Read this 1/2
>>59561097
>>59561116
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15LujVtl8zU
Sorry for not providing sound effects.
Also, hijacking the thread. Any Greek, Swedish or Finnish to be had?
>>59561097
>>59561116
vocaroo.com/i/s0NXXYyG1lDf
>>59562925
>>59563117
10/10
some czechen to keep this snoozefest alive
Sunnitští extremisté z Islámského státu rozpoutali v iráckém hlavním městě a okolí krvavé tažení proti šíitům. Při pumových atentátech minulý týden zemřelo více než sto lidí, při dalších třech útocích v úterý zemřelo dalších 77 lidí. Vlivný šíitský vůdce Muktada Sadr obvinil vládu, že není schopna zajistit bezpečnost, a do ulic povolal vlastní milice. Uvedla to agentura Reuters.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IHTm4rRBtr
Der kostbarste Besitz auf dieser Welt, aber - ist das eigene Volk.
Und für dieses Volk - und um dieses Volk, wollen wir Ringen und wollen wir kämpfen.
Und Niemals erlahmen; und Niemals ermüden; und Niemals verzagen; und Niemals verzweifeln.
Es lebe unsere Bewegung - es lebe Unser Deutsches Volk.
Es lebe unser Deutsches Reich.
>>59563845
Now do this:
Sunnitskí extrémisti z Islamského štátu rozpútali v irackom hlavnom meste a okolí krvavé ťaženie proti šítom. Pri pumových atentátoch minulý týždeň zomrelo viac než sto ľudí, pri ďalších troch útokoch v utorok zomrelo ďalších 77 (sedemdesiatsedem) ľudí. Vplyvný šítsky vodca Muktada Sadr obvinil vládu, že nie je schopná zaistiť bezpečnosť, a do ulíc povolal vlastné milície. Uviedla agentúra Reuters.
>"no no i dont like cuckold por im just literally obsessed with black men fucking white women"
Why do you guys do this?
>>59564333
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vVNwWeR7xv
sounds like homosexual šišlání desu now you
>>59564397
because black dick is irresistable
>>59564165
kek
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cRJW7CCf3t
>>59564621
ayyy
thanks, man.
you have a very sweet voice
>>59564587
>irresistable
>ľudí
>ľ
Priti kuut otherwise.
>>59564722
Im only ever on int for risk threads...
Are vocaroo threads secretly /soc/ or /lgbt/?
>>59564800
No, they're not.
But I can't help it but gay the place up.
I'm sorry :(
>>59564789
before your bf shows up >>59563845
>>59564855
how the fuck can you "gay up" a risk thread?
>>59564912
Not the risk threads. I don't even know what a risk thread is. I gay up the vocaroo threads.
Es war, als hätt der Himmel
die Erde still geküsst,
dass sie im Blütenschimmer
von ihm nun träumen müsst.
Die Luft ging durch die Felder,
die Ähren wogten sacht,
es rauschten leis die Wälder,
so sternklar war die Nacht.
Und meine Seele spannte
weit ihre Flügel aus,
flog durch die stillen Lande,
als flöge sie nach Haus.
>>59564959
Just grow a thicker skin and never post a picture of yourself and all will be fine.
>>59565150
>never post a picture of yourself
did someone post a picture of themselves and get taken the piss out of? closest i can think of is the american girl and korea didn't need a picture of her to know she was fat.
>>59565150
I don't know what you're talking about, Nigel.
What's a risk thread?
Also, what's a Jerome Starlets Gentlemen Club?
>>59565205
>closest i can think of is the american girl
how the fuck can you tell someone is fat without seeing them?
>>59565289
the fat pushes down on their voice box so their voice sounds... kinda gurgly, and generally deeper. fat people are preferred as opera singers because of how the fat changes their voice.
>>59565205
I did :3
Everyone was super mean.
>>59565369
are you chubby!brasil?
>>59565334
>>59564899
>before your bf
I beg your prdn?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jnP4jN5kP6
>>59565433
Yes, I am :/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MZukL1Wk3E
>tfw slavshit
>tfw slav accent
>>59565138
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05yK4Bqu90f
Not gonna even try and sing that
>>59565217
>gentlemen club
knew you'd be interested
>>59565467
you honestly dont really have a slav accent
>>59565445
the love you guys have for each other is undeniable
>>59565598
whats that suppose to mean?
>>59565138
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m2KdiZeaxd
>>59565655
Literally who
>>59565655
thanks czechbro, dubs don't lie
>>59565467
you sound kinda like a nerd, but not like a slav. if anything i'd think you were a german since you pronounced the "j" in "jurisdiction" as a y.
>>59565138
Really fucking sure I fucked it up. It was fun tho.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sXyEqRiz0b
>>59565489
wow that's pretty fucking good
It sounds like native german most of the time.
are you one of those elsass guys?
>>59565758
Better nerd than a slav :^) I guess, I have a strange pitch and probably my voice is somewhat nasal, it might sound nerdy.
It's also "y" in russian, by the way
>>59565889
i'm English tb h
post those things:
Fischers Fritz fischt frische Fische, frische Fische fischt Fischers Fritz.
Es klapperten die Klapperschlangen, bis ihre Klapper schlapper klangen.
Blaukraut bleibt Blaukraut und Brautkleid bleibt Brautkleid.
>>59565889
just made my night with that comment, uezs
ayy lads, sorry for the mic
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WRXwMsuL1W
Anyone interested in singing anthems?
>>59565997
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lf7aiBOoE0
>>59566176
>>59565997
I want some from other languages to try
>>59566252
I can give you some English but I'm guessing that's pretty boring considering that is what's mostly posted
>>59566252
What about some portuguese? Do you think you can handle it?
"Nós, representantes do povo brasileiro, reunidos em Assembléia Nacional Constituinte para instituir um Estado Democrático, destinado a assegurar o exercício dos direitos sociais e individuais, a liberdade, a segurança, o bem-estar, o desenvolvimento, a igualdade e a justiça como valores supremos de uma sociedade fraterna, pluralista e sem preconceitos, fundada na harmonia social e comprometida, na ordem interna e internacional, com a solução pacífica das controvérsias, promulgamos, sob a proteção de Deus, a seguinte CONSTITUIÇÃO DA REPÚBLICA FEDERATIVA DO BRASIL."
>>59565917
>It's also "y" in russian, by the way
yeah, but... cyrillic. german is at least written with the same alphabet.
>>59566252
Spanish
13:31 También les propuso otra parábola: "El Reino de los Cielos se parece a un grano de mostaza que un hombre sembró en su campo.
13:32 En realidad, esta es la más pequeña de las semillas, pero cuando crece es la más grande de las hortalizas y se convierte en un arbusto, de tal manera que los pájaros del cielo van a cobijarse en sus ramas".
>>59566252
Najneprekryštalizovávateľnejšievajúcimi
>>59566434
damn I'm sweating
Ive only speaking spanish before so I'm trying to at least pronounce things that way but in the end spanish pronounciation would probably be wrong anyways
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lf7aiBOoE0
>>59566680
Y-you're taking the piss, aren't you?
>>59566787
absolutely not
>>59566787
reminds me of when, for spanish class, this chick did this beautiful, well-researched project on a spanish-speaking country...
...on brasil.
>>59566940
What did you say? Tell me.
>>59566680
You have the vocaroo link from >>59566176
>>59566969
"Nós, representantes do povo brasileiro, reunidos em Assembléia Nacional Constituinte para instituir um Estado Democrático, destinado a assegurar o exercício dos direitos sociais e individuais, a liberdade, a segurança, o bem-estar, o desenvolvimento, a igualdade e a justiça como valores supremos de uma sociedade fraterna, pluralista e sem preconceitos, fundada na harmonia social e comprometida, na ordem interna e internacional, com a solução pacífica das controvérsias, promulgamos, sob a proteção de Deus, a seguinte CONSTITUIÇÃO DA REPÚBLICA FEDERATIVA DO BRASIL."
>>59566953
Holy shit, are you for real?
Look, I don't really care too much, but a great way to trigger most brazillians to the extreme is to say that we speak spanish.
They'll become hostile and start spewing nonsense about the iraqi war and gaza and hiroshima and whatnot.
It's actually very fun.
>>59567035
Nah man, I'm serious. You said something in german. What was it?
>>59567018
oh thank you
well fuck i guess that recording's gone
maybe I'll try again
>>59567074
>>59567091
I fucked up
but i was being honest with the spanish
Ill try again just for huerage
>>59567199
Oh shit, yeah. Hahaha, it wasn't yours!
My bad, man.
>>59567222
alright this is like my 3rd or 4th try now but Im actually pretty content because I barely stuttered this time
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OzxpaYrDlv
>>59565997
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W1z27qalcE
>>59566434
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PgH3upxa2R
>>59567091
oh yeah, I'd like to hear how the 2nd and 3rd should be done, desu
poker anyone?
>>59567469
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16IZjDYvsjX
>>59567417
I love the way you pronounce the Rs.
It was pretty good for a german. I'll record me reading it.
>>59567417
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MBUrqQCusT
>>59567561
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s16IZjDYvsjX
that 3rd one is a real bugger. Cheers, Hans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nWcPqV3h1I
Listen to this kid's voice.
So sweet.
>>59567936
oh wow portugese actually IS different from spanish
>>59568178
Yes, it is. I like spanish better, tho.
You?
>>59568178
>oh wow portugese actually IS different from spanish
to be fair brs are different than pt pt
brs sound like russians imo
>>59568681
>brs sound like russians imo
wat
Come on, guys! What about the singing?
>>59568157
>>59570250
I was just watching those guys videos. He's pretty good
>>59570582
Yeah... It's fucking amazing
>>59566434
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VJ5WdKc8bb
>>59570250
I'm trying to sing but there's some serious issues with my throat, I can't breathe properly today. Can't even swallow! Dunno what's happening today with me
>>59570250
I just stumbled upon this masterpiece today. Just gimme a few days to memorize lyrics, I keep forgetting things while singing for now.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TL518mkjcP
>>59573513
that's so cute :3
>>59570932
That was pretty good. Foreigners seem to get confused with the C and the little leg thing (Ç)
It is pronounced as a S. So, segurança = seguranssa
Okay, sir.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vJezRwpctz
>>59573998
Thank you :3
>>59561097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sl0sbpIYyx
>>59575522
hehehe yw :3
>>59574496
>big brown clocks
>>59575812
I'm a man with manners. I don't use vulgar language.
>>59561097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nVQ0CsEaH4
>>59576249
>mdr
Frenchy Canadian?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k12B1CyWr6
>>59576828
>John Madden Naked
>Madden 2004 Cheats
>Disappearing Toaster
>that wallpaper
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k12B1CyWr6
10/10 post, saved
Can any of you sing have a halal birthday for my friend Muhammed?
>>59568681
You've got it the wrong way 'round, bud
>>59563845
http://vocaroo.com/i/s083VD3Ctxt7
>>59564333
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xmIpmZk8Ox
>>59565917
Since when does Russian have the letter J?
>>59565997
http://vocaroo.com/i/s125OTIFGkG5
>>59566636
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1stao6iitmG
>>59574496
10 outta 10.
I learned about the BBC.
God, learning a language is not hard for writing but for speaking. I can speak fine alone, but in front of someone or microphone, I fuck up.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hOpdmaNzS3
