make a thread obsessing over the US too
the empire is long dead and you're about to vote to stay in the EU, you need to get over it
>>59758909
>banter your classmate
>he shoots up the school the next day
It all makes sense now.
>>59759023
not really, nationalists always have something to be pissed off about
>>59758994
>triggered by pictures
>>59759023
>triggered by words
no wonder the viets raped your dads LOL
>>59759141
Why even post this thread if you can't take the heat?
>>59757914
?
Pretty confident Rhode Island and Connecticut are similar.
>>59759116
Ah, but when they compare themselves to other countries it turns on its head
>>59759141
Here's your (You)
>>59759212
why even post if you're just going to get triggered by a brit LOL
>>59758440
>I got so mad over a little banter that I made an image to cry about it
And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming And they dont stop coming
>>59759422
they can't help it.
it's in their nature.
>>59757119
Any reply you get is going to be "REEEEEEE!" in varying forms, but you are correct.
>>59759023
>And European nationalists
lol no
Nationalists are all about muh old times before the leftist/liberal government.
>>59757119
>while we tend to ignore Europeans.
this is what you like to believe and you will continue to believe but it really is not true
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>>59757845
I know this is cherrypicking but kek
>>59759141
I still don't care about you.
>>59757845
>>59759767
>i must not get upset by his comment
>better reply to show i'm not upset
>>59759802
>land of the free
>fresh prince song and foreskins not included
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>>59757119
Italy is bigger than Arizona, Amerifriend.
>>59759751
Why is this such a hard thing to wrap your head around? Come to America and you'll see.
>>59759974
>>59758262
Yeah, other countries sure don't do that.
>>>int/59759346/
>>59760014
>Be British
>Wake up
>Remind /ck/ that we enjoy the traditional English breakfast and they're all uncultured and plebs
>Create another thread about how only us Britons can brew tea correctly
>Make some Lipton tea to which I add copious amounts of milk and sugar in order to cover up the chlorine taste
>As for breakfast I skillfully craft frozen "pork faggots" to which I add marmite in an attempt to convince myself I actually like it
>Go to the bathroom and take a shit
>CCTV camera above my toilet spots me not using adequate amounts of toilet paper
>Fined £250
>Open /o/
>Find any thread I can about American cars, shitpost about them and how they're all terrible
>Time to leave for work!
>As I'm walking to my 400cc Renault LeHomeau I notice my neighbor Muhammad has also purchased the same car. I'm envious as his wife let him buy the Super Sport Premium Sport XTFRS-KR version which is 430cc which is a blazing-fast 34 seconds to 100kph.
>Head back inside to shitpost on /o/ some more about American car quali- bollocks did my plastic door panel just fall off again
>Okay now I'm late so I really need to leave for work now
>The CCTV camera in my driveway catches this and I'm fined £500 for improper vehicle maintenance
>The fine didn't actually show up for seven days
>Receive another fine for £600 not paying the aforementioned fine within two days of the infraction
>Pull my phone out
>Make a thread on /o/ about how I'm going to be driving on glorious European roads and how Americans are jealous
>Merge onto the A4
>After 28 seconds I'm finally at the speed limit
>Fined £120 for inadequate acceleration
>Traffic up ahead causing me to brake harshly
>Get rear-ended by Achmed Jihadfalafelallah
>Ask him for insurance information
>He doesn't have insurance
>Call the police
>Fined £5,000 for being insensitive to Achmed's feelings
>>59759826
nope.
still no feels.
but you are rapidly approaching "entertaining."
>>59760305
and you are rapidly approaching 'morbidly obese' LOL
>>59760269
Well I did a rather poor job at this
>>59759346
>>59759977
Um, congratulations, then?
And how does Corsica hold up to Rhode Island?
>>59760299
What is a brit doing on the A4? I don't mind transatlantic banter, but this seems a bit far-fetched
>LeHomeau 400cc
Kek that was good
>>59760349
Oh, no, I passed that several years ago.
Would you like a ride on my special shopping cart?
>be burgercuck
>live in land of the """free"""
>be forced to pay for your parent's health expenses
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filial_responsibility_laws
cannot make this shit up
>>59756652
What's the point of that question? Literally seems like some German rando who no one heard of.
>>59760576
Aren't you forced to pay for everyone's health expenses?
>>59760576
topcuck
Nobody is denying that Vermont and Texas have their differences. But they also have the following in common:
the English language,
a number of holidays (Columbus day, Thanksgiving...),
TV channels which can be watched throughout the US, as well as other media (not to mention, film industry and TV series), and because of that,
a number of issues and debates that make sense to all of the US (like gay marriage: not everyone might agree, and Vermont and Texas certainly don't approach it in the same way, but at least there's a common debate),
a number of celebrities (show biz stars, politicians, etc.) known throughout the US,
a huge number of brands and products which are available throughout the US, and, for a good number of them, only or almost only in the US,
I'm not even going to go into stuff like the Superbowl,
an educational system which, despite local differences, is still very uniform across the US, and perhaps more importantly, many aspects of student life (proms, school sport teams, fraternities, that sort of things),
a set of core values (individualism with "family values", capitalism, the "American dream"),
a shared History (from the American revolution to the Cold War) serving as a justification of these values,
cities with a similar design,
common constitutional and judicial principles (e.g., a bicameral legislature before which the executive is not responsible, a common law framework, etc.),
a two-party political system, and, in fact, the very same political parties (even if their stance may, of course, differ on various issues),
the elephant in the middle of the room: a common federal state, so, in particular, a common president, federal legislature, federal courts system, constitution, flag, and other paraphernalia or symbols of national unity (e.g., Independence day), and of course, a common currency,
a very similar standard of living (GSP per capita is around 35kUSD/capita/year in both Vermont and Texas).
cont....
>>59760677
Norway and Greece have essentially nothing of the above: different language, no common media (apart from "the Internet"), different debates, no common celebrities, few brands in common except those that are world-wide, different educational systems, very little shared History, very different cities, different political systems (and a hugely different perception of corruption!), no common state or super-state, and the GDP per capita of Norway is about five times that of Greece.
Maybe I missed something: what do you think are similarities between Norway and Greece which do not exist between US states? (Certainly there are similarities between Norway and Greece when compared to, say, China or Nigeria. But similarities that would not apply to US states? I really don't see.)
We very much value what brings Europeans together ("united in diversity"), but even among EU member states (which Norway is not), we don't have a fraction of the above list of commonalities.
>>59757119
>go to the US
>get a ton of pussy by just opening my mouth
>get shot
>>59757119
Literally nothing you wrote is wrong, yet most of the responses are negative. I don't think I'll ever understand Europeans.
>>59758909
>it's real
http://www.cchsvoice.org/equipped-with-cans-of-soup-the-alice-drill/
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>>>/cuckshed/
>>59761215
I'm supposed to believe that you're not assblasted? I wasn't born yesterday, Sven
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>>59761960
>literally proving his point
ameripredictables
This entire thread has turned into a worst waste of time than my life.
>>59761050
It would appear that you are one of those who must learn things the hard way.
When and Where will you be coming back?
I only ask this out of curiosity, of course...
>>59762006
Just a little banter, lad. See, Sweden is currently beset by immigrants and it is common to make the humorous observation that they are being "cuckolded".
>>59760299
>American car quali- bollocks did my plastic door panel just fall off again
>>59762282
>get upset by someone
>immediately go into SRS BSNS mode
>he thinks this is how banter works
>>59762390
See, you still don't understand. I don't actually think the Swedish poster is a cuckold, it's just a "joke" based on his country's reputation. That's what makes it banter- it is not a serious observation.
>>59761164
Lived in Germany for a while.
I was once approached by a university student at an Irish pub called O'Reilley's in Heidelberg.
He told me that Euros see us as their wayward children, and often times want to scold us.
He declined to spank me, but his date was quite taken by the whole thing.
Repeatedly.
>>59761215
>Kek
Also americans on avg are pretty shit at banter/shit talking. They just use slurs and stale memes.
>>59760014
Good for Dwight. Don't be ashamed of what you are.
america lmao
>>59758848
Yo are you using exclusivly Somali names or some shit, cause u named like 20 ppl in my family.
>>59762831
>we have a right to be fucked in ass by american judicial system
LMAO
It amuses me just how immense European butthurt is towards us. Europeans are so laughably pathetic.
>>59763155
Pretty weak banter. I give it 1/5.
Americans should be forced to take a test before they're allowed to post on an international board.
>>59761215
>be serious
>"le rump madd xDDD"
>be not serious
>"le rump madd xDDD"
There's no winning
>>59758332
They do, though. It's hilarious cause I'm Canadian and so similar to my American friends but don't catch any of the shit that they do when I'm traveling. Hahaha
