alri edition
crayon pop
2nd for scottish food is great
Poleaboo is seriously considering either laser or electrolysis to remove his facial hair
Really need to resolve this issue ASAP
kpop desu
The top half of Cara's head is very qt
gonna take 2 mg etizolam at exactly 18:00 lads
stay tuned
Looking better than the Scottish referendum polls at least I guess
reviewing the hillsborough disaster lads
who's idea was it to put fences at the stands anyway, mental
>>59698703
>muh status quo
fuck off boommers
>>59698718
>reviewing the hillsborough disaster
I'd give it a 10/10, I hope a sequel is made soon!
>>59698718
I did that sorry
need a cara gf who looks just like this to take out shopping and for nice lunches
when lads
>>59698681
good post
barber wasn't working today
a trainee completely fucked my shit up
Glad I filtered the Asian posters who rely on their catchphrases as much as an american comedy
I need one of you lads to do me a favour and kill me please
>>59698883
she looks nigelish if i'm being honest
crystal palace for the fac up
>>59698909
fucking hate when that happens
i feel like they let the trainees loose at the autists because they know they won't object
just ate a load of out of date chicken, hopefully there are no repercussions haha
Really like the idea of having a gun but I also know I have far too volatile of a temper to own one. Shame.
alright I will draw one more thing give me something to draw lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-36349609
*crushes fly*
*gets fined*
>>59698647
>decide to stop playing videogames in January
>bored out of my head every weekend
h-heh at least im not a m-manchild
>>59698983
did it smell bad?
>>59698883
>tfw went out with a girl for lunch who looks exactly like Cara except with a much qter nose
>tfw she kept saying "people are going to think I've got a new boyfriend if we keep getting on like this"
Never was sure what that meant.
>>59698947
that isn't just a girl thing
every one at american sports acts like its local park or something. most look like they're there for food and just to hang out or 'network'. it's why yank sports get away with being so drawn out like baseball or interrupted like AF
>>59698983
its over for you lad
>>59699042
c-cara's nose is qt tho
>>59699014
if youre not replacing it with normie activities, why did you even stop?
>>59698883
>tfw every single one of my waifus has turned out to be gay or half-gay
What do I do to fix this
>>59698890
Yourself too mate
>>59698633
Threadly reminder
>>59699023
yeah kinda
>>59699054
shit
>>59699077
Never said it wasn't, but this girl has the qtest nose I've ever seen in my life. It's the reason she caught my eye in the first place.
>>59699042
that was a one-time-only invitation from her to you to say "would you like me being your boyfriend?" or something to that effect.
looks like you've blown it mate
>>59699092
bi is the enlightened master race.
>succumbing to heteronormative spooks
kys
>>59699129
Sorry lad, I don't think we were six years old when it happened.
>>59699122
that's pretty bad lad
should be fine if you cooked it thoroughly tho
>>59699123
post nose
if i could dox someone from their nose alone i'd have a billionaire salary with interpol
>>59699014
i know this feeling too well. video games are boring as hell tho
i want off this ride
>'follow your dreams'
>have no dreams
>>59699117
tbf making it fairer could mean making it harder for both groups
>>59699165
I did tbf
Awesome vids. Great inner rage. Look crazy. demented. supreme. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress into insanity spiral with pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' supreme, crazy, gentleman and deranged you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
>>59699164
good one
>>59699164
that seems like something you should be certain of
>>59699183
Can't. The only picture I have that shows off her nose, also has my nose in it and I really don't like my nose but it also has a very doxxable scar.
>>59699189
>>59699014
have you lads tried just reading instead?
I still play games but usually only for like an hour or so now before getting tired of it
I've been plowing through books recently though
>>59699078
>normie activities,
maybe not everyone want's to be a tryhard beta
>>59698633
>>59698883
>british """""women"""""
feeling left out, excluded, bullied
>>59699257
>having your nose that close together
must have been kissing. font
>having your noses that close together and not kissing
haha friend zone keke. kys
covering all my bases
brit thread made by non brit
good lord
gonna go to asda and snap up the reduced items
Been to the same takeaway most weeks since it started
>>59699328
Smart lad. It was actually a picture taken by someone else without our knowledge in the back of a car.
>>59699334
oh wow racist much
>>59698633
alri
Sarah bonito
paul mccartney married a milf
>>59699306
>maybe not everyone want's to be a tryhard beta
literally what did you mean by this
>>59699226
better clear your schedule for the next 3 days to prepare for the food poisoning
>>59699257
crop it you buffoon
or paint over it
>>59699384
they look like a japanese influenced dream wave band
lad on the left fucks the one in the middle and the one on the right festers on it. screen cap this.
>>59699384
i would definitely fuck the one in the centre though haha :)
>>59698633
this 2bh
>>59698883
same 2bh
really blows my mind that someone could actually believe in something as stupid as islam
the religion is a joke
going to watch groundhog day lads
rare for me to choose to watch a film
>cave in and double message her earlier
>she was online 9 mins ago
>hasnt replied
it's over for me, lads
https://youtu.be/A_MjCqQoLLA?t=3m57s
imagine being in the crowd lads
>really blows my mind that someone could actually believe in something as stupid as islam
>the religion is a joke
sevco are at it again
I am presently in the process of Befouling the Adoration of Christ
>>59699408
>even risking a doxxing so some /brit/lads can wank to a nose
Don't think so lad.
>>59699479
>the religion is a joke
MASSACRE TO THOSE WHO INSULT ISLAM
>>59699425
>lad on the left fucks the one in the middle and the one on the right festers on it. screen cap this.
reckon this happens in literally every band with an attractive women
>>59699508
yeah probably is lad best to take it on the chin and get ready for the next target
dont let her get to you mate
>>59698909
Happened to me a few years ago. Idiot barber left a huge cut on my head because she wasn't paying attention while using the 1mm clippers
>>59699479
have the same feeling about all religions 2bh
Haha just told the gf to order me a milkshake and she said 'you didn't finish it last time' so I said 'I'll fucking finish you if you don't get me my milkshake now run along'
>>59699574
haha good one lad
>>59699573
what's wrong with the other religions?
>>59699523
just admit her nose is shit and you got caught up in your lie
>>59699497
I watched it for the first time recently
>>59699617
did you enjoy it
>>59699497
>rare for me to choose to watch a film
am i supposed to be impressed? because im not. im not impressed.
>>59699518
>jew
hmm
>This frog is still here
Which of you cunts invited him?
Gonna have a veggie burger and watch Mulholland Drive tbqh
>>59699561
the worst part is im invited to her house party next weekend
>>59699677
yes youll fit right in at usyd
>>59699508
she knows what she is doing and you should move on
>>59699497
I watched it for the first time recently
I man am regal, a german am I.
whoa, deja vu
>every time dad empties the dishwasher or takes stuff out of the cupboards it sounds like there's an earthquake in the kitchen
>mum always shouts at him and asks him what he's doing
like clockwork
>>59699661
i did
>>59699693
nah thats not that bad lad just be on the offensive. try to get in with one of her mates or some other girl at the party. if you see her getting in with some guy ignore it and continue trying to get in with some other bird.
you'll be right mate
>>59699705
never odd or even
if i had a hifi
>>59699704
did you enjoy it
>>59699617
>>59699497
Just catched Groundhog Day here on TV in my country .. and I'm wondering.. is there any more movies with this 'repeating the same day' theme? Not as good as Groundhog Day for sure.. but gimme some suggestions. I love time travel movies .. and this theme is sort of time travel ..
>>59699721
Revoking your invite license lad.
jordy why did you add all those girls
>>59699643
I did
>>59699611
They're complete nonsense, tbf though they're more developed than Islam and have had to moderate their views to avoid becoming completely obsolete
>>59699720
haha wish my parents had this relationship growing up instead of detesting each other and regularly getting into domestics haha x
Wouldn't mind going to Singapore lads
It seems insane that there's a bunch of Chinese, Malaysian and Indian food all in the same city, sometimes in the same building in the hawker stalls
Thoughts?
>>59699743
Madam I'm adam
too hot to hoot
>>59699479
https://twitter.com/aaibrahim01/status/734065303978663936
reminder that im the official swedish poster of brit
I'M DE BRUDDA WHO YOU
I'M DE BRUDDA WHO YOU
TRYNA GET WID MY CREW
TRYNA GET WID MY TEAM
WHO DE HELL ARE YOU
>>59699763
think one of his girl mate's posted his photo and advertised him in some girl group desu
is 4chan flashing for anyone else?
whole screen goes black for a second then comes back for a second then goes for a second again
wtf is going on
>>59699759
memento
>>59699782
Not looking forward to the 2021 census if I'm completely honest
>>59699720
>no dishwasher
>everytime my dad washes the pots i have to re-wash them
like clockwork
>>59699794
are you the good one or the shitposter?
>have the same feeling about all religions 2bh
>>59699814
this will never happen to me
>>59699822
thats normal
>>59699733
her and her housemates are the only people i know so i was intending to follow her around all night, now i may just off myself the night before (assuming she doesnt reply)
ordered some pizza and garlic breads lads. haha you were all too late to ask me what you wanted xD
>>59699785
no lemons no melon
too bad I hid a boot
>>59699862
the good one, obviously
>>59699868
get a grip lad fuck her if she wants to be a slut let her be a slut
>>59699822
sometimes does that yeah, something to do with scrolling
>>59699782
like a fusion of developed and undeveloped countries' age distributions
Watching paper towns lads
>>59699770
actually, not too wrong ago my mum got super drunk after both of my parents agreed to cut down on the drinking and my dad found a stash of vodka in a cupboard. Even during mid-week evenings they could drink the recommended weekly allowance in one sitting
dad went absolutely mental at her and my mum just laughed it off and told him to grow up. Dad then left and didn't come back for the night and mum was up for most of the night crying and looking for sympathy
played 103 hours and still no rainbow chest
my mind's telling me no
but my body, my body's telling me YEAAAHH
Measured my willy just then. Bang on 7.5 inches from the pelvic bone.
>>59699479
They're pakis with an inferiority complex who hate White people. They feel no qualms about worshiping a mass-murdering warlord.
>>59699782
Genuinely terrified our white count is going to drop below 98% tbqh.
>>59699887
good lad
>>59699917
gungeon?
>>59699915
your mum sounds like a pisshead haha would love to party with her
>>59699868
>i was intending to follow her around all night
fantastic plan
>>59699938
chucky ar la
>>59699914
I wouldn't waste the 90 minutes lad
>>59699959
Well said lad.
Ha ha ha he really did it the absolute madman, he actually denied the reality of time
>>59699573
i felt the same but the amount of muslims that actually believe it to the point where they believe that leaving the religion should lead to death is very high
what they believe is clearly absolute nonsense and yet they feel need to kill anyone that questions it
>>59699948
good post
>>59699943
style reminds me of Martin Brown
might just be the lettering
>>59698647
when are you going to fuck off with your weeaboo autistic shite?
>>59699948
growing up with two super heavy drinkers and see them argue while on alcohol or about alcohol on more than one occasion has made me not drink haha
>>59699892
im almost certain there isnt another lad, dno why she's not replying. maybe because ive been so aloof that she thinks i dont care and now she's doing the same haha
is asking her mate for advice a bad idea?
>>59699965
I only watch the bits with cara 2bh
The soundtrack is actually really good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjBdQmFnctA
There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with wearing adult diapers for an uninterrupted nights sleep.
it's time
https://clyp.it/skxgj0em
high volume at start so watch out
>>59700028
how autistic are you lad
tolerance of islam is indefensible
>>59699862
in this case the shitposter is an actual shit poster interestingly
>Go to front page
>There's always a raging israel-palestine argument thread
>Full of jewpaki diaspora
Ahh yes
tfw your gimmick reputation gets shredded
>>59700023
just pop up saying "fucking reply to me you little charlatan before i set loose a drift of pigs to rape your little cunt" honestly works 9/10 times
>>59700032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PYbZDI8d0A
agree
allow me to blow your minds fellas
mammoths walked the earth when the pyramids were being built
pyramids of giza were more ancient to julius caesar than he was to us
cleopatra was born closer to the moon landings than to the building of the pyramids
when jesus was living in egypt the temple of karnak in luxor or thebes was already 3000 years old
the last dinosaurs were closer to us than to the first dinosaurs
tyranosaurus rex is closer to birds than to stegasaurus
martin luthor king and anne frank were born on the same year
dinosaurs roamed earth for more than twice as long as theyve been extinct
stonehenge was already a ruin when jesus walked the earth
oxford university is older than the aztec empire.
is 4chan fucking flashing for anyone else? the thread fucking disappears then reappears
is this some fucking meme gimmick shit from that gook cunt?
Just noticed that Woy drafted Rasheedford to the Euros wtf
lads, I want to ask this girl out what do I say
>>59700096
yeah the dinosaurs are fried
>>59700106
not regularly
>>59700057
just need a gf m8
also you really havent watched the parts of films you liked before and skipped the shit bits?
The soundtrack is still good anyway
>>59700106
you're having a stroke
>"The last week that you can start your entries and meet the requirements of the assessment is week 6"
>it is now week 11 and I have just started
>>59700015
you're not enjoying my crayon posting?
>>59700066
hilarious how every muslim on earth obsessed with that tiny shithole
LAFDS HELP WHY IS THE FUCKING THREAD FLASHING ON AND OFF
made raspberry financiers today lads.
they are fucking based
woah lads me 4chan keeps flashing haha wow wow ah woaah! *has a mild seizure but gets back up again* haha oh wow woah it's still flashing wooooahhh not again! Hahahaaaa aargh
>>59700128
all you have to do mate is to show affection for her and be yourself
>>59699918
Is this song about poleaboo's indiscretions?
>>59700096
whats the go with the stonehenge?
>>59700032
VERY good post
>>59700096
>mammoths walked the earth when the pyramids were being built
they used them to build the pyramids, i've seen that documentary 10,000 BC
>>59700019
Rasheed
>>59700173
bankers?
4chan is flashing lads
there's literally a pedophile in the thread who has a fetisch for babies
4CHAN FIT
>>59700177
you being genuine lad or you just mugging me off? my thread is fucked up beyond belief
>>59700096
>oxford university is older than the aztec empire.
That's bullshit
>>59700177
>>59700221
something to do with 4chan x apparently
https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x/issues/921
https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x/issues/920
>>59700106
it's called blinking
>>59700235
Rasheed.
>>59700205
fuck off
>>59700258
lel
>>59700079
hmm
i dont think ill try that one
hahaha woahaahh
>>59700251
>founding date: 1428
>they fell for the MemeAddon
>>59700050
time for what?
janny is updating 4chans firmware lads
>>59700235
not in the thread but his name is Muhammed the Prophet of Allah (pbuh)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_historical_figures_known_as_the_Just
Which one of you did this?
>>59700203
wouldnt mind switching her diaper after she took a nice steamy poo in it tbf lads
>>59700304
ah a man against the odds
turned off 4chanx and the blinking has stopped
christ how do people use 4chan natively
I think video games are fucking sad, and only autistic virgin manchildren play video games outside the occasional Fifa sesh..
But I can't help but admit that Planetside 2 looks fucking sick.
dont reply to the other swede lads
>tell SJW mate I don't like the privacy issues with windows 10
>OMG YOU'RE SO PARANOID I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE YOU TINFOIL HAT WEARING RACIST BIGOT!
>>59699308
>german""""women""""
>>59700332
for a cheeky joint
David Forester Wallace long but thin-ish willy
Going to play some runescape lads.
Anyone interested in joining my collaborative wealth organization?
can't understand lads who hold out hope for getting with a girl that is already fucking other people
baffling
>>59700385
Good blog rourke
i agree
>>59700362
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brendan_Fraser
>Ethnicity: Irish, Scottish, German, Czech and French Canadian
YANKEE DOODLE
Quick, post rare Kevs
>>59700372
lvivng life on the edge
is it conceivable to go to a bar and talk to strangers in the smoking area if you don't even smoke?
>>59700173
>financiers
>>59699479
It's because the truth scares them. Consciously or subconsciously they refuse to confront it.
>>59700393
is that different from a cheeky spliff?
>>59700446
Love how yanks NEVER say they have English heritage
>>59700424
>>59700383
yeah planetside 2 was great. not sure if it's still active though
it was absolutely captivating assaulting a base with 200 other terran players by land and air
>>59700446
>french canadian is an ethnicity
hmm
>>59700450
pretty much all me
>>59700458
yes
I rarely smoke (pretty much only when I'm pinging) and go into the smoking area pretty often
>>59700424
the chance to sling one up your mum's box is well worth it lad
>>59700458
yes
>>59700522
Enjoy your slippery slope into becoming a smoker
>>59698671
would laser my bunghole desu
and the hair follicles up my shaft
>>59699822
>>>/qa/537394
do this or just turn off 4chanX and install dollchan
>>59700566
dont reply to him please
Love my new Aeropress :3 makes such yummy coffcoff xx
>>59700502
they had a fat update recently that adds some new gameplay shit about resource acquisition
might get back into it
>>59700450
couple of those were me
>>59700476
it's the same
how many of you have a portrait of the queen in your house?
>>59700096
>mammoths walked the earth when the pyramids were being built
Uhh.....yeah. It's not like mammoths were dinosaurs. How is this surprising?
>pyramids of giza were more ancient to julius caesar than he was to us
And you have something in your country (Stonehenge) that is about 500-1000 years older than the Pyramids
>cleopatra was born closer to the moon landings than to the building of the pyramids
No shit, that's how time works
>when jesus was living in egypt the temple of karnak in luxor or thebes was already 3000 years old
No shit? Jesus was a part of the Roman empire
>the last dinosaurs were closer to us than to the first dinosaurs
Yup
>tyranosaurus rex is closer to birds than to stegasaurus
Okay
>martin luthor king and anne frank were born on the same year
Lots of people were born in 1929
>dinosaurs roamed earth for more than twice as long as theyve been extinct
Yeah
>stonehenge was already a ruin when jesus walked the earth
Stonehenge was a ruin up until the 1700s
>oxford university is older than the aztec empire.
Yeah, so?
Bullying all the other countries on /int/ right now lad. They're all absolutely fuming.
>>59700502
It's still active and fun
Yo, I am the grime scene saviour, Eskimo raver
Man’s still around all ten years later
North London geezer, Loughton Town creeper
Work, and the hard times get easier
These soundboys ain’t got no flavour
Give them pepper, indie or major
Tell a man that wants to rain on me
That lightning can strike back six months later
Going on colder, wiser and older
Laughing after who thought I was over
Strap talk, ‘llow that, pen up revolvers
I put the Chip back on everyone’s shoulder
Don’t like sober, I am a stoner
Watered down? What? Man already crossed over
Feature verse tearer, North Face wearer
Cash Motto, it’s a brand new era
>>59700630
i have 2, thinking of buying another 1 to hang in the bathroom
what do you think?
>>59700630
i have a picture of ur mum
>>59700630
doesn't everyone?
Had a dream where I met a qt Japanese girl and now I don't feel like fapping and I only want a loving gf
>>59700630
My grandparents do.
>>59700552
already been down that road mate, started to get cig cravings and stopped touching them for a long while. Like I said, only really smoke when I'm on diz now
>>59700584
had it for a while. good but still need this for when i want more than a single mug
how many of you would die for the queen?
>>59700630
dad is a hardcore leftie
he would kick me out if I did that
lads why doesn't anyone care that Jaden Smith has a 20 y/o gf when he's only 17?
ah, what a fine day...
why does my 4chan keep blinking
wtf
>>59700685
>dying for some old benefits scrounging whore
no
wtf is up with the 'chon lads
did gookmoot fuck it again?
>>59700736
Dipreet
