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Pat edition
Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
janny's gonna do his NUT
cara
my defence just got terrified because will grigg was on fire
what do
if anyone messes with me i'll put them on suicide watch
Is he a postman?
sex yeah
We're going to have age verification checks on porn and the websites that don't comply will be blocked by ISPs, wahey.
>>59575309
i'm doing my nut
>>59575326
yes no maybe
ate some """fruit""" in a tin
>>59575277
excellent edition
>>59575326
no he's a builder/conman/general fraud lad and also general edgelord
>>59575326
I don't know
>he listens to grime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmVDr93UJQQ
dangerously good tune here
>he thinks there are more than two syllables in "jaguar"
fucking brits, swear to god
>>59575349
that's right wank mate
>>59575326
Can you repeat the question?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiuJteASA60
i got mans on the block - with plans for the glock
buying bp
Lads I met a qt frog on soc we shared pics and he said I'm qt.
I feel so happy now
SHE DRIVES ME CRAZY OOH OOH
LIKE NO ONE ELSE OOH OHH
#NameThatSong for 10 points.
>>59575356
What's he done that's edgy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiFNt8nGffA
Baiting out racists in Greggs
Anyone else notice how people (i.e. commoners) now use the word 'ignorant' to mean 'rude'?
Some bloke on the tube the other day couldn't get his buggy into the carriage because people weren't moving out the way, so he swore at everyone in the carriage and called them 'ignorant'. I've heard the word used in a similar way on other occasions
What's behind this? It really grinds my gears so to speak
Uni, yeah or nah?
Need an answer lads
>>59575396
solihull mentioned
I'm lonelier than God.
>>59575248
The National - Trouble Will Find Me
>>59575419
you mean she haha
bad typo that hahahaha
>>59575432
>being out in public
why
just spent a months wages hiring a porsche for a week lads
>>59575437
Nah uni is for cuntish melts
cover all 9,000 taste buds
aerate it
warm it up
>>59575461
how will afford food ?
>>59575401
Lim Kim's Awoo is the pinnacle of K-pop and is the one piece of music that every K-pop composer strives to beat
The whistles go WOO WOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnzw_i4YmKk
>>59575454
Oh yeah lad haha silly me.
>>59575419
wtf are you GAY? omg
>>59575498
do you hate croatia now?
been to uni twice already might go a third or fourth time. at least once more can get it free.
hyped for euro 2016 lids
>>59575498
N.. no it was a French girl that sent me her cock pics
>>59575487
it's still shit mate
How does Deadpool have such a high score on imdb? It's fucking shite
>>59575419
jealous desu
>>59575535
Me too
>>59575544
It's Yank humour 2bh
>>59575544
overrated shit power rankings:
1. the sopranos
2. the wire
3. breaking bad
>>59575590
is that all
>see a black mark on my screen
>go to scratch it off
>it's one of them little cunt insects that climb INSIDE the glass
>all I've done is mash him in permanently
for FUCKS SAKE
>>59575590
never seen the sopranos or the wire but breaking bad is hugely hugely overrated
>>59575590
t. never watched breaking bad
the hype is justified tbqh
GOAT television
>>59575605
Now the bug will watch you masturbate
poleaboo is this you!!!!!?????
http://www.strawpoll.me/10249267
>>59575630
it jumped the shark with the whole plane crash thing. absolute fucking joke of a show beyond that point
>>59575605
been living with one of those bastards in my monitor for months
always wonder how that bastard got in there in the first place
Watching a really good series but not telling you which in case some bugger spoils it lol x
>>59575544
who cares
if you're talking the hardest
giggs better pop up in your thoughts as an artists
JHEEEEEEEEEEEEZ
>>59575692
better be the knick
>>59575695
It's in the imdb top 250 films EVER
Its just wrong
he drinks a whiskey drink
he drinks a vodka drink
he drinks a lager drink
he drinks a cider drink
he sings the songs that remind him of the good times
he sings the songs that remind him of the better times
Just messaged the ol' internet gf
almost forgot
>>59575432
>>59575432
>>59575432
I'd like some more feedback and comments on this please
>>59575719
got any pics of her feet la
>>59575670
the referendum is half way through the euros, i think just around the end of the group stages so it won't make a difference
>>59575721
who cares what imdb says
it's just a film it doesn't affect your life at all
do you realise you'll be fucking DEAD before you know it?
business ideA: take the poor people from the south east and move them to the north and scotland
>>59575692
Is it Rectify? if so you're an absolute patrician
>>59575483
1. eat Porsche
2. return husk
>>59575432
>>59575739
>>59575781
But the pakis don't want to live in the north
This is England trilogy is the comfiest series ever desu. Wish I lived in Thatcher's Britain
>>59575796
They do though.
>>59575778
Fuck YOU
>>59575739
>quoting yourself
just embarrassing lad
>>59575724
danny boy :/
lads would you rather die a virgin or get your dick sucked by a bent lad
which is the right one
https://twitter.com/PushaB/status/689898781014360064
>>59575814
But thats not what northerners have been saying
had subway and cannot stop farting lads
>>59575432
>buggy
It's a pram you fucking commoner muck
>>59575829
Either way you're going to die a virgin m8
>>59575829
get sucked by a farm animal
>>59575847
was it a bmt
>>59575847
is it subway thats making me so gassy?
>hey it's me I just got off the train
>>59575848
I'm sorry, I was raised by a working-class nanny
Post absolute tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfXkM-IchnI
>>59575831
left
REALLY enjoying this alice march anal video
fucking hell I posted my gimmick not only in the wrong thread but on the wrong fucking BOARD
see if you can find it lads
Watched groundhog day tonight
it was okay
>>59575796
not enough housing and jobs in the north but more space to make stuff like that. just need government go ahead. but for all their complaints about immigrants England doesn't want to lose population.
>>59575806
There was some audacious bloke in the thread earlier that said to me TIE is shite
Near clobbered him on the spot
>>59575896
was it /sp/
>>59575437
yeah. even if you dont get a job its still worth it imo.
Tune x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7wUnvu4mnY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB5GCoeBzYs
me and the ex gf used to always listen to this choon together :(
>>59575917
nah, roughly the same post rate as /sp/ though
>>59575863
>>59575867
chicken and bacon melt
literally doing the loudest smelliest farts right now. fucking hell.
Going to watch groundhog day tonight
Tempted to message the internet oneitis.
Anyone here live in London?
Is it actually shit or is that just a meme
>>59575896
nah
link us lad
Ned?
made a cake
>>59575964
if you live in central london its nice
can't speak for the borough of reading though
torrenting a 20 gig rip of groundhog day
>>59575964
i live in hampstead, it's actually quite nice here. the rest of london is shit though
Lads help me I'm scared
I was just smoking a joint in this wood/park with my friend near my house and then I noticed a red light shining in the trees a hill. It kept flashing in my eyes, almost as if it was a laser. Me and my friend started running because we thought it was a sniper and then as soon as we started running these 3 huge lights in a triangle started shining on us from the same place the red light was. I've been up that hill before and it's nothing but trees. What the actual fuck was it? We must've been at least 400 metres away and it's dark, I don't understand how whatever it was could've even spotted us. Aliens?
>>59575925
>>59575927
you're both massive plebs
>>59575971
>>>/g/54624915
interesting note: I'm also the OP of that thread
opinion?
rate my breakfast
>>59575964
ive lived in london. it gets old after about 2 years and you literally want to be anywhere else that isnt london.
NEED an awkward gf lads
>>59575964
the memes on here go to far tbf
but yes it's really expensive and yes there's a lot of non-whites around
if you're not poor or a rorke though it will be GOAT
>>59575989
piece of shit désú
>>59575993
fucking hell why
>>59575962
>anno domini 2000 + 16
>keeping females in ones regard
Which one, lads?
>>59576043
How come? Just too expensive?
NEED an awkward hunk bf lads
>>59575989
>tfw havent eaten chocolate in 5 1/2 weeks now.
looks sooooo good.
No response from the internet gf
>>59576037
Strange
They built their business on the so called 'long tail'
Now they are doing this?
>>59575925
fuck off that's the worst choon on that album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFQ4TddkzOE
GOAT ndubz choon
two double oh sickzz
>>59576047
stop posting this
>>59576012
I live in Hampstead too! Whereabouts? I live in the Crofts
>>59576027
I agree, none of them match the greatness of the Fireman Sam theme.
>>59576090
>>59575925
>>59576112
hope you cunts are being ironic
how is it that private landlords accepting government money to house people temporarily or the same landlords putting themselves forward to house asylum seekers on housing benefit aren't thought of as benefits scroungers?
literally costing the tax payer billions for nothing since it's still the local authority who has to do all the work.
private bailiffs hired to evict people as well
so much so called """private""" industry in this country is practically just an extension of government. I bet your job is too.
We need to drop this pretense and just be socialist ffs
>>59576090
shit show
so obviously staged
>>59576090
FUCK.
OFF.
YANK.
>>59576143
Ned?
Why are trains in the uk so fucking expensive?
Seems like whenever I mentioned it people go "umm just nationalise the railways?"
Would it even sort out the problems?
Peter Gabriel time t b h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRBw-Y-lj0M
>>59576047
>meet a very qt awkward gf
>never leaves the house apart from to go to college
>has very few friends
>autistic as fuck about vidya and anime
>was going to ask her to be my gf
>turns out she's a lesbian
Ah, epic.
>>59576092
Essentially.
The hustle and bustle gets tiring as well.
I AIN'T FREAKIN
I AIN'T FAKIN THIS
I AIN'T FREAKIN
I AIN'T FAKIN THIS
I AIN'T FREAKIN
I AIN'T FAKIN THIS
SHUT UP AND LET ME GO
HEY
>>59576185
because you have literally zero choice apart from getting an equally shit bus in most cases
its a monopoly
THE IRISH TRULY ARE THE BEST. FUCK THESE PAKI CUNTS. GIVE BACK THE MALVINAS YOU SMELLY SNAKE-CHARMING CURRYNIGGER CUNTS.
I CAN SMELL YOUR BALTI THROUGH MY APARTMENT WALL. NIGGER I DO NOT WANT TO SMELL YOUR DINNER SEEPING THROUGH MY WALL.
HAJAAJA. BRIT CUISINE: TIKKA MASALA, BALTI AND VINDALOO. Hahajahajajaj. THESE FUCKERS HAVE NOTHING.
*KNOCK KNOCK* OH IT'S A BOBBY FROM THE COP SHOP. "ALRIGHT M8, I SAW YOU HANGING AN ENGLISH FLAG OUT YA WINDA AND THOUGHT I SHOULD TELL YOU TO REMOVE IT. BIPPITY BOP BASH, ON YOUR TOES M8. THOSE FLAGS OFFEND PAKIS!!"
HAHAHAHA NO PRIDE. EDL RUN BY AN IRISHMAN. YOU CUNTS CAN'T EVEN STICK UP FOR YOURSELVES.
6:30 in the morning, I've arrived early from tour...
WE LEAVING THE EU
FUCK BRUSSELS IN THE BUM
DUN DUN DUN
IN THE BUM
DUN DUN DUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
HEY
>>59576202
>>59576214
>>59576230
Please stop shouting, I'm trying to sleep
>>59576185
>the british people allow themselves to be scammed
all there is to it la
A perfect example of the modern day degeneracy , the disgusting decline, the horrific state of the "United" Kingdom in the 21st century, and he's just one of the many, many.
The degeneracy of the people that inhabit the island of "Britian" is absolutely overwhelming to the point of shockingness. They lack any sort of self control or obedience, total complete plebs, uncontrollable peasent masses.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/new-magaluf-sex-video-british-3894523
Typical big burly English couple out having sex in broad daylight, no doubt the british "man" could barely get it up
http://elitedaily.com/news/world/british-tourist-blows-24-guys-in-spain-all-for-a-single-free-drink/656892/
A disgusting example of how one single British girl gave oral sex to an entire club, 24 people, absolutely revolting.
Modern day britian has no morals whatsoever, it's a disgusting state. Perhaps islamification is a good thing, there are more pakistanis in British than Scottish people.
Don't even get me started on Northern Ireland. The unionists in Northern Ireland are an absolute disgrace. The UK likes to hold onto it to show to the world it's little colonial holding, the British occupation of the north is completely and entirely unjustifiable.
The unionists are also massive scumbags.
http://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/man-drowns-trying-to-remove-irish-flag-from-armagh-island-1.1881470
The unionists continue to cling onto the british caliph's little leg despite the fact many english don't even want it. Most see it as a drain on rapidly dwindling resources.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICEt7Q5E43w [Embed] [Embed]
What am I saying, "English" for?
English isn't even an identity anymore, the only people who live in England are arabs, moorocans, egyptians, indians, pakistanis etc.
>>59576196
the book of love is long and boring
no one can lift the damn thing
>>59576185
not really, privatizing passenger rails allows for competition in terms of pricing, comfort and accessibility.
>>59576143
people would actually respect me more if I said I liked fireman sam over n dubz you tracksuit wearing wanker
>>59576256
What else are you meant to do?
Fucking sickness brother absolute full on righteousness https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY11aYXKBsE
>smoke weed once
>am now locked in some kind of twisted reality and my belly/chest/heart is constantly feeling weird from anxiety
Yeah, this is cool.
>>59576196
Fell asleep listening to Peter Gabriel 3/Melt and listened for 7hrs
>>59576267
Except it doesn't at all here
>its yet another "taig's nut goes bust" thread
>>59576267
subsiding makes it considerably cheaper at point of use.
Really fucking loathe yanks tbqh.
never actually used a hoverboard lads, what are they like?
>>59576286
Tell the train companies to fuck off.
>>59576261
wew t b h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDHpbZ_0n6E
>>59576252
*comes up behind you*
*kisses your ear*
quiet time now baby
B B B B B BURGER BOIIIII
no matter how hard you try you can't stop us now
>>59576333
For faggots
>>59576259
>Magaluf - Spain not Britain
>Magaluf again
>Ireland
>Northern ireland
None in Britain
also
>[Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
Cromwell didn't go far enough 2bh
Worked at a job site for a state government agency today lads
Guess how much $$$ they spent on 4 tables, not even including assembly and install and renovating 2 floors of a skyscraper that had just been redone 5 years ago.
$26,000 EACH. They also bought and installed more than 40 60in 4k tvs + wallmount kits and installs, ~300 $1k chairs, Meanwhile our schools are the same as the were 40 years ago and still short on money and city roads are all sorts of fucked.
>>59576299
That's not the weed, that's something else
>>59576197
the classic. take solace that shes probably a nutter
>>59576267
But it's already privatised and still expensive??
>>59576352
good lad
who /bassline/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZIFnjxFbXY
Actual tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRvJy802VuQ
/brit/ is fucking shite tonight
>>59576321
and these subsidization takes money from your pocket in order to avoid actually improving in a competitive market
>>59576414
>tonight
we assess it as just over half our economy is private but it doesn’t take into account all money used by private sector that comes from public sources
the only aspect of our economy that is truly capitalistic is a pitifully small extremely local minority that doesn't even matter
for all intents and purposes we are a socialist country
>>59576364
good post
>>59576380
>>59576420
terrible posts
>gets on an over priced northern rail train that looks like it's been in constant use for fucking decades and never had a clean
Ahh yes definitely comfortable and affordably priced!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Fur59kO-1g
actual real choon
IF U GOT A PROBLEM TELL ME
NUFFIN MUCH AM STRAIGHT FROM LC
brexit 2bh
why is this sperg spamming shite lyrics, nobody gives a FUCK
>>59576315
i once fell asleep listening to original pirate material and had some god tier dreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXnkPPxz0D8
>>59576414
it always happens when the people with jobs or uni go to bed
all the bennie scrounger chavs stay up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9tpcIluhVo
need a yank gf
If you're going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.
>>59576422
price comparison doesn't work for large scale expensive infrastructure provision the same way it does for cheap manufacturing of things like snacks and drinks
>>59576425
t. Mong who puts the edition in the subject
>>59576441
didn't recognise it until I got to the chorus 2bh
>>59576414
Its always fucking shit. Its impossible to even talk about anything
>>59576379
She was so nice though, hard to imagine her being a nutter. Although she did tell me how about her dad bullies her literally the first time we properly spoke, so you may very well be right.
>tfw no daddy issues awkward autistic gf
>>59576359
>non UK Ireland is still better than UK Ireland
kek
Gonna have to sleep on the floor again tonight lads, back's been playing up all day :S
>>59576494
used to do this a lot
don't know why
don't find it enjoyable anymore
Post your threads
>>59576487
irrelevant reply ignored
>>59576494
would massage tbqh
Challenge:
Search your postcode and type 'rap' afterwards and post results
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4mSk4XsMMY
>>59576404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2sdotx7Eks
dubs you like me
singles you dont and I leave 4ever
>>59576359
>invited the Jews back into England
That's it. Good goy. Haha he killed the paddies, forget the rest just worship him haha goood goyim, very good.
>>59576523
fuck off
Why don't people in other countries just get a job?
Dole scroungers desu
>>59576492
No catholics, no problems.
>>59576516
doxxed
>>59576455
dream on poortherner
>>59576537
ay you play league?
>>59576523
FUCK OFF
Downloading far harbour for fallout lads
Might swerve college tomorrow and stay at home and play it all day haha lmao
>>59576543
east london needs to be aborted
>>59576486
Rail company profits are tiny. Subsidies take money from the poor and give it to middle class rail users, and rail users are overwhelmingly middle class. I've literally heard "Mummy, Tarquin's eaten all of the Fortnum's hummus" from a little girl on a train before.
>>59576486
imo all subsidization does is remove the necessity for an industry to adapt through mdoern times, which may help thicken soem wallets, but can ruin an industry 20 years down the road
I get using subsidies to try to support industries and institutions that are relevant to your culture and history, but thats about it
>>59576543
>All those London dole cunts
>>59576531
Mr Corbyn.
Actually cried at this x mummychar best youtuber x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VCl3AICk-g
>>59576583
Please stop spamming the thread with this awful shit, I'm legitimately getting angry at having to scroll past your extremely lengthy posts.
>gf and I make a collaborative spotify playlist to show each other songs
>she only adds Death Cab for Cutie
You'll miss her when she's gone.
>>59576630
Yoohoo!
bye
>>59576582
>Private railways
>End of with crumbling infrastructure, shit trains and high prices
>You know what will fix this?! Just continue with the privatisation lol!!
>>59576543
business idea:
disband the EU and create a northern european union
gooks arent human
>>59576637
>>59576640
I already do :(
FRESHEN YA DRINK GOVNA
>>59576637
miss the normie slut already
bye bye precious.... *looks at the glaive gathering dust and weeps*
>>59576577
we would have a choice about where money is taken from and direct towards . it's not like it has to come from tax on bus fares in east london and directed to train fares billionairehamshire
>>59576637
SpongeBob: It's not about winning, it's about fun!
Plankton: What's that?
SpongeBob: Fun is when you... fun is... it's like... it's kind of... sort of like a... What is fun? I... Let me spell it for you!
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Chorus: Down here in the deep blue sea!
Plankton: F is for fire that burns down the whole town!
U is for uranium... bombs!
N is for no survivors when you-
SpongeBob: Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about! Now do it like this.
F is for friends who do stuff to-
Plankton: Never! That's completely idiotic!
SpongeBob: Here, let me help you.
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me... Try it!
Plankton: N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Chorus: Down here in the deep blue sea!
Plankton: Wait, I don't understand this. I feel all tingly inside. Should we stop?
SpongeBob: No, that's how you're supposed to feel!
Plankton: Well, I like it! Let's do it again!
SpongeBob: Okay!
Both: F is for frolic through all the flowers
U is for ukulele
N is for nose picking, sharing gum and sand licking
Here with my best buddy!
[Both laugh in time with song]
>>59576511
I unironically recognise that trap. Looks like someone who helped me transition
>>59576470
>british men are somehow desirable to yank girls
they do know we are not all hugh grant right?
>London is getting ANOTHER rail line while northerners have to ride around in 30 year old busses on rails
>>59576662
hmm yes rather
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHdil12CKJg
W-would a girl leave me if I told her that id prefer to mutually masturbate than have sex?
>>59576703
Glad to have you back x
>>59576697
midlands metro opening very soon
>>59576697
Literally all me
>>59576692
Glad they don't because Yank girls will always see Yanks as inferior.
>>59576582
youre a mong with sad ideological assumptions.
protecting your culture and history would be a terrible reason for it as well.
the only justifiable reason for subsidies are if in lessoning the burden on poor income people you can allow them to spend and save more so to be aspirational and avoid crisis.
>>59576692
Are you saying you're not?
>>59576692
brit bois a qt
I'm so happy!
Aha! Happy go lucky me!
I just go my way,
Living everyday!
I don't worry!
Worrying don't agree,
Things that bother you,
Never bother me!
Things that bother you,
Never bother me
I feel happy and fine!
AHA!
Living in the sunlight,
Loving in the moonlight
Having a wonderful time!
Haven't got a lot,
I don't need a lot
Coffee's only a dime
Living in the sunlight,
Loving in the moonlight,
Having a wonderful time!
Just take it from me,
I'm just as free as any daughter
I do what I like,
Just what I like,
And how I love it!
I'm right here to stay
When I'm old and gray,
I'll be right in my prime!
Living in the sunlight,
Loving in the moonlight,
Having a wonderful time!
Just take it from me,
I'm just as free as any daughter.
I do what I like,
Just what I like,
And how I love it!
I'm right here to stay,
When I'm old and gray,
I'll be right in my prime,
Living in the sunlight,
Loving in the moonlight,
Having a wonderful time!
Oh! Isn't this a lovely band!
And what a thrill it is to have them play for me
letting in any countries other than these ones into the EU was a mistake
>>59576660
>>59576637
It's just a holiday
She'll be back on monday totally refreshed
>>59576753
i look like a barrel with legs and arms
>>59576697
Best part is that's its subsidised by tax collected from Northerners
