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>Be me,a portuguese guy in germany
>start walking on the street
>go to a restaurant
>sit with my new german friends
>they all have blue eyes and blonde hair
>suddenly a chav german of turkish descent comes along and sits with us
>he asks his friend who the fuck am I
>they say that i'm a portuguese immigrant
>the german of turkish descent makes a pretentious smirk/laugh
>he says he hates immigrants and that germany is getting worse and worse by the time as more immigrants enter the country
>I say that i'm already working and i'm a very qualified worker
>he says he doesn't give a fuck and that i'm stealing jobs
>i say that his parents were probably immigrants aswell
>his faces freezes for a sec and he asks why
>I say that his skin/nose/eye details are very middle eastern/arab looking
>he springs out of his chair angry as a fucking chimp
>he angrily shouts that he's not an arab but a descendent of the mongols
>I rise slowly from my chain and say:''Sit the fuck down,or else we'll be having turkish bacon for dinner
>he gets closer to me and since his head only manages to reach my chest,he has to look up as we have 20 cm of height difference.(I'm 1.82m).
>he says:''The ottomans enslaved many puny europeans over the centuries and were the menace of europe''
>I say:''You were nothing to us,we fucking destroyed your navies on the indian ocean and mediterranean,you're just a fucking turk that wants to be a chav on a weak male country but you're messing with the wrong person''
>he tries to punch me
>i grab his wrist,break it,and smash his arm into the table
>he starts crying
>I say:fuck yeah mothatfucka nigger bitch nigga islamic motherfucking niqab weare your mom sucked my dick last night and she told me her niqab is moist as fuck and that she wishes she could go back to turkey to suck some refugees off so they can pay for your college.''
Tugas have some weird fethishes.
>>59670569
>Things that never happened.jpg
>>59670825
fuck off turco de merda
>>59670569
>they all have blue eyes and blonde hair
i can see your inferiority complex and how brainwashed you are
tl;dr
>>59670888
I'm just stating facts atlantic slave trade frankenstein
>>59670865
I wanted to see the part where you flew in the air and did a double back flip, could you make your next post a little more interesting?
>>59671018
What makes you think there'll another one ?
>>59671018
This 2bh but I hoped that turk would cry for help and you singlehandedly deal with all his friends and gun which one of the guy brought with him
>>59670569
I came twice. Beautiful story.
>>59671127
Interesting,I'll take notes.Maybe I'll make a visit to russia and have a cup of coffee there and see if anything curious happens
>>59670569
moors vs. turks
the movie
>>59670569
Then you woke up and realized you were just another Alberto Barbosa manlet.
>>59671207
Interesting,tell me more about your dreams son.
>>59671190
i'm not a moor,spaniards are tho.fucking húan himenez húlio halal
>>59670569
and then you wake up
>>59671266
Sometimes I dream of being a cute anime girl. At least that's more plausible than fighting evil german turks.
>>59671114
Because you're full of shit and will likely whore your bullshit stories out for more attention.
Did you think this was funny or something?
Damn, and i thought canadians and krauts were the champions of bad humor
>>59670569
You have pretty bollywoodesque fantasies.
>>59671266
ah ah coming from a shitskin it's actually very funny.
>>59671564
This, cringed hard at it.
>>59671207
says alberto barbosa's son
>>59670569
WTF I LOVE PORTUGAL NOW
>>59670569
*cringes*
OP is telling the truth guys, I was there.
After OP broke the turks arm he ripped it off and then a demon came off the turks ripped arm, OP proceeded to slay the demon with an ancient forbidden portuguese jutsu and saved everyone in the restaurant.
