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Hello to everyone from all around the world!
Come one and come all to show off your accent or speak in your native tongue for curious listeners!
>While you can feel free to say whatever you like, be willingly to take requests!
1st for anime
>>59299280
Post some english!
>>59299297
You like?
Also, shameless self-bump!
>>59299773
nvestigators for the 9/11 commission would later describe the scene in Saudi Arabia as chilling.
They took seats in front of a former Saudi diplomat who, many on the commission’s staff believed, had been a ringleader of a Saudi government spy network inside the US that gave support to at least two of the 9/11 hijackers in California in the year before the 2001 attacks.
>>59300116
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TX8aftqdCv
>>59300483
german/10
Chant me this:
AVE AVE SATANAS
>>59301518
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Kna9EEiRfA
>>59301874
A lot better than I expected, this'll be hard to top
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU3WL7Cp4i0
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18ZZa48eFOP
advertisement, bald, clique, either, envelope, leisure, mobile, missile, neither, niche, often, parliament, privacy, semi, schedule, scone, stance, tomato, vase, vitamin, wrath, amen, asia, basil, buddha, crescent, dynasty, herb
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Gg4GaD7INZ
what do you think of my accent?
>>59303752
It turned me gay.
>>59303752
dont sound slav at all desu
>>59303509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h5tmrnmkXi
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZP1YPBX4A0
>>59303509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I7bqd5Cc0P
>>59303509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E85RmxRUTx
>>59303509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XRd7bBvDfn
>>59304122
lol, what was that sound in the beginning? Did you choke on a dick?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kIP0FupSEO
>>59304223
>Did you choke on a dick?
Rude, lad.
>>59303997
>>59304002
10/10 american
>>59304122
>doesnt know how to pronounce amen
heretic detected
>>59304192
>german spotted
>>59304192
Do the Satan chant
>>59304347
Already been told off by my landlady, don't really want to invite more wrath by summoning the dark one, lad
>>59304425
You can do it quietly, I did it last night
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1enek2P3brh
>>59304002
You said clique, leisure and scone wrong. It's more like "click", "leh-jer" and "sk-ow-ne" but aside from that it was fine.
>>59303509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KTZaMawJhe
>>59304810
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HTbgZiE28I
>>59305013
You sound canadian.
>>59303509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WcR5n9xLXQ
pls no bully
>>59301518
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j4SOPhKY2d
>>59304347
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RnUjllMtbi
Voi juma
>>59305084
You sound like the doctor from the most recent Sensodyne Sensitive Toothpaste ad
>>59304810
Shut up, representative of the most subhumanish country on this planet.
>>59305247
I'm a Leicester lad.
>>59305247
>>59305084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys8-yScMXvQ
>>59305280
shut your mouth xoxol
>>59305195
666/5
>>59305125
2,16472728/5
>>59305342
That's now how you use a comma
>>59305431
That's how you use a decimal mark
>>59305330
Do i sound like him? to me he sounds way to northern. idk http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WcR5n9xLXQ
>>59303509
attempted an aussie accent for this one:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IoOHmbNylT
>>59305508
>>59305330
linked wrong one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QiwQh19Ah9
>>59305305
braunstone detected
>>59305842
>tewh-payste
Are you sure you're not a Northerner?
>>59305807
sounds pretty good, i mean very natural and authentic
>>59303509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VE42BytxwX
B I R M I N G H A M
R
U
M
M
I
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>>59305862
nah mate, Blaby.
>>59305940
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a0EaRnsOWz
>>59305888
more like tewfpaste desu mate...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kX6AZTSytX
>>59305842
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VRPeLHpNnU
>>59305842
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>>59306038
Where the fuck do you all come from all of a suddeny, you're like a fucking swarm of locusts
>>59305945
im literally down the road mate madness
Finally a Vocaroo Thread
I missed you so much, lads :^|
>>59306038
hahaha pompous prick, maybe you just can't tell the difference cause you're a southerner, the guy in the video is from Yorkshire for fucks sake.
>>59306146
We never leave, i'm the only one not weeing his knickers about posting
>>59306175
nah you're not... mind if I pop by for a cuppa?
>>59303509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dzzAgYpLui
10/10
>>59306146
someone linked the post in /brit/
>>59306239
>We never leave
;^)
>>59303509
Rate my bad accent:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SlSjb08cwY
>>59306342
>/brit/
Great, literally the most autistic thread on the site. The faggot Brazilian is bad enough
>>59303509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00veZiBBJbv
>>59306389
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SlSjb08cwY
sounds very arabic
>>59303509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YnkQjrKYo4
>>59306476
say these >>59303509
or fuck off would ya?
>>59306481
Sound like a complete faggot mate, what state?
>>59306293
just ordered a takeaway lad come join me
>>59306589
Care to read the thread?
>>59306589
I've done it you complete nonce.
>>59299280
Can some german (or other people speaking germanic language -swedish, english) try to pronounce this:
Rad občujem z arabskimi moškimi, še posabaj pa mi je všeč ko svoje rjave tiče zakopljejo globoko v mojo zadnjico.
Thank you
>>59306654
No. I don't.
Do you guys record directly on the vocaroo or do you record on a program and then upload to vocaroo?
>>59306712
>arabskimi
>arab
what is this...
>>59306803
direct, I don't have time for all that faffing.
>>59306803
no matter how you manage to do it, i'll still be impressed
>>59306803
Depends on whether I care for the quality or not
>>59306712
>zakopljejo globoko v mojo zadnjico
>>59306928
Whenever I record directly on vocaroo, I get very poor audio quality, so I recrod on audacity first.
It's very time consuming, but the quality is pretty gut.
>>59306944
R-rude
>>59306948
:/
>>59306860
Literal translation would be silk since our people first got silk from arabic traders
>>59305066
Sup babs
>>59306960
post Russian
>>59307048
I don't believe you..
>>59306559
t. Osama Wewladen
>>59303509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W89GM7hLEA
pls be gentle
>>59307244
You kind of sound like an answering machine..
>>59307244
>microsoft Sam-ba
>>59303509
r8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WAaYdhf8xi
>>59303509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z9nLJENK3c
Dudu in the area
>>59306654
your wish is my command
>>59307290
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>>59299280
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X9tqj4gbP8
>>59303509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VkxJm7R0Ql
r8 pls
>>59307217
Shit translation desu senpai
Ps: posabaj is a typo I meant posebaj
>>59307526
10/10
>>59303509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HlaUBYK320
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16Zy7C3L6d1
fuck you colombiANO.
>>59307702
You in a rush? got to go some where? or do you just naturally talk that fast like the autistic faggot you are.
>>59306712
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nCEILO6ZKF
>>59307823
Talk shit post voice
>>59307526
BASED/10
>>59307873
Thanks senpai
>>59303509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ritaOJSZR9
>>59307568
sound like a bong/10
>>59308389
Nice, thanks
>>59308291
>getting called a faggot by someone whose actually gay
>>59308547
>whose
T.degeneratenigger.
>>59308187
why is everyone so good at pronunciation?
>>59308547
>>59308291
He's got you there, lad
>>59308634
>>59308547
He's got you there lad, though
>>59307470
No replies? O-okay....
>>59308716
>>59308659
Learn to post mate.
>>59308759
Such is life in the vocaroo threads
>>59308759
You monke.. Brazilians! all sound the same.
>>59308799
Fuck you mate
>>59308759
They're ignoring us lad :(
Your british accent is incredible, I don't know how you can do a british accent without sound forced as fuck.
>>59308880
already had a wank today lad.
>>59308187
creepy
>>59308980
To men fucking
>>59308806
Yeah... I feel lonely
>>59308864
It isn't true!
>>59308966
I can't take the bullying
>>59308799
> /brit/ telling anyone how to do anything
>>59308966
>Your British accent is incredible
wut.
>>59308653
Individual words are relatively easy to pronounce compared to when they come in sentences
>>59309047
>I can't take the bullying
Then stop creating threads asking if you're white and posting pictures of you REEE
>>59309043
It seems your English is deteriorating with every new post, please stop. for your own sake.
>>59309143
>. for you own sake
>>59309104
That's not me!
We do look a little bit like each other, but he is a lot fatter than me.
>>59309183
>for you
>>59308966
>Your british accent is incredible
You're having a giggle, right?
>>59309208
Is it really not you ? Fucking hell this guy definitly looks like you kek, sorry lad
>>59309183
Missing out a capital letter can be passed off. Writing to the point where people can't understand you cannot be.
>>59309208
so wait, there are two overly emotional Brazilian posters who menstruate all over the shop when you banter?
Fucking hell I thought you guys were normies
>>59307470
>miss-aisle
Who can read this?
'' I am an anal sniffer as well as a little bit of licker. Anal licking might come in handy when you feel depressed. I recommend you to lick some more! ''
>>59309234
Turn your flag around you fucking nigger
>>59308966
this >>59309239
but what does a British accent sound like? never heard one of them.
>>59309296
>What I posted is okay. What YOU posted is NOT
>>59309254
Yeah.
Next time he posts, pay more attention.
My room is different. This is me.
>>59309300
Yep
>>59309328
:(
>>59299280
Look at you. Is there one thing you have done that is good? Did you think this was all a game? "I will go to 4chan and I will play the frogposter with the natives." Is that what you thought? We are not a game, Reddit. We are real. This board here, it is real. I think your ban will be the first real thing that has happened to you.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyzInzm8gW8
>>59309296
Mate if you can't see the issue with "for you own sake" then you can't really comment on his English. Pathetic
What are you guys even fighting about. Take a blunt, chill and come back.
>>59309393
Forgot the pic
>>59309387
But.. my point is valid, people can at least understand what I'm saying.
>>59309379
He sounds nothing like the group of accents that could be classed as sounding "British", you know what I mean by that, stop being a faggot
>>59309429
>What are you guys even fighting about
Man that's the point of 4chan : arguing for no reason, being proud if you win the argument and closing the thread if you eventualy lose it
>>59309401
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyzInzm8gW8
kinky, I like it..
>>59309463
If you really couldn't understand what I said you literally must be a refugee.
>>59309335
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pCnvm7FUdZ
This thread used to be comfy
Thanks, /brit/ and the brazilian attention whore
>>59309458
disgusting
>>59303509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nVcpvZFw3m
>>59309405
Is that what you call humour in the south?
>>59309565
This thread is still comfy don't be silly, have a beer and contemplate it
READ THIS! PLEASE!
'' I am an anal sniffer as well as a little bit of licker. Anal licking might come in handy when you feel depressed. I recommend you to lick some more! ''
>>59300116
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HPUd5BNRzj
>>59303509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QBSqKRIVv6
>>59309565
>This thread used to be comfy
Just come back tomorrow
>>59309534
Shit, I thought this video had the original quote
>>59309666
Alrighty, Satan
>>59309610
"no" >:^(
>>59309565
>brazilian attention whore
I hope you're not talking about me.
>>59309643
>>59309329
You first.
>>59309592
>Is that what you call humour in the south?
Nah but closing mines makes me chuckle
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zlarqk09rj
Pls remove vodka
>>59309723
Luckily none of my family were miners. Why are you abroad for so long in frogland btw?
>>59309709
>"no" >:^(
You don't have the choice
Imagine it's a vocaroobot instead of Mr Burns, I don't want to edit it
>>59309651
>Either
sounded like anal desu
>>59309719
you read it, I can't on account of my sleeping parents
>>59309801
Because I like France
>>59309782
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QkKa6sqbJ9
>>59309892
lel
>>59309873
Do you also like sandniggers?
>>59309926
that's why I left Britain
>>59309866
for real, it's a national trait I take it
I SAID READ THIS! PLEASE! BE MEN! HAVE SOME GUTS!
'' I am an anal sniffer as well as a little bit of licker. Anal licking might come in handy when you feel depressed. I recommend you to lick some more! ''
>>59310097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DOIQLTki0R
>>59310013
Okay, whatever floats your boat.
>>59310097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NWY4a4AEAj
>>59310201
how about we go lick anals together?
>>59310267
Mate I'm in the comfy south west, the biggest fear I have is Daryl and Dave on a holiday beer binge and the price of strawberries at the friday market
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qSCITiYiM9
>>59310450
good post.
>>59310273
you gave ma a hard-on, especially the way you pronounced the word more
>>59310369
Nigel, how old are you?
>mfw i linked the thread in /brit/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vctS4JYEmL
>>59310273
w-wew
>mfw all these non-British Europeans have soft American accents
>>59310739
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mZYFY8SqMU
>>59310599
Why?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12yih9ScHaa
>>59310862
Oh, I'm just curious.
Trying to make small talk, you know?
>>59310739
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03iZ4MD6beS
>>59310927
>small talk
leave it for poker, m8
>>59310959
Ahh, poker is dead. Nobody shows up there anymore.
So, how you doing, Nigel?
>>59305013
>nitch
>>59311007
It's friday, i'm sure we can get some lads together. I'm up for a few hands
>>59311039
My cousin will be here soon, so I can't play it tonight.
Also, Babs is missing.
Some music for you, lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qwtWck4pci
>>59311141
Not bad desu, are you playing or is it an instrumental video.
>>59310723
>>59310587
Now I can never get married.
>>59303509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03T5MbXHaaF
>>59311197
It's me singing and playing desu
Dutch tekst, try your best lads, I'll be judging.
Zij zullen hem niet temmen, de fiere Vlaamse Leeuw,
Al dreigen zij zijn vrijheid met kluisters en geschreeuw.
Zij zullen hem niet temmen, zolang een Vlaming leeft,
Zolang de Leeuw kan klauwen, zolang hij tanden heeft.
I have a dumb voice and am shameless. I will say anything you want for a pepe reaction image.
>>59311133
tomorrow is another day
>>59311291
Sing "What shall we do with the drunken sailor"
>>59311141
That's real good.
What's the name of the song?
>>59311344
I'll try. It will be pure fun!
>>59311390
It's a traditional/folk song called "Greensleeves"
>>59310739
Not everyone wants to sound like a posh cunt.
>>59311344
wow for those triple dubs? Here, I really AM a sailor , and I'll get drunk just for you. How many shots should I take?
>>59311427
Sounded familiar.
>>59311238
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DFXxNsr3SA
>>59311291
Say this:
Finland is the greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls
Finland number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Finland, Finland you very nice place.
From Plains of Härmä to Norther fence of Jyväskylä.
Finland friend of all except Russia.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Finland industry best in the world.
We incented coffee and trouser belt.
Finnish prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Swedes.
Finland, Finland you very nice place.
From Plains of Härmä to Norther fence of Jyväskylä.
Come grasp the might phenis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
>>59311238
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lnrUPcJpeO
pls no bully
sup
>>59311461
8 shots
>>59311558
>>59311498
ok give me a bit.
>>59311291
>>59311498
Here's the melody if you need it:
https://youtu.be/Pq8y_Wkrs3c
>>59311461
>wow for those triple dubs?
> I'll get drunk just for you
Seems like you already are desu
>>59311498
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ws0vJrgwTS
its impossible to sing it
>>59311593
>>59311558
8 shots of what, though?
>>59311461
nah, man. Drink enough to make you tipsy, don't overdo it. I don't want you to get sick.
>>59311642
Bullets, of course
>>59311652
>>59311461
dont be a bitch just drink the fucking bottle
>>59311696
this
>>59311748
Come on, guys.
He'll be sick tommorow.
>>59311820
IT's only a bottle, drink a glass of water before bed and you'll be fit as a fiddle in the morning
>>59311820
Why does this concern me, He should hurry the fuck up and drink it all.
>>59311480
pleasantly surprised, it didn't sound too "English" in pronunciation.
The way you pronounce it you sound the way old-Dutch used to sound in the middle ages, so definitely understandable 7/10 with a +0.5 for the nice sounding accent so 7.5/10
>>59311507
again pretty good actually, try to make it a bit more German like sound a bit more raw and it would be better, I'd give it a 7/10
both had trouble with the "sch" and "eeuw"
"sch" is pronounced as "sg" with a hard g
and "eeuw" is with the "w" hard at the end
>>59311876
>>59311881
I just don't want anyone to be sick :/
>>59311949
for fuck's sake, lad
why do you have to be such a faggot?
>>59311938
>The way you pronounce it you sound the way old-Dutch used to sound in the middle ages
Do you have many recordings of them from back then? ;^)
>>59311876
>>59311820
water a shit, just drink lucozade and eat some food
>>59311558
>>59311344
http://vocaroo.com/i/s128mlPwmAmB
Here is that shit, it took a break and I don't think anyone wants to sit there with me being chill for a minute till they sing again.
btw I'm not underage, I was just cursed with ashite voice
>>59311641
appreciated
still waiting for the American just to hear him pronounce Härmä and Jyväskylä
>>59312013
Don't call me lad.
>>59312048
Your voice sounds quite normal.
Your mic, on the other hand, is unquestionably shit
You guys up for some Rasputin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg
>>59311498
here you go, I think I fucked up tho
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FbRdsl8wqH
thanks for the pepe
>>59312057
>Härmä and Jyväskylä
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z5xlKLjg8k
>>59312043
well, the way scholars assume old dutch sounded like, we have a lot of different tekst and can compare the grammatica to old english and old german, so we have a pretty good picture what it sounded like
>>59312182
kek
>>59312048
No headphone warning, thanks for that lad :)
>>59312043
nah i'm talking about before you go to sleep, a nice big glass of water is a good idea
ok you know the shit quality you get
I'll say anything
ANYTHIGN
give me your pepes
>>59312338
>give me your pepes
>>59312043
He's right>>59312289
Glass of water eases the hangover in the morn.
>>59312182
Thank
have a secret Finnish spurdo as reward
>>59312197
bretty gud, sounded a bit like Jivaskila and intonation was off
Härmä was nice
>>59312394
You fight fire with fire, if you have a hangover in the morning you just drink more.
>>59312379
Oh shit man, these things are delicious!
You made me hungry, man.
>>59312394
>>59312289
That's an old wives tale, lucozade is honestly better for you.
>>59312467
>Oh shit man, these things are delicious!
I don't think I've had froglegs more than once in my life, here's some real food to make you hungry btw
>>59312522
Never ate this.
>>59312564
Come on
Come the fuck on
That's the best food on earth, fucking hell I can't think of anything that tastes better than foie gras hgnnn
>>59312379
god bles
>>59312289
I take it you speak French?
>>59312444
this is the real truth but when you can't do that, a glass of water before bed and then a sugary drink in the morning is the way to go.
>>59312648
>a sugary drink in the morning
Coffee
o
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f
e
e
>>59312604
Is it expensive?
Also, I feel sorry for the lil' ducks :/
>>59312626
I find speaking English VERY loudly and slowly at the locals until they give me what I want is enough, actually.
The French are a kind and accepting bunch when it comes to us English, they are flattered that we take the time to slow down for them
>>59312681
Coffee is everyday, I didn't think it was worth the mention
>>59312686
It's quite expensive which is why we mainly eat some during christmas or the new year.
Also the geese don't suffer if they are fed by hand and not by some machine t b h, it's like a highway to their stomach really
>>59312717
Post speaking French http://vocaroo.com/
>>59312604
>foie gras
Truly delicious.
>>59312773
Are you an adept of the bowl of coffee now that you're in Fronce btw ?
>>59312648
>sugary drink in the morning
Yeaahh... No.
>>59312774
I wanna try it.
>>59312805
I don't speak French, I'm not even English tb h.
>>59312877
pretty rude desu to not at least try to speak the native language of the country you're living in.
>>59312877
>I'm not even English
Where you from, Nigel?
>>59312831
>bowl of coffee
I'm upset to say that i've never even seen this in France :((
>>59312904
French is pretty hard to learn, tho.
>>59312925
FUCKING BRITS DON'T EVEN TRY TO INTEGRATE REEEE
YOU'RE ASKING FOR ANOTHER 100 YEARS WAR
>>59312967
More liek another agincourt :^)
>>59312904
:^)
>>59312910
See if you can tell from my accent: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QiVnp6lFDb
>>59312964
>tfw native
hehehe
>>59312964
still, most foreigners that come to English speaking countries try their best to learn the language. If I were to live in another country, I would make it my most important goal to at least be able to have basic communications in their language.
>>59313009
zing
>>59313011
nope, no fucking idea if it's not English.
>>59312964
The thing with French, for me, is that the vocab and grammar are not particulary difficult to get. It's speaking it that is such a pain, not that i'm complaining; it's just an observation
Someone post something to reaaaaddddddddddd
>>59313169
Say :
Hey I think you're super cool and you should have a good day!
in your native tongue. Then say it in english.
>>59313169
someone post German, please
>>59313169
You can sing it if you like.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
When Britain first, at heaven's command,
Arose from out the azure main,
This was the charter of the land,
And Guardian Angels sang this strain:
(Chorus)
The nations not so blest as thee
Must, in their turn, to tyrants fall,
While thou shalt flourish great and free:
The dread and envy of them all.
(Chorus)
Still more majestic shalt thou rise,
More dreadful from each foreign stroke,
As the loud blast that tears the skies
Serves but to root thy native oak.
(Chorus)
Thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame;
All their attempts to bend thee down
Will but arouse thy generous flame,
But work their woe and thy renown.
(Chorus)
To thee belongs the rural reign;
Thy cities shall with commerce shine;
All thine shall be the subject main,
And every shore it circles, thine.
(Chorus)
The Muses, still with freedom found,
Shall to thy happy coasts repair.
Blest isle! with matchless beauty crowned,
And manly hearts to guard the fair.
(Chorus)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
>>59313131
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QiVnp6lFDb
He's australian, obviously
>>59313131
Nah I'm just messing around, I'm British but a few in the thread are convinced i'm German because I like speaking the language
Some one narrate this fucking page in english, right fucking now. Do the voices too you fucking shit.
http://i.imgur.com/EjjNPrp.jpg
>>59313011
I have no idea, man. German, maybe?
>>59313044
I know...
>>59313157
It is.
>>59313312
If it wasn't some degenerate shit I'd do it
>>59313359
The reason that it's degenerate is why it'd be great. I'll do it if you do it.
>>59313312
I can't say lewd stuff.
>>59313169
Men of Harlech, march to glory,
Victory is hov'ring o'er ye,
Bright-eyed freedom stands before ye,
Hear ye not her call?
At your sloth she seems to wonder;
Rend the sluggish bonds asunder,
Let the war-cry's deaf'ning thunder
Every foe appall.
Echoes loudly waking,
Hill and valley shaking;
'Till the sound spreads wide around,
The Saxon's courage breaking;
Your foes on every side assailing,
Forward press with heart unfailing,
'Till invaders learn with quailing,
Cambria ne'er can yield!
or Gaeilge in its old script in pic
>>59313312
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qIodq0AkaM
lewd
>>59313388
Like, I can't make lewd voices... It sounds very cringey
>>59313461
NOT A BRIT
>>59313507
IM ENGLISH
>>59313507
>>59313570
He's got you there mate.
>>59313570
not with that accent you aren't
>>59313226
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IYe7TiLZTU
>>59313241
that's fucking long mate
>>59313444
fugg
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j97Ixu9zf4
>>59313627
IM ROUGH ENGLISH MAN
>>59313226
I only said it in English http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q22GokCqbO
>>59313660
>That's fucking long mate
why.. thank you;)
>>59313760
ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>59313681
Vocaroo again and say this:
>Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
>>59313660
Perfect, but what the fuck was that sound at the end just before it stopped?
This is the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRtnWVvDX6k
>>59313819
Fuggg, I can't greentext. I should probably kill myself right about now, right lads?
>>59313754
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15z2tglO4MR
>>59313825
me saying "yay" haha
and 10/10 would sing in group, love these kind of songs
>>59313819
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KoDd2AforY
Got to be quiet, dont want to wake people up
>>59313461
I'd do it fu shrek! You sound like him.
>>59313911
>bred
from that word on you sounded false. Mate you might be able to fool Americans but not an actual Brit. Especially when you stick on a shitty southern accent for a southerner.
>>59313967
I sound like Shrek?
>>59314068
No, I mean you sound like the guy from this video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DLacGne13g
>>59314040
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sh1ReiGyfw
>>59314135
ah.
>>59309458
Alright my bad this is not you now that I compare both pictures >>59314288
>>59314341
The similarity is uncanny.
>>59314341
very similar, though
>>59314385
>>59314420
Definitly, but it seems that we have two doppelgangers here
>>59314040
but yeah I am actually born and bred in southern England. Never really been told I have a non-English accent.
>>59314653
i'll say the same thing i said to you months and months back; you do not sound like a brit to me. Not that it matters, just an observation
In order from best to worst, rank the native English speaking countries by most appealing accent.
>>59315045
1. Middle class southern English
2. Others
50. Scottish/Welsh
100. American
>>59315045
1. Ireland
2. Northern Ireland
3. Scotland
4. England
5. US
6. Canada
7. Australia/NZ (it's basically the same accent, they only share the 5 vowels between them any way)
>>59315045
southern English
American accents
other English accents
Scottish/welsh
Irish
NZ/Aus
>>59315045
1.English Southern like >>59313011
2.Australian
3.South African (seriously)
4.Rest of England
5.Ireland
6.Others.
>>59315045
Australian
RP English
Irish
Scottish
American South
American North
New Zealand
>>59315214
>>59315287
mfw this accent still strikes fear into the hearts of a generation untouched by the terror
>>59315287
>south african
Oo, good point. I actually don't mind that accent at all
>>59315373
It's not that, lad. It's just that it doesn't sound pleasant. Especially N Irish
>>59315373
No offence this can't apply for all Irish, but your accent is really.. urm.. annoying? Was in a hotel last year, fucking rowdy Irish cunts near the bar not drunk or anything but their fucking accents were driving me up the wall. Especially the little kids accent.
I need all of you to say in english
"Kuso, pick up the phooone. I want to hang out with you! Come have fun!!"
>>59317022
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Zndvtj4gye
>>59317158
ty god bless
>>59317022
why this phrase in particular?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cHfmwldVCI
>>59317249
shh
ty god bless
