no waifu, no laifu edition
I want a European to lick my tight butthole.
How was your Friday the 13th, 2 days after the devil incarnate was born?
>>59304871
I want a tight butthole to lick my European
when i grow up i'm gonna be a serial killer
i just know it
nothing can stop me now!
>>59305414
what if dutdut kills you
Is there flip anime?
>>59305450
he is going to be my batman! and i'm the joker!
Hai hai apa kabar kawan
Siapkah kau untuk melangkahi masalahmu hadapi esok pagi
Hai hai apa kabar kawan
Siapkah kau untuk melangkah kemasa depan menantikan pelangi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDHOW9PdQYE
>>59305600
are you intelligent, nihilistic, and have a wicked sense of humour?
>>59304871
Why is /asean/ so gay? Oh god all these gays everywhere lately this is scaring me
>>59305921
>If I'm going to kill myself, I'll kill all of my classmates and professors first. So when that happens, you'll know it's me.
>>59306062
Will the beta uprising start in the Philippines?
>>59305962
It's not gay when we are all girls
>>59306105
Not with Dudut
Actually, does anyone know if the gun laws will change in Philippines under Duterte, or will you still be able to posses AR-15's for practical sport shooting?
>>59305921
Calm down. Here's (you)r qt pepe
>>59306279
What's up with all these western Europeans being gay though? A Swedish cuck was hitting on me last time
>>59306938
Maybe it's coz you are cute :3
If girls aren't doing gay things, then what are they good for?
Im gay. And im a man.
>>59307801
I thought you are a feminist
evens I make myself eat today
odds I go another day without eating
>>59308617
good you need less chub chub mister fatty
hi guise
i wanted to introduce mai waifu to you
cheers
>>59305533
>flip anime
MAKE THIS HAPPEN
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>>59309106
>>59309106
Shit/10
This is my waifu, I like to call her iza in short for izayoi
>>59309106
very professional looking, does she like creampie?
>>59308264
I want a 2d lesbian dominated world
>>59310207
So do I. But not before I fug some qts with my sword
Just realised that Konosuba gets me, in a primal level
>learn to use steal
>steals panties
>have a masochistic woman on the team
>>59310512
d-does the sowrd suppose to represent something else?
>>59311314
Of course. By sword, I meant my dick which will be live giving. It'll nourish the seeds of future qts to be born into this world.
>>59311582
t-truly noble goal desu, my calling in this world is to find lonely qt wives and impregnate
>>59311800
We must sow the seeds of the future through this Jihad. Allahu Akbar
>>59312270
Soz I only Crusade. Deus vult!
Brunei qt just told me that her neighbour, who is a grill is crying really hard. Apparently, she thinks that some french black dude (who could be her ex came into her house and "beat her up". Now it's really silent, I asked her if she wants me to come over to check, but she doesn't want to as I might get beaten up. She also wouldn't stop talking about it, despite telling me she doesn't want to get involve, jeez I swer
>>59314378
They're having a threesome.
>>59314378
I'm stuck doing finance assignment with my friend and here you are talking to girls....I'm jelly baka!! I had been slaving off trying to get muh ratios done and hitting finance and accounting books in desparation of meeting the minimum number of sources needed. I'm pissed off that my group didn't even reply to me when I asked for their ratios. Just fuck!!
>>59314975
>>59314835
nah mang Brunei qt said she heard thing getting hit. Apparently, she looks like Evangelline Lilly (pic related), I can't just let some surrender monkey niggers beat her up mang, it's inhuman.
>>59314835
I agree. While assignment fuck me, Brunei cuck Flipbong
>>59304719
>tfw those /h/ fucks won't share the download link
>tfw they want you to buy the game
Fucking cunts I tell you what
>>59315030
Maybe it's just 50 shades of grey
>>59315219
50 shade of black you mean
>>59315262
Brunei is getting blackjack ;)
Assalamualaikum?
>>59316989
me on the left my gf on the right
>>59306105
It already did when cuts won when you think about it
>>59317125
Dutdut*
The cute city of Lucena
>>59319461
>>59319495
>>59319539
>>59319581
>>59319617
>>59319699
>>59319734
>>59319769
>>59319806
HILO DE REFLEXION Y DISCUSION SERIA
ANTES SE PODIA TENER BUENA DISCUSION
AHORA SOLO SON POLITICAS Y ANIME
>>59320176
>>59320228
>>59320269
stop
THREADLY REMINDER THAT MARCOS MADE THE NPA STRONGER BY DECLARING WAR ON THEM.
THREADLY REMINDER THAT BONGBONG WAS NOT A DINDU, RIDING ON HIS FATHER'S DIRTY COATTAILS AND PROFITING FROM IT
THREADLY REMINDER THAT MAJORITY OF THE COUNTRY'S AILS ARE BOTH MARCOS' AND HIS CRONIES' FAULT, BOTH OF WHICH ARE STILL LIVING DECADENT LIVES UP UNTIL TODAY
THREADLY REMINDER THAT THE ONE WHO VOTED FOR HIM ARE MAJOR C.UCKS WHO DRUNK THE PRO-MARCOS KOOLAID AND NEVER DO ANY FACT CHECKS IN THEIR LIFE
>>59320584
bong bong didn't win as VP, chill the fuck out
>>59320696
wow stop posting anytime
>>59320584
BONGBONG MACROSS WILL MAKE ANIME REAL
>>59321248
>>59320311
>>59320269
>>59320228
>>59320206
>>59320176
>>59320153
>>59314378
>>59313646
>>59311800
>>59310207
>>59310137
>>59307801
>>59305962
>>59304719
How the fuck can you fucking people be at all attacted to this weeb shit? They don't even look human. Fucking gooks learn how to draw humans, cunt
>>59321516
Thanks Spain
>tfw my grandparents were just peaceful farmers in Masbate
>play really well with a couple of random people in a pub match
>they want to play as a team and use teamspeak
>its an indon and malaysian
>we all converse in awkward robot english
>>59321664
Kasinungalingan paaminin na NPA yang mga yan
-marcos regime
>>59321664
>mfw my cousin's grandparents are part of the ruling class in masbate
>>59321767
and you're here being a faggot
>>59321767
Kasinungalingan, hulihin at paaminin na kommunista/oligarkiya ang mga yan ako lang dapat ang mayaman
-marocs regime
>>59321767
I think we might be relatives! What's their family name?
>>59321827
I have some free time today,
Later going to Iloilo for some FREE BUFFET festival tomorrow.
>>59321915
Alindogan
Dutdut will imitate Trudeau right?
Will he make Weed legal so people stop doing shabu and go harmless weed instead?
>>59321975
Batuan huh, nope too far.
>tfw part of a political dynasty
feels comfy desu
>>59322318
>cute flip posters
>>59322346
what? want some?
>flips around me
>"hahaha I'm so asian look how asian I am"
>>59322369
>cute leaf posters
>>59322557
n-no..
>unironically want marcos in the politics
>muh wind mills, muh solar panel in ilocos
>more than 22 years of dominance in ilocos and nothing fucking happened
>trapo for the singson political dynasty
i'd rather have leni. thank you very much
>>59322666
now you understand how white people are
>>59321686
Indons, Malays and Thais that I play with all sound like whiny bitches.
Why is that?
>>59321516
The only thing that this marcos chimpout exposed is how we lack basic IT knowledge and literacy
fucking sad
>>59322957
yeah. like everyone should be forced to learn IT related stuff no matter what course you take.
>>59322881
They don't like you I think.
Flips already have notorious reputation in e-""sports"". Even non hamer like me knows about that. No offense, though.
>>59322991
yeah. computer subjects in highschool/elementary should be improved
>>59322999
*gamer
>>59322957
I want to see this country have an effective space program before I die.
My comrades! Together, we will die for the Motherland!
(Mga katoto! Iaalay natin ang atin kapakanan para sa inang bayan!)
>>59323095
>nationalism in 2016
>in a globalized world
>>59322999
>e-sports: professional teams competing for cash prizes.
the word you're looking for is "online games" and yes, what you're saying is true because most flips are elitists and egoists.
>>59323126
NEGOSYO O KALAYAAN
BAYAN O SARILI
PUMILI KA
>>59323173
>meme luna
>not choosing to be vassal state of the great USA
He got what he deserved desu
>>59323199
PUTANG INA
MGA TRAYDOOOOOOOOR!!!!!
>>59323131
>elitist
what do you mean? what is elitist in terms of online game?
>>59323199
>t. future draft evader
>>59323269
he probably evades most of his taxes and he would keep saying "wala na pag-asa ang pilipinas"
>>59323269
Drown in your outdated nationalism and die
>>59323302
Unlike you I pay my taxes, it can build public schools to teach uneducated squatters
>>59323359
t. greencard drooler
>>59323244
basically, most flip gamers think that they're the best and would ignore everyone else's opinion because they think that it's trash. In International MMORPGs, they would only pick pinoys in their guilds because they think that they're better than anyone else. This also happens in local MMOs where some guilds would only recruit tagalogs/bisayas etc.
Hi
>>59323415
communication is important man especially if you want to play deep in the game especially during wars
>>59323415
I only see school per school types of recruitment
>>59323435
hello vote hillary ameribro
I cant wait to go to usa illegally via canada.with the help of my cousin staying in dc,
LAND OF THE FREEEEEEE
>>59323131
I'm not really comfortable speaking to dayu
>>59323699
meant for>>59323415
CAWFEE
>>59323600
in my experience, I don't really fully trust leaders from ph. If it's about coordination and fair play, I'd most likely trust the germans and swedes more(they're cucks doe lmao)
>>59323620
lol. what game? inb4 ran online.
>>59323699
as long as all is in english, it's pretty fun.
>be a middle class coño
>in favor of mar roxas
>argue with people using thesaurus so they won't understand you and it makes you look intelligent
>acquire superiority complex from being a hippie because you don't frequent in social media website
>disregard social norm, juz b urself
>studied in la salle with a degree of engineering and works in Teleperformance call center after a few days of job hunting
>waste most of your time from watching anime
hello r3ddit
>>59323859
>>studied in la salle with a degree of engineering and works in Teleperformance call center after a few days of job hunting
kek
>>59323818
Dota, CSI
school per school is the most elitists recruitment I can think of
>>59323900
nothing to be ashamed of but atlest peruse what you intended in the first place
>>59323415
It's not like it's unique to us flips. Any person in general would pick a member with the same nationality as them for ease of communication. They would rather speak in a language comfortable to them than forcing themselves to use English.
>>59323958
also location, of course you want someone who you can meet up easily
>>59323949
>nothing to be ashamed of
sure, because my father is mr. ching and i can pretty much live off on my family's fortune for the rest of my life. psshhh who needs a degree anyway when you can start a business? sing di lah, sing di!
>>59323415
Oh, I see.
>>59323793
How tall are you?
>>59324545
170 cm and 5 inch dick erect
>>59324545
6' 4''
My height and my poor athletic ability isolated me from most people, now I am a loser
>>59324545
188cm, 50 kg
>>59324545
165cm
>>59324545
I'm 5'4"
>>59324661
he's a skeltal. don't judge
>>59324609
thanks mr skeltal
>>59324609
doot doot
who are the purest aseans? Sumatrans?
>>59324545
5"7 with a big heart for (You)
>>59324871
do indigenous like negrito and melaneian count as SEA?
any flip bro willing to house me in their country? want to leave murica before the ultimate collapse under furher shillary and live in dut duts catholic paradise.
>>59324948
post morenas pls
>>59324977
I would like to marry a virgin and have many children
zOMG
Is Caturday!/
>>59324977
marcostrash pls leave
>>59325049
>>59324977
>filipinas
>pure
then how come they all fuck like pornstars?
>>59325064
mind you but im #RoRo all the way
Rodrigo-Robredo 2016
>>59324950
Davao mane.
I have a spare room upstairs.
Are u a gril?
>>59325088
natural talent, like how a lot of filipinos has a talent for singing
>>59325127
no :( but i know a lot about flip culture and can be a good wingman.
>>59325049
>>59324950
a-are you willing to live u-under my b-bed?
p-pls ignore p-pic related.
>>59325130
this is why your country is our greatest ally
>>59325151
Girls only, sorry.
Don't want some stinky bule Amerika trashing my place.
>>59325180
l-lewd!
Im too masc to be qt trap. I am like half bear. I'm 5'11 with a 42 inch chest
>>59325184
well fuck you. you buk buk sea monkey. You prolly smell like bagoong and ass
Where's the cultural exchange ASEAN?
>>59325243
>>59305962
Don mai. We will be communist islamist soon.
>tfw no barrio beauty queen to give your life meaning
So what are your plans for today?
>>59325452
Nothing, neeting as usual. Still waiting for that alien invasion or zombie apocalypse
>>59325452
replying to (You)
>>59322881
anyone who plays games are whiny bitches
>>59325452
Waiting my crush to message me as usual. She asking me trivial things like movie or assignment.
>>59325580
this
stop playing video games you fucks
do something else
>>59325127
I think japan is the only one who lifted their travel ban to Davao.
Don't know about US or Canada tho especially after the beheading
>>59325599
fap?
>>59325452
I wait.
>>59304871
PUTANG INA
DAPAT MEYOR ANG NAUNA
>>59325654
Read a book anon. do somthing productive. like shitpost all day
>>59325599
I stopped playing video games 6 years ago(I burned out) but now I want back in. Now I don't have enough money to play the newer games.
>>59325701
torrent la play Dark Souls machaa
>>59325729
>torrent
How can I torrent a new gaming PC or a new console? Teach me senpai because my shitty laptop isn't good enough to play the latest games.
>>59325760
kek git a job lol work in mcd earn 1300myr per month
>>59325777
fuck off
>>59325777
I'm currently in training, I only get paid RM1500 a month. Take away the room rent, travelling expenses etc etc and I'm left with very little.
>>59325452
Hitting the gym so I won't look DYEL any longer.
>>59325227
Fuck you bagoong is delicious with karekare.
I bet you can't even handle Durian.
>>59325701
you can live with,I have all these coop games and no one to coop with
>>59325806
have you consider quit smoking? you'll realize you save even more my friend
>>59325849
I don't smoke la
>>59325836
I can coop with you. *wink wink*
What game?
>>59324589
You could've been a basketball player swimming in pussy.
>>59325924
no not you you're probably chink,I want malay anon
>>59324654
r u a grill
>>59326566
You will have to find it out. *wink*
>>59325422
>read about Filipino gun laws
>aside from handguns, it sucks ass
>semi auto rifles seems to only be allowed in puny .22
Why?
I feel like I could remember semi autos was allowed up to 7.62mm in cartridge diameter....
Please don't tell me it will get even stricter
Handgun laws seems really good though
Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFekarfgPrs
>>59326702
Meme magic at work. Nothing new here.
>>59326702
Is that real?
Foreign news outlets and press have nothing good to say for Dudirty, its probably why only foreign minister spokespersons have congratulated him.
Even crooks like GMA had heads of state calling her up on her victory.
>>59326755
>Is that real?
It's literally spreading like wildfire on Facebook right now, and the news from other countries (like the video he linked) have been talking about it.
>>59326702
BASED
A
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E
D
if you're a Muslim why don't you have more than one wife?
>>59326633
Rifles are overpowered. Handguns give you enough protection.
Though we really need stricter gun laws. Gun bans do shit in curbing gun-related murders. It's appaling to think that you can easily get a gun for cheap at some seedy backalley.
>>59326702
internationally? in general, bad. specifically usa, japan, france, china, ASEAN, australia and norway thinks we elected the literally worse-than-Trump, bad-mouthed, ruthless president for the country. the international community ridiculed us for favoring dutdut, the only candidate who trashes over CHR and never apologized for the rape jokes, over any other candidates.
filipinos who aren't deeply subscribed to international matters will project this in a positive manner, most of us will think TIME is praising dutdut for his extra-judicial way of dictating justice over criminals and made Davao safe but it will be the contrary.
>>59326702
He literally looks like a god there.
I want to fuck every single one of you.
>>59326853
t-thanks
>>59326836
>we elected the literally worse-than-Trump, bad-mouthed, ruthless president for the country.
what if trump wins though
>>59326836
>never apologized for the rape jokes, over any other candidates.
Dunno about the rape jokes, but I read somewhere that Dutdut apologised to the Pope for insulting him. So that's a start I guess.
>>59326883
trump is an anti-interventionist president, i don't think anything will happen. people keep comparing dutdut for trump because of dut's rhetoric and such and defining him as the leftist donald trump.
>>59326906
dutdut is going to visit pope in the vatican soon to formally apologize
>>59326853
>Implying Im single
>>59326945
I don't care if you're single, I WILL fuck you.
>>59326945
well i'm not single either
my post count says im doubles
>>59326978
kek
>>59326702
the usfag who keeps calling duterte "the punisher" as an insult is gonna flip when he sees this
>>59326824
I'm not talking about self defense. There's other things you can use guns for, like going to the range, or joing practical sportshooting teams
If Duterte manages to confiscate most of the illegal guns, I'd see no problem in loosing up the gun control
Our nation is in serious trouble. We’re being killed on our territorial control, absolutely destroyed. China is just taking advantage of us. I have nothing against China. I have great respect for China, but their leaders are too smart for our leaders.
Because our country doesn't win anymore. Doesn't win. We don't win with the military, we can't beat MILF, we can't beat NPA. We don't win on drugs. We don't win on crimes. You look at what China's doing to us, what Malaysia is just killing us at our territory especially our natural resources. Thants going to change, we are going to win and you will get sick of winning.
Our theme which I love may be the greatest theme of all time, right? And the word again eventually is going to come off. We're going to get rid of the whole theme because what's going to happen is changing Philippines.
tite
>>59326987
he'll break some nerves when he learned that #RoRo2016 actually mean Rodrigo-Robredo 2016
>>59327025
Tbh sarap siguro tikman ang tite
>>59327048
gusto ko tikman tite mo
>>59327074
Di mapakali, magdamag hinahanap. Nababaliw tuwing naaalala ang init. Di malimutan, kailangang muling makamit ang tamis sa aking mga labi.
>>59327114
Gano kalaki tite mo?
>>59327132
12 meters
>>59327132
bakit mo inaalam? anong meron sa etits ko?
>>59327163
Kantutin mo ko itay
>>59327165
Para masubo ko siyempre
Leni's been a widow for 3+ years niw, right?
I bet she's really thirsty right now.
Doujin when.
>>59327208
I want to fuck Leni so bad. Help me.
>>59327208
>>59327216
she's like over 50 years old
jesus fucking christ have some self-control
