You must move to a Spanish-speaking country, and not a meme one like the United States. If you already live in one, you must move to a different one. Which do you choose?
US
>>59616568
That one in Africa.
On a serious note, Spain.
Stay
>>59616568
Shile poh
>>59616568
Guinea Ecuatorial, since they feel like we forgot about them.
>Falklands
>filename is Spanish
>>59616568
I'd stay here
Uruguay
>>59616568
>las malvinas son argentinas
>US
>thinking it's a meme
m8, i went to miami not speaking one word of english and I could do everything I wanted. Even the customs officers spoke spanish
Costa Rica
YES FINALLY
Chile por dios
Spain, right next to me anyway.
Or Argentina to the fucking Patagonia away from cities and criminality.
>>59616568
>Falklands connected to Argentina and colored in blue
When will this meme die
>>59616922
outside spictowns like miami, LA, parts of texas and all, it is a meme
>>59616568
I will join the millions of my British brethren and move to Spain.
argentina
i'd live in patagonia innawoods
>>59616922
Of course the customs guy speaks Spanish, he has to deal with Cubans.
Venezuela/Cuba
t. Cibervoluntario
>>59617167
>>59617247
even so, this isn't a common thing in the world m8, a whole city don't speak a foreign language more than the natives language
Argentina I guess, I heard they are white.
>>59616568
Spain
Spain, looks neat there. Vacations in Morocco.
>nobody itt has said Uruguay yet
Looks pretty comfy desu
argentina because im white and i want to be around white people
>>59616568
Argentina
>>59617772
And also WEED DUDE LMAO
argentina because im white and i want to be around white people
Guatemala
I want to be a jungle machete man uncovering mayan temples.
colombia or northern morocco(andalusia)
Probably Uruguay
>>59616568
Peru or Mexico.
>>59617474
Not true. In Mexico there are sizeable communities where about 25%-50%+ can speak English or German. Parts of Puebla and Quintana Roo come to mind. It really just depends on the economic viability of learning another language. If you're doing business in California it makes sense to learn Spanish, Chinese or Korean if you want to be successful.
Andorra.
>>59617247
>implying Cubans pass through customs
>>59621980
>>59616568
Spain
I could start a cartel and become rich in a week
there's literally no competition against my mexican cartel and criminalistic tactics
i would traffic literally anything, women, exotic animals and fur , money laundry, drugs, albinos,diamond, illegals etc.
>>59622453
Soon you will have songs said about your conquest, and your hometown will make merchandise and shit about you.
Also, spain, or uruguay. Maybe costa rica.
>>59616568
I dont want to. You can't force me. You are not my real dad.
>>59622453
Eastern europeans already do that here, too late.
>>59622831
>Eastern europeans
shit tier criminals
i would wipe them out in a day or 2
>>59622895
Good luck with that.
>>59616568
mexico
then move to united states
chile tbqh, muh hdi and also good economy and cheap living
Panama, Paraguay or Chile.
Argentina, for I like argentines
Western Sahara
>>59616568
Argentina because I've heard that they have the most attractive Spanish dialect.
>>59623659
Argies are italians but they speak spanish senpai
Really rare mix,
Well I spend 1/3 of the year in Spain already so I might aswell move to Spain
Cuba
>Hotties
>Rum
>Cigars
>Wildlife
>Cheap as fuck
>Communism falling apart already
>>59616568
Patagonia
>>59623659
>they have the most attractive Spanish dialect.
Spain
>>59621980
Legally they don't have to because they are escaping communism. They just have to make it to land
spain or argentina
Spain
Argentina or Chile.
>>59623659
Argentina la
what kind of dumb fucking question is that? hahaha
Portugal
don't come her plsss
>>59626004
why not? BRs are considered as gods there
>>59626035
ok but dont come
>>59626004
Too late! I've learned enough about Argentina that I really would like to visit, and if I had to move somewhere, its high on my list!
You have failed to make your country unappealing to me.
>>59616568
Argentina
>>59616568
California
>>59617953
>Ecuador
>White
chile
>>59616568
Mexico and start my own business.
spain
>>59626071
noo pls dont come
>>59626119
no, this is a terrible country dont come here
Puerto Rico
all the perks of being an american without voting or being fat.
>>59626193
Too late
I've already booked my flight
>>59616568
C H I L E
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>>59623659
che boludo estas re piola, mas bien dame 5 pe pa comprar ese vi pa tomar como los pi en la plaza
>>59616568
Chile
bolivia so i could live high up in the mountains, away from society
>>59621980
If a Cuban makes it to the US and defects he can legally stay here.
>>59616568
Costa Rica or Spain (Catalonia)
>>59626190
I luv puland ;)
Really venezuela. Once they throw out that stupid commie government and things come back to normal.
Chile or Costa Rica
>>59626297
>Le meme
Spain
Uruguay. can't handle life without a regular fix of mate
guinea ecuatorial o colombia
>5millones
>>59626071
DELETE THIS
WE IZ OOGA BOOGA, WE GONNA STEAL U N RAPE U, WE BAD BOYZ
>>59623659
>Argentina because I've heard that they have the most attractive Spanish dialect.
You have so much to learn my friend.
https://youtu.be/1DXg43evgwA
>>59626915
>taking satire as a reliable source
that's like trying to learn spanish by lurking /lat/...
>>59616568
Suicide.
I did like Latinas because of memes a while back and now I even find Spanish girls disgusting, let alone Latinas.
>>59626946
gay alert*
>>59626990
>there is a high chance this Colombian guy is a murderer
I like Russian, Ukrainian, Finnish and Estonian girls.
>>59627034
> Russian, Ukrainian, Finnish and Estonian dicks*
(fix'd)
>>59626169
there are white people here.
Im not of them though. I am filthy light brwon mestizo liar
>>59627286
come on, i've been there, you don't even have black people, you're just a bunch of mestizos
>>59627192
I like how you never addressed that you're a murderer.
And I like girls, not a gay murderer like you.
>>59623893
>>59624843
>>59626915
>Getting mad because of facts.
>>59627418
i'm not a murderer, i'm a kidnapper
>>59627384
Where exactly?
We do have black people too. Two friends of mine are black and some others white. In the two cities ive lived both are quite common. Not as many as mestizos though
Urgay
>>59627472
You are both, I know statistics.
>>59627418
I didn't feel like addressing such a trivial thing that not even your small brain considers true.
>>59627384
False. I've been there too and whites are a small minority. Niggers exist on the pacific coast. You´re right about the fact that they're mostly mestizo. There's also a good amount of amerindians to be found.
Peru, for their aryan roots
>>59627608
You will always be a third worlder that murders, there are no other ways out.
>>59626915
>el video original es del 2008
>>59627738
There are good and bad areas in every country, You need to leave your house more often 2bh.
I lived for 5 years in the US, now I came back to my country and I have the same amenities I had over there. Not exactly 3rd world if you ask me.
Does the country's government issue you a passport if you move there? If yes, then Spain so I can freely travel around Europe and go to countries that offer visa-free travel for Spanish citizens.
If no, then probably Cuba, Panama or some comfy place where I can drink all day.
>>59627940
You dont want cuba. Trust me. You could only lie cuba if you were born there but even that isnt 100% true
Costa Rica
>>59616568
Uruguay.
>>59626915
hah get fucked
even our english accent is GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCBvu_nswUQ
>>59628388
>implying anyone speak better Engrish than our beloved ex-president
>>59628610
>>59628388
Shit forgot link
https://youtu.be/q4gJN0_5hlM
Don't come around here, it's a shithole, dudes, come on.
>>59616568
The whitest one, of course.
Spain for the qt loli princesses. Definitely would protect.
spain because EU passport and cute boys
>>59628873
>she will never be your queen
Peruvians have 100% noble Germanic blood flowing through their veins
Spain
Spain
Spain
>>59616568
Uruguay
chile
>If you already live in one, you must move to a different one.
I fucking wish
>>59629410
fuck off with that lat meme already honestly
Uruguay because weed is legal
>>59629554
no trips = honduras
>>59616568
Between Uruguay and Chile
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>>59630344
where's the brazilian lad to post rochitas?
>>59628873
please buy our monarchy
Argentina
So I can move to las Malvinas and be with English speakers while still being in Argentina
>>59616568
Argentina or Chile. Live in a tent in the mountains of Patagonia with my qt totallywhiteandnotblack wifey
Spain
>>59616568
spain or chile
>>59616568
Well if I really have to move.
Costa Rica seems the only safe answer. Panama, I'm looking at you...
>>59616902
Can't believe nobody went for it.
>>59616568
Chile. Punta Arenas, specifically. Couldn't tell you exactly why, it just seems like a comfy spot. Plus I like cool/cold climates and most of the Hispanic world is fucking hot. Spain would be way up there too.
>>59616568
Costa-Rica.
There are more white people there then in the US.
I rewally want to move there, but there are no work in Costa Rica.
>>59626071
So-called "express kidnappings" have become so commonplace since 2004 that they rarely make the news anymore.
Looking or acting like a first-worlder makes you a prime target.
Seriously, don't even bother. Go find the nearest argentinian in your country, talk to them, and realize how fucking dumb, ugly and boring they are. You'll be saving yourself a lot of trouble.
