What are the benefits of learning Russian?
None, you're not going to learn it well enough and you'll always sound like a retard and annoy "cuties" that you think you're impressing with your horrible pronunciation.
cyки
>inb4 hurr durr none
>>59581974
wrooong
>>59581954
You will be able to stab people in stabbings native russian
>>59581985
Correct.
I've seen too many fucking diaspora fags who barely know Russian saying shit like "I can speak Russian too! I was there once for a couple years living with my grandparents!" and then proceed to have the most horribly sounding Russian I've ever heard.
You're going to just sound like that, but worse if you learn it. It's not going to impress anyone and it's just a waste of time.
If I got fucked once in the ass for each time I've heard someone trying to say some shit in Russian where I couldn't even understand what they're trying to say I would be dead
>>59581954
I can't see any. If you haven't fall for "great literature" meme ofc
>>59582058
>If I got fucked once in the ass for each time I've heard someone trying to say some shit in Russian where I couldn't even understand what they're trying to say I would be dead
>If
Stahp Trudeau, I wanna bang Natashas and work for based CIA
>>59582087
They're just going to awkwardly smile at you to not be rude.
you're not going to impressive anyone with your horrible "privet kak dela"'s.
>>59582087
>and work for based CIA
just don't board planes with strangers
>>59582134
>They expect one of us in the Wreckage Brother
blyat
>mate who was 16 at the time was working at a paddle board rental place
>2 middle-aged Russian girls rock up
>as they're leaving mate thinks he said "Goodbye, friends"
>find out he actually said "Goodbye comrades"
>girls laughed at him
>proceed to give him shit indefinitely
Learning Russian will get you no-where friend
None.
You will never achieve the fluency level good enough for Russians to speak Russian to you in business and qt3.14's HATE when you have the slightest accent in Russian. Really, just don't waste your time, especially if you are not diaspora and haven't spoken it before.
t. Russian who moved to US
>>59582189
>Learning Russian will get you no-where friend
This, seriously don't do it. I'm only trying to help you.
You're going to make yourself look like a fool and everyone will think you're a turbosperg autist.
>giving up on your dreams to rail soviet semen demons in Siberia because some fucking leaf on a Bhutanese cave painting usenet decided you're not good enough to learn vodka runes
don't do this
>>59582722
>>giving up on your dreams to rail soviet semen demons in Siberia because some fucking leaf on a Bhutanese cave painting usenet decided you're not good enough to learn vodka runes
THIS CANNOT BE ALLOWED
>>59581954
you can communicate with qt ukrainian girls
>>59581954
njet
>>59581954
Some of the best books I've read have been by Russian authors. I'd like to read them in the original language.
>>59584817
>I'd like to read them in the original language.
Good luck getting to a level good enough to be able to read and understand the meaning of advanced literary works.
Unless you like Russian literature or history you will only get laughed at. Unlike Romance or Germanic languages, no native English speaker can sound fluent in Russian.
>>59584959
>I don't sound fluent, oh well I give up!
yeah right, stupid fucking leaf
>>59584990
That's not the point you fucking retard.
He's saying your dreams of "chatting up cuties" and "reading advanced literary works in their native Russian language" are just far dreams.
You'll never be fluent in Russian and will always sound like a retard/barely understand it spoken in a fast rate
>>59584959
I have a black friend that speaks decent Russian. She has her pronunciation down to like 80%
>>59584990
I'm telling you as a native Russian speaker, you're only wasting your time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbRVrOnIIus
>>59585034
I'm sure she doesn't and people are just trying to be nice to her.
Your CS:GO and DoTA2 skills rise up exponentially.
>>59581954
Russian sounds sexy.
>>59581954
Thou can understand a Polska and Slovenia and Slovak languages.
>>59585034
>I have a black friend that speaks decent Russian. She has her pronunciation down to like 80%
I'll tell you right now that no she doesn't.
>>59581954
if i speak spanish and i want to learn russian, i suppose my pronunciation wouldn't be that shitty, am i wrong?, i mean, russian and spanish sound pretty similar (both languages are pronounced as writed, countrary to french or english)
?
>>59581954
I've seen only one english-speaking dude that was fluent in russian and that dude moved here when he was a teen and spent here like 2 decades.
>>59585172
All foreigners have the same thick accent in russia tbqh.
>>59585172
you can pronounce every single word correctly and you'll still sound weird
you have to get the inflection of certain words right within a specific context, learn where and when to stress certain syllables depending on what you're talking about, how to select the proper tone
and that's only after you get the ridiculous grammatical structure and all the formalities
see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KHCNk9BYy4
Is it viable to learn Russian if I just want to use it for reading and writing web posts?
>>59585294
so i wasted my money boying a fucking dictionary... fuck off, i'll better learn esperanto.
by the way, balshoye spaziba [read with shitty pronunciation]
>>59585399
You're anglosphere marsterace, you don't need it.
>>59585419
I'm tired of the shitty memes, I want something fresh and able to use for shitposting
>>59585405
>2016
>buying dictionary.
>>59585172
Actually there is a meme, that Spanish is the easiest language to learn for russian speakers.
>>59585464
Spanish is the easiest language for anyone. It is just universally simple. My mom is learning it after job.
>>59585461
here in the civilizated world we are still using books, in fact, here we're still learning.
>>59585457
>Implying that russians got own dank memes.
>>59585516
I mean you can just download it on your phone for free. It will be even easier to learn.
>>59585555
Wew. Wasted quards.
We have some though.
>>59585555
нy бля
>>59581954
no benefits
>>59581954
As the FUCKING LEAF said you won't succeed if you're a native English speaker.
>>59585591
>2016
>download
>>59585668
>2016
> not streaming dictionaries
>>59585769
>dictionary stream services will be flooded by big boob girls earning money on streeming thai lanfuage dictionaries filming themselves on web cameras.
>ITT: Just give up on Russian, you'll never sound like a native
No fucking shit. None of you sound like native English speakers either. The ones that are 100% fluent either moved here as children or lived in an English speaking country for a long time. It's like that for any language.
>>59586037
your argument doesn't apply to gringoes trying spanish.
>>59581954
you will understand the evil guys in the mouvies
>>59586037
You're right, I moved here when I was 10 and I'm fluent in both. Point is it's way easier for you to get laid if you just speak English. The best way to get a Russian girl is to not be Russian.
slavettes
>>59586037
Yes but we just need at least to read in english since 90% of information in world is in english.
>>59586124
You actuallt won't since americans love to hire some 3rd generation georgian immigrant to speak russian in their games/movies and their garbage talk is just unendarstandable and has no sense. That produces dank memes though. For example what russian soldiers shour in Battlefield 4 i just hularious.
>>59586147
Aren't Russian girls even hotter in the Ukraine?
>>59582209
> good enough for Russians to speak Russian to you in business
тгцe
> qt3.14's HATE when you have the slightest accent in Russian
фa|$e
>>59586037
I think what they're saying is that it's a disproportional time investment and that no girls are going to say "Wow anon you spoke 2 sentences in broken Russian with a horrible accent to me! Oh my god I'm so wet... wow you're such a worldy man"
>>59586158
TEN INCH STRORJINA
BARACK OB
>>59586098
I have a really weird Spanish accent but it's not gringo, it's just a bastardization of Castilian and Latin American.
>>59586037
>for a long time
I bet that six month will be enough to become fluent in your "language"
Becтимo oбaчe cтaвлю aлтын чтo бaлaкaть кaк витязи никoли нe cмoжeтe пpыcкyчe.
>>59586180
same
>>59586196
If you're dumping time into learning a language to get laid, you deserve to have your time wasted.
>>59586266
You'll still have a super thick accent and sound like a foreigner.
>>59581954
You shouldn't expect it. I'd rather recommend Chinese or Japanese than it.
>>59586199
>YA VIZHU VRAZHESKOGO SNAIPERISTA
>NA, ZHRI PATRONY
And this is just the best:
>EHTO DER'MO PŘIVEHLOH NAS V ZADNICU
>>59586287
simply euphoric
>>59586322
How'd you read that and come to the conclusion that it was some fedora shit?
>>59586298
Butifel
>>59586483
I mean just think about that
>this shit lead us to the ass
That's some tough logic.
>>59585294
What about other slavs?
How would, say, a Bulgarian or a pole sound speaking Russian?
>>59586322
>not even wearing a fedora
>>59586640
>>this shit lead us to the ass
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
I don't know why people are saying to give up because you'll never be fluent and natives will laugh at you. From my experience, many Russians are excited and flattered that I'm learning the language, as is common with speakers of other languages.
>>59586649
Bulgarians and ukrainians are exception. They have their own accent. Poles and others will be just like brits or mongolians.
>>59586684
Wut? Is it some saying from some japanese game?
>>59586706
People react like that to any attention from foreigners here since we barely interact with them.
>>59586736
>Wut? Is it some saying from some japanese game?
Ancient meme
>>59586834
Including Natashas?
>>59587189
Natashas will more likely to seek for your passport and wallet. There are always some enthusiasts though.
https://www.youtube.com/c/philochko
This black dude knows Russian pretty well, He is travelling around the country giving english lessons and fucking Natashas
>>59587306
>There are always some enthusiasts though.
As long as there is hope.
Дo cвидaния мoй дpyг
>>59587358
>Дo cвидaния мoй дpyг
You should put comma before "мoй дpyг". Punctuation really matter in russian.
>>59587358
Дo cвидaния, мoй дpyг
>>59587508
Much better.
Дocвидyли.
