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Whitest general on /int/
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poo
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fuck anime
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wish i had a gf to do comfy sunday brunch with
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>>59723423
>/brit/ + /nz/
don't they all come here anyway?
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Post patrician kpop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MShzqoKGmE
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do not post in this thread
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>>59723489
you cannot tell me what to do
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>>59723463
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>>59723467
It's actually the other way around. So many poms have been coming here for the last two and a half decades to escape the falling monolith that is Europe.
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doing a sleep
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>>59723502
One was bad enough
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>>59723502
hm
>>59723497
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>dozing off
>see a giant spider on the wall
>instantly wakes me up
>spider disappears

fucking does my nut
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>>59723424
the most common is actually think i am not sleeping
and am being possessed by a demon
can't move at all despite trying and really feel
like there is something controlling you and in your body

i've seen flaming skulls flying in front of me telling me they loved me
and one time felt like i was being thrown around all over the bed
it's not real but boy does it feel like it is
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Got my cock out again.
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big fat boobys
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>>59723502
i, uh, don't get it
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still no gf lads
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>>59723531
apparently everyone gets it at least once in their lives

dreading the day I get it tb.h
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>>59723545
radical post dude
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im absolutely hammered yet again
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Giving up on this "being awake" nonsense

waste of time and effort if you ask me
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>>59723531
i woke up once and couldn't move
didn't see any weird shit, but felt like a presence was on top of me. just closed my eyes and went back to sleep
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more patrician kpop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgjlOvRz8hY
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>saturday night
>be 26 year old man
>should be having sex with a gf right now
>posting cartoon frogs on an internet message board for autistic cornish teenagers instead
where did it all go so wrong lads?
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>>59723423
Fuck off with your autism
Either you post here under the union jack and being /brit/ish or go back to your Russian autism general
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lads give this one a watch if you have the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ONfWf80WD0
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>>59723638
you're the one who seems autistic for being upset about it
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>>59723601
you weren't actually awake
but it's nearly undistinguishable since you see your room as if you had your eyes open

>>59723556
getting it once is no big deal
when i have one it never comes alone and i spend the whole night battling invisible presences and can't sleep well at all
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>>59723638
>Hi there my name is Pajeet Prakesh and I support the Bremain. Fuck anglos and fuck the commonwealth. Down with the Queen! I am truly British. This is Britain now.
That's what you sound like.
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>>59723630
i dunno i'm 25 and i guess there was a point where we were supposed to grow up but it never happened
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>>59723630
>>should be having sex with a gf right now

nah
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Sleep paralysis sounds fucking terrifying, I hope I never get it, being unable to move is one of my fears.
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>>59723622
kpop is not british language or culture though, so why are you posting it here and not on /mu/?
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more patrician kpop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px2Q47O0_eE
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>>59723547
>tfw got seenzoned by a massive qt last night

never gonna make it
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>that comfy feeling when you open your window and all of london is frozen, sleeping and you can hear that gentle rumble of a 777 flying to canada in the distance
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>>59723630
youre letting memes that normies use to stroke their egos dictate your life maaaaaaaaaaan
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>>59723693
we've already debated this for fuck sake.
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>less people live in new Zealand than scotland

Wew
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>>59723630
>girlfriends
Fuck that cunt, they only hurt your feelings eventually. Fucking girls
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is it true all of new zealand are sailors
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>>59723715
>seenzoned

mind bigspooning me on this fresh new maymay?
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>>59723732
Let's debate having poos instead then

The best type of poo imo is when it's thick and takes at least 3 seconds to pop out slowly
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i didn't even comed on /brit/ in ages lol
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>>59723720
why did you post this in late may? i'm assuming you're referring to some other time
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is it true that all of new zealand is home of the horse lords
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>>59723766
hard and streches the hole imo

not overly stretching though.
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>>59723765
when you send someone a message on fb or imessage or something and they see it, giving you the seen notification but they never reply to it
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>>59723693
i'e had this several times. it's just like a bad dream where you think you can walk and get up but you're stuck to the bed. in the morning you feel fine
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is new zealand gay?
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>>59723804
ive seenzoned girls before
good times
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watching a US military plane over iraq

they're not very good at this whole stealth thing
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>>59723804
I do this to girls all the time treat em mean keep em keen haha x
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I've had sleep paralysis before. I woke up and there was a figure, I couldn't see it clearly at first, but it was in my peripheral.

Then it got up in my face and smiled straight at me.

I fell asleep straight after and passed it off as a dream. About a week later it sunk in it wasn't dream
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>>59723630
just turned 27

there's no hope m8

although they say because of changes in culture/economics 30 is the new 20, like this generation requires an extra 10 years than previous generations
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Wales > England > North Ireland >> Scotland
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>>59723822
>>59723831
yeah i've done it to girls but it's really shit when the girl is actually really qt haha

bit sad about it desu
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broken collarbone is doing my nut
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>>59723840
nah u old as as shit bro
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>>59723740
>There are more Scottish people living in Scotland than there are stars in the sky

wew
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2015 was last year!!
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>>59723831
>treat em mean keep em keen
does that work work though
>>59723861
true
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>>59723851
Wha this means is you're messaging her too much. You gotta work put a girls rate and fire at that rate
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>the 90s were 40 years ago
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any of you lads ever done DMT?
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>>59723851
she knows she's on high demand
gotta find a qt that will value you as an individual
which is to say a decent woman

>current 2016
>decent woman
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Me on the T-shirt when he takes his jumper off

https://youtu.be/w0GPYHv-8sk
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>>59723887
desu she was sending longer replies than i was sending, idk what happened haha

>>59723896
so basically just an uggo or a leftover? rather be single tbqh
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>>59723894
yeah. personal recommendation: inject instead of smoke
to me smoking it feels like I am breathing shards of glass into my lungs
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my shits stink
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>>59723894
don't even know what it is haha
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>>59723880
In under 2 years people born in 2000 are allowed to post on 4chan
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*wanks to the weather*
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so i know this girl and sometimes she looks really and sometimes she looks really ugly
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>>59723929
nah m8 there are qt's like that
when i studied philosophy there has been a fair amount even
clever women are less superficial
finding them out of unis is the problem
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>>59723962
>sometimes she looks really
*really hot
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>>59723977
>clever women are less superficial

Really wish this were true, but it's not
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professor said I am clever like a fox
damn right I am
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>>59723829
you dont need stealth if youre american
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gf just sent me this
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>>59723977
i get the impression she's a lot smarter than me

overall, i'll be fine by like tomorrow but just a bit melancholy over it because she was really qt. the conversation wasn't awful or awkward so if i saw her in person i'm sure we could talk but yeah oh well no use being a cry baby bitch over it i suppose.
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Might post a picture of my Willy lads what do you reckon
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>>59724033
FONT
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lads, is The Martian any good? thinking of watching it before bed
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>>59724000
i've known some that weren't
but there's bad in the good
they weren't wearing makeup so you can be sure
they weren't too keen on removing pubic hairs and such
still very qt though

i'm guessing you aren't korean but korean women
are known to be immensely materialistic
and all around shit much like the chinese
fucking glad not to have been born in an asiatic country
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>>59724083
will download it and tell you in a couple of hours

hold tight my friend
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>>59724083
perfect sleeper material
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>>59724095
the fuck hahahahaha
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tis been a while lads, it's time

>kneels down, prostrating repeatedly, facing Mecca
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>>59724095
Ayy

Janny gonna get you son
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>>59724083
>>59724104
it was great in the cinema
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>>59724101
>korean women
>are known to be immensely materialistic

People say this and yeah many are, but there are plenty of normal qts everywhere in korea
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>> Surgeon William Beatty heard Nelson murmur, "Thank God I have done my duty"; when he returned, Nelson's voice had faded and his pulse was very weak.[52] He looked up as Beatty took his pulse, then closed his eyes. Nelson's chaplain, Alexander Scott, who remained by Nelson as he died, recorded his last words as "God and my country."
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>>59724083
Saw it in cinemas and I really liked it. Worst thing about it is the occasional reddit-tier /r/atheism "FOR SCIENCE" jokes.
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>>59724104
HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHHHAHHAHHHAH

but seriously doe, need something to watch

>>59724108
k, tanks

>>59724136
great, thanks
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>>59724083
pretty bad imo so >>59724108 is right

>>59724043
if she really is smarter maybe that's your problem
you shouldn't beat yourself over having feelings
it's not like you have been complaining for hours
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>>59724116
are you ok? should i call an ambulance?
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>>59724138
good to know that generalizations are generally still shit
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>>59724164
>>59724170
ugg
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I can make amazing songs and remixes in my head

but I have no idea how to produce them
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>>59724198
go to /mu/, there's a general for production
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>>59724198
are you I, la?
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>>59724198
fruity loops lad
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Lads, Spurs finished 3rd
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>>59724173
just me gimmick, la
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Need the interracial breeding grounds copypaste please
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>>59724198
load up Dance EJ
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>>59724170
we're both pretty smart but i just get the impression she's a bit smarter than me. i actually sort of prefer that desu

i shouldn't be feeling upset though desu. this is like being upset because you put a dollar on a horse paying like 108:1 and it loses. i was never anything more than a dark horse to begin with. therefore i'm being a little emo fag
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>>59724252
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground, and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
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>>59724252
left looks like a mong, right looks like a guy, only middle is even barely not ugly
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>>59724291
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>>59724303
you can fuck right off yellow fever dickhead
not everyone is obsessed with gooks like you are
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>>59724303
worst korea you have bad taste
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>>59724291
Cheers la'

>>59724303
They're all really fit

You can keep your moon faces
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Arsenal finished above Tottenham lol
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>>59724259
are you taking class with her?
I really like clever girls desu it's a very different
mode of thinking compared to men

we're all dark horses if not from the start then eventually
as you age and see loved ones die around you
just look at old people and you'll see none of them
is convinced they ever won

you should tease her about ignoring you
that's what i would do
trust this normie frog
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wish i was a fit girl so i could exploit desperate virgins on twitch
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>>59724381
They're really not m7
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>>59724198
same, this is my source for inspiration btw

https://youtu.be/Lgs9QUtWc3M
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absolute banger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD71JeX4Vk0
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>>59724396
i'm not in class with her but we do similar things and all i've heard from her friends whom i know better is that she's very smart.

i think i'm just going to leave it for a couple of days and not react while i'm feeling any emotion. like I said, the conversation was never bad. it didn't end in argument or awkwardness or anything so if i see her sometime we can talk then - better to do that then talk to her unwanted and make it awkward.
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>>59724457
the fuck is that
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What do you guys think of my fresh meme? :^)
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i want her to smother my face with her arse tbqh


https://youtu.be/cMTAUr3Nm6I
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>>59724533
i love it
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listening to some jazz radio
http://www.jazz.fm/index.php/listen-mainmenu/listen-live
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we've got some fancy-pants here lads..o la dee da
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pretentious cancuck nigger
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NEED somebody to post kpop IMMEDIATELY
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Sometimes I just feel a significant amount of fear for no reason.

Anybody know the feeling`?
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>>59724652
Have a picture of my hand instead
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>>59724685
Yes m8

It's called anxiety and you should take some Xanax

I just took .5mg on an empty stomach and am feeling very relaxed now just lying on the couch watching golf
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>>59724706
Jesus christ how much do you eat
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>>59724706
Holy fuck you're fat.

>>>/fit/
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taking a selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor
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i don't like cricket
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>>59724706
your fingers are quite short 2bh

no way you're gonna be a quarterback
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>>59724706
>see pic
>check flag

ah yes
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>>59724787
no one does, pretty sure its just a joke
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>>59724706
Diabetes The Post
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>>59724787
I LOVE IT
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>>59724706
having fat hands is the true sign of a fatty
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>>59724803
It's okay I play offensive tackle anyway
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>>59724685
it happens
mostly on a full moon of close to it for me
it can be ruled out as superstitious but most of my big freakouts have been on full moons

you shouldn't take xanax though
just don't go outside while it happens
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>>59724822
i don't care
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>>59724815
dont believe you aussie

i bet you play it all the time
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any 90s kids here
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>>59724934
is he ok?
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>>59724741
>>59724769
>>59724819
>>59724827
I'm not fat and you're just jealous of my fit gf
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>>59724934
>simpsonswave

God bless the internet.
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>>59724972
is she ok?
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>>59724934
>tfw Sunday school tomorrow
Tomorrow is Monday.
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bit drunk from town lads what's going on waheyyyyyy
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>>59725034
not in the FREE WORLD it ain't Mr. Khrushchev

http://i.4cdn.org/f/Belarusian%20Military.swf
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in three hours stores will open
will buy a nice bottle of wine and eat some crips with it
feels good to be a gangster
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got a bad crush on m8s gf and she kept putting her feet in my face when playing cards wtf lads
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>>59725034
Maybe in your commie shithole it is.
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Taxi dropped me off about a mile from my house, there was no cars in sight so i pulled my pants down and felt the spring air between my bumcheeks


Felt liberating tbqh
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Brother just got home and it took him about 10 minutes to put his key in the front door, dunno if he was the using the wrong key or what but I just lots of scratching and attempts for ages
Thought someone was breaking in desu
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Need to sleep but I don't want to
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AMERICA HAS ONLY EVER BEEN OUR FRIEND AND ALLY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGuuOdD6iY4

YEAAAAAAAAH
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>>59725090
>we're one hour behind you
>I still only have to wait one hour until my local tesco opens
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>>59725222
Why weren't you out lad
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just had a cheeky lick of my own feet
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>>59725272
Don't have to go out every single night gosh give me a break I went out last night
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>>59725222
He's probably wrecked after a mental nights out with the lads and shagging slags in the pub toilets.
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>>59725261
could be worst tbqh
the whole country could be on strike
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>>59725295
Update: I can already hear him snoring downstairs
Why didn't he just go straight up to bed the daft cunt
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>>59725226
What if I pushed him?
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>>59725317
Wake him up and send him to bed then lad
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>>59725321
It would be extremely painful
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>>59725311
what is life like in France?

are there any robots?
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>>59725222
just done this now posting on 4chan
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>Tfw you're not Chet Faker
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Just scrolled through the thread reading back over comments for a good few minutes thinking "why has /brit/ migrated to our general?".

Its a slow day and I'm a slow man
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>>59725333
Nah fuck him I can't be arsed I'll wait for my mum to do it in a couple hours, always amusing to listen to
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>>>/gif/8595145
literally me lads
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>>59725334
FOЯ УOЦ!
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>>59725353
life's pretty good as look
there's robots everywhere and I used to be pretty shut in if not a full fledged autist who blames is problem on everything but himself

i still like self pity though
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eitQYgCqA-0
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>>59725427
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>>59725427
>>59725458
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>>59725427
didn't open this link
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>>59725486
>>59725470
>>59725458
>>59725427
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>>59725427
>>59725458
>>59725470
>>59725509
ruff
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>>59725509
Looks like my old cat that died
R.I.P in peace
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>>59725552
my old cat looked a bit different but he was also black and white
he looked like he was wearing white socks
he's resting in my garden now in a shoebox
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>>59725602
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JANNY
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memers
they never
they never
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>>59725602
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>>59725602
LITERAL maneater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI1VzSNhMpo
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Just got in from a very good reggae night lads, how have you evenings been?
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>>59725682
at work all day
now drinking until I fall asleep
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Time to go to bed and have some imaginary fantasies of what my life could have been to lull myself to sleep, night lads.
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>>59725717
goodnight lad sweet dreams x
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>>59725417
Sounds pretty good tbqhwy
why are you up this late / early ?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU
business idea
Golden Age Britney
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Should I start watching the Sopranos?
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>>59725745
enjoying my neetism i guess
i slept from 4pm to 10 pm yesterday
i have an interview for a bank in a week so maybe
wagecucking soon fellow stalker

you?
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is this an accurate depiction of Australian life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKCmyGg3vnM
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>>59725829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyNncvIrz8

this is
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>>59725829
yeah nah, mate
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>>59725806
woke up at 3am, haven't had a sleep cycle since I was 16. I am a unicuck atm so it works out, might have to change once I become a functioning adult

what kind of job in a bank?
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>>59725761
objectively a good song imo
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>when the poo poo wont come out so u have to extract with your fingers
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mates qt gf went on a drunk rant to me about how the pakis are taking over

I was aroused but supportative
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Just finished my meditation and hypnosis lads

My pineal gland is WIDE OPEN
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>>59725887
you don't need sleep cycles at uni anyway
just ride the wave of doing whatever whenever

it's online client counselling (facebook, cam chat, twitter and email) very entry level since i have no experience whatsoever and still was contacted
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I'm in a wheelchair lads no bully lol
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>>59726052
LMAOing at your legs
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>>59726052
What's got four wheels and flies?
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>>59726069
I said no bully, I felt hurt inside reading this
>>59726102
The flying car from Harry potter?
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>>59726102
me pushing your nan off a cliff in a sainsburys trolley?
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>>59726218
>>59726151
A dead cripple
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>the majority of your countrymen are nigs, spics and scots-irish hillbillies
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>>59726042
sounds fairly comfy, can you do it from home?
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I was playing Scrabble and put down S-P-A-S-T-I-C

Got a cripple word score for that
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>>59726221
>>59726221
>>59726221
Please help
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i wAs pLaYiNg sCrAbBlE AnD PuT DoWn s-p-a-s-t-i-c

GoT A CrIpPlE WoRd sCoRe fOr tHaT
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*incessant screaming in the background*
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>>59726414
bell end
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>>59726348
nah, let's not dream too much
it may even be very stressful
first thing first gotta ace the interviews anyway
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>>59726498
Nope
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>>59726518
lol
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I'm having bacon and eggs for breakfast.
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>>59726668
OK.
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>>59726701
What are you having for breakfast?
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>>59726727
I am going to sleep soon.
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>>59726744
That's nice.
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>>59726769
Goodnight.
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That was pretty cute guys.
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>>59726815
ur pretty cute bb
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>>59726477
good thread
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>>59723423
im an islander from auckland, call us poor all you want but damn people from ponsonby are literal cucks n fags.
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Muslims?
Good grief
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>>59726997
Haha classic Australia!
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>>59727015
the only bloody thing theyre good for is grief ahaha *takes a sip of a pint* ahaha
>>
wasp flew in through the window yesterday and I've only managed to brave coming back in my room now.
>>
why is /brit/ the least autistic general on int? Why can't our generals be like this?
>>
>>59727120
Because "Japanese" posters are actually proxy fags posting in intentionally broken English to appear on some epic screencaps.
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>>59727120
/brit/ is way more autistic than the french general
but nearly everyone in the french general has a surrender stick up their asses
so
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Mum just woke my brother up sleeping downstairs
As expected, always a good laugh to listen to
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>>59726931
How do you feel that people from auckland are literal weebs?
>>
>>59727120
>why is /brit/ the least autistic general on int? Why can't our generals be like this?
>/brit/
>least autistic
2014Newcastlemeetup.jpg
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tfw everyone around you is getting married but you're gay
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>>59727204
marry a muscular dude
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>>59727120
Most of /brit/ is asleep right now. Visit in a few hours. Pic related.
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>>59727151
There are some occasional real nips but most of them are in the japanese general. If you look at their posts it reeks with autism; it makes me ashamed to be a nipponese.
>>59727168
>>59727193
Nah compared to the other ones it is pretty chill. The meetup was pure gold.
>>
>go outside to look at Mars
>come back in, go straight to bed
>nearly break down in tears
what the fuck is wrong with me
>>
>>59727251
Sadly, I only know faggots. The manly gays are hard to spot because I can't tell them apart from the straight man
>>
>>59727278
gayism
>>
Just had """traditional""" afternoon tea

>Sandwiches had American plastic cheese in
>And pickles
>They had a union jack outside

Pretty much treason
>>
>>59727278
just hormones lad
>>
>>59727299
>And pickles
I thought a ploughman's lunch normally had pickles
>>
Watching Beavis and Butthead
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>>59727269
the aborted meetup that didn't happen you mean
that was really autistic desu

>>59727284
this is really funny
i know a manly gay (not in the muscular sense) he just acts like a regular dude and i'm totally fine kissing him on the cheek and broing it up
and then his friend is hetero but he's the gayest fucking hetero i've ever seen and i'm physically sick when near him
>>
>>59727317
branston pickle
>>
>>59727329
Guessing you're from south of France where kissing other men is the most normal thing there is?
>>
>>59727120
High autism levels take effect around 3 PM in Britain. At about midnight it slowly starts to get less autistic.
>>
you should get down with this slime shit
>>
>tfw just ate an apple smothered in peanut butter
These pregnancy cravings are mental
>>
>>59727369
nah but a good friend of mine is and i've taken the habit
btw could you guys stop being so fucking tall
thank god you're a small country
>>
>start modding skyrim
>get bored halfway through and start getting paranoid about compatibility
every time
>>
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>>59727384
lol
dudes can't get pregnant dummy
>>
>>59727408
kek
performance anxiety huh?
>>
>>59727420
heh
>>
>>59727410
>no girls on 4chan meme
Oh what I would give to be young and naive again
>>
who wants to form a suicide pact
>>
>>59727468
why?
>>
gf just broke up with me lads
>>
>>59727522
to commit suicide
>>
>>59727523
she broke your heart
break her spine
>>
>>59727523
>gf
normie out
also 2D>3DPD
>>
just ate a bag of raw potatoes with salt
these pregnancy cravings are mental haha
>>
>>59727532
I am asking the reason behind your descision
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>>>/s4s/4440164
did a thread
>>
>>59727446
just get your big poo over with and you'll feel better
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsUTcHK__Oc

Watch your Kim Wilde before bed lads
>>
Honestly considering cutting back on the wanking, even once a day is too often right now
>>
>>59727558
Fucking cracker mate
>>
Just ate 3 Flemish peasant orphans haha

pregnancy cravings, am I right?
>>
business idea: weaponize shitposting
>>
>>59727654
>z
I want yanks to leave immediately
>>
>>59727654
were u in the thread yesterday when some kid flipped the FUCK out
>>
>>59727700
I crank out a few zzZzzs every time I see a brit post desu
>>
>>59727712
Yes that was me
AMA
>>
reminder to watch this dancing dogger daily

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBYy7yg3Bd0
>>
>>59727714
omfg this post dude aha 100 100 *banter hands*
>>
>>59727700
i'm not yank
i wear my own colOrs :^]
>>
There once was a boy named Jordan Knight
Something about him, it just wasn't right
So I crept into his house late at night
To find he was only 5'3" in height
>>
>>59727762
american english actually makes sense. The brits call the first floor of a building the "ground" floor and the second floor the "first" floor. Also to mention that US english is standarized in pretty much most countries.
>>
>>59727829
Oh shut the fuck up you boring fat yank cunt
If America is so great why do you have to pretend to be from some chinky shithole
Fuck off
>>
>>59727802
>AAAA
I must say
quite a poor display
it may sound cruel
but you're as poetic as a mule
your literary history you do betray
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>>59727802
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>>59727829
>american english actually makes sense
>>
>>59727854
Because I work for the military bong cunt
>>
>no gf
>>
just butchered the neighbour's kid
these pregnancy cravings are mental haha

*incessant screaming in the background*
>>
>>59727855
Now listen here mare, I don't wanna have beef
But if you carry on I'll have to leave you underneath
Don't follow stereotypes, I've got nice teeth
What's that on your flag? It's A FUCKING LEAF
>>
>>59727905
You ate him with Vegemite though, right?
>>
>>59727829
>The brits call the first floor of a building the "ground" floor and the second floor the "first" floor"

100% right
god bless
rule the sea Britannia
>>
>>59727915
Mate****** oopsy
>>
Vegemite is made out of the enemies of Australia
>>
>>59727952
Emu spread?
>>
>>59727882
maybe I could be your gf tonight
http://i.4cdn.org/int/1463894294285.gif
>>
>>59727958
>>59727971
Done a thing lads
>>
>>59727973
Me on the bottom
>>
Where are your qt's in NZ, moving there for a few years
>>
>>59727952
Vegemite is delicious. The only problem is that I feel the sudden urge to shitpost as much as possible whenever I eat it.
>>
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just ate a whole medium sized bag of M&Ms!!
these pregnancy cravings sure are wacky!
>>
>>59726931

alri tubby don't have a heart attack
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>>59728016
>Vegemite is delicious
>>
>>59728014

Where are your qts in the UK
>>
>>59728116
that's a low blow m8tey
>>
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>>59728116
>>
>>59728178
thought she was on a skateboard for a second
>>
>>59728194
she's on a skankboard
>>
>>59728213
is that how your mum gets to work?
>>
>>59728216
my mom doesn't work
people work her
>>
>>59728242
nah, she's definitely employed I think she works as a blowjob or something
>>
>>59728262
don't be cute with me you squeaky wanking skunk
you know what i meant
it's 5 quid
>>
>>59728290
most people are children of consensual sex

how does it feel being the child of a blow job?
>>
>>59728303
How does that work? some man spooges in her mouth and she spits it out and rub it up her cunt?
>>
>>59728303
that's a lot of pressure
to blow off and over
down and under
soft udders limp and tender
regards to the cocksure
mature fur full of manure
>>
>>59728366
>>59728366
>>59728366
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