>wake up
>world is like this
what do?
Praise God that our petty border disputes with the bordering countries have finally ended.
Get out of bed.
i'll pass thanks
>>59312502
I am Greek
>>59312502
>destroy the European Union
>Be Happy
It does not matter which alternative universe is that I always want to destroy EU
>>59312502
Pick my gun and rebel against the hue empire
Implying turkey is European. Also India shouldn't be linked with Australia.
>>59312502
>Ukraine is EU
You funny, everything till Poland will be I-fogot-word-for-colour-too-lazy-to-google.
>Ukraine
>EU
>>59312502
>Panama and its canal are ours once again
>>59312746
same and amen hunbro
happy
Buy a one way ticket to somewhere else and seek asylum claiming political persecution since Unasur is a communist hellhole.
>>59312502
It depends. If the current US Constitution is the framework of government, just go to work and have a nice day. If not, pick up rifle and go to war.
Why are tuks in the EU.
>>59313522
>canal
The canal was never your's.
>"Finally"
>"what the fuck is this thing un Russia's place?"
>>59312502
>masturbate
>play video games
>shitpost of 4chan
My mouth is watering at a unified orthodox state, ie east europe, russia and greece
hnnnng.
>>59312502
>Living in lefties/gommunist shithole
Proceed with live as usual
>>59312502
Kill myself
>>59314931
I guess it was done to include Georgia. A worthy sacrifice to be sure.
>South American Union instead of Cono Sur Union.
NORTHENERS GET OFF MY CONTINENT. REEEEEEEEE.
>venezuela
>haiti
>suriname
>bolivia
Fug that
>>59312502
Take our rightful Greenland clay, then say peace as we colonize our extraterrestrial colonies.
>>59315493
THIS
OUR OVERSEAS TERRITORIES
OUR BELOVED OVERSEAS TERRITORIES !
FRANCE PART OF THE EUROPE UNION (literally) !?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>59312502
Migrate to the US of urope
Move to the gulf and eat fruits from the jungles of our greatest neighbor.
>>59315478
>Getting 75 million Turks in the EU for only 5 million Georgians
>Worthy sacrifice
>>59312502
>Finance the African invasion of South Sudan
>Finance Latin American invasion of Mexico and of hispanic states of U.S
>be happy
Wake up
>>59316321
Oops Wrong thread.
>>59312502
>what do?
Nothing. The fuck do you expect me to do? It's not like the change conferred me any political power.
Take everything that's green over
Thus sayeth the L-rd
>>59312502
I like, can we keep it?
>>59312502
Fuck we're too close to chinks
>>59312502
Emigrate to yurop or USA union
>>59315695
There are 25 M Kurd in Turkey so only 50 M Turk will be in Euro and since Europeans love Kurds they would be happy to have more Kurdish in their Cuntree
>>59317167
>United States of America union
c'mon man
no thx
>>59312502
Kill myself because German kikes finally won.
>>59313293
>Also India shouldn't be linked with Australia.
It makes a ton of sense if you think about it.
>>59312502
Canada and Mexico are basically the US already so for me nothing has changed. I'd just hit the shower and head in to work.
>>59312502
>what do?
Make American Great Again
I'd lead a rebel force for American separatism. Before we begin our guerrilla war campaign, I'd lead a covert team to disable all their drones so they can't fucking do any airstrikes without being fucking seen or heard 1st.
The MAGA Army shall prevail, DEUS FUCKING VAULT!!!
>>59312502
greenland is rightfully a part of the North American Union, all descentors will be beheaded in the name of muh freedoms!
>>59317331
CUM union then, yes, it's way better.
>>59315493
Uruchile master race.
Argentina is too poor... for now.
>>59312502
go back to fucking sleep because im obviously having a nightmare
>>59312502
This is okay for us.
>>59320916
Shit this nip has a point. They can't be trusted with this arrangement. Best to leave them under American control.
>>59312502
Looks pretty sorry
>>59312502
fuck white wimins xDDDDD
>>59321473
Oh come on, we might as well be one cunt as it is.
>>59321436
Ameriboo, we save USA and Pacifc from Chink/Gook contamination. Otherwise, Hawai, LA, SF, Seatlle and Vancouver will be occupied.
>tfw live in crimea
>>59321893
I hope you enjoy your new Russian flag
>>59312502
wage war with russia
>>59312502
Start learning Spanish and Portugese.
>>59312502
>we're dominated by pooinloos
no, anything but this
>>59322011
One could think that flag was the only reason. But now when the flag left the same, most of my crimea brethren almost lost hope.
>>59322184
You'll be wishing that you hadn't killed off so many of your abos. They'd have made a great meat shield on the front line against the loo hordes.
>>59321893
>tfw live in crimea
>mfw 4chan hasn't been updated to accurately reflect that
>>59315554
Came in here to post this.
>>59317781
If soldiers had this type of uniform i would enlist so fucking hard
>>59312502
Laugh at the misfortune of Australia
>>59315554
please do, its a nation of drunks anyway..
How can the US and Mexico be united if Trump is going to build the wall?
>>59317551
HAHAHA I get it SHITposters HAHhahaHAH
>>59322536
What is, Greenland? Do we need a "what happens here?" thread for Greenland? I've never seen one.
>>59312502
>israel still isnt part of arabia
>>59322694
>alcoholism
>domestic violence
>incest
its a pit of depravity
>>59322712
It's so small that I overlooked that. It really should be absorbed into this new caliphate we have here. So many problems would cease to be problems.
>>59322737
Is it because of all the natives? That sounds exactly like how the leafs describe their natives. Are there any normal Danes who live there and don't act like cunts? Or have they all become an heroes by now from living in what I can only imagine is one of the most depressing shitholes of "civilization" on the planet?
>>59321863
Greatest ally
>>59322808
yeah theres some danes up there, the suicide rates are through the roof and theres a lot of immigration to denmark, people who for the most part become homeless alcoholic drug addicts
>>59322912
Weeaboo faggot.
>>59322931
>immigration to denmark
Does one actually have to go through the immigration process or can a citizen of one country move freely to the other? I'm not sure of the exact details of your relationship to them but they are kind of "yours" despite being sovereign, yeah?
First thing.
Conquer Greenland.
>>59322975
they have home rule, i think its pretty much open borders but im not sure
>>59312502
>that India-Oceania
What the fuck?
And is that a pagan Russia?
>>59312502
>Caribbean not part of the American Empire
Shit
>crimea
HAHAHAHAHA
>>59323101
Just means we can embargo Cuba again. Just for fun.
>>59323101
Nothing worth taking, Unless you want the "african american" population to increase by like 10%
>>59312502
>Mexico isn't included with all the other useless spics
Fuck off.
>>59312502
POO IN LOO WITH KANGAROO
>>59323233
Well a wall on that border with Guatemala would be a lot more feasible tbqhwy familia.
>>59312502
go back to sleep
>>59312746
India and Pakistan would still fight over Kashmir.
China would still fight to take Taiwan.
Crimea would still be contested.
Falklands would still be contested.
North/South Korea aren't unified.
Formerly sovereign countries will fight fight for independence.
>>59323466
>Falklands would still be contested
Surely this old meme could finally die if this map happened.
>>59322935
Chink sympathizer
>>59323654
But you're the one who said it not me.
>>59312502
Urgh hold Australia's hand and sneak off somewhere else to make out with each other in private and escape from all the gooks and poondians
>>59323984
Japanbro is keeping the chink brothas down
>>59324026
What's the difference?
>>59312502
call /gsg/ and tell the to fuck off
>>59321863
They are already occupied. So many Asians there
Australia is a dumb country
New Zealand is great
>>59312502
>Turkey in the EU
lmao
>>59324032
One already got bitchslapped into supporting American interests. It would be folly to ignore the fact that China is gunning for top dog, and that means knocking America out of that spot.
>>59312502
Wonder why Australia and New Zealand are in ASEAN
>>59324427
We have Mexico on our side now though. The balance is tilted far beyond China's reach.
>>59312502
Celebrate North American freedom of movement and establish a Floridian colony in Baja California
>>59324616
No one wants to become a Floridian colony, bro. Let's treat our new countrymen with more respect than that.
>>59324587
>We have Mexico on our side now though.
pic related
>>59324587
>The balance is tilted far beyond China's reach.
Not yet. Not while they challenge us, economically, politically, and militarily.
>>59312502
go to Cabo without a passport.
>>59324666
course I forget the fucking pic
>>59317781
>DEUS FUCKING VAULT!!!
dipshit...you're revolts against fellow catholics!
>>59324666
Mighty Mexico will help us overpower them, lord Satan.
>>59324660
>Orl*ndo
>>59323654
But you are a weeb
>>59324026
Lmao u wot
>>59324587
I don't want Mexico on our side. How the fuck can they help?
Their military doesn't even work for their government.
>>59324427
China isn't doing shit. They are run by retards.
>>59324769
CHI
Once Mexico's police start answering to the goverment, and not the cartels, I'll agree.
>>59324819
Aren't*
But hey it works both ways. Mao was an ally at one time in the 70's.
>south american union
end myself
