Whitest general on /int/
poo
fuck anime
wish i had a gf to do comfy sunday brunch with
>>59723423
>/brit/ + /nz/
don't they all come here anyway?
Post patrician kpop:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MShzqoKGmE
do not post in this thread
>>59723489
you cannot tell me what to do
>>59723467
It's actually the other way around. So many poms have been coming here for the last two and a half decades to escape the falling monolith that is Europe.
doing a sleep
>>59723502
One was bad enough
>dozing off
>see a giant spider on the wall
>instantly wakes me up
>spider disappears
fucking does my nut
>>59723424
the most common is actually think i am not sleeping
and am being possessed by a demon
can't move at all despite trying and really feel
like there is something controlling you and in your body
i've seen flaming skulls flying in front of me telling me they loved me
and one time felt like i was being thrown around all over the bed
it's not real but boy does it feel like it is
Got my cock out again.
big fat boobys
>>59723502
i, uh, don't get it
still no gf lads
>>59723531
apparently everyone gets it at least once in their lives
dreading the day I get it tb.h
>>59723545
radical post dude
im absolutely hammered yet again
Giving up on this "being awake" nonsense
waste of time and effort if you ask me
>>59723531
i woke up once and couldn't move
didn't see any weird shit, but felt like a presence was on top of me. just closed my eyes and went back to sleep
more patrician kpop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgjlOvRz8hY
>saturday night
>be 26 year old man
>should be having sex with a gf right now
>posting cartoon frogs on an internet message board for autistic cornish teenagers instead
where did it all go so wrong lads?
>>59723423
Fuck off with your autism
Either you post here under the union jack and being /brit/ish or go back to your Russian autism general
lads give this one a watch if you have the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ONfWf80WD0
>>59723638
you're the one who seems autistic for being upset about it
>>59723601
you weren't actually awake
but it's nearly undistinguishable since you see your room as if you had your eyes open
>>59723556
getting it once is no big deal
when i have one it never comes alone and i spend the whole night battling invisible presences and can't sleep well at all
>>59723638
>Hi there my name is Pajeet Prakesh and I support the Bremain. Fuck anglos and fuck the commonwealth. Down with the Queen! I am truly British. This is Britain now.
That's what you sound like.
>>59723630
i dunno i'm 25 and i guess there was a point where we were supposed to grow up but it never happened
>>59723630
>>should be having sex with a gf right now
nah
Sleep paralysis sounds fucking terrifying, I hope I never get it, being unable to move is one of my fears.
>>59723622
kpop is not british language or culture though, so why are you posting it here and not on /mu/?
more patrician kpop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px2Q47O0_eE
>>59723547
>tfw got seenzoned by a massive qt last night
never gonna make it
>that comfy feeling when you open your window and all of london is frozen, sleeping and you can hear that gentle rumble of a 777 flying to canada in the distance
>>59723630
youre letting memes that normies use to stroke their egos dictate your life maaaaaaaaaaan
>>59723693
we've already debated this for fuck sake.
>less people live in new Zealand than scotland
Wew
>>59723630
>girlfriends
Fuck that cunt, they only hurt your feelings eventually. Fucking girls
is it true all of new zealand are sailors
>>59723715
>seenzoned
mind bigspooning me on this fresh new maymay?
>>59723732
Let's debate having poos instead then
The best type of poo imo is when it's thick and takes at least 3 seconds to pop out slowly
i didn't even comed on /brit/ in ages lol
>>59723720
why did you post this in late may? i'm assuming you're referring to some other time
is it true that all of new zealand is home of the horse lords
>>59723766
hard and streches the hole imo
not overly stretching though.
>>59723765
when you send someone a message on fb or imessage or something and they see it, giving you the seen notification but they never reply to it
>>59723693
i'e had this several times. it's just like a bad dream where you think you can walk and get up but you're stuck to the bed. in the morning you feel fine
is new zealand gay?
>>59723804
ive seenzoned girls before
good times
watching a US military plane over iraq
they're not very good at this whole stealth thing
>>59723804
I do this to girls all the time treat em mean keep em keen haha x
I've had sleep paralysis before. I woke up and there was a figure, I couldn't see it clearly at first, but it was in my peripheral.
Then it got up in my face and smiled straight at me.
I fell asleep straight after and passed it off as a dream. About a week later it sunk in it wasn't dream
>>59723630
just turned 27
there's no hope m8
although they say because of changes in culture/economics 30 is the new 20, like this generation requires an extra 10 years than previous generations
Wales > England > North Ireland >> Scotland
>>59723822
>>59723831
yeah i've done it to girls but it's really shit when the girl is actually really qt haha
bit sad about it desu
broken collarbone is doing my nut
>>59723840
nah u old as as shit bro
>>59723740
>There are more Scottish people living in Scotland than there are stars in the sky
wew
2015 was last year!!
>>59723831
>treat em mean keep em keen
does that work work though
>>59723861
true
>>59723851
Wha this means is you're messaging her too much. You gotta work put a girls rate and fire at that rate
>the 90s were 40 years ago
any of you lads ever done DMT?
>>59723851
she knows she's on high demand
gotta find a qt that will value you as an individual
which is to say a decent woman
>current 2016
>decent woman
Me on the T-shirt when he takes his jumper off
https://youtu.be/w0GPYHv-8sk
>>59723887
desu she was sending longer replies than i was sending, idk what happened haha
>>59723896
so basically just an uggo or a leftover? rather be single tbqh
>>59723894
yeah. personal recommendation: inject instead of smoke
to me smoking it feels like I am breathing shards of glass into my lungs
my shits stink
>>59723894
don't even know what it is haha
>>59723880
In under 2 years people born in 2000 are allowed to post on 4chan
*wanks to the weather*
so i know this girl and sometimes she looks really and sometimes she looks really ugly
>>59723929
nah m8 there are qt's like that
when i studied philosophy there has been a fair amount even
clever women are less superficial
finding them out of unis is the problem
>>59723962
>sometimes she looks really
*really hot
>>59723977
>clever women are less superficial
Really wish this were true, but it's not
professor said I am clever like a fox
damn right I am
>>59723829
you dont need stealth if youre american
gf just sent me this
>>59723977
i get the impression she's a lot smarter than me
overall, i'll be fine by like tomorrow but just a bit melancholy over it because she was really qt. the conversation wasn't awful or awkward so if i saw her in person i'm sure we could talk but yeah oh well no use being a cry baby bitch over it i suppose.
Might post a picture of my Willy lads what do you reckon
>>59724033
FONT
lads, is The Martian any good? thinking of watching it before bed
>>59724000
i've known some that weren't
but there's bad in the good
they weren't wearing makeup so you can be sure
they weren't too keen on removing pubic hairs and such
still very qt though
i'm guessing you aren't korean but korean women
are known to be immensely materialistic
and all around shit much like the chinese
fucking glad not to have been born in an asiatic country
>>59724083
will download it and tell you in a couple of hours
hold tight my friend
>>59724083
perfect sleeper material
>>59724095
the fuck hahahahaha
tis been a while lads, it's time
>kneels down, prostrating repeatedly, facing Mecca
>>59724095
Ayy
Janny gonna get you son
>>59724083
>>59724104
it was great in the cinema
>>59724101
>korean women
>are known to be immensely materialistic
People say this and yeah many are, but there are plenty of normal qts everywhere in korea
>> Surgeon William Beatty heard Nelson murmur, "Thank God I have done my duty"; when he returned, Nelson's voice had faded and his pulse was very weak.[52] He looked up as Beatty took his pulse, then closed his eyes. Nelson's chaplain, Alexander Scott, who remained by Nelson as he died, recorded his last words as "God and my country."
>>59724083
Saw it in cinemas and I really liked it. Worst thing about it is the occasional reddit-tier /r/atheism "FOR SCIENCE" jokes.
>>59724104
HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHHHAHHAHHHAH
but seriously doe, need something to watch
>>59724108
k, tanks
>>59724136
great, thanks
>>59724083
pretty bad imo so >>59724108 is right
>>59724043
if she really is smarter maybe that's your problem
you shouldn't beat yourself over having feelings
it's not like you have been complaining for hours
>>59724116
are you ok? should i call an ambulance?
>>59724138
good to know that generalizations are generally still shit
I can make amazing songs and remixes in my head
but I have no idea how to produce them
>>59724198
go to /mu/, there's a general for production
>>59724198
are you I, la?
>>59724198
fruity loops lad
Lads, Spurs finished 3rd
>>59724173
just me gimmick, la
Need the interracial breeding grounds copypaste please
>>59724198
load up Dance EJ
>>59724170
we're both pretty smart but i just get the impression she's a bit smarter than me. i actually sort of prefer that desu
i shouldn't be feeling upset though desu. this is like being upset because you put a dollar on a horse paying like 108:1 and it loses. i was never anything more than a dark horse to begin with. therefore i'm being a little emo fag
>>59724252
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground, and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.
Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.
Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.
When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
>>59724252
left looks like a mong, right looks like a guy, only middle is even barely not ugly
>>59724303
you can fuck right off yellow fever dickhead
not everyone is obsessed with gooks like you are
>>59724303
worst korea you have bad taste
>>59724291
Cheers la'
>>59724303
They're all really fit
You can keep your moon faces
Arsenal finished above Tottenham lol
>>59724259
are you taking class with her?
I really like clever girls desu it's a very different
mode of thinking compared to men
we're all dark horses if not from the start then eventually
as you age and see loved ones die around you
just look at old people and you'll see none of them
is convinced they ever won
you should tease her about ignoring you
that's what i would do
trust this normie frog
wish i was a fit girl so i could exploit desperate virgins on twitch
>>59724381
They're really not m7
>>59724198
same, this is my source for inspiration btw
https://youtu.be/Lgs9QUtWc3M
absolute banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD71JeX4Vk0
>>59724396
i'm not in class with her but we do similar things and all i've heard from her friends whom i know better is that she's very smart.
i think i'm just going to leave it for a couple of days and not react while i'm feeling any emotion. like I said, the conversation was never bad. it didn't end in argument or awkwardness or anything so if i see her sometime we can talk then - better to do that then talk to her unwanted and make it awkward.
>>59724457
the fuck is that
What do you guys think of my fresh meme? :^)
i want her to smother my face with her arse tbqh
https://youtu.be/cMTAUr3Nm6I
>>59724533
i love it
listening to some jazz radio
http://www.jazz.fm/index.php/listen-mainmenu/listen-live
we've got some fancy-pants here lads..o la dee da
pretentious cancuck nigger
NEED somebody to post kpop IMMEDIATELY
Sometimes I just feel a significant amount of fear for no reason.
Anybody know the feeling`?
>>59724652
Have a picture of my hand instead
>>59724685
Yes m8
It's called anxiety and you should take some Xanax
I just took .5mg on an empty stomach and am feeling very relaxed now just lying on the couch watching golf
>>59724706
Jesus christ how much do you eat
>>59724706
Holy fuck you're fat.
>>>/fit/
taking a selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor
i don't like cricket
>>59724706
your fingers are quite short 2bh
no way you're gonna be a quarterback
>>59724706
>see pic
>check flag
ah yes
>>59724787
no one does, pretty sure its just a joke
>>59724706
Diabetes The Post
>>59724787
I LOVE IT
>>59724706
having fat hands is the true sign of a fatty
>>59724803
It's okay I play offensive tackle anyway
>>59724685
it happens
mostly on a full moon of close to it for me
it can be ruled out as superstitious but most of my big freakouts have been on full moons
you shouldn't take xanax though
just don't go outside while it happens
>>59724822
i don't care
>>59724815
dont believe you aussie
i bet you play it all the time
any 90s kids here
http://i.4cdn.org/f/%EF%BC%B3%EF%BC%B5%EF%BC%AE%EF%BC%A4%EF%BC%A1%EF%BC%B9%20%EF%BC%B3%EF%BC%A3%EF%BC%A8%EF%BC%AF%EF%BC%AF%EF%BC%AC.swf
>tfw Sunday school tomorrow
>>59724934
is he ok?
>>59724741
>>59724769
>>59724819
>>59724827
I'm not fat and you're just jealous of my fit gf
>>59724934
>simpsonswave
God bless the internet.
>>59724972
is she ok?
>>59724934
>tfw Sunday school tomorrow
Tomorrow is Monday.
bit drunk from town lads what's going on waheyyyyyy
>>59725034
not in the FREE WORLD it ain't Mr. Khrushchev
http://i.4cdn.org/f/Belarusian%20Military.swf
in three hours stores will open
will buy a nice bottle of wine and eat some crips with it
feels good to be a gangster
got a bad crush on m8s gf and she kept putting her feet in my face when playing cards wtf lads
>>59725034
Maybe in your commie shithole it is.
Taxi dropped me off about a mile from my house, there was no cars in sight so i pulled my pants down and felt the spring air between my bumcheeks
Felt liberating tbqh
Brother just got home and it took him about 10 minutes to put his key in the front door, dunno if he was the using the wrong key or what but I just lots of scratching and attempts for ages
Thought someone was breaking in desu
Need to sleep but I don't want to
AMERICA HAS ONLY EVER BEEN OUR FRIEND AND ALLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGuuOdD6iY4
YEAAAAAAAAH
>>59725090
>we're one hour behind you
>I still only have to wait one hour until my local tesco opens
>>59725222
Why weren't you out lad
just had a cheeky lick of my own feet
>>59725272
Don't have to go out every single night gosh give me a break I went out last night
>>59725222
He's probably wrecked after a mental nights out with the lads and shagging slags in the pub toilets.
>>59725261
could be worst tbqh
the whole country could be on strike
>>59725295
Update: I can already hear him snoring downstairs
Why didn't he just go straight up to bed the daft cunt
>>59725226
What if I pushed him?
>>59725317
Wake him up and send him to bed then lad
>>59725321
It would be extremely painful
>>59725311
what is life like in France?
are there any robots?
>>59725222
just done this now posting on 4chan
>Tfw you're not Chet Faker
Just scrolled through the thread reading back over comments for a good few minutes thinking "why has /brit/ migrated to our general?".
Its a slow day and I'm a slow man
>>59725333
Nah fuck him I can't be arsed I'll wait for my mum to do it in a couple hours, always amusing to listen to
>>>/gif/8595145
literally me lads
>>59725334
FOЯ УOЦ!
>>59725353
life's pretty good as look
there's robots everywhere and I used to be pretty shut in if not a full fledged autist who blames is problem on everything but himself
i still like self pity though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eitQYgCqA-0
>>59725427
>>59725427
>>59725458
>>59725427
didn't open this link
>>59725486
>>59725470
>>59725458
>>59725427
>>59725427
>>59725458
>>59725470
>>59725509
ruff
>>59725509
Looks like my old cat that died
R.I.P in peace
>>59725552
my old cat looked a bit different but he was also black and white
he looked like he was wearing white socks
he's resting in my garden now in a shoebox
>>59725602
JANNY
memers
they never
they never
>>59725602
>>59725602
LITERAL maneater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI1VzSNhMpo
Just got in from a very good reggae night lads, how have you evenings been?
>>59725682
at work all day
now drinking until I fall asleep
Time to go to bed and have some imaginary fantasies of what my life could have been to lull myself to sleep, night lads.
>>59725717
goodnight lad sweet dreams x
>>59725417
Sounds pretty good tbqhwy
why are you up this late / early ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU
business idea
Golden Age Britney
Should I start watching the Sopranos?
>>59725745
enjoying my neetism i guess
i slept from 4pm to 10 pm yesterday
i have an interview for a bank in a week so maybe
wagecucking soon fellow stalker
you?
is this an accurate depiction of Australian life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKCmyGg3vnM
>>59725829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyNncvIrz8
this is
>>59725829
yeah nah, mate
>>59725806
woke up at 3am, haven't had a sleep cycle since I was 16. I am a unicuck atm so it works out, might have to change once I become a functioning adult
what kind of job in a bank?
>>59725761
objectively a good song imo
>when the poo poo wont come out so u have to extract with your fingers
mates qt gf went on a drunk rant to me about how the pakis are taking over
I was aroused but supportative
Just finished my meditation and hypnosis lads
My pineal gland is WIDE OPEN
>>59725887
you don't need sleep cycles at uni anyway
just ride the wave of doing whatever whenever
it's online client counselling (facebook, cam chat, twitter and email) very entry level since i have no experience whatsoever and still was contacted
I'm in a wheelchair lads no bully lol
>>59726052
LMAOing at your legs
>>59726052
What's got four wheels and flies?
>>59726069
I said no bully, I felt hurt inside reading this
>>59726102
The flying car from Harry potter?
>>59726102
me pushing your nan off a cliff in a sainsburys trolley?
>>59726218
>>59726151
A dead cripple
>the majority of your countrymen are nigs, spics and scots-irish hillbillies
>>59726042
sounds fairly comfy, can you do it from home?
I was playing Scrabble and put down S-P-A-S-T-I-C
Got a cripple word score for that
>>59726221
>>59726221
>>59726221
Please help
i wAs pLaYiNg sCrAbBlE AnD PuT DoWn s-p-a-s-t-i-c
GoT A CrIpPlE WoRd sCoRe fOr tHaT
*incessant screaming in the background*
>>59726414
bell end
>>59726348
nah, let's not dream too much
it may even be very stressful
first thing first gotta ace the interviews anyway
>>59726498
Nope
>>59726518
lol
I'm having bacon and eggs for breakfast.
>>59726668
OK.
>>59726701
What are you having for breakfast?
>>59726727
I am going to sleep soon.
>>59726744
That's nice.
>>59726769
Goodnight.
That was pretty cute guys.
>>59726815
ur pretty cute bb
>>59726477
good thread
>>59723423
im an islander from auckland, call us poor all you want but damn people from ponsonby are literal cucks n fags.
Muslims?
Good grief
>>59726997
Haha classic Australia!
>>59727015
the only bloody thing theyre good for is grief ahaha *takes a sip of a pint* ahaha
wasp flew in through the window yesterday and I've only managed to brave coming back in my room now.
why is /brit/ the least autistic general on int? Why can't our generals be like this?
>>59727120
Because "Japanese" posters are actually proxy fags posting in intentionally broken English to appear on some epic screencaps.
>>59727120
/brit/ is way more autistic than the french general
but nearly everyone in the french general has a surrender stick up their asses
so
Mum just woke my brother up sleeping downstairs
As expected, always a good laugh to listen to
>>59726931
How do you feel that people from auckland are literal weebs?
>>59727120
>why is /brit/ the least autistic general on int? Why can't our generals be like this?
>/brit/
>least autistic
2014Newcastlemeetup.jpg
tfw everyone around you is getting married but you're gay
>>59727204
marry a muscular dude
>>59727120
Most of /brit/ is asleep right now. Visit in a few hours. Pic related.
