Post rare kitty before it becomes a contraband
>>59392160
so, is he becoming president?
>>59392180
Yes
We allow LGBT marriage soon and divorce
IKALAWAX
>>59392160
listen here you pedophile fuck
Is he the guy that said he would get in line to rape some girl that was gangraped because she was hot?
My country started blocking Facebook again.
Finally something done right.
>>59392343
Jelly desu
Melenggang hai
Melenggang dengan tari lenggang
Kalau baik hati
Nanti orang pun sayang
>>59392343
does vietnam have a better economy than the philippines? I'm not trying to insult you but every time I hear the word, "vietnam" I always think of jungles, tribes and such.
>>59392224
I am very disturbed by this.
Not only is he progressive, he's murderous.
I regret voting for him now.
I think we made a mistake guys.
>>59392160
>>59392512
Hi Jovelyn
>>59392160
Why he has tabled that important territorial issue between China? Caz his grandpa was Chinese?
>>59392512
t. Jovelyn Custodio
>>59392224
Flips not allowing divorce in their law?
So, how do you get divorce then?
>>59392160
Is that his kid?
>>59392568
just annulment
>>59392309
Yes. and the girl is Aussie tourist if I'm not mistaken.
>>59392487
Idk. It's not bad though.
>>59392648
also i know that you export more rice than us
>>59392568
They don't have legal system called divorce so if they'd like to get divorce, they can delete their registration from their history.
>>59392160
Does PUNISHER play Pokemon REvolution Online?
>>59392746
comrade duterte plays pokemon gulag
>>59392160
someone post the webm of dancing dutdut please
>>59392487
GDP per capita
filipines:2,858
vietnam:2,088
What's a known method to make your penis size bigger naturally?
>>59392907
>>59393073
*well known
>>59393073
We are asian, just embrace it
>>59393086
His power level is over 20 BILLION RINGGIT!
>>59393109
Suck on Tiger's Whip, mat sailor!
>>59393109
Fap?
>>59393073
we have designated penis gyms
>>59393073
You can't cure pencil dick anon
>>59392160
>>59393086
Dammit, DU30 looks very similar to Urobutcher.
>>59392604
That's taking banter a little too far, even for me.
>>59393158
do not reply to me ever again
>>59393227
dont start the "designated" memes pls
>>59393275
you're not my mum
>>59393073
At least according to several survey SEAmen still have bigger penis than S.Korea in general.
>>59393178
dutdut is cawaii uniconr!
Please dont sexualize my daughter or I will kill you.
>>59393367
Yes she is now your mum. Now go clean your room and don't you ever talk to my wife like that ever again.
>>59393424
don't talk to me or my mum's son's wife's son's grandmother ever again
>>59393424
thanks honey bunny
>>59392224
Not even we have gay-marriage.
>>59393515
gay marriage is haram
>>59393515
Pretty much a sin in most religions.
>>59393389
>>59393405
This is now national anthem for Flipdongland!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCF7IR-ndyY
>>59393623
best SOL
>>59393405
Is the left one Veronica 'kitty' DU30?
>>59393749
>Left: Literally an orang utan
>Right: Jew nose.
Noice. 6/10, familia.
>>59393780
>implying jewesses aren't nice
meme
>>59393780
>Jew nose
Is that deemed as jew nose in indonesia? wew
>>59393875
This is Jewnose in Indonesia
Who is the cutest Duterte?
>>59394008
How much? I am sex tourist.
>>59394008
teehehe.. we are both reindeer!!
I honestly love the Filipino people. You guys have good values and beautiful women. I hope I can visit some day
>>59393848
memex?
>>59394354
Do you also like Filipino memes?
>>59394381
I'm not familiar with them. Enlighten me?
>>59394354
You can visit my boipucci anytime ;)
>>59394420
They're just translated Western memes with the same amount of emojis. Do you like them?
>>59394130
Not for Sale.
>>59394196
Hehehehe... Anti-Narcotics Ambassador
>>59394438
sound dank desu
>>59394465
They are, aren't they?
>>59394444
nice quads. checked
Kayangan Lake, Palawan, Philippines
>Kayangan
>Palawan
Time to claim more land
>>59394545
That shit majestic. Hope China doesn't take it
>>59394493
Translate please
>>59394622
Sometimes you think that you need to give-up the things that may have made you happy sometimes especially if you know you're getting hurt.
Like Pepeng Pinakamalupet on Facebook
First half-a day in Malaysia was too apethitic and sluggy to do shit weather is hell-ish
to keep it from being an awful day I met a hot chinky lady wish me luck lads I'm about to hit the ping pong
cant wait for kitty's armpit to be hairy
>>59394674
memek dalam kontol?
>>59394707
>Armpits
>>>/jp/
>>59394710
I'm a sissy witeboi ladi
>>59394674
Just relax and chill like the locals
>>59394674
What state are you in dude?
can I call my fubu babe even if we're not really in a relationship?
Is /asean/ the laziest region in the world with the exception of singapore?
>>59394823
amma do that tomorrow
I'll slimmer down for a bit exhaustion plus atrociously horrendous plane food is making my stomach frown
>>59394853
Kuala Lampur m8
>>59394545
Gib back sabah pls. TIA!
>>59394707
damn that's a nice armpit
>>59394908
>he fallen for the meme
>>59394896
YOU DON'T WORK AHH, GOT NO MONEY TO EAT
>>59394911
Sure, let me have your sister
>>59394959
I found that repulsive that Singapore let old people works as cleaners.
That's what a psuedo-commie chink state only would do tbqh.
>>59394987
Which one? I got 5.
You know what nvermind.
Sabah is shithole and poverty-infested anyways.
Just let those raja subjects squats there ok?
>>59395065
The one with that always play with tablet
>>59392499
>be straight pure filipino catholic
>some gay guy harasses you
>you ask him to back off and show some respect
>he calls you racist cis male brown homophobe
>calls gay police and they shot you
sounds scary bruh
>>59393073
you socialize with girls youre urges and hormones will make it bigger
>>59394545
looks nice,I might go there this summer
>>59394545
I don't get it?
PUTANG INA
>>59395307
Kayangan means heaven in Malay while Palawan means warrior.
>>59395324
KUTANG INA MEMEK
>>59395083
Are you a rich pure chink?
>>59395366
memeX?
>>59395347
It should be kahyangan and pahlawan.
Malay is Indo OC
>>59395368
We took seludong
>>59395443
no,spain did
>>59395378
I'm a decent looking Malay with average income who would strive to make your sister's life happy
>>59395459
both with tondo and namayan army
>>59395464
Im sure you will someone who loves you for who you are even for your shortcomings.
Promise me that you'll gonna take care of that person with the best of your abilities and patience.
Have a nice day, malay-anon!
JOVELYN ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>59395443
they say lakandula and Rajah tanda hated solayman because he's a mussie and Islam was spread by the sword and conquest.
Can Bongbong Macross make a comeback and make anime real?
>>59395789
Reminder that his father once banned anime and vidya during his reign.
Who the fuck is Jovelyn?
>>59395813
nice try, jovelyn, you can't fool us
>>59395813
We know it's you, Jovelyn.
>>59395827
>>59395833
No seriously familia
after 1 month of staying away from /asean/ because of cringy ERP and dutertards and yellowfags
Now who it be? new meme nose?
>>59395862
it's a guy cursed with a girl's name
>>59395862
read this entire thread:
https://desustorage.org/int/thread/59327729/
>>59395862
Some faggot spams Dutdut on kikebook. Kikebook profile got found. It's fucking autistic and cringy. Now he is a meme.
>>59392499
I voted for him and marcos instead of poe and escudero. lol
>>59395890
LMAO
>>59395813
Hi Jovelyn
>>59393158
Lol its like saying were filipinos and we should embrace corruption
>>59393073
eat tiger penis
>>59395939
>>59395998
>>59395998
>>59395951
Thats bad analogy
>>59396014
Very bad sometimes we think foreners who call "filipino" are manila people. Lol
Reminder that we all have little Jovelyn in our heart
>>59395907
We should follow his example and spam dutdut in fagbook desu
>>59396014
your mom's a bad analogy LOL
TIME TO DRINK UP LADS BEFORE LIQUOR GETS BANNED
>>59395910
>voting for Bobong
F O U R P E S O S M I N I M U M F A R E
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>>59396072
You could just stack up on liquor before 11 AM.
>>59396048
thats how cowardly we are dissociation instead of standing your ground we needed
>>59396110
thats what ur mum said last night lmao
>>59396120
I understand why tagalog people is ignored here now. Tagalog very rude to negros
wtf do pinoys can't into sliding doors
the moment one of them uses it it's instantly broken: bent, derailed, etc
fuck
>>59396264
What negroes, the island?
>>59396309
dont be angry mr chong
>>59396275
pedo
What was the name of Philippines before colonialist came ?
>>59396376
She's 18
>>59396391
there was none
>>59396391
Ines
>>59396391
Maharlika
>>59396391
Tondo and some islands
can someone send me free overwatch ;(
>>59396426
t. sex tourist
>>59396960
whats ur steam?
>>59396960
sent ;)
>>59396391
Bulacan and friends
>>59397013
ur never fooling me old man
>>59396327
Its negros. You cant spell it right.
>>59396391
islamic states
Fuck, guys. What should I answer?
Kateleen is one of the people that liked Jovelyn's latest post before he deactivated his account, so I messaged her.
recommend me some patrician music /asean/
>>59397204
tell her he sent you a friend request
>>59397159
Negros are very rude too.
>>59397210
literally anything from QUEEN
xD
>>59397204
mabalahibo hita mo kadiri ka
>>59397204
I want to ask her for more pictures of Jovelyn but I can't just ask her that directly because I'd sound suspicious.
>>59397210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHt1r0yscIM
>>59397204
Maaari ko bang hiramin ang mga litrato ni Jovelyn Custodio? Iaaalay ko ang aking isang dangkal na ari (ayon sa aking nanay) bilang nararapat na kapalit.
>>59397328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR-4pgYpHd4
>>59397210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7trxwtUgVg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYYdUbpHq4w
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE KITTY
>>59397440
very hot
>>59397247
You rude to us first we are giving you back the favor. :)
>>59397440
I wonder what she thinks about his father's rape joke?
>>59397159
>>59397622
t. Negroes Accidental
>>59397440
Digong daughter name is bad.
>>59397622
No you were the rude one first
Janella and Liza are both legal now
is it time, /asean/?
>>59397210
>Metal
Agalloch (black folk metal, personal favorite)
Helrunar (German black metal band)
>Rock
Red Fang
Wolfmother (sounds like something from 70's)
Naomi (british light instrumental group, very comfy listening)
Portugal. The Man
>Folk
Julien Baker (new artist, she's very good)
Lord Huron (Americana)
Also check out Kishi Bashi
>>59398095
Rip Julia's career off to GMA, TV5 with her
>>59398119
julia sucks anyway. least talented of the trio
i fully support janella because she is bisaya
>>59398119
>no good pairing
doomed to fail tbqh
>>59398107
Are these legit recommendations?
>>59398200
yes
sample of Lord Huron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl1FOuZnOAg
>>59398231
I like it. I'll look into your other suggestions.
>>59398231
Ends of the Earth is my fave
perfect mountaineering love song
>>59398310
good choice, but I like the upbeat feel of Cursed a bit more and I can related to falling head over heels inlove
>>59397204
Any progress on this?
>>59398174
Janella is a bit of a literal who tho.
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>>59398606
she's not pang masa like Nadine and Kathryn. also, no good male pairing. she's very talented tho.
>>59397210
FELT - Roll Ground
Bal Sagoth - The Obsidian Crown Unbound
Wesley Safadao - Veja So No Que Deu
goreshit - burn this moment into the retina of my eye
Shimotsuki Haruka - EXEC_HYMM_BATTLESPHERE/.#Finnel extracting
Nightwish - Dark Chest of Wonders
Chata - Remind
penoreri - Preserved Valkyria
Azis - Sen Trope
BABYMETAL/Dragonforce - Road of Resistance
>>59392224
Why are you posting lies anon
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/770444/duterte-rejects-divorce-for-sake-of-kids-slams-door-on-abortion
>>59392568
Divorce doesn't exist in Catholicism
>>59398799
>Nightwish - Dark Chest of Wonders
>BABYMETAL/Dragonforce - Road of Resistance
>Patrician
don't trick him senpai
>>59397210
[spoiler]Radiohead[/spoiler]
what does /asean/ think of duterte's son
http://www.kitakubu.co/2016/05/nisekoi-manga-to-end-in-two-weeks/
it is true?
help me
Chinese man makes portrait of crush with 840 Rubiks Cubes, gets rejected
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/05/12/asia/china-rubiks-cube-declaration-of-love/
>>59399205
Padilla-esque
>>59397210
Norah Jones
>>59399215
lel
>>59399213
>>59399215
>>59399335
>he commits murder suicide soon
>>59399215
>A.D. 2016
>trying to romance a single girl
>>59399335
cari pasal
>>59399213
It already ended
>>59399215
>>59399335
That is autistically creepy.
>>59399446
just like you
>>59399215
>he spent $460 for that portrait
He could just spend it on prostitute
>>59399446
because the guy is creepy looking
>>59399457
You got me.
>>59399477
this is b8
MYfags here, who knows of Rayani Air?
>>59399459
but he won't get famous that way. can't you see, he did all these to become viral
>>59399523
I was being serious with that question. Yes, Nisekoi is apparently ending.
>>59399593
end in 2 fucking chapters?
y'all niggs don't even jelq
Blonde tsundere girls always win
>>59399681
There have been cases with manga announcing their ending with one chapter to go, so it's not unexpected.
>>59393848
Is this how to pronounce meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgkeLALdEvg
Which Japanese singers do /asean/ like?
>>59398787
Honestly the 3 of them are no talent hacks
>>59399593
>Nisekoi
I don't wanna see this word anymore
>>59399758
nope
>>59399823
Why not? I thought the Japanese love it.
>>59399758
>>59399828
Do you know Penang Anime Matsuri?
>>59399823
come on
you heard anything there?
>>59399866
fuck off tripfag
>>59399866
>tripfag
>weeaboo
Please kill yourself
>>59399866
Fucking tripfags I swear to God.
>>59399866
>Do you know Penang Anime Matsuri?
This guy asks the same question over and over.
>>59399866
remove your trip you dumbass fucking weeb
>>59399866
that's one of the most hated manga of shonen jump in here.
Anime was a mistake
- Japan
>>59399866
Kill yourself you fucking tripfag.
>>59399799
Don't be delusional. Filipino singers are objectively superior than any Japanese singers.
The only reason Jap music sounds great to filipino weebs like you is because they're far better than any flip musician at synchronizing their instruments to their songs and their general skill on using them.
>>59397210
John Mayer
>>59399866
I hope your mom gets hit by a car and dies, you fucking tripfag.
>>59399799
My favourite Japanese singer is Kurisu Hato
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SI2jeXrjK4
Why are weaboos hated here?
>>59400101
proxy-reddit go away
>>59400107
PLEASE KILL YOURSELF YOU STUPID AUTISTIC WEEB
>>59400107
Why do you think?
