FUCK THE POLICE
>>59669853
reported to the FBI
REPORTED
o bb
I wonder what it is?
op please stop this
Yesss.
Feel the dark side.
put it in your butt pls
>>59669980
Dragon dildo
It's a healthy baby girl!
>>59669983
You'll never catch me, copper
>>59670059
Construct it, it's a dragon dildo guaranteed
Europeans are really gay
timestamp it or it's fake
This tastes like shit no wonder it's outlawed
What does this even do?
>>59670143
Rub it 666 times and you'll see.
Oh, and don't forget to dip it in virgin blood.
>>59670120
fuck 12
>>59670214
But anon, it's 7:30.
>>59670143
>What does this even do?
It grants you three wishes in one
>>59670254
west coast best coast
I think I did it
Fucking furry Europoor toys
>>59670214
>5/20/2016
>not 20/5/201
>>59670348
>Europeans are still in the stone age
>>59670313
I don't think the throne is right
>>59670348
>Italians literally think its the year 201
>>59670313
why its hands and feet united?
is it a birth defect?
>>59670591
You should know, monkey
>>59669853
>>59669920
>>59669980
>>59670059
>>59670143
>>59670214
>>59670313
enjoy getting droned lmao
call 911
>>59670450
>>59670374
now that I think about it, what is this weird contraption I am using right now? And why am I speaking this alien language? Who are you, writing me in such a comedic way, curse on you, devils!
>>59670348
you know you can get them here right?
>>59669980
Wtf why would anyone want plastic inside a chocolate egg?
>>59670374
201 is the Iron Age you daft cunt
>>59669853
Global Rules
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>>59671326
>be in USA
>it's legal to mass murder an entire school
>it's ILLEGAL to eat a fucking egg of chocolate
I CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP. CAN YOU?
>>59671402
It's our right as American citizens to get shot
>>59670313
>fist-penis
One thing I want before I die is to open a kinder egg.....just.....one
Why don't gunfags revolt against the government for their right to get eggs?
>>59671744
We're cucks
>>59671744
Nobody cared about eggs until they were banned.
>>59672083
if i unban the eggs will you die?
>>59672157
It would be an extreme chocking hazard.
>>59672870
for kids
What were the names of those chocolate balls that had toys inside of them? I used to buy them all the time.
I remember the TV commercials would shout WHADDYAGET over and over.
>>59673209
Holy shit what
I guess they got around the law by making the stuff inside edible.
>>59673320
Those are old.
>>59673320
>tfw only 90's kids remember
>>59674225
>>59674250
YOOOOOOOOOOO
