What are the benefits to learning your language?
I can't think of any
- nothing
none
You can finally understand the dialog in scat porn.
If you learn Croatian you will also understand Serbian, so it's like you know two languages.
Yeah, it's useless.
you can talk to your gardener
You learn the second, soon to be first, most spoken language in your country.
You can swear like god and pilot our military vehicles.
You can order burger
Learning that no matter what language you speak, everyone is an imbecile.
You can talk like old proto-Indoeuropean peasants.
>>59650757
>Are
This pisses me off more than "everyday" or "their/there/they're". 'Are' makes no god damned sense in a possessive sentence. How do so many people mix up ARE and OUR. The meanings are nothing alike and the words don't even sound the same.
>>59649257
You can decipher american codes used during the pacific war
>>59650947
>the words don't even sound the same.
yeah they do
people who mix them up our retarded but they do sound similar
I want to learn Basque for no particular reason
>>59651695
me too desu
you can talk like a sick cunt
>>59649257
the gods speak irish, not saxon. its the language of learned men and philosophers
>>59650947
they sound the same depending on the dialect
in america they say awurr and ahwrr but in ireland we say arr for both
Read memes in other languages
>>59649445
>You get to order tacos with your favorite people
>you can socialize with your cohorts whilst you build my wall
>>59651493
Like the other dude said, it must be a dialect thing. In the Northeast, Are = Arr, Our = ouerr (same pronunciation as hour). Such widespread idiocy though, I have no idea how this happens.
>>59649257
You can learn to spell properly.
You can talk to snakes.
THE DUAL MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT WITH UR GF?
You can safely traverse glendale.
i honestly cant think of any
friendships that last for a lifetime
>>59649257
you can speak with me
you can get a job
Mother tongue:
>Can talk with your gardener
>Can shitpost on /lat/
>Can watch dross videos and july3p videos
>can ask for 5 pe to buy the wi to drink wi the pi in the pla
>>59651695
>>59651785
It's fairly difficult from what I've seen, my late grandfather spoke it but my dad didn't care to learn it, especially as he had no use for it.
>>59649257
Vast amounts of top tier literature and cinema. Easy registration on Russian torrent trackers and other web sites. Aaaand I guess that's it.
>>59650757
>we can't sale burgers
>are grill is down
