>be me
>australian
>gettin frisky one night
>decide "fuck it" and hop on ye olde internet thingy to jerk it to some fine sheila
>it's taking a while to load the internet
>hit the dial up box with my boomerang
>success.jpg
>gettin a good 20kbs
>"fuck me mate it's quite speedy tonight"
>take an hour to download a picture of some sheila with some noice sized didgeridoos
>start pullin me pud
>2 minutes later
>its nuttin time
>bust a hell of a nut
>it drips down onto my face
>dont care, too euphoric
>next minute a spoidah crawls onto my lap without me knowing
>thinks my tallywhacker for a snake
>bites it
>Ohfuckthepain.jpg
>the shock of it makes me jump
>tfw ground harness was rusty
>it snaps and I fall into the sun
>mfw
Fucking australia
Quality post
>>59729267
Sounds like you've been having it rough, Bruce.
>>59729267
fuckin straya m8
I enjoyed this
>>59729267
*Tips Akubra*
>>59729267
Lol le epic Straya does it again with his wacky stories! :D
Come on all, let's sit down and enjoy this riveting tale by our friends down under ;-D
Wowie Zowie look! He did it again! He posted the funny Australian memes and stereotypes! Kek! Guys Come on down! It's a riot over here! Lol!!! The great shitpost straya has made ANOTHER great post! Lol! I can't stop laughing
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>be me
>american
>get the hungies one day
>decide "fuck it" and get on the good ol raised chevy truck and go to the micky dees
>its taking a while for me to get up there
>smack the wife to stop watching oprih and help me get up there
>mission_accomplished.png
>got me a good roar as a turnt that truck up
>"oh my god bro this shit is a beast"
>take an hour going through all the mexican stations cuz I forgot to favorite the country stations on the radio
>start driving down the neighborhood to mickey dees
>50 minutes later
>I have arrived to mickey dees
>buy 20 mc chickens for myself and 1 for the wife
>the black lady that works there says "really?"
>I said yeah, and order 2 mcflurries and orange juice for the wife
>next minute an illegal starts washing my truck with a dirty cloth without me knowing
>thinks im gonna pay him for unwanted work
>tell him no
>build_wall.gif
>he gets mad and calls me 'estopidu reesasta'
>tfw he was a wizard that just said some magic words
>a gun magically appears in his hand
>get shot
>mfw
strewth ya mole
>>59729605
>>59729605
Fuck off Chang. DUDE WEED LMAO IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR. Kill yourself maple syrup-covered poutine faggot motherfucker.
>>59729736
u are so mad right now lmao
>>59729736
stop posting this kekec
>>59729267
straya cunt
that aussie's fucking face makes me laugh every time
literally a race born for shitposting
>>59729815
the best thing is that the face came from an anti Australian image.
>>59729736
shut the fuck up Zizek
>>59729840
doesnt matter where it came from
>>59729736
This image triggers me and I don't know why.
>>59730046
I wonder.
>>59729605
>>59729605
ahahahahahahhagaahahahahahaha
>be me
>australian leb
>get in to a fight one night
>decide "fuck it" and call all my cuzz to bash some lad
>it's taking a while for them to drive up
>"yalla cuz what the fuck is takin ya so long banging your ganga missus" to make them hurry up
>sucess.jpg
>gettin a good 20 boys to show up in their v-tec wrx's
>"fucking deadset cuz, I'll fucking neck ya"
>take an hour to stand around intimidatingly
>start getting in to a punch on
>2 minutes later
>fucking coppaz
>bust the fuck out of there
>spit and swear at their face
>dont care, too many cousins
>next minute end up in cronulla and see some white poofters
>fucking snakes cuz
>bash us
>ohfuckthepain.jpg
>shock of it makes me jump them next time I see them
>now white people are racist towards us
>mfw
Fucking australia