Descibe this country in two words. Be honest and no memes.
commie
poor
don't care
street porn
Czech em
hot women
Český lovec
Cheap beer
>>59665963
Skoda
Pivo
porn
beer
>>59665963
good beer
Eastern Europe
>>59665963
what's the difference between Bohemia and Moravia
>>59666092
Skoda Francie
Böhmen Mähren
>>59666170
A FUCKING GOOK IN POLAND
>>59665963
I just crushed Bohemia as Brandenburg in EU4. Thought you all would want to know...
Skulls for the skull throne.
>>59666170
Bohemia = gyppo-slavic edge masters
Moravia = noble catholic Europeans
>>59666170
Bohemia is rich and makes the beer.
Moravians are Slovak/Pole rapebabbies.
GIB SUDETENLAND
>>59666175
In Slovenian, škoda means damage or a pity. Is it the same in Czech and are there any jokes about the company's name if so?
>>59666250
> Italian edyucashion
>>59666170
Moravia=Slavs who used to have Empire
Bohemians=got cucked by Moravians
>>59666296
Škoda peněz
>>59665963
Slavic porn
>>59666338
gotcha
>>59666313
what empire ?
Two words won't do you justice, so I'll go with three
Meth, hookers, Prague
t. I live a 30 minute drive away from the Czech border
>>59666463
Great Moravia
>>59666463
A fantasy amalgamation of Great Moravia and Pribina's and Kocelj's Pannonian Duchy that was established throughout Slovak history schoolbooks in 1993, perhaps as early as 1945.
>>59666213
t. eternal German
>>59666524
The bad part of Germany or the good part of Germany?
>>59666524
You forgot gypsies
>>59666548
did it exist?
no navy
surprisingly comfy
>>59666648
No kernkraftwerks
>>59666619
Certainly, the borders are debatable but not the existence
>>59666549
butthurt
>>59666654
parts that border Austria = comfy, tradition, freedom, nature
parts that border Germany = poverty, rapes, immigrants, communism, gypsies, get shanked in broad daylight by hooker
Why?
>>59666784
Because southern Moravia >>>> Mordor >>> northern bohemia
>>59666736
>not even 1 moreta
shit empire
>>59666866
Moravia is a meme, it doesnt exist.. you gotta choose
either you are Slovakia or Czechia.
>>59666927
Bohemia is a mene you Gotta choose you either heim ins Reich or protectorate
>>59665963
They're sound
>>59665963
degenerate people
>>59666872
i have no clue what is moreta
>>59666872
You are a Gook why are you discusng European History like you are a native ?
>>59666993
Denn Reich, ich denke.
>>59667078
Slovosled pico
>>59666596
Bavaria, so the good part ostensibly
>>59666597
No we don't get those. Your Vietnamese need to either start peddling decent drugs or fuck off
>>59666927
hes probably a hungarian in denial living in czechia
>>59667066
BULGARIA NA TRI MORETA!!
>>59667066
never heard of it either t b h f a m
probably some nonsense
>>59667111
I didnt mean it to be single sentece you fgt
>>59667124
Moravian living in Moravia actually. Never heard of "czechia".
>>59667119
What city? I lived like 10 minutes from Bavarian border and about 20 from Saxon.
>>59665963
Nessa Devil
>>59667308
this haha
>>59667308
Superior czech product desu
>>59667497
>Reverse image search
>First result, "How to Kiss a Girl the First Time in Your Room: 10 Steps"
>>59667308
best girl desu
>>59667497
That's an average argie girl
>>59667497
>>59667582
Also neither of them have the long torso Nessa has
>>59667222
You know Hof? That's where I'm from originally, currently in Nürnberg
>>59667644
haha Hof? Have you played football from years cca 2004-2008 in Hof?
We might've been teammates.
From Franzensbad currently in Prague.
>>59665963
best beer
>>59667542
Is there a different tutorial for kissing the same girl outdoors?
>>59667630
>long torso
And you like fake tits apparently
>>59667713
No mate, not anymore at that age. But I do remember there was some sort of Czech-German football club around here, right?
What are you up to in Prague, what's life like? I've only done touristy stuff over there but fuck, it's literally the GOAT City in Europe.
>>59667887
>there was some sort of Czech-German football club around here, right?
yeah the german kids had to learn czech (they usually didnt)
the czech kids had to learn german (was enforced by nazi officiers)
and thre rivalry was pretty nice, every autumn we had snail fight (like snowball fight, but with snails)
>What are you up to in Prague, what's life like?
Well I gave up on school since it was fucking boring, now I will have new entrance exams and stuff. Life is much more
lively here, people everywhere, parties everywhere, drunk people everywhere.
>it's literally the GOAT City in Europe.
Marktrediwtz, dude that city is so fucking comfy
Franzensbad is pretty good if you wanna have 3 kids and care about nothing else. (Have you been near the Swan lake? Thats where I lived)
>>59668126
>Marktredwitz
Lad why?! It's boring as fuck. We wouldn't go there if not for the Media Markt.
If you wanna visit a top tier city in Bavaria may I suggest Regensburg or Nürnberg, even München is still nice these days.
>drunk people
kek, I know. Whenever I go to Prague nowadays, I just eat too much knedliky and trdelnik and drink too much Budweiser (the real one, not the American pisswater kind) and Pilsner Urquell
>>59668370
>Lad why?! It's boring as fuck.
Ye but the city is cute, everything is small and painted in cheerful colours.
I've been to München though just passing by to get to airport.
I've been planning some Europe-trip for quite some time with my mates, so I might
pay a visit to Bavaria esp. since it's really nearby.
>Budweiser (the real one, not the American pisswater kind) and Pilsner Urquell
Try Staropramen unfiltered (its seasonal, but in summer they are sure to have it)
its the perfect summertime beer.
Total shit
>>59668552
Cheers, hope you enjoy it! I'm off to sleep now.
>>59665963
backstabbing traitors
I know so little about it, so basically just "Poland 2"
Speak some sort of Polish, look like Poles, have similar economy to Poland... they should just (re-)unite desu
>>59665963
Velvet Revolution
