>HE CAN'T ROLL HIS R'S
>>59304796
I'm white
>>59304796
I'm white
>>59304796
I'm the whitest
DELET THIS
I'm white
>>59304825
Sure thing Zhang.
>>59304825
>>59304845
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e8Lz948j7U
>>59304882
>>59304901
t. Brown manlets
>>59304901
That's one sick notification tone
WHY DOESN'T ENGLISH HAVE ROLLED R'S?
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE
>HE CAN'T PRONOUNCE Ř
>>59304796
GRRREAT POST MY FRRRRIEND
>>59305015
vocaroo for me please
>>59305130
here's a video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGTRVN1AMQo
Gringos Vocaroo this:
Erre con erre cigarro
erre con erre barril
rápido ruedan los carros
cargados de azúcar del ferrocarril.
>>59304796
>He can't trill his RR
Pathetic.
>>59305015
I can pronounce that, it's close to our "J" at the beginning of some words.
>>59305407
Vocaroo this Paco >>59305337
>>59305337
you do it
>twf russian without it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IS8iUQ6qwu - this is how I sound
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kmfvb5I2cK - this is I'm trying to soung as I """have to""", but I don't sound native at the record
>>59305420
>>59305490
Here: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KAKzhqkZua
>live in boston
>everyone pronounces "r" as "AHHHH"
>>59305015
>he pronounces some prze-tier shite instead of the normal soft R
>>59305441
That isn't a tongue-twister for Spanish natives, friend.
>>59305719
We have both R and Ř
also
>his language doesn't have H
>>59305015
my attempt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b0IWwjelmZ
t.a rolling R-less russian
>he can't pronounce "ão"
>he can't pronounce "nho"
>he doesn't know the difference between the three kinds of pronunciations for "R"
Limburgers BTFO
>>59305014
whoa, calm down boy
>>59305878
oh shit nigga what are you doing
you sound more like ej/eje
>>59305939
ook: grootste deel van Brabanders, Kampenaars, leidenaren en Randstedelingen aan het eind van een woord
BÛTER, BREA EN GRIENE TSIIS
WA'T DAT NET SIZZE KIN IS GJIN OPRJOCHTE FRIES
>>59305014
90-95% of russians have it. I don't.
Also this guy too. Just listen how he pronounce it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Kq4-cqsVzI
>>59305015
https://twitter.com/ivankatrump/status/19272470974
>>59305875
But you don't have [rʲ], that's the problem.
>>59306174
I don't have it too, lol
can't into this sound
>>59305694
>live in Washington
>call it kitty corner instead of caddy
It's a pop btw
>he can't pronounce [θ]
>>59306242
I know. Whole 2ch knows. Shut your mouth up already, you're annoying.
>>59304796
>his language requires rolled r's
>>59306343
>It's a pop btw
IT'S SODA, WHY WHON'T YOU WESTERNERS GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>59306346
Easy.
>gutural R
>>59304796
>>59306525
>Alveolar trill
>>59304796
>He doesn't have someone to roll his R's for him
You pleb.
>>59306525
the only correct R is a guttural one
>>59306455
Sodie pop
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1buk1SsRV5D
I literally sound as a non-native speaker when I'm trying to roll
>>59306607
Do danes roll their r's?
>>59306610
It's pig disgustingly ugly, makes me wonder why people even call french beautiful even though it has that.
How do I roll my r without having to take 2 hours while I press against the gum and have to blow really hard?
>>59306610
correct if you're sucking cock
>>59306849
Eu sou gay
>foreigners can't pronounce this
>>59305337
>>59305641
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZjW4njJ8dw
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16Zy7C3L6d1
I tried. I have a natural impediment even in English with some words, so all well.
>>59305014
>'''''''''''''''''''''''eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>he can't say "écureuil"
>>59307140
so you're proud of having an orc language just as ugly or perhaps even uglier than turkish?
>Non tonal 'languages'
How do you not bore yourself to death?
>>59307140
It seems easier than an average Czech text, I could try
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07YZsYYoV0M
>>59307798
>tonal languages
wouldn't you be completely fucked if you caught a cold?
>>59307833
breddy gud
>>59307766
yes
>>59307870
no?
>>59307870
Is this a joke or just stupid or both?
>>59305288
PLS BE MY GF
>>59308261
both
>>59305532
When i was a kid i couldn't roll the r because my tonge was short but with the years i learned that i had to move my tonge a bit to the right to do it.
>>59308293
>>59304796
I can, but I don't. I'm not Frisian, Hollandic, Limbourgish or Flemish, so it's improper.
It becomes literally Moroccan-tier.
>Dutch poster talking about rolling his R
https://youtu.be/HwAOwFkOrUs
>>59306348
tell to faggots to shut up about "defect of speech" idiot
>>59309623
It's a common opinion, and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it. Stop crying and go work on your defect, weak pathetic faggot
>>59308293
STEALTH RARE
>>59304796
Dutch has 3 different R sounds m8. Rolling R means you're a pleb farmer, Gooische R means you're a retard and guttural R means your family is patrician tier city dwellers.
>>59307530
well done.
>>59308293
THAT'S NOT FRANCE
>He can't pronounce either pronunciation of "th".
>he can't pronounce töpörödött törpördögök
Just kill yourselves guys, I'm not even kidding
>>59304796
Non, rrrrrien de rrrrien...
>>59308293
wait a minute that flag...
I can, though. We use three different "r" sounds depending on the letter's position on a word.
A short Catalan tongue twister for people who can't roll their r's:
Un carro carregat de rocs
>>59306525
this
>>59305337
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vcHLDyhHr9
What now bastardo
In America, knowing how to roll your rs is a sign of being a subhuman.
>he rolls his /r/ when he speaks English
>>59315630
Are you 14 years old or what?
>>59307798
Fuck off, green Peru
>he can't pronounce the "th" sound
>>59304796
Now why would I have a use for a silly thing like that?
>>59315978
No you.
>>59308293
So... what do we have here?
>>59306610
True.
>>59306849
>>59307053
>as expected
>>59308871
rude
>>59308293
HUM ! Bien joué, anon :DDDD
>>59313898
>they say "thanks" like "tanks"
easiest way to tell a foreigner
>>59305015
Every rural accent here uses that sound when something has an rj, like forja or corja.
>>59322437
>Tanks for doing zis for me.
>Shanks for doing shis for me.
>Sanks for doing sis for me.
>he can't pronounce "ev" in Faroese or "ui" in Dutch
Only two European languages that make this sound
Get gud, Yuros
>>59304796
>Work in construction
>Everyone around me speaks Spanish
>Get expected to speak Spanish
>Can't say anything beyond a simple sentence
>It has such a heavy accent they can barely understand me
>My dad is a white guy
>My mother is a black hispanic from Nicaragua
This sucks desu senpai
I learned how to roll my R's over a summer in grade 4. Then I used the skill to mimic a machine gun while playing cops and robbers with my neighbors.
>>59307798
>Boring irrelevant Nigerian languages with no contour tones
Try Vietnamese if you don't want to be bored.
>>59322437
>school taught us to pronounce th like s or t if were too stupid for the proper pronunciation
>although it sounds way more like f or w
Fucking retarded.
>>59322695
Fenk you verie mutche
can get the soft Russian 'p'
can't get the hard Russian 'p' for the life of me
Apparently saying "Eddy, Teddy, Freddy" over and over again will train my tongue to get used to the motion but no luck yet.
Any tips?