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Meanwhile, in 5000 BC /int/...
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Meanwhile, in 5000 BC /int/...
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Ooga booga where da Neanderthal wimmin at
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>>59664269
t. homo habilis
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was sup niggas
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WAR
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(most likely)

*Performs gather-hunter activities*
*socializes in a way that's very similar to the way people socialize today*
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>tfw berry picker
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>>59664218
boy i am glad he is frozen in there and we are out here
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HEY GUYS I JUST DISCOVERED MASTURBATION!
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fires n shiet
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Oispa primitiivistä kaljaa
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I killed my first Mammoth!
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Yesterday, while I was planting some seeds in front of my cave, a couple a retarded hunters told me that I was a faggot for not eating animals and stoned me.

Fucking normies, I hate them all.
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>tfw no abbo gf
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Rate my drawings.
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>you will never fugg a qt sabre-toothed tigress
Why even hunt and gather?
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>>59664561
Tigers are not for sexual, they are for food.
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>>59664347
Farming was already invented.
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*smash u with rock*
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>Uglug-clan
>White
lel
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>>59664218
My waifu
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huuh uuh huh awombo fiki fiki
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>>59664794
I hate that cartoonist, his insipid aesthetic and smug unfunny soul.
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>>59664547
can you give one a frogs face, and another a sad man face, and another a bear face?

I bet it will be really popular.
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>>59664269
neanderthal genes in modern humans actually come from males, which means they were the ones doing the cucking
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>>59664711
yeah but it wasn't used everywhere just yet.
Also I don't know about the extent.
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>Edgy younglings using sharp stone
Sharp stone no good stone!
Big stone only good stone!
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I have been coughing blood for a month and I feel pretty bad. Our shaman has been trying to convince the evil spirits to leave my body, but the Gods won't hear his pledge.

What do, /int/?
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*shoots u with my gun*
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>>59664815
LOWTEST
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S
T
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>>59664218
weren't we all part of the Finnish empire back in 5000 BC ?
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>>59664922
then how come neanderthals died out and homos survived? shit genes?
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>>59664974
>use big stone
>hate sharp stone

good luck killing lion
good luck killing bear
good luck killing bad men across river
good luck killing anything rock-head
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>>59664218
SLAVS came from space so advanced technology and researches.
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>>59664978
well, not much thing to do at the old age of 35, you know, you made your time, grampa
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*worships a primitive fertility deity*
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>Uruk
>Civilized like Eridu
Lel
Eridu has a long history. Remove Uruk
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>>59664939
Yes it was, in Greece and the Danube valley especially,
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>>59665080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L93-7vRfxNs
lol
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>>59664218
Lel wheelcucks, enjoy your shitty transportation, I'll be riding my dinosaur
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>>59664218
Ah, yes. Our golden age, with the Ancient Finnish Empire falling only two millenia later. We'd be colonizing the stars right now if it wasn't for non-Finns.
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>>59665056
nobody knows, but they weren't primitive
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I am 1/4th Ubuk, 1/16th Droog, 1/4th Mikwak, 1/16th Albo

I identify as Ubuk-Niggwa
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Hey guys, check out the Venus Idol I made.
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>-5000
>supporting the FC Chauvet
>not supporting the historic Olympic Lascaux

fucking bandwagonners
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>tfw you will never enjoy a life in tune with nature as humans were supposed to do
Hold me pls
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>>59664218
>5000 BC

Sorry but we already wuz kangs n shit
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>>59664269
Neanderthals didn't live 5000 bc.

>>59664308
Especially did h. habilis live 5000bc (are you insane)
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>Not building walls around your settlement

Good luck with raiders stealing your grain and burning down your mud hut, I'll be fine drinking goat milk and relaxing on my straw mat.
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>>59665215
Okay, okay, I just wanted to be hunter - gatherer for a while.
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FUCKING HOMO SAPIENS GET OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>59665640
>Especially did h. habilis live 5000bc (are you insane)
*not live
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Ugurbs just let in 10 neanderthals to their village. Why are they cucking themselves this hard? Ugurb YES
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Atlantis here, get fucked rest of the world.
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Hey guys, I'm going to go mountains to initiate relationships with other tribes so we can trade, wish me luck.
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>>59665056
Neanderthals hunted and mated with humans until near extinction. The best humans were left and staged a comeback.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZbmywzGAVs

NEANDERTHALS BTFO
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>>59665773
Nah that's the Basque
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>>59665661
>We're gonna build a wall, and the Denisovans are going to pay for it.
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>>59665793
people like you why my tribe got destroy by bad men across river
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>>59665683
ooga booga where the australopithecine wimin at
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>>59665985
Enough! Don't trigger the autism in your fellow /int/brothers, anon.
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>>59664493
what that
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>>59664218
>>59665661

We are the original Khanz
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>Be nomadic hunter gatherer
>Glorious long blonde hair
>Can't get enough food to feed everyone this hunting run
>Everyone is hungry as fuck
>oh fuck
>Swarthy ground-men growing berries and grass nearby
>Tfw women go to ground men daily for "food"
>tfw women start getting pregnant
>tfw cucked by manlets
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>>59666132
>European hunter gatherer
>blonde
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What is this feeling I'm feeling?
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>>59664218
All your camp are belong to us
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people weren't ooging booging in 5000bc, m8.
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>>59666599
Portuguese are still doing it in 2016
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>>59666888
WITNESSED
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>>59664493
no you didnt you berry picking pleb
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Fuck off with the Neanderthal meme, they never mated with superior Homo Sapiens
Thank god we wiped those literal subhumans out
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>>59666888
>>59666999
This is a lucky thread
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>>59667063
what is all this neanderthal/homo sapien stuff

How does it work, how did modern humans come about and when

have no idea how this stuff works
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>be Canadoo Clan
>eat leaf


NO MAKE UP
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