spunk rockets edition
*sips brexit voters tears*
>>59640866
Misty cosplayer with her Asian boyfriend
Sub pole por España
>>59640866
number stations are way spooky lads
una velas
>>59640866
me on the left
>>59640812
I'm not the one you are arguing with, fuck face. You are dragging your shite joke on and on.
It's spreading
Wilma > Betty
Disappointed with the lack of Zac posting gimmicks here
Borders
What's up with that?
Politics
What's up with that?
Police shots
What's up with that?
Identities
What's up with that?
Your privilege
What's up with that?
Broke people
What's up with that?
Boat people
What's up with that?
The realness
What's up with that?
The new world
What's up with that?
Am gonna keep up on all that
reminder MIA has deleted this song twice because of all the dislikes
>sips Brin voter tears
>put chakras into the shop for a service
>cunt is telling me i've fried the connection to my third eye and that it's going to cost me 800 near death experiences
fucks sake lads fucking held HOSTAGE in this country
No post for Poleaboo today it seems
>>59640931
His joke would have been fine if it weren't delayed by the other lad's "fuck off paki" post
Time for a spot of lunch, methinks.
>>59640905
>>59640943
get the ball rolling, sunshine
>>59640976
what are you going to have?
>>59640976
my pineal gland is shutting down just looking at this
>>59640976
A runt's meal if I've ever seen one.
it's a bit ironic how good looking i am haha
>>59640976
Can't beat a bit of beans on toast.
Good choice, lad.
>>59640966
oh mate don't bother it's all a scam
I went in to have one of my chakras realigned and to have a melatonin change and the bloke wanted to charge me £500! told him to stick it up his astral plane
>>59641002
you're making my pineal glad expand la ;)
>>59640976
Not really going to eat dogfood are you?
>>59640976
Why do you hate yourself
>>59641017
wish i knew that feel
just about have to juggle fucking plates and play piano with my feet to have a girl pay attention to me hahaha
Reminder that beans are a good source of plant protein!
>>59641033
>>59641030
>>59641004
>>59641002
Ahh yes, the 'I've never had beans on toast' club.
>>59641000
>Height
>5'6
>Would rather not say if owns a car
cop or not
>>59640976
this post was so horrendous my connection to the pyramids of giza was knocked out
>he is actually going to eat his dogfood
>>59641049
was a #callback to a dutch post itpt
>>59641045
Fucking hell thats rancid
>>59641045
what a life
>still over a week before my clothes arrive
At least I'll be reading some interesting facebook messages soon
>>59641049
ahhhh yes
with packaged bread and beans "cooked" in this fucking thing >>59641045
that's dirtier than pouring the beans on the asphalt and heating them that way
>>59641045
>THE STATE OF THAT MICROWAVE
>>59641045
holy fuck clean your microwave you fucking twat
>>59641045
state a that micro, says it all about their userbase really. actually lyrical madness that microwaves were once a sign of wealth
>>59641073
wew
>>59641045
I know why you're doing this but have a (You) anyway
good grief
>>59641044
being fuggo builds character
:)
x
>>59641049
> beans on toast as an actual meal, especially lunch
Get back to the mines you piteous runt
>>59641045
Clean your microwave
also
>Cooking beans in the microwave
>>59641068
Paki.
Daily reminder that Zacposting is being forced by one autist - the lad who created the Zac profile.
>>59641045
clean your microwave zac
A hydrating, zero-sugar, zero-calorie beverage while I wait for the beans to heat up and the bread to toast.
>>59641102
wew indeed>>59641068
>The Sateré-Mawé people of Brazil use intentional bullet ant stings as part of their initiation rites to become a warrior.[18] The ants are first rendered unconscious by submerging them in a natural sedative, and then hundreds of them are woven into a glove made of leaves (which resembles a large oven mitt), stingers facing inward. When the ants regain consciousness, a boy slips the glove onto his hand. The goal of this initiation rite is to keep the glove on for a full 10 minutes. When finished, the boy's hand and part of his arm are temporarily paralyzed because of the ant venom, and he may shake uncontrollably for days. The only "protection" provided is a coating of charcoal on the hands, supposedly to confuse the ants and inhibit their stinging. To fully complete the initiation, however, the boys must go through the ordeal a total of 20 times over the course of several months or even years.
>The pain caused by this insect's sting is reported to be greater than that of any other hymenopteran, and is ranked as the most painful according to the Schmidt sting pain index, given a "4+" rating, above the tarantula hawk wasp and, according to some victims, equal to being shot, hence the name of the insect. It is described as causing "waves of burning, throbbing, all-consuming pain that continues unabated for up to 24 hours".
Need this done to my bollocks ASAP
>new girl starts at work
>6.5/10 and 22
>other older women visibly annoyed
>"are you enjoying that view anon? Put your eyes back in your head" one says to me absolutely reeking of jealousy
>start criticising her hair makeup eyebrows etc
Why are women so childish and pathetic?
>>59641113
They're already cooked you spastic
>>59641105
i am not so bad that like no girl will touch me but i definitely have to put in a lot more leg work than my m8s hahaha fml
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knwwgZNeIpA
>>59641131
>putting coke in a beer glass
best /brit/ thread in a while lads, can sense my chakras aligning quite nicely
im a little piggie heres my snout oink oink oink oink oink oink
What sort of question does the Doctor ask in an autism diagnosis exam?
>>59641083
glad your fashion sense has improved
>>59641161
It's a Nutella jar actually
>>59641131
>>59641045
pineal gland status: KIA
>>59641161
REALLY
Whatever happened to Aria Giovanni, Veronica Zemanova and Jennifer Korbin.
>>59641161
It's alright mate, I got it
>>59641121
alri zac
>>59641051
Not memey enough. The only thing that took off from Mark was the tuba thing. Doxes just lack meme power these days
>wash and comb hair
>still has little speckles of dots in it
ree ffs is it dandruff
Toast is ready.
>>59641146
Good opportunity to get with one of the older slags.
>>59641213
or lice hahahaha
fucking pov rat melt
>>59641197
>Jennifer Korbin
Leader of the opposition
>>59641213
fuck off nitboy
>>59641173
They're still only £5 dresses from China
Agonising waiting for them to arrive
>>59641168
I don't think that's kosher.
>>59641161
very good
>>59641197
say each of them twice more and you can summon them and ask them yourself
>>59641146
Is her name Holly?
>>59641197
Jennifer Korbin transitioned into a man and became leader of the labour party
>>59641244
Yeah you're not going to get much wear out of those and the fit might be terrible but they're definitely an improvement
>>59641181
Thosw nutella jars are so fucking nifty
>>59641213
>Sissy brit boys
Wanna get combed?
Got a comically small willy lads
> people in foreign countries don't own raincoats
They use an umbrella or just walk around getting wet. How mental is that?
>>59641209
might actually go to Ramsgate tomorrow lad and see if I can spot him in the wild, will post results if I see him aha
The beans are ready. Now to add a little heat of course; only a barbarian eats unseasoned food.
>>59641266
lel
>>59641301
everyone uses a brolly here
very weird seeing some roadmen walking around the city centre all holding brollies
>>59641213
Poleaboo has a few grey hairs
>>59641271
I don't have good enough fashion sense to spend big money putting together an outfit anyway
>>59641301
cycling in a raincoat is the fucking worst tbqh
>>59641308
Good lad
me
>>59641225
>>59641313
You're doing it wrong
>>59641279
Saved that pepe and didn't post my own
*achooo*
>>59641328
>Spanish """"men""""
> I can confirm that the university is processing your request under the Freedom of Information (Scotland)Act 2002 and will provide a response within 20 working days as required by the act.
If you want proof of Poleaboos existence, email [email protected]
Ask them for all information regarding cases of students being suspended for stalking
>>59641362
excellent
do NOT, I repeat, do NOT engage him lads
>>59641297
Let us see br
Why do Londoners love getting stabbed so much?
why is this knob taking pictures of his food
The finished dish. Bon app-eh-teet.
>>59641301
Kids wear raincoats, women (and gays) use umbrellas, normal men just goes out in a jacket, even if it's raining.
>>59641083
Those are the types of clothes people who want to be girls wear rather than actual girls
think we should all meetup and do a /brit/ harlem shake haha, would be funny but also quite cute we could go mcdonalds after (bagsy the happy meal toys) and then put the video on facebook and we would get bare views and loads of girls haha
>>59641368
Bless u>>59641419
>>59641427
>that povvo cutlery
Do you ever wonder to yourself how easy you've had it and still endeavour to fuck it all up?
>>59641424
guaranteed replies
try it sometime
>>59641372
dox him lad
>>59641372
Kek, I thought he went to Aberdeen University not Robert Gordon. Poor Poleaboo.
>>59641419
Got that notification too, is it something in the water?
>>59641435
3/5 of them are "cute", the type of clothes that certain girls would definitely wear
I would love some advice though but I am not interesting in wearing boring or masculine type clothing
>>59641436
Third eye crusted over just reading this post
>>59641467
that's poleaboo posting mate
Ahh yes, London.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36343415
fucking hell i'm starving but there's no decent food in the house
don't want to go outside
got no money for a takeaway either
>>59641498
No reddit flag
>>59641368
gazuntite
>>59641516
you're fucked then innit
>>59641516
just be yourself bro
>>59641516
Same haha
Wanna just... eat each other's cocks?
>>59641531
>using reddit flags
literal angel
>>59641424
Well I got 24 (twenty four) completely fresh, organic (You)s for what was essentially 2 minutes of extra effort taking photos while making my lunch and uploading them.
>>59641551
This
>>59641493
>I would love some advice though
Copy asian women
>>59641578
>valuing (You)s
memes have rotted your brain, though, seeing the state your melatonin levels are in I'm not shocked
>>59641543
>>59641544
fuck off send me some money lads
>>59641546
already did an anal fist and wank this morning but yeah if you come round i probably would
Hey Cornwall did you see that post West Midlands made earlier? XDDD SOOOOO funny! *gives reddit gold*
What If Natural Medicine Is Actually SAFER Than Pharmaceutical Medicine?
only lurk these threads for the company
Going to pop to KFC in a minute, get meself a nice chicken burger for lunch.
>>59641663
but you're the only one here
doing a tesco application
>>59641682
get us some popcorn chicken mate would you go on
>>59641663
only read your post because it was on my screen haha
Why do you keep coming here to /brit/? Do you ever get to the end of a day of shitposting and think to yourself that the time could have been better spent doing something more valuable, then climb into your bed, weeping and hope tomorrow will be different?
>>59641734
>then climb into your bed
the shitposting doesn't stop there
>>59641693
You don't have to apply mate, just turn up and buy shit
Honestly...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeR8ODw5OP4
lit af
>>59641749
>Rep da HDI #2
>>59641734
Nah, I unironically enjoy posting here and I like you lads, it's a good place to escape to and vent and say things you couldn't say anywhere else.
what do when you're entire life has been a gimmick but it's too late to change?
>>59641606
That pic doesn't look feminine enough for me
>>59641313
you're supposed to use HP on beans on toast lad, sort your life out
How important are looks to you when looking for a partner?
Do you find as you get older you prefer a lass with a bit of a personality rather than some bland big-titted idiot?
>>59641872
personality > looks
>>59641872
I have never looked for a bland big titted idiot as a partner
maybe as a one time shag
>leave EU to limit Eastern European immigration
>Increase immigration from Pakistan, Africa and India
Ah yes, very impressive Brexit for me please!
LOVING the yank pizza banter on /ck/ right now
>>59641872
anyone who says they don't care about looks is a dirty fucking liar but they're less important than everyone makes them out to be.
looks are like a hurdle tbqh like if you can clear a certain amount then you're fine. doesn't matter if you just clear it or clear it by a mile
>>59641905
This isn't true though.
Acceptable toppings for beans on toast:
>Bacon
>Egg
>Sausages
>Sriracha
>Cheese
>>59641905
Who's saying that though?
>>59641940
>Sriracha
Fuck off yank
>>59641917
oh yes, I really wanted to know this.
sardines or corned beef in my sandwich lads? Can't decide
>job vacacies that don't specify the location
>>59640976
All my enlightenment and mysticism gone...
>>59641940
I like a bit of Monterey Jack, pepperoni and crushed chilli.
>>59641990
Should've trained Destruction
I was 37 you were 17
>>59641929
as long as they've got a nice body I'm not really that bothered about the face too much as long as everything is where it's supposed to be, personality counts for a lot, also in my long experience I've found that there is some feminine quality about every straight woman that is enough to get your trousers twitching, providing she isn't a gigantic ham planet of course
>>59642047
nonce
>>59642011
>Monterey Jack
Fuck off y*nk twat
>>59642047
FON
>>59642057
I'm a sucker for a pretty face ngl
Anyone ever cut out a cyst on their own body?
I had one on my shoulder about 10 years back. tried popping in with some needles. Didn't work.
Dismantled a Gillette razor and cut a cross over the cyst and squeezed the cottage cheese out.
Now have a fucking hideous scar with a hole in the middle.
>>59641940
>Sriracha
middle class gaylord detected
>>59642094
What kind of bizarro life do you lead
>>59642062
This gimmick is tired now. Be better.
>>59642101
>Sriracha is middle class
Fuck off council flat povvo underclass scum
>>59642094
i had one removed from my face but i had the gp do it because it was a bit risky cutting into it
now i have a like 1 cm scar on my face hahaha tough guy i am
>poleaboo needs to fill up his work search diary for Monday
>Indeed keeps returning errors when attempting to access jobs
>>59642101
beanposter here, I actually looked for Sriracha in Tesco when I was buying that Tabasco the other day but I couldn't see it. I quite want to try it.
>>59642094
haha it's not like you could've gone to the hosptial to get FREE healthcare
ah yes the "yelling aboriginie"
the cornestone citizen of any 1st world nation
>>59642057
i love a good face tbqh
a nice qt face is just unreal
>>59642157
BTFO
>>59642047
you were half my age the youth I'd never seen
>>59642162
It's normally in the foreign food bit la, not with the Tabasco and other hot sauces
>>59642166
I could have done, but I hate going to the docs, especially for trivial things.
Regret not doing so though.
>>59641749
live in Sydney and have no idea what 'the 2' is
>>59642225
Alright ta, I will have a look next time I'm in.
*twiddles the strings of your mind like a untuned violin*
dance, hand puppets :)
>>59642162
i've only seen it in sainsburys
>>59642155
Your face?
Whereabouts? Was it an ingrown hair?
Fallen in love with a fat girl at work, that's how desperate I've become.
>>59642231
I think he means all of Sydney since all postcodes in Sydney start with a 2
>>59642274
ur mum?
since drinking protein shakes my muscles have become huge and sexy
>>59642088
>>59642203
a pretty face is no good if they have a shit body
>>59642316
yep, that's definitely how it works.
>>59642273
granuloma - so scar tissue. probably began as a pimple and i picked it and then tiny bit formed and i kept trying to pop it for 5 years.
it's closish to my jawline but it's still visible and it's only like an inch or two from the midline of my face so it's visible. dgaf though, the gp was like yeah this could scar and i said i didn't give a fuck
Very strong tfw no gf feels at the moment lads
>>59642292
yeah just got that
>>59642324
A body is easier to fix
Just admired and rubbed my erection through my boxers in the mirror for about 10 minutes. Wew.
>>59642331
also i started taking zinc tables like someone in /brit/ recommended
you lads should see my neck muscles right now
literally feel a twinge in my penile just looking at them
girls BTFO
>>59642324
face and body combine to give a number
so like 10 face + 10 body = 20
so like i'll cop anything above a 12 overall, with minimums in each section of a 5
UKIP's got some sick ties desu
>>59642360
do this pretty much every morning through the blankets
watching the Brexit movie
me being examined
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJMDdT24_98
>>59642429
Remember downloading this film but never watched it
>>59642465
It's alright actually. The scene I posted has a lot more weight when it comes up in the movie itself.
The bankers the bonuses
Look, I'm going to be straight here. I am a cuckold, but I am also a white nationalist. I believe that whites have contributed more to humanity than any other race, space travel, anti—biotics the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, blacks are just better at fucking. Theres no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the white race, black cock is just better at pleasing women.
Going to pop a cheeky benzo ;) x
>"You try working out how a EU Commisioner gets his jobs, it's positively kafkaesque"
ah yes
>>59642230
>but I hate going to the docs
Why? Autism?
morning lads
>>59642465
favourite movie from the year it came out in desu
>>59642511
good lad
ah yes so i drank 11 cans of stella last night and just woke up and feel absolutely fine. if anything i feel good. i think i might be super human lads
just died in bullet hell in the gungeon lads
did all the secret floors and i STILL ran out of ammo
how the FUCK is sicario still not on tele lads
i want to re-watch that so fucking bad. movie of the fucking year, the operating was legit boner inducing
Business idea: grow seedless cherries
>>59642598
You're still pissed mate
Been watching Peter Hitchens videos about the EU
>>59642465
it was shit
you lads ever stick rolled tissue up your nose to make yourself sneeze?
really blows the cobwebs off the ol' pineal gland
>>59642607
just pirate it lad
>>59642555
Maybe. Try to avoid contact with other people as much as possible. Plus, it didn't really seem like something to bother them with.
>>59642648
If he starts downloading it now he might have it ready by the end of May ;)
Waiting on a call for an interview lads
If they ask me to come in on Sunday should I do it? My mates throwing a DNB night on Saturday and I'm thinking I might have to miss it as a result.
Or should I say "na m8" take some pingers and just go mental lmao brap brap
*gazes at you*
I hear the tossed salad is making a comeback.
>>59642610
gizza cherry la
>>59642607
Good filum, didn't pay much attention to the operating though
>>59640866
can I lick her
>>59642681
Who asks people to come in to interview on Sundays? Also if they do (which they won't) then just say that a day isn't enough time to prepare for you and suggest a time from Monday onwards.
>>59642681
>dnb
>2016
lol
still haven't found any food to eat lads
>>59642746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CQfQNJ-65U
so fucking tense and fuckkkkkkkk GOAT movie
Is it true that if you are abroad during Brexit you are stuck there forever?
>>59642094
>Now have a fucking hideous scar with a hole in the middle.
likely because you didn't disinfect the area you cut or the blade, and then once you got all of the cottage cheese out, you then didn't hold the edges of the cut together with either super glue or those things that hold cuts together
>>59642684
>h3h3
hello reddıt
>>59642775
Alri, Dr Shipman.
>>59642773
yes. if you're not IN the uk on the vote day your passport will be revoked and your name will be changed to Pierre Von Bronckhurst
>>59642737
i can't because i've got none :((
>>59642818
Hello 4chan
Have such a large victim complex that I downvote myself
>>>/fa/11308215
/whopland/ general aka the tossed salad. The latest haircut to take the fashion world by storm.
had eggs and soldiers for lunch lads
lads turn on the radio; David Bowie just died
would it be inappropriate to cite a play in a political economy essay?
