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WE DID IT EUROPE CHINKSTRALIA BTFO
HOHOL'D
TATAR'D
>>59381197
CRIMEA'D
more like russia got cucked
eurovision fans are all faggots anyways
>>59381324
el maltuANO
Thank you Ukraine!
Lmao @ Germany
>>59380958
FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNTS FOR TAKING THIS FROM STRAYA! I HATE YOU ALL NOW!!
>>59380958
>THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF AUSTRALIA
You made this row of aussie twinks sad, how will you cheer them up
KRAIN'D
>Ukrainian economy
have fun organizing that
Some of you guys are alright
Don't go to Europe tomorrow
>Russians already this butthurt
>>59381727
>PROUD ANGLO
>>59381727
So progressive
If we had sent Nollsy we would have won
>>59380958
>Be Russia
>Get jury'd
Ukraine wins with sympathy votes that didn't go to the BIG BAD BULLY RUSSIA
>>59381799
I just can't wait to comfort them
>>59380958
all rise for the Australian national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
>>59380958
>poland 3rd in people votes
>only ahead of germany in jury votes
AYY LMAO
U K R A I N ' D
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>>59382089
Nah it's definitely not that otherwise le tolerant progressive germoney would have got more
>cry 'muh crimea'
>win politically correct voters
Someone invade us a little bit, we should win this contest sometime
We'll even give you Amsterdam for free. Nobody here likes Amsterdam.
>>59381989
You misunderstand, the jury was butthurt and stole their victory.
ukraine's descend from mongols so it's like KHAN'D 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>59382232
No one could ever justify voting for Germany. this year.
>>59382115
How will you do it :3
>muh victim complex
>Brexit more likely to happen
imokaywiththis.jpg
>>59382196
hey, at least we beat the kraut.
>>59380958
Will they ever recover from this?
>UK got 2 on the phone vote
>Germany got 1 on the phone vote
HAHAHAHAHHAA
>>59382363
>this year
Last time I voted for them they came to our doorstep
Intrusive little shits
>>59381727
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON
>>59381989
we weren't even "rivals" at voting, we actually voted for Russia
Thank you ukraine.
>>59382364
Australia get khan'd
>khan is new mayor of london
Australia get ukrained
>???
>>59382124
keked
>>59382514
delet this
>>59382269
isn't Rotterdam much worse than Amsterdam?
>>59381924
fuck off you jewish moneywhore
I still shocked about the fact that Norway gave us 12 points
>>59382196
>Poland mass immigrate to other countries and vote for themselves
>based jury puts down their shit
kek
>>59381727
>Australia first world
>No food to feed people
Us versus the world again just how we like it
>>59382089
Yeah Ukraines song sucked ass. Even fucking Estonia was better.
>>59382269
jelly provinciaal detected
>>59380958
>Ukraine will up national voting as result they'll refuse it.
>Australia hosts Eurovision
Make screens
>>59382723
Yeah, even finl...oh wait
>>59382560
kekd
>>59382639
That's Amsterdam talking, they don't want to be bribed off
>>59382269
Niet zo jaloers zijn op Amsterdam boerekind
>>59381924
In a shed, I presume.
That was a pretty close call.
But overall the Ukranian song had a better presentation.
>>59381727
Only explanation
My favourites were russia and ukraine. I am glad that one of them won!
>>59380958
Hohli вы cнaчaлo дoлг oтдaйтe, a пoтoм yжe пpoвoдитe y ceбя вce чтo хoдитe
>>59381727
>100% Australia
HAHAHAHAGAGAGAAGAHAHAHSGWHAGAHSGSHSGSGSGSFSGSGSGSHWSSDFSFSFSFSFSFFSFSFSFSFS
H@AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAGAGSGSHSHSGSGGSGSGSGSG
>>59380958
YFW you need all of europe to defeat Straya in shitsinging
Do not care bout euroshit, but rus butthurt is priceless.
>>59383021
back to /po/, retard
Easy win assdumps
Why does nobody vote for England and Germany?
What bad things have we ever done?
>2-nd place 511
>>59383072
Tell me how you feel about the fact that next year youll possibly starve because of all the tax money youll pay or the show
I actually like the Ukranian song. but I did not expect it to win at all. Feel bad for the Aussies though, victory ripped from them at the last moment.
>>59383072
We voted for you tho
>>59382907
Het Turkse deel, Marokkaanse deel, Antilliaanse deel, Poolse deel of die paar honderd andere delen? Het Nederlandse deel kan ik niet vinden
Хoхлы в ямe из пoд oкoпa бyдyт кoнкypc пpвoдить пoхoдy.
The jury was obviously rigged, and not just against Russia. Like how the German jury just happened to think Israel's act was worth 12 pts? Absolutely reeks of bullshit... It's just pushing political agendas...
What did the Russian people vote? What site do you guys use to see people's votes?
>>59383091
Jealousy
>>59383248
we already did it back in 2005, will do it again. no prob. but i do not recomend u to visit it enxt years bcause of ur flag.
>>59383287
t. Rotterdam-Zuid
Terrible dancing desu song was decent enough
>>59383091
Brexit. The UK doesn't fit into Eurovision at all.
I gotta say the new voting system is pretty good. It makes the partisan voting a lot less obvious. The jury seemed quite unbiased (except for Russia). Norway even gave 0 points to Sweden.
It also avoids the slow painful death of the 2nd place when 1st place built a big enough lead after the first 30 votes.
>>59383287
Een rotterdammer dus, opinie weggegooid
>>59382514
Why?? Germany was pretty good
>>59383336
Lmao i was just telling my friends that we should not compete next year becaaise ukraine is antisemitic af
Well, luckily I've given up on the contest since the Russian grannies didn't win.
>>59383517
Thanks. What site do you use?
am i the only one who rates all of the songs on a scale of 0 - 10?
every single year i watch esc with my family and everyone rates
Well it was funny
>>59383091
Cos you sucked, it is very simple. I don't know why it's so hard to understand.
>>59383435
Aye, we'd be better with the Commonwealth, like we used to.
Mentally, we're still in that mindset. We just clipped on our wings joining the EU and now we're a laughing stock.
>>59383091
The UK is Switzerland's best friend at the Eurovision. If only you returned our feelings and gave us most points instead of Ireland ;_;
>>59383687
Fuck I'm jealous of him, and her really
>>59383687
Absolute madman
>>59383580
Poland was wery good
>>59382587
underrated post
>>59383605
dunno, i got this from vk
>>59383601
> ukraine is antisemitic af
Ye, thats what im talkign bout. Thats why there are many jews on ukrainian nationalistic groups. And leader on Right sector is party jew. But u can keep watching ur rus tv.
>>59383091
because you sent 2 twinks with a shitty song
>>59383912
can you show me how poland voted?
>>59383912
where the fuck do you find these?
So the main thing we learnt from tonight is that the European public stands with Russia in the Russian-Ukrainian war.
SAVE ME
>>59383601
>ukraine is antisemitic af
Fuck off faggot, video related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l--_fyqgjo
>>59381727
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE
>tfw ukraine song should be disqualified for violating the rule
>>59383996
>polish song is popular as fuck on youtube
???
explain
>>59383996
WAKE ME UP
>>59384173
I love Poland. :3
>tfw even if Ukraine somehow gets disqualified for violating the rules, Australia wins anyway and not Russia
Russians got cucked hard.
>>59383091
>boyband
>good
kys
>>59383996
fucking traitors voted for Russia
PiS should arrest and deport all them to Russia
>Australia came 2nd
WTF
>Germany had some dumb weeb
WTF! LOL
>>59384245
what rule?
>>59382569
Does Crimea count as Russia or Ukraine in terms of televoting?
>>59383601
>X is antisemitic
Haha
well meme'd kike :)
>>59384117
>>59384245
What rule? The political one? Not a chance, they already shut that down before the contest began.
Ukraine won and nothing can change that now.
>>59384314
eurovision tv/page/about/rules
second from bottom
But how can Ukraine win when Ukraine doesn't exist ??
>>59384314
Muh non-politics rule, about which pro-russians are screaming and will definetly beg to nullify Ukraine's results or something similiar.
>>59384377
ofc nothing will change, i just want to show more shit about that show
>>59384316
>The shitty Russian outhouse that is Crimea having telephones.
Top 5 Objectively best songs:
Netherlands
Latvia
Australia
France
Hungary
>>59380958
>chink performer
>chink skeleton announcing the points
Australia confirmed chick shithole
>>59384474
>>The decent ukrainian region which was shat by russians that is Crimea having telephones.
FTFY
>>59383907
So you basically mean that the ukraine doesnt hate jews, it only hates israel?
>>59383912
show us the uk's
Ukraine winning was rigged. They will use Eurovision funding as a disguise to wire Ukraine money to fight Russia. It's so obvious.
Why is all the butthurt and discussion about Russia when they're not even in the top 2
>>59384245
Astral so that not even Europe
>>59384632
>tfw lost relevantb owl to france this year
at least Germany still suck
>>59384632
And that's bad because?
Russia is a backwards dictatorship which uses it's vast resources, terror and raw manpower to terrorize neighbouring countries because of "muh strong rodina". They have done that ever since fucking Tsar times.
>>59384609
Plumber voting pretty much desu :D
>>59384642
Nobody cares, you barely even beat us in the popular vote.
Implying Lazarev wasn't the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7hRZS-nLhY
I don't follow this, can someone give me the winning song in text form? make sure to type the beat out clearly
>>59384642
Because of the public vote. Russia won the public vote while Ukraine was second so people are sperging that Russia should have won instead of Ukraine. Plus this is 4chan where Putin's cock is sucked 24/7
>>59384496
hey thanks Australia :3
>>59384753
lel ranking by toilet cleaning ability too
georgia's song was literally a shitty version of cyprus'. yet georgia still did better somehow
reminder Ukraine will go bankrupt from hosting eurovision 2017
>>59381727
hating based Lee Lin Chin
>>59384902
eh, they were pretty different
>>59384872
I voted like 5 times for the Netherlands. Shame about the popular vote though. I thought he would have done better with the people than the jury.
>>59384809
putin is evil SLAVA UKRAINI
>>59384888
Hey, we don't clean toilets for free, lad ;)
Nice trips too
>>59384932
>australia votes werent rigged
nice
we are growing stronger
also how did belgium end up 5th place or something
they had the worst song this year
>>59384968
your national points announcer was 10/10 m8
>>59380958
Why the fuck is Australia even in EUROvision?
I thought this was an /int/ joke for a second... Didn't even watch.
>>59384949
They don't know, anon. They simply don't know
>>59385070
Thanks ladm8
Give us points next year too ok?
And also rate our results for final (juries cucked russia by giving it last place lel)
>>59385087
Dno lol
>>59381727
>first they allowed australia to compete in eurovision
>now they invited Cambodia
cmon what the fuck
>>59385221
https://www.eurovision.tv/page/results?event=2113&voter=SE
Enjoy cringing at results
>>59385338
>check poland results
>jury vote is LITERALLY THE VOTES OF THE ONE MAN WHO WORKS FOR EUROVISION
lmao
m
a
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SUCCESSFULLY DEFENDED OUR LAST PLACE
>>59385542
I liked your girl, she was cute. Sorry for your loss.
>>59384830
>Putin's cock is sucked 24/7
Lmao wut
Russia got screwed either way. But in the end, I give zero fucks about who wins this memeshow.
>>59385542
>one jury from poland gave her 8th place
KRECIK IS OUR GUY
>>59383719
Switzerland usually comes up with catchy songs imo. But I didn't like your one this year. Granted I didn't like ours either.
>>59385636
>Americunt is mad because he isn't in EUROvision
>>59382269
>Nobody here likes Amsterdam.
The entire Randstad is terrible.
what?
We scored higher than the rest of you faggots so stfu
>>59386122
>salty kangaroo man
>>59386122
3rd place in televoting
>>59386122
I have no idea what Eurovision is. Should I be upset right now?
>>59386338
Pointless bullshit once a year
>>59381727
what the fuck is that shit around her neck
Can Ukraine even afford to host? I don't know why everyone thought our song was so good
>>59386797
The big five (UK, France, Italy, Spain and Germany) pay for most of it.
>>59386797
Ukraine is biggest country in Europe, ofc its can.
They hosted 2012 Europe football championship. Their president have money to just buy it(he billionaire)
>>59386520
Australian attire
>>59387037
>They hosted 2012 Europe football championship
And Russia destroyed the airport they made in Donetsk.
>>59387107
its just one airport lol, china build it 100 every year
>>59383091
As if we need something shitty like Eurovision to justify our music. For other countries this is their only time to shine.
>>59381527
THANK YOU FINLAND I AM MAD ALSO FUCK THIS FUCKING SHITFEST FUCK!!
>>59387534
Belgium and Austria better than Australia, sry but its true
>>59385087
it's just a bit of banter
People actually watch Eurovision?
>>59388960
It's the most watched non-sports event in the world.
Kek, you could tell how desperate Russia was to win this with all their effects and hype. They got Jury'd.
>>59387534
Fucking Oath mate
>>59389003
No, that's the Super Bowl.
>>59389105
Top kek
>>59380958
t. rasheed
>>59380958
fuck you eternal anglo only ones happy for ukraine are cuck faggots putin will destroy your shit muslim country by 2030 fuck of sadiq
it was a dumb rigged fucking contest just like last year you dumb shit
>>59389105
will they ever recover from this?
>>59389105
YES
>>59384474
Your ancestors fought and died for the control over "the shitty outhouse", I guess you know that. Not that it matters now.
>>59387107
Yes, and we are very sorry for that. We will rebuild it, eventually.
>>59384595
Don't be like that. Everyone hates israel
>>59390429
>everyone
I like them.
>>59390533
>US jewcucks
>People
>>59385093
THEY WILL
>>59390562
>says australia
I'm surprised BASE Lee Lin isn't a fucking meme on ere.
>>59389105
MURIFATS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>fucking australia gets invited to eurovision instead of canada
WE ARE THE MORE RELEVANT DOMINION
WE ARE ACTUALLY COSMOPOLITAN
GO TO QUEBEC CITY IT'S EXACTLY LIKE EUROPE
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>59393357
Why the hell would you want your country to participate in this sjw hardcore leftist circlejerk
>>59382045
Nollsy didn't need another stolen victory mate.
why would you wish that on him
>>59393790
Shannon Noll was in the jury this year
>>59380958
>jury throws point at you
>only get second anyway
Top kek
Reminder we shouldve won
>>59382045
LET'S DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
>>59393983
Bulgaria isn't geopolitically relevant enough to win. That's the way it is, unfortunately.
Maybe you can sing a song about Ottoman oppression next year and then you will win.
>Straya not winning because pushing political agenda is important
>Latvia gets nothing
>Georgia makes the best song, plebs don't understand noise pop
>>59380958
Why didn't Australia send this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0Q5JFHrGNk&feature=player_embedded
>>59394053
This. We would have actually won under the old voting rules. Why did they change it? Fucking bullshit.
>G*rmany
>>59394074
We should have sent this 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yorq1Lme6jo
>>59393512
Oh is that what it is? I thought it was just a fun little singing contest like American Idol
nvm then
>>59394128
holy shit, this brings back memories. I remember Today Tonight and A Current Affair getting so butthurt over this.
i fucking lost when Germany gave 12 points to Israel
>>59383244
>be european
>only manage to scrape the victory by 20 points
>narrowly beat another continent
kek
i hope youre proud brother, you dun did it :^)
Has such a strong favorite ever been so BTFO like Russia yesterday? I don't remember it happening in the last 12+ years.
>>59383627
hahahahaha the autism
>israel
>0
im guessing that's you?
>>59383627
>am i the only one who rates all of the songs on a scale of 0 - 10?
No, each country's jury does too.
>>59394174
It was like that at the very beginning like when Abba was and Queen were performing.
But the latest 10 years it is countries who are making performances trying to outdo each other, not the singers, so giving out points always made a funny drama about backstabbing or supporting your neighbor countries.
This year they made some shitty rule about jury voting and the shit lost all the national fun.
>>59383244
>2nd place in Jury points
>2nd place in public points
>phoned in a "muh ww2" performance
absolute disgrace
Russia would've been better than Ukraine shits
>>59394620
>hey ivan, putin really wants us to win eurovision, how do we win?
>just copy sweden's one from last year cyka blyad
Nah m8. So happy that shit got BTFO by the jury. Latvia or the Netherlands would have won if this were a fair contest.
>>59394705
Sweden didn't climb on fucking wall.
>>59394753
And you wanted a prize for this? Eurovision is a song contest, not a castle siege.
>>59394753
They both used gimmicky graphics to distract from the fact that they were generic pop songs. If Russia won, everyone would have jumped onto that bandwagon which would have drove the contest further into the grown
>>59394753
Because, you know, building a wall wasn't a thing last year
>>59394705
I know a professional singer, and she told me that in terms of singing a song - you know, what song contest should be about - it should have been Latvia vs Straya. Others had either a shitty song or a shitty singer or both.
SLOW DOWN BROTHER lol
>>59393357
Dude just pretend to be Swiss again lol
>>59394705
I'm not saying I think Russia should've won; just that they were better than Ukraine who weren't top 10 material
>>59394820
*ground
>>59394829
Pretty much. I don't know why Belarus wasn't in the final though. That was a great song.
>>59394831
Switzerland had a Canadian singing this year and she came last in her semi final kek.
>>59380958
meh, Georgia and Australia had the only decent songs anyway. Australia should be second, Georgia shuold be first, both Ukraine and Russia even getting in top 5 is political bullshit
>mfw the whole Eurovision was just warming up before Timberlake's performance
>>59394986
Ukraine and Russia always seem to manage to come in the top 5 every year no matter how good or bad their songs are. There's some serious rigging going on .
>>59395031
Too many slav emigrants watching too much TV.
>>59395029
A huge this, Justin BTFO'd every single act before him and he wasn't even serious.
>>59394986
Oтличный выбop, я тeпepь бyдy ждaть лaйвa гpyзинcких peбят, oни дикиe пpocтo.
Latvia was also good though.
>people care more about ukraine's song than ukraine's war
Eurovision akes dark things inside some of us
>>59395220
>akes
Forgot a w
Devastating Desu!
>>59395220
Bringing somebody called Amir was certainly a dark thing
But, kek, it's fun how everybody screams about evul homophobic russkies, yet Lazarev looked pretty, huh, questionable. There're rumours here that he's gay
>>59395369
>Amir
>Tunisian father
>Spanish-Morrocan mother
>Jew
>Left France when he was 8
I'm glad he didn't win
>>59395431
While we're at it: coming to France this fall, any advice on what to do and what to avoid?
>>59395461
>any advice on what to do and what to avoid?
Well if you want tips about what to visit it depends on where you are going and what you like, there's much to do and see
If you mean just general advice, then make sure to know basic French. Just how to say hello/goodbye, thank you, asking for basic things, and asking politely people to speak English if they can. We won't ask you to be fluent but we find it rude when you start with English before asking if we can speak it.
Also when entering a shop, restaurant, and pretty much anything always say hello. Apparently in some countries people don't greet cashiers in supermarkets for instance, here if you don't people will think you're an asshole.
If you have more specific questions go ahead
Wait are there actually people butthurt about this?
>>59395659
Yes we were fucking robbed m8
>>59395659
Do you think Russia will compete next year in Ukraine?
>>59395676
No, we were
>>59395697
Bulgaria's song was catchy and good for Eurovision, but your tmblrina haircut singer can't sing, m8.
>>59395697
Do Bulgarian women love the BBC.
>Ukraine declares that the next Eurovision is going to take place in Donbass since as long as they're concerned it's still a part of the country
I want to see that happen, the butthurt from the Drum'n'Bass would be priceless.
>>59395734
me on the left btw
>>59381727
>not knowing the lee lin chin meme
>be australian
>get chang'd
>>59395817
She's Korean
>>59395867
CHIING CHONG
GOOOK
SAME THING
>>59395691
The official position "If Ukraine let us".
It was Ukarine's singer who said if Russian wins they are not participating in our Eurovison, but we had nothing against taking part in Kiev's one.
You could see today that they are able to pull off whatever bullshit they want so it's all on their part.
>>59395751
Fucking saloeaters.
That german weeb cunt should've participated in Asiavision
Why doesn't /int/ organise its own version of Eurovision? It could be fun.
This was the best part of the Grand Final, everything else was pretty disappointing
>>59396007
>pizza with brokkoley
Only in japan.
>>59383687
based Bob
>>59396392
There is also a shrimp
>>59396436
what's this nigga's deal?
Kak sosetsya?
>>59396663
He's one smooth motherfucker
So will Eurovision 2018 be held in Sydney or Melbourne?
>>59396818
Sydney since it's the gay capital of Australia innit?
>>59384949
Nah idk. I hate how she embraced her meme status. She was cool when she was just "that SBS World News woman".
>>59384316
OH GOD AHAHAHAH
I really like the jury votes because people tend to vote neighborhood countries and sometimes immigrants vote for their country (german, french turks for example)
Also ukraine song was only decent one in eurovision. Putinbots can get the fuck out if they are going to be butthurt about everything
>>59382560
thank you so much danish friend I laughed six minutes.
>>59393983
>Reminder we shouldve won
But we did.
Ukraine was political vote, Australia is a meme country and Russia had its Putinbots voting for them.
Who was Australia's entry?
>>59398411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA16qQA4ik0
A billion times better than Guy Sebastian
>>59398446
>we bomb you russia stronk
every russian "bant" ever
>>59380958
It is impossible this competition is not rigged somehow. Last year conchita won and this year ukraine won. It is way too cute and stuff for it to be and accident.
>>59398480
Last year YOU won, dummy.
>>59398544
I don't really follow this thing....
>>59398457
Nice one
>Just watched the Ukraine performance
It was just some woman mumbling for a few minutes
>>59398654
I just listened to your song and Ukraine's song. How could Ukraine beat yours? It was fucking horrible.
the ukrainian song was total shit. it was just shit. even though australia is a meme country for eurovision they did quite well this year. a lot better than the russians or the ukrainians. so sad they lost with only a few points difference
it would have been funny to have them host eurovision
>>59398795
Because hoholtears
But considering the ages of Australian banter we would've had to endure if they actually won it I'm glad Ukraine did.
Just my assumption.
If Australia somehow won, they could have decided that next Eurovision will be in runner-up's country.
>>59398835
I agree it was good just because aussies are so annoying.
>>59397650
I'm actually genuinely curious.
>>59398835
>>59398815
>australia wins
>turkey offers to help them host at galipoli
>memes rising
>>59398878
Or maybe they would give hosting to the country that came last, to cheer them up.
Why the fuck is Australia in EUROvision song contest?
>>59399015
Why is Ukraine in EUROvision?
Why is Russia in EUROvision?
Why is Finland in EUROvision?
>>59391335
>Calling a spooky skeleton based
Go back to facebook normie
>>59399015
What are you talking about, mate?
>>59399015
>Not even from your continent
>Beat you
What's the matter mate, can't handle the bantz?
>>59399075
>mercator
>>59382045
Noll was actually part of our jury, so we did include him
Austria should have won desu
>>59381727
she gave us 12 points so she's allright
>>59400811
desu I found your judge creepier looking than ours.
Yours looked like a supervillains treacherous henchman who double crosses first the supervillain then later the hero
Ours looked like the supervillain.
>>59386797
Your song doesn't matter, your diplomatic relations do.
