Tom Brady Edition
First for iceland
>20 posts early
>brady thread
this shit is gonna be hot pocketed
Weeeeee!
please make this a permanent thing >>59383746
Don't /cum/ back Cancucks
>>59387170
not gonna happen
Americans can't participate Eurovision. Even Stray acan and you can't . How dies it make you feel?
>>59387248
We would just win
The whole point of Eurovision is for pointless countries to pretend they have good music by excluding Americans
>>59387326
Stop parroting me. The fact straya participates and you don't makes you look irrelevant.
>>59387370
No you're the irrelevant ones
Nobody outside of Europe and Australia has ever even heard of Eurovision
Iceland and Latvia are roleplaying proxies.
Some other shit going on recently as well.
Do the math. Fellows we know well from the past.
Safety always off, boys.
>Russia
I told ya
give me one good reason not to jump off a bridge
>>59387883
I can give you a few reasons for doing it
>>59387883
It's an inferior method to jumping off a tall building.
>>59387883
itll cause them to take anti-suicide measures to build up fencing around the ends which will only cause taxes to go up
Get me outta here
I imagine death as the ultimate act of masturbation
>>59387940
In what sense?
If /cum/ was a person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ1uwXWQn5Y
English is a pretty easy language
>>59387963
I don't I'm just saying shit
TELL ME ABOUT AUSTRALIA WHY DOES HE WEAR THE KEKSTAMP
>>59388040
I was kinda hoping you would humor me with some half baked idea anyway.
>>59387883
Don't jump off a bridge, shoot yourself instead. Gives you less time to think about it.
gettin real sick of your shit, Jagex
>>59388410
forgot pic
HEYYYYYY BLONDDEEEE
>>59388463
Shut up Tuco
>>59387963
The loss of.
>>59387248
>eurovision
literally nobody cares
guess ill have to hang out here since the mod keeps deleting /brit/ for seemingly no reason
*sigh*
hello fags...
I can't believe my pupper is 12 Yeats old, he still looks so young
>>59388457
>even spending time doing easy clues
>>59388541
reported
>>59388541
you have to go back
janny has fully lost his head and his deleting every /brit/ thread from the catalog
this is the end lads
>>59388541
of all the generals you choose to post in you choose the 2nd worst one?
/brit/ is REALLY fucking bad m8
what happens in these threads? anything interesting?
LIMEYS >>>/out/
>>59388616
we have anime erp every night though that isnt gonna start for another 2 horus or so
>>59388646
oh i'll be sure to leave by then
>>59388634
pls i need refuge
i'm not an economic migrant
Remember, boys. Remember. I'm telling you now. Some shitfuckery is afoot. Keep your safety off and your wits about you.
>>59388673
But I don't own a gun
>>59388807
Why not?
>>59388807
FOB (fuck off brit)
>>59388673
>Some shitfuckery is afoot.
c-canada, i ain't ready for this shit man
I-i'm scared
>have no friends
>haven't talked to anyone that wasn't my mother in 2.5 years
>I pretend my old friends from high school are still around and I talk to them in my head
Hahaha, lads! It's truly all over for me.
reaching dangerous levels of boredom atm
vidya isnt cutting it anymore
>>59388541
im here for the erp lads
>>59388969
*grabs you buy the collar*
You gotta pull yourself together, man!
Can't you fucking feel it?
Can't you feel it on the boards, in the shitposts?
When it happens I need to know my shitposters in arms got my fucking back!
there is too much fucking avacado in my sushi rolls
>>59389000
witnessed
I'll be your friend
https://youtu.be/JA4XA_jrJ2A
Top fucking kek
Niggas be crazy
So when are we doing /cum/ movie night again? That was in the works right? I'd stream but my internet is pretty shit tier.
>>59387442
>being that deluded
Literally the most popular world wide event.
>KENDRICK
>best in the game
pick two
>>59389572
We're waiting on the guy from India and someone without shitty internet.
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>>59389676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Eyna84qI9o
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>>59389750
Fuck off with this shit
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Yhl0iUr0jc
Got an Irishanon too say this
>>59389767
calm down, everyone love anime
why do people go to rap concerts?
Like, nothing against the genre, but Rap sounds terrible live
>>59389837
>>59389572
Id do it but Im on a toaster
I could try streaming through steam....
I don't usually listen to coon tunes, but when I do it's some southern 90s shit that makes you want to go commit a drive by shooting
https://youtu.be/whkmduRt2ZA
>>59389872
holy shit
i can't believe this
is this real guys?
>>59387883
Smoke weed instead.
>>59390069
>good smells
that is a lie
>>59389885
>including the hit single ''so real so tight'' featuring fat of the screwed up click
>vocaroo
i'm a member if this band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boa96c7uOSM
r8
>>59390388
>brits
>ok posters
>>59390388
Brazil, Turkey, America and Spain should all be black
>>59389000
In case this isn't a shitpost.
Wanna be pen pals?
wew
thought my thread got hotpocketed
glad you all are enjoying it
>>59390491
kill yourself
https://youtu.be/MlByb4XUzOQ
Hello, friends. I hope you have found yourselves at peace today.
>>59390491
I hot pocketed you're mom
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>>59390422
I like shitting more than pissing or cumming
>>59390779
all me
>>59390523
extremely rude
>>59390806
Son, I got some bad news for ya
>>59390806
>gay alarm
this nigga likes when hard bulky things pass throught his anus, kill him
Man I forgot how terrible Miller Genuine Draft is holy fuck this shit is literally THE piss beer
>>59390806
Nothing beats a really satisfying pee
>>59390860
>>59390883
>>59390945
It's like you don't know the satisfying struggle of a good poo
>>59390982
I appreciate a good shit but if you enjoy that more than cumming I highly suspect you are a homosexual that wants to take it up the ares-hole tbqhwy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAxDNy2YIBY
F
>>59391223
I'm not gay, I just have a dwindling sex drive
I feel like someone in Christopher Colombuses blood line started this whole trend of importing dot-headed Indians into the states after killing off all the feather Indians so that my boy Christopho wouldn't feel so embarrassed in the after life.
anybody else here bout that neko atsume life
>>59391239
rest in peace
Commencement was fun lads. Didnt realize so many people at my uni liked me. Kinda sad cause I could have hung our more if I knew before
>>59391460
Only 4 mementos to go.
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>>59391586
I'm jelly, I still have a lot more stuff to get
>>59391653
literally commit suicide my guy
>>59390806
I like holding it in for several hours. Feels extra satisfying when I finally poo.
>>59391653
all me
hi /cum/-chan im bak
>>59391743
yeah i actually believe you tbqh
:^)
>>59391773
BABY
A
B
Y
>>59391773
Hello cute Canadian baby, how are you?
>>59391795
im gud i just got bak frum the gym
im rly strong
>>59391773
FUCK OFF
>>59391829
good god you are an insufferable faggot
>>59391886
rude
WTF
Cauliflower is just white broccoli
>>59391997
no fucking way dude
Tax returns WHEN?
>>59391951
He's right tho
You're easily the most obnoxious poster and that's saying a lot 2BH
>>59392034
http://images.lmgtfy.com/?q=white+broccoli
DUDE
WTF
America is just northern Mexico
good evening lads
>>59392075
OH SHIT THERE'S ORANGE BROCCOLI TOO
>>59392078
Please don't tell my parents!
>>59392078
at last I truly see
>>59392197
La Raza
Because I live there and that makes it better by default
>>59392197
MINNESOTA SHOULD BE WITH THE PLAINS, NADOS N GRAINS REEEEEEE
>>59392078
>>/meana/
that way
>>59392197
Tornado n' Grainz
They would wrangle, hogtie, and rape tornadoes into domestication and destroy literally everything with the power of summonable super-tornadoes.
>>59392197
im on the canadian border lol
>tfw no buffer region so they leaf me alone
MOM'S
>>59392197
The Canadian COCK SLAVES honestly
GONNA
No worse feeling than being nauseous and hungry at the same time
>>59392197
>no west coast unification
>CA, NM, and AZ
shit map would not play
>>59391997
It tastes different though.
Also how high are you?
srs bisnis
>>59391886
Hey thats mean take that back you bully
>>59392420
so anon?
you gonna fight? or ignore it like the little bitch beta you are?
R8 my OC jokes ok
Poop is brown, poopy poop doo doo
more incoming
tfw no jew bf to seed my goypucci with his BJC
>>59392536
don't tremble, he didn't mean it bb
/cum/'s favorite sport.
>>59392601
This actually somehow managed to get even dumber
>>59392595
What do you get when you mix pee pee with poo poo?
doo doo stew stew
>>59392626
>not BASEDball
>>59392601
I like this
>>59392626
im a fan of baseball 2bh
>>59392626
>Not hockey for Canada
>>59392617
>don't tremble
you don't know my true power
>>59392755
Anon, you're scaring me
>>59392755
u secretly like me i knowww
>>59392626
Archery.
>Archery
>>59392626
Butt wrestling
>Al right this a raid
>Mods special operations division! get down on the ground
>Where's the canadian balaclava poster?!
>>59392933
>>59392953
Archery is based though
>>59393030
fug my pic
What you're saying is true, but I commend the Republicans on having the balls to vote for what is essentially a revolution within their party.
I'm starting to think the march in Philadelphia is our last battle this election cycle to reform our party.
Trump is doing so well because of his supporters' fervor. We need some of that -- damnit I can't believe I'm about to say it -- high energy!
what did he mean by this?
are you going to see the WoW movie ?~
>>59392953
Got a problem with that?
>>59393030
You'll never catch him. He was born during a blizzard in the Yukon territory and raised by wolves in the rocky mountains. He's more of an enigma than a man. A meme, perhaps? He'd never let the federales take him alive, that much I know to be true.
>>59393399
we should lay a trap !
>>59393399
You know him?
He's just a man.. That's it. He can be killed
Next time we'll arrest him and i'll see him rotting in a cell for all the countless anons he scared and hurt.
i took this picture today
>>59393082
He's going to beat him up behind the restroom.
>>59393500
7/10
At least it's not anime
>>59393617
stop posting my comments
>>59393205
Ya
Been waiting years
At this point I don't even care if it is good. I've been waiting so fucking long I can't not see it
>>59393500
good picture
good dubs
I'm a fucking idiot. I pissed facing the wind.
>power went out in the middle of a match
>it's affecting several counties around me
>absolutely no power until tomorrow at best probably
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_rcmeMxxGYw
Sometimes being alive just feels like an inconvenience.
Bane?
>>59393859
how are you postin?!
>>59393820
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
>>59393922
>Whoa, hey guys, welcome to eb plans
is /cum/ ded ?
>>59393923
Phone still has some battery left.
star wars is a shit series and you should feel bad if you like it
r8 this taco I just bought
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-csLFdl2O0
Russian qts
>>59394231
watchin a movie atm
>>59394248
ur dumb
>>59394281
lmao I bet you think that shit wars is some kind of cultural achievement and that lucas is a genius
>>59394251
did you literally cum on that taco?...
10/10
>>59394363
i cummed on ur moms taco lmammma
>>59394251
is that cheese or what?
dat boi is the hottest meme out right now
i don't care what underage thinks
I dare one of you faggots to battle me on pokemon
>tfw being bullied by my girlfriend's son
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>>59394422
It's guacamole that they mixed with cream for some reason. It was pretty good/10
>>59394388
MADMAN
Having a quarter life crisis buds.
>>59394577
>tfw used to date a single mom
Not sure if I should fap or not. I'm talking advanced degeneracy here
>>59394770
>>59394769
still young
tbqh
aaaaaa
>>59394778
Well what the fuck do you want me to do about it?
why can't Massholes hang
>power's back
that was one of the worst hours of my life
>>59394819
I don't spit bars I spit hot fiah.
>>59394769
what's the problem, anon?
You don't feel happy with your life?
How many roads must a man walk down, Before you can call him a man?
>>59395094
4
who /drunk/ here?
Saturday night and I'm on 4chan instead of keeping a woman I love warm and comfortable.
>>59395121
I got absolutely fuckwasted yesterday so I'm taking it easy....few beers though haha
>>59395121
>tfw US laws keep the under 21 down
feels young män
>>59395191
>wasting your youth on 4chan
stop now
t. old person
>>59395191
>tfw 22
Kek, kid
>>59395191
I honestly can't imagine that shit. By 19 I was so fucking itching to get into that liquor store I damn near lost my shit. I couldn't fathom having spent another two years getting older tards to boot my booze. Fake IDs must really be a thriving business down there, huh?
can a fellow /cum/patriot not get a kiss?
come on darlings, I'm waiting
>>59395218
I've been here since I was 13 there's no stopping now
>>59395218
I got nothing to do though, I'm neet in every sense
>>59395236
:(
>>59395244
I was honestly thinking of driving up to canada for 18th birthday but turns out I'm lazy and never did
just
>>59395236
93 babby?
My man, my man.
>>59395270
>>59395218
i want to fucking leave this place
What does a vagina feel like?
come on guys
being in your 20s is not old neither in early 30s
>>59395285
well, there's one way..
>>59395285
>>59395277
stop being a neet as well
did it for 2 years worst mistake of my life
>>59395285
idk your mexican so shit is probably easier for you because of lack of options. get your bitch ass to work
Lullaby, and good night, in the skies stars are bright.
May the moon's silvery beams bring you sweet dreams.
Close your eyes now and rest, may these hours be blessed.
'Til the sky's bright with dawn, when you wake with a yawn.
>>59395332
I will try to quit being neet after I get back from a trip I planned I think
apply to community college and try to move out so I can be miserable in peace
i'm getting into chewing tobacco lately. it works well while studying, and since i live in an apartment complex now i can't be bothered to step outside all the time
>>59395285
Remember you can take the man out of the 4chan but you'll never take the 4chan out of the man. You'll carry this shit with you the rest of your days, the youth you wasted, the nights you spent alone shitposting on a mongolian tapestry forum when you could've been socializing or doing something constructive.
You will carry that weight until the day you die regardless of whether or not you actually leave.
>>59395285
but all ur good friends are here
including me
>>59395396
>dipping
Even more disgusting than cigarettes. I don't have a reaction image digusted enough for this
>>59395384
nah fuck that shit
do it now, im still making excuses for myself. Do it before you become a alcoholic or something itll happen relatively quickly if you are not careful
>>59395302
But I'm 24, that mean's I'm almost half way too fifty, and most people then die at 70. 24 years on this planet has went by in a flash. I'm going to be old soon and then I'M GOING TO DIE AND THAT TERRIFIES ME.
Hello, America! I love you guys!
>>59395428
I'm not trying to make excuses, it is just logistically more reasonable, and plus the trip is stressing me out enough
>Do it before you become a alcoholic or something itll happen relatively quickly if you are not careful
[spoiler]:v[/spoiler]
Fallout 4 has no prostitutes.
>>59395456
very bad post
>>59395427
it feels pretty nice on the gums, though. i do it in moderation, and it's cut down on my smoking significantly
>>59395477
its a slippery slope. nobody told me this years ago and I was too stupid to see it coming and had someone told me it was going to happen I would have told them to fuck off so. If you plan on making something of yourself stop
or at least even being a competent functional adult
My throat stings and it smells like cigarette smoke when I breathe in. There's nobody smoking in my house.
Is there something wrong with me?
>>59395430
You're overthinking everything
Just think of today, man
>>59395479
It will soon enough.
>>59395525
I believe you, but I just have a self destructive mind so I can see some sort of addiction happening
thanks for looking out for me lad
goodnight compatriots
>>59395536
*wheezes and hacks*
oh fuck sorry man i thought you were alright with me smoking in here
>>59395566
goodnight
>>59395584
cringe
stop posting anytime
>>59395565
I remember this exactly happening
rip anon
pls tell try to talk the next one of us off
>>59395536
you might want to check your vents.
>>59395604
that was the intent
tfw I am a white nigger
/cum/ is my favourite thread
>>59395634
>favourite
neck yourself cuck
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*steals ur dubs*
>>59395610
you have to hit the bottom to climb back up, r-right?
Americans should just make another attempt at /usa/ general, they have no real desire to talk to foreigners and are just general goofs that want to shitpost about California and Texas. I propose that Canada and Mexico find a new buddy to hang out with. Americans are fucking gay.