True Scottish Hero Edition
JUST
who /can't masturbate standing up/ here
Post a video or webmeme or whatever that reminds you of /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brb6oAyGKXM
going to terraform Mars using nothing but runts
Judy
>>59731898
What do normals see in Nandos and Facebook?
*chimps out*
POLEABOO = QUEEN OF /BRIT/
>>59731979
Nandos is delicious
ever had a hot 1/2 chicken with piri salted chips and mash?
>>59731946
you shouldn't take it too personally
that's a dick move but he just used you to get a laugh
how about shitting in his bed though
don't do it
>>59731979
Facebook connects us to the overmind.
first lol
>>59731955
Polish girl on Poleaboo
>Polish wanna be ...! I showed some parents, because now I'm at home, and the doctors found that paranoid definitely, probably schizophrenic: P
(translated from Polish)
>>59731979
Went to Nandos last week, tastes okay and it's relatively well priced. Facebook is just something to read whilst taking a shit or waiting for a bus.
Just
imagine
that
shit
>>59732010
literally chicken and chips is extremely bland so soak it all in salt: the """"restaurant """
the only good thing about nandos is like the ipad mini it's the goldilocks option between two extremes of restaurant and fast food
What should I eat lads?
Poleaboo is fucked
>I'll tell you that at first I was scared, but now I'm really angry, and I will insist that to reconsider what olali procurators recently, we would also switches the opinions of psychologists which went since it began. At the beginning I gave up because I was too tired of this, moron got a chance, but we will not poison life.
Not only that, I spoke with prosecutors in Poland and recommend us to report to the consulate if this would be underestimated. They have to send it to psychiatryka because it is for all niebezpieczny- counted on this blog writes even accidentally met people who told him 'hello' in your Mac, or not said anything, and so their wines.
>>59732083
seafood risotto
>>59732083
Pickled fish on toast.
>>59732098
Maybe when you finish becoming a woman you can run away and create a fake identity.
>>59732098
IN ENGLISH DOC!
medium rare > rare> medium > well done
Housemates just used my pasta sauce up. It's completely ruined my dinner plans today.
>>59732175
It's in Polish and that's google translate
>I was scared now I'm angry
>had psychiatrists view the blog
>feels she gave Poleaboo a chance
>hopes he enjoys prison life
>spoke to prosecutors in Poland and want it reported to the consulate
>prosecutors believe he has mental health problems
>>59732256
Next time mix a bit of piss in the sauce and leave it for them
>>59732256
well you've got all day to buy some more and smear shit into their computer keyboards too
Just had a thought about people from Wales, Scotland and NI posting in this in the disguise of "Brits"
>>59732256
That's your cue to steal all the cutlery
oh and once again Poleaboo was right about the conspiracy
The fucking Polish consulate is in on it
>>59732290
No one is under the guise of ''brits'', the flag is the flag of the United Kingdom.
Fuck off Rasheed
>>59732177
fuck off murderer
>>59732256
shit in their beds
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/672563/Turkey-EU-Britain-exclusive-poll-crime-figures-Turks
good fucking god
might unironically play minecraft
bare willy rubbing against inside of my jeans
>>59732292
Steal all the cutlery, and then go
>Hey guys someones stole all the cutlery, and they also stole my pasta sauce!
>>59732370
Turkey won't be joining the EU
stop replying PLEASE lads
>>59732383
>erection while wearing jeans
Good to see the entire weight of Scots Law reiging down upon Poleaboo.
>>59732417
you owe me money for this (You)
daily reminder this is literally all your fault pakiboo
anyone got that webm of people from reddit watching game of thrones
Starting at Aberdeen Uni is a few months lads. Might do a bit of detective work.
When did it happen to you?
why do the irish behave like animals?
Anyone got some tunneling diodes they could lend me?
>>59732513
genetics
>>59732334
Hello McDowell
>>59732453
>kurwa kurwa kurwa . I'm not talking about prison, but the hospital would come in handy
>and a long time
Brutal
>>59732475
>>59732513
me in orange
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf5T_t7hDKY
why is the BBC so keen to portray irish-scots as inhuman while falling for hun victim status?
hate unionists so god damn much
>>59732513
Me on the white horse
is gta5 any good? haven't played it yet might buy it
>>59732620
bit memey tbqh
>>59732620
Multiplayer is fun with friends but the single player is rubbish
>>59732650
>>59732645
is it a good free roam? want something i can piss around on
>>59732650
Every game's multiplayer is fun with friends.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/672430/Farage-says-a-third-of-Cameron-s-MPs-could-join-Ukip-if-Britain-rejects-Brexit
>Farage says a THIRD of Cameron’s MPs could join Ukip if Britain rejects Brexit
ah yes, i'm sure 1/3 will join the losing side you delusional frog
>>59732650
single player is alright in the moment but feels a bit rubbish that there can be no story progression as they wanted to keep it all the same for the multiplayer. the two things shouldn't interfere with each other like that
>>59732620
Pretty decent, Lamar is the best character, story isn't that exciting though and suffers from the general GTA problems they all do
My brother is 35 married but his wife can't have children.
My Sister is 32, still lives at home and has never had a serious boyfriend
I'm 23 handholdless, kissless etc.
Our family line is going to end. My Mum must be so disappointed.
>>59732718
Shag your sister, get her pregnant and give the kid to your brother
>>59732700
I remember UKIP claimed that Labour MPs would defect top kek
>>59732718
>I'm 23 handholdless, kissless etc.
Literally how
I mean I know people meme about this but I just cannot see how this is possible
>>59732718
>surrogate
>doesn't mean she can't get pregnant
>lost cause
2/3 chances, not too bad tbhh
>>59732664
yeah free roam is fun but there's like absolutely no development in the game since heists were released so you get tired of it really quick
it's basically a dead game as far as i know
>>59732718
so what in a hundred years you'll all be dead
>>59732718
who cares about what your mom wants
this is your life you asshat
>>59732748
I'm basically a shut in
>>59732782
>in 100 years, 1991 will have been 125 years ago
>>59732784
>mom
>asshat
fuck off yank
fuck off yank
>>59732748
it's honestly a lot easier than you'd think
>>59732782
>if you consider a large enough timescale, nothing matters :^)
Dislike this meme.
>>59732758
>>59732703
alright just bought it from the ps store as it was half price
>18gb
wew, see you in 20 hours
I understand the concept, but what's the exact definition of a normie lads?
l-l-lads what does she mean by 19 guys
>>59732792
Here's some help
>>59732840
>Australian "women"
alri kpoppers
watching a documentary about the abc debates of gore vidal and william buckley lads
bretty gud
>>59732748
fuck off newcunt
>>59732828
>i have a plug on my flag
opinion discarded
Hello,
I am coming to the UK when we join the EU
thank you
>>59732840
revolting
>>59732819
i'm actually triggering you on purpose you willy wanka
continue being my (You) machine slagboy
>>59732890
>when we join the EU
not going to happen
>>59732890
welcome
*mumbles into a microphone over a beat, ocassionaly shouting aggressively*
He's the best rapper alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsJLLEwUYZM
>>59732872
>British "women"
Lads, i need your help.
Anyone got some Pepes with a Welsh motive?
I know there are some but i cannot find them online.
>>59732528
This. They're descended from Arabs.
>>59732929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWurZMdVfkg
I took the phone off my sister because she was playing music on full volume, then she yelled "GIVE IT BACK, GIVE IT BACK!!!" and i said i would if she'd stop playing her music so loudly or put some headphones on but she just said "SO WHAT?! I CAN'T LISTEN TO MUSIC NOW?!?! WAAH WAAAAAH!" and hit me with her portable speakers and pushed mum over because my mum was agreeing with me.
Should i just let her play her music loudly? She's literally playing the same depressing songs over and over... SO ANNOYING!
>>59732945
how the fuck do they tell one another apart
I want my country back
>>59733036
At least she's not a prostitute
>>59731948
cant orgasm without straightening my legs desu
>>59733062
but she is... haha
>>59733036
when she's out, break the speakers discretely so she doesn't notice and just thinks it's broken
>>59733068
have you never had sex, is the only way you cum when the girl's on top and you just lay dead still
just ate a whole lemon with sour cream
these pregnancy cravings are mental haha
>>59733079
i dunno if that'd be possible, they look bretty invincible... and i don't really wanna destroy her property, that's a bit too far.
>>59733036
where's dad?
how do people tolerate beards
having 3 day stubble is irritating enough
>>59733033
>tfw no Lady Leshurr gf
>>59733068
just imagining you gonna ham on a birds goo then at the moment of coming just having your legs spring straight lmao
>>59732878
>>59733112
fucking hell
thought the strayan were supposed to be alphas
just kick the cunt in the legs
especially if she's physical with your mom
>>59733112
Not permanently broken, but just take unscrew it open and fiddle around so it's easily fixable but doesn't work
Everyone shut the fuck up
>>59733127
i'm told after about a week the itch goes away and your face just feels warm. not a fan of a warm face myself so i've never found out desu
>>59733124
the mum divorced the dad because he was abusive
>>59732958
like this?
>>59733131
she looks nice, but don't really like aggressiveness and cockiness in girls Tbh
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground, and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.
Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.
Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.
When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
>>59733150
if she kept going i would've destroyed her in a fight but i'll only do what's necessary to deescalate the situation.
>>59733152
hmm alright, i'll investigate next time she goes out.
>>59733036
is she hot?
Let's play: is it a man or is it a woman?
Pic related.
For the answer : http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36323608
>>59733205
>>59733223
not to me, but some people must find her attractive if she's a prozzie.
>>59733244
seriously?
>>59733212
fair enough desu
sisters can be assholes more often than not
but they're still family you have to live with
why haven't you got your own place btw?
>>59733244
Go on just post a pic of her bod m8 we've been waiting so long
>>59733109
2bh its still possible to cum, it just takes forever and is way less intense. it's fucked up
literal angel
>>59733226
I lose. They're not FtM are they?
https://twitter.com/DougJ7777/status/734319432609193984
*batters you*
All the mandem backing man like Corbyn
Bun the Tories senpai
genuinely astounded at the overwatch shilling on /v/
>it's a someone mentions their sister without posting a picture of her pants episode
We're all agreed poleaboo isn't real right?
>>59733274
i can force it through quicker if i tense my legs, so i kinda get where you're coming from, but it feels better if i don't for me
>>59733293
ah yes
>I'm not rich so I vote labour because they give me free things maintaining the status quo of being poor
>>59733320
you people are the reason i don't visit /v/
>>59733336
more like coalburner cut
>>59733336
Completely different hairstyle you fucking mongoloid
>tfw when your girlfriend is blasting normie music next door and you're trying to revise
>>59733262
yeah, unfortunately...
haven't got my own place because i don't have a job, and even if i did have a job i still might not have moved out since my mum's been scared of some of the people my sister have brought to the house i.e. the guy who knocked on the door asking for $6000, and said he'd be coming back the next day, a couple of months ago.
that and real estate is fr(cking expensive in sydney.
>>59733348
Tories of course, never give out free things
>>59733351
what
>>59733363
tell the cunt to put headphones on
jesus christ im a 24 yo kissless fucktwat and im less socially aspie than you are
>>59733357
Hurr
Autists seem to like their waifu's with a short fringe though.
>>59733380
Me in the middle
>>59733314
>Elbows on the table
who fucking taught this old fuck manners
>>59733348
blair's premiership was also the period of highest social mobility though
Meme pride worldwide
>people will actually vote to stay in the eu
>sister is whoring herself out in the next room
>headphones are broken so I have to listen to it
>>59733384
if your sister has to bring such shitty people home she should have her own place
she seems like an irresponsible little cunt
Ive heard about sydney being expensive as fuck
are you even looking for a job
not critisizing btw i know how it goes
>>59733396
You do realise aspergers limits social communication, and you haven't kissed anyone in your life. I think these two things are more linked than you realise.
big up all the mandem
Why hasn't poleaboos story in the news?
>>59733384
is your sister really a hooker?
>>59733683
my problems are unrelated
i pick up on social queues very well
i just happen to be very fucking emotionally stunted
>>59733683
Rather be an aspie than a beta cuck who can't tell a female to turn down music. Bet you vote Green too
>>59733226
Woman
>>59733705
scottish national pakilovers are covering it up
>>59733715
>social queues
>>59733711
>hooker
fuck off yank
Lads, how did Dover get so shit?
Visiting my grandmother who lives just outside of there, so I was walking through and it's disgusting, I want to blame the darkies, but there's none here, it's just full of working class runts.
Actually just witnessed some 15 year old smashing things with a wooden plank.
>Every single continent growing apart from Europe
Ah yes, let's tie ourselves down to a failing trading bloc
>>59733753
am drunk no bully
*dives your T1 tower*
>>59733759
don't know the australian name for it
*banters you in front your girl*
>>59733767
>Africa has gone from £1 to £2
Wow a 100% increase!!
>>59733137
kek
>>59733715
having aspergers also means you can't emphasise with other people's emotions.
>>59733716
well i'm glad you're comfortable inside yourself with who you are, having aspergers is a hard thing to come to terms with. the main reason i don't say anything is because i do the exact same as well, it would be pretty hypocritical to say something when i don't take actions to limit it myself.
>>59733682
yeah she's mental (in a bad way).
she moved out for a bit but she was staying with a dickhead so she came back home.
umm i haven't applied for any jobs lately, no. :-\
but i'm gonna do an apprenticeship for some sort of trade in july, can't decide what trade i should learn though.
>>59733711
yeah she is haha
Not everyday Brexit uno
Talk about your favorite grime album sometimes
Ah yes more stale EU "arguments"
>>59733391
when a thread is made that you don't like, it's always 'fuck off shill' until discussion is eradicated. it's disgusting.
>>59733819
>emphasise
Frequently when I click my mouse it clicks twice.
I've tried changing the settings from fast to slow but the problem persists.
Could it be a physical problem with the mouse?
>pissing rain
ah yes
>>59733821
>yeah she is haha
dont believe you desu
>>59733819
>emphasise with other people's emotions
>>59733175
Perfect!
thx lad.
>>59733821
don't know about Australia, but electricians earn a lot of money and not many people are qualified. they also work on their own a lot of the time, if that's the kind of thing you like
>>59733819
I'm happy that you're willing to share your frustrations with us then, rather than telling it to the person who can do something about it.
Hey lads isn't communism great.
Russia, east Germany, China, south east Asia, the Middle East and Venezuela weren't true communism we'll get it right this time lol
Morning lads
Shouldn't have taken so much etizolam last night I don't think
>>59733841
>>>/v/338476029
ah yes this is definitely not viralling
>>59733866
have some more then
Ah yes, the EU definitely isn't growing
Poleaboo is trying to convince his dad to leave the EU
>Dad asks which is the good option
>Tell him voting out means no more Poles, Bulgarians and Romanians
>Brother calls me a thick shit
>Dad says that Poles mind their own business and get to work
>I ask him bluntly, well do you want more of them or less?
>Dad changes the subject to money, seems to think the EU gives us more than we give them
>Tell him that's wrong
>Dad is now worried that if the kick the Poles out, the pakis will be next
>>59733847
>>59733865
pls no bully, i was one key off
>>59733888
>>59733832
>>59733834
Me and the yank agree on something. EU debates are wearing people on this thread
>>59733919
>Empathise
>Emphasise
>One key off
>>59733909
>world growth rate: 3.3%
>It's taking Canada over 9 years to get a trade deal with the the eu!!!
Then why be a part of the eu?
>>59733931
fuck off then
>>59733821
yeah m8 like old mate >>59733872 said, apparently sparkies are a pretty good trade to enter. same with plumbers
>>59733940
Yes because that includes countries like China which have a 7% growth rate
>>59733938
okay, i fucked that one up
>Everyone despises every word that comes out of Gideon's mouth
>Suddenly his word is gospel when he says families will be 20p worse off without he EU
>>59733940
maybe you should move to papua new guinea
>>59733819
I can emphatize, i just scuttle every chance i have to get close to a woman
>>59733821
sort off sad that you mother has to experience that desu
as for the trade just go for what sounds less physical imo
you're not going to be young forever
there's always the possibility to learn something else on the way but it's not a given
>>59733959
>the world growth rate is high because a country in the world has a high growth rate
ah yes
>>59733980
what relevance does that have
>>59733979
>"God I hate the Tories. Can you imagine what they would do to us if we were out of the EU? That's why we've got to follow what a Tory PM says, especially when he's backed up by the IMF"
Leftie logic
We're still probably going to vote to stay though
>>59734001
they have an exceptional growth rate
>>59733761
Pretty sure seaside towns have always been fucking depressing for decades. But i doubt the recession was kind to them and you probably view them differently than you did as a child
>>59733769
Why are you drunk you madman, it's not even lunch time
>>59734014
>If we leave the EU, the evil Tories will control us
>No, I didn't just admit the UK government we vote for has no power over us and unelected officials in Brussels can control what we do
*shovels a fresh load of squirming runts into the furnace*
*watches electrical output increase*
*awaits cheques from the national grid*
ahhh yes
>>59734001
Yes
When you go from £1 to £2 it's a 100% increase
When you go from 1 million to 1.1 million its only a 10% increase
>>59733946
>Le fugg off if you don't like it XDDD
way to articulate your argument
>>59734052
The French drink wine for breakfast
Moving to Austin, Texas in 3 months, lads.
Going to be renting a nice apartment bigger than most new build homes in the uk
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/672563/Turkey-EU-Britain-exclusive-poll-crime-figures-Turks
nige is always right
>>59734056
Does the EU vote to cut benefits and give tax cuts to billionaires? Or is that the Tories?
>>59734052
i've stopped drinking for maybe two months after being somewhat alcoholic
and now i'm allowing myself to drink on weekends (saturdays and sunday) and only on weekends
if i start being addicted again and drinking every night i'll just stop drinking altogether once again
Going to go for a long walk after lunch
>>59734073
>GDP of europe 20 trillion dollars
>GDP of rest of the world 87 trillion dollars
>When you go from £1 to £2 it's a 100% increase
>When you go from 1 million to 1.1 million its only a 10% increase
>>59733872
>>59733957
Yeah I think I'll become an electrician.
I always thought the aptitude test to become a sparky was really hard which put me off it, since i was shit at maths in school.
Fuck me I was wrong, the practice aptitude test to become an electrician i'm looking at now is extremely easy.
Thanks lads :)
reminder that im the official swedish poster of brit
>>59734121
>Vote Leave are actually being criticised for this
Turkey has a porous border with Syria and Iran. reeeeeeeeee
time to escape the failed EU project
there needs to be a northern european union instead
>>59734077
It's not even an argument you fucking spastic
>>59734153
Good idea let's go join that rest of the world trade block that obviously exists
>>59734126
Stop voting Tories then.
That's the point. If we don't like what they do, we can vote them out. Can't do that with EU leaders
*grabs you by the scruff of your neck*
Not so clever now are you?!
>>59734172
t' Union
>its a /brit/ pretends that they actually know something about the EU referendum beyond tribalism episode
went to a wedding yesterday
caught the bouquet at the end
whos going to marry me haha
yfw when you are posting in a thread with literal racists 0.o
>>59734163
Turkey isn't joining the EU
>>59734180
We can vote for MEPs
>>59734202
i will x
>>59734156
it's math but it's not like EE shit. it's very easily doable with a maths A education, that's essentially what math A is geared for.
Lads the pound is stronger than the euro but we need to stay in the eu otherwise we'll all die
>>59734211
>Turkey isn't joining the EU
>>59734179
You can make trade agreements with trade blocs and make multilateral free trade agreements. This happens all over the world. Why are you being silly about ''rest of the world trade blocs''
>>59734211
>Is in the membership accession process
>Many governments including our own are very much in favour of Turkish membership
>Merkel kowtowed to Turkey over migrants
hmmmmmmmmm
>>59734249
Did they pull out of North Cyprus while no one is looking?
Love how the majority of the referendum arguments revolve around trade deals when the EU is a political entity.
broken collarbone is doing my nut in
>>59734174
Yeah greasy EDL sixth formers aren't really good at formulating one
>>59734304
all it takes is one country to veto entry, and they won't be allowed in
Who /comfy sissy/ here?
>>59734233
>math
fuck off yank
>>59734335
go on then post your todger
>>59734310
>love how the majority of general election arguments revolve around the economy when the government is a political entity
>>59734304
They've completed just 1 of the 35 chapters for ascension
They will almost certainly never join in our lifetime
>>59734276
So we can make a trade agreement with an economy as big as the EU? Where?
>>59734323
>EDL members staying in education past the mandatory age
shit post desu
>>59734367
Point is there is nothing stopping countries agreeing free trade amongst each other. You don't need a political entity like the EU to do it
>>59734335
>that spare tyre
Utterly sickening, I suggest you walk in front of the nearest speeding train.
