Dank maymays edishaan
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>>59260962
>>59260962
>>59260962
>>59293066
no balt
>>59293066
This more like it
I salute dat boi
>>59293066
I will stick with Craig's mena
what does your average friday routine look like?
:(
okay you win
>>59293262
Next is yours <333
Bromise
>>59293262
Hey your a girl right? Want to do the nasty together?
>>59293307
so this is how syrians flirt
>>59293240
Fap to porn
Fap to pics of my sister's friends
Fap to pics of my brother's semi-gf
Fap to pics of me when I was a fuccboi
>>59293240
Lot of fapping and regrets.
>>59293305
Idk if I'll be awake next time.
it's fine you can make threads.
Also post food from your city.
Is it possible to buy pork and alcohol in the middle east? Or do shops not even stock haram items?
>>59293344
nice digits, Rooby-senpai
>>59293307
what the fuck. That's not how it's done.
>>59293373
Yes.
The only shop that I'm aware of here is Spinneys
>>59293336
Yes. I texted a Syrian girl once that she was cute and she asked if I was drunk. And I responded "no r u?".
I'm a busy guy I don't got time to seduce.
>>59293415
Then how? If a 5-10/10 came up to me and asked for sex I would fuck her in a second. Why do you ladies make us jump through hoops? U want sex just as much too so why not? I'm really trying to understand the mind of a women here.
>>59293415
>"wow habibi you look fine in that dress, me and my cousin Jalal like maghrebi girls and are looking to have some fun tonight, have you ever been inside a lamborghini before? why don't you meet us later, we'll have alot of fun together..."
wat do
>>59293400
Feeling is mutual m8 ;)
>>59293553
Tell him to fuck off.
>>59293373
Every super market here sells liquor
>>59293527
I got drunk and called a hot blonde large-breated albanian woman sexy once
she responded pretty well even though nothing happened
maybe if I had been persistent...
perhaps I should do this more often?
>>59293553
Genderbend the males whilst applying ze same scenario
wat do
>>59293673
Yes, what do you have to lose really? Some women will think your a creep but they are irrelevant but guys won't really care. Just don't overdo it
>>59293527
>Why do you ladies make us jump through hoops? U want sex just as much too so why not? I'm really trying to understand the mind of a women here.
t. supreme gentleman
ay Assman
so basically you're saying, like most things, it depends?
>>59293772
No really I'm legitimately curious. If an average looking girl wanted some sex from me and a 10/10 wanted some sex I would fuck them both cuz why not? Why aren't women the same way? Or do they only go for the best of the best?
What a great day lads, what a great day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si5y0QGSjTY
>>59293905
What going on in Hueland with your president? Why impeached?
>>59293863
because the back of their brains there is a little voice saying "only breed with the best"
while the voice says "just breed"
>>59293863
I know ugly acneid skinny manlets who get laid all the time and I'm a 6'3 muscular bearded mediterranean decent-looking guy
I dont get it
what is it about them that attracts girls
it's beyond me
>>59293973
huehuehuehue
>>59294005
Damn that fills me with hope as I'm a 5'7 manlet
>>59293863
is a social norm, stop fighting it if you want to get laid
>>59294065
>tfw most manlets I know get alot of girls
>tfw r9k lied to me
>>59293967
>Why impeached?
Long story short: The leftist government fucked up, stole money from the State to keep in power, manage to bankrupt the biggest Brazilian company and pretty much let corruption run wild. Now we have a based leb president, with no women or jews in his cabinet. I have hope now.
>>59294127
ok....
>>59294144
I really need to leave this site.
Hi guys.
What's written in this flag?
>>59294183
Nice good for yall
>>59294258
>Filename
>>59294260
Yes :)
Changing subjects: How are you bro, did you move to the US because of the war or were you there before? Can you share some syrian music with me? I would appreaciate
>>59294258
Communist party of Jordan
>>59294286
Just the name of the party? I thought it was something more original.
>>59294440
Nope, it's that bland
>>59294336
I was born here. And I don't really listen to music much desu, I would share though if any of my towns music was on youtube
>>59294440
>Arabs
>original
kek
>>59294144
There are cute short bois you know
>>59294575
Ayyy yo gurl let me holla atchu. I heard u from Africa girl, I was wondering if I can hit it from behind doe.
>>59294575
no reee you're supposed to breed with a big tall strong alpha semitic man
do you want to raceplay with you as a berber slave conquered woman and me as an arabian conqueror of the maghreb?
>>59294626
>>59294645
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STAYYYYY AWAY FROM OUR WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>59294645
You're not Semetic, You're a walking identity crisis
>>59294626
please say it in normal tone
>>59294697
>our women
kek
>>59294706
Hey I think you're pretty cute, want to have sex later?
>>59294706
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_studies_on_Jews
>Y-DNA of Jews from North Africa[edit]
The largest study to date on the Jews of North Africa has been led by Gerard Lucotte et al. in 2003.[32] This study showed that the Jews of North Africa[Note 7] showed frequencies of their paternal haplotypes almost equal to those of the Lebanese and Palestinian non-Jews.
good meme
>>59294697
please I have desert fever :_;
>>59294782
Well... Can we lay the Sexual talking for a while please :(
>>59294843
You're not Moroccan nor Jewish.
You're some atheist aborted rapebaby.
You can't speak Arabic/Berber.Hebrew
You're not Jewish
You're too WE WUZ
>>59294843
>please I have desert fever :_;
I do too
>>59294144
r9k did nothing wrong it's just a circlejerk of autistic pepe and wojak who've been cucked or pseudo keked by dat boi
don't hate the game shoot the player >:)
>>59294941
I'm not from Desert Skikda is full of forests.
>>59294929
>Well... Can we lay the Sexual talking for a while please :(
ok,ok. I'm sorry. Please forgive?
>>59294929
I know why you're butthurt
it's because I mentioned the stronk berber people being conquered by arabs
kek
>>59295017
Okay, you're forgiven
>>59294929
kek'd dont be so cruel with the mountain jew, not everybody can have a clear notion of his heritage like you do
>>59295086
No.
It's because you exist.
>>59295087
Shukran
>>59295135
I NEED MENA GF NOW REEEEEEEEE
>that murrican faggot roleplaying with a dude
>>59295300
wat? I thought it was a girl?
>>59295284
id tell to come to spain, but our catholics still have bad feelings about jews
>>59294336
>Can you share some syrian music with me?
I can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAO7e9nn6G8
>>59295530
good thing I'm not a Jew desu
dumb kikes lol
https://youtu.be/Gwb8sOqap-E
3:10 MISS AMAZIGH WINNER AND QT OF THE YEAR DESU
>when she says mercishukran
>>59295656
ewwww synth rock
>>59295744
North Africans should stop speaking French. Its sick and disgusting, us Syrians dropped it why not you?
>>59295135
POST NOODZ GURLPUCI
>>59295806
>synth rock
Is that bad or not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVUTaOqNWnA
>>59295882
It's pretty shit
>>59295679
a chink would've have it worse, you're too beta for mediterranea womyn
I dated an Irani AMA
>>59295940
STRONK
MED
WYMYN
>>59295656
>>59295882
I like, thank you friend
>>59295284
>she will never put labneh on her nipples and make you eat it like the temptress in Varsity Blues
>>59295851
GEINIRICH'S BACK! LUV YA M8, HOW YOU BEEN DOING?!
>>59295851
No u
>>59295300
>An anzu poster calls any girl a man
>>59295970
Nig Nig go away come back another day and stay away from out white women
>>59295970
>>she will never put labneh on her nipples and make you eat it like the temptress in Varsity Blues
i dont even wanna know what you people do in sudan
>>59295913
So you know nothing about good music. Keep posting le jazz face pretending being an expert in music.
>>59296024
>white
Who are you supposed to be? And why are you a belligerent faggot?
>>59296054
unkvlt post my friend
>>59296024
>white
>>59296075
>Who are you supposed to be?
The Syrian American Anon, the most loved tripfag in mena
>And why are you a belligerent faggot?
I'm just meming bro, but seriously I don't like blacks. Although I make an exception for blacks from Muslim backgrounds because "muh ummah"
>>59296128
Close, we Caucasian m8. tfw someone said I looked white the other day.
>>59296136
We haven't done anything to make you hate us though, and our incompetent government provided citizenship to 120K of your countrymen.
>>59296136
>most loved
>don't like blacks except !Muslims
>this flag
>This post
My side for Trump now
>>59296180
>cuckasians
this would make more sense coming from the sudani
>>59296052
Sorry, forgot to reply to this
I am just deeply, sexually depraved and too autistic to infiltrate the secret collegiate anal sex groups
>>59295940
>Hong Kong
>Chinese
>>59296180
>uncle Tom is happy that white masters may confused him for one of them but he still nows he'll never be white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1kA9LOjF4c
post yfw yemen exists
>>59295970
wew lad
let's hope labneh isn't what I hope it isn't
>>59296190
I don't hate the Sudanese m8 and I don't really hate blacks that is just an exaggeration. I do think blacks are inferior to most other races in terms of intelligence though. I used to hate blacks but then I realized its not their fault that they are stupid and violent, its just their genes. But again I judge by the individual but I acknowledge that predominant facts about whole groups.
>>59296216
wew
>>59296261
what?
>>59296376
Meh I'm fine with being Syrian. I don't care if you don't consider us white but the science says we're not too far off. Whatever though
>>59296367
Hong Kong is a city under China right ? You have internet censorship like China right ?
>>59296396
The inbreeding is visible
>>59296452
The same statistical data places Syrian intelligence marginally higher and far less than the Balkans, not to mention the original source (IQ and the Wealth of Nations) had missing data for 108 nations, so they made 'educated guesses' based on neighbouring nations.
>>59296420
Labneh is sour cream, would combine nicely with the salt in her dried sweat. :)
>>59296572
>The same statistical data places Syrian intelligence marginally higher and far less than the Balkans
Yeah I would be the first to admit Syrians are not smart on average. I turned out smart though, lucky me
>>59295970
HEY TYRONE
IM GREAT I EVEN GOT A GF! SHE'S LESBANESE
>>59296005
WILL TRADE DICK PIC FOR PUCCI PIC
>>59296348
DAMN, ME TOO
>>59296190
I TOLD ALIVE TO GO TO SUDAN, IT'S THE ONLY COUNTRY THAT INVITES SYRQUQ REFUGEES UQUQ
>>59296452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXMWeeXPRJE
yemenis are like a real life caricature of semites, like an experiment with too much semitic genes
levantines seem to have just the right amount of haplogroup J, the semitic gene, which makes them master-race
but they have the most of haplogroup J in the world, like double that of arabs and jews
it's like god put too much semitic genes in them and they remained fucked forever ever since
>>59296626
I am saying that Syrians with the appropriate culture and education could be vastly more intelligent, do you seriously consider all your countrymen less intelligent than you on average?!
That's a very scummy thing to do, I try not to do it as much as possible
>>59296666
QUADS UQUX
>>59296626
ARE YOU ENLIGHTENED BY YOUR INTELLIGENCE?
>>59296537
nope lad
have a seedbox downloading lewd things as we speak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwoaUCFHTDE
soqotra is so fascinating
they're like a 10 times more arab version of arabs
the too-arab-to-be-arab arab
>>59296699
>haplogroup J
Whats that and you mean Yemenis have the most? Also they're mixed in with blacks too much. Sucks for them. Socotra is an island near the Horn of Africa so they're extra negrofied.
>>59296703
Education has nothing to do with raw intelligence. It helps of course but it doesn't change your genes. And yes most Syrians are dumber than I am, its a fact sorry if its scummy but I don't mince words.
>>59296715
yes
>>59296950
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup_J_(Y-DNA)
you should study haplogroups and population genetics
it keeps the autism satisfied
>>59297071
I did a little, haven't done in a while though. Thanks my fellow brother in autism
I study Khaoula it keeps my heart satisfied desu
>Mastodon
GOAT desu lad
>>59297172
How does it feel that you'll never be with her?
>>59297189
need Serbian gf
>>59297208
I don't know that feel though
>>59297231
i have one they are pretty good senpai
>>59297231
Are you cheating on Khawla again?
we had a clear understanding that you'd never take right/left turns on her watch
apologize to the innocent qt right this instant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5-nX_gYHPM
HAUHAUAHUAH
>>59297371
What's it like living in le gloriously infamous kebab-free nation ??
>>59297491
pretty boring actually, but it's decent
all the hate of the white race
all the hate
all the hate
all the hate
of white race
they are hate
they hate
white race = hate
>>59297423
you're not the boss of me x.x
>>59297462
>be Sweden
>be the capital of left wing cuckery in the world
YOU CANT FALSIFY SUCH EVIDENT TRUTH
>>59297680
Ah I expected some spice on my sauce but seems cumfy either way
>>59297706
Ok
>>59297306
Thats a cute tummy
I realized she isn't very good at photography, all her good pics are done by others
one more thing I'll have to put up with when we're together (._. )
hala wallah
>>59297978
حياالله
>tfw i will never fugg a qt jewess
why live?
theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kylN0EbXlLY
>>59298046
Well I got to leave for a bit for Friday prayers fella. By by
>>59297963
I want to suck on Khaoula's fingers desu
>>59298187
>>59298298
>
How much do you stalk her?
do you guys think she gets harassed on the street a lot?
>mfw thinking of her hurting (._. )
>>59297798
Where have you been, senpai?
Not posting much lately
>>59298463
Nah, if anything yuro women get more abused by moroccans than our womyn
>>59298463
wew my eyebrows are just as thick as hers
wew think of our bushy kids desu (-._.-)
>>59298516
oh such a relief :3
>4x2.net/egy/res/118269.hutumulu
mena qt's ^
>>>/pol/73897684
Rare if anyone needs it
>>59299352
I had antarctica but I deleted it :(
>>59299352
post cool nasheeds
Why Tunisian economy is still a shit despite having democracy in the past few years? Can't Mibounisia into economics?
>>59299511
Definitely
Very halal nasheed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQujfE5JLJA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRM1zw_v-NM
Do you drink alcohol lads?
I thought it was 101% haram but recently I chatted with some turk on omegle and he said it's okay for a muslim to drink as long as he is indoors, because Allah can't see him there. On the other side if he can't see through walls, then he obviously isn't the only true almighty God.
What do you think? Was he right?
>>59299907
you kidding me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfdNVg071bk
>>59300214
he was meming you
in iraq and syria alcohol is fine , other middle easterners have a strong social stigma against it so they do drugs instead.
>>59300257
Yes, I am
>>59300214
>getting meme'd so hard
afaik alcohol/drugs are only haram if you do it before praying, you can use it and then wait some time before doing salat
>>59300371
kuffar
>>59300675
![1461779112338[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KkRDUK3.jpg "1461779112338[1].jpg")
I want a refugee loli to take care of.
No pedo.
>>59300315
>>59293838
>>59300709
translate this if you want to be useful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLoKDsBJYLE
>>59300809
I can't quite Autotune and shiet
I wish I was Arab reee
>>59300214
That's retarded Allah sees everything there is an angel bytyour side writing down your bad deeds
>>59300546
That's just extra precautions, explicitly says not allowed to drink but if you do anyway don't pray salat till you're sober because you might Fuckup yyour recitation
I used to be shitfaced 24/7 but I quit
>>59301016
You just dont speak proper arabic as I can guess.
>>59301128
Arent you happy being chinese?
>>59301189
Not at all, i'm shit at hearing vocals
>>59301245
It can be true for foreign languages but how is that possible for your native language?
>>59295822
lad they aren't speaking french, they're speaking either Tasusit or Tamazight. they just have a lot of french loan words.
>>59301330
>Native language
Maghrebi is not the same as fusha or middle eastern
>>59300214
he trolled u lad
i had a turkish friend who claimed that him and his entire family would pray shitfaced 5 times a day and people believed him, funny af
turks are just based bro
>>59301413
I understand but these are close (right?). As to me, for example, I can understand about 60-80% of ukranian or belorussian.
The same should be true for you I guess.
>>59301636
no
maghrebi/fos7a is like bulgarian and russian pmuch
>>59301636
>60-80% of ukranian
Isn't Ukrainian ultra wanky and difficult compared to other Slav languages ?
And yes, I can understand most of what they say, but I still have difficulties understanding them , especially lyrics
>>59301413
Also, in what dialect(s) nasheeds I posted are sung?
>>59301746
Fusha with a bit of Shami tone
>>59300214
I'm a filthy Murtadd, so yes I drink; but my parents are reasonably devout and they also drink.
My dad has a justification for drinking that goes something like this: "blah blah blah the intoxicated experience is something that helps you understand what it is like to be with God... blah blah blah when quran says intoxicated it means subservient to an addiction, not just drunk one time. Blah blah blah you have to seperate the "The Law" from "The Truth," the law is a path to The Truth, but if you figure how to get to "The Truth" without "The Law" it means you're doing something right and you are close to God"
He is mostly just memeing because he likes to drink, but I think he is also somewhat serious.
>>59301738
>wanky
Maybe. Even most ukranians speak russian in their everday life.
>difficult
Ukranian is very close to Russian so I dont think so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEzDD0dZU8U
sick bantz
>>59301819
>Shami tone
What is that? Google didnt give me any answers.
>>59302126
not listen to him its not shami/levantine its gulfi arabic
>>59302126
Bilad Al Sham
Sophisticated arab for ME areas that aren't Gulf or Levantine like Iraq
>>59302106
the birth of a new meme?
>>59302106
This should be the fucking anthem of /MeNa/
>>59302250
>Levantine like Iraq
>>59302250
I R A Q
R
A
Q
S P E A K S
P
E
A
K
S
G U L F
U
L
F
>>59300214
Nah drinking is haram m8, also its jewish so fuck that.
>>59301919
Where from mena are you?
>>59302416
>that aren't Gulf or Levantine like Iraq
Pls read the whole sentence
kthxbai
>>59302505
didn't you literally just admit to drinking like a few hours ago?
>>59302250
>Bilad Al Sham
>Sophisticated arab for ME areas that aren't Gulf or Levantine like Iraq
>>59302543
I read it again and still it doesn't make any fucking sense
>>59302505
lebanon
>>59302628
My bad then
>>59302615
just because its haram doesnt mean we cant do it
>>59302673
>>59302505
oh yeah and i'm not really from alaska, if you have regional flags turned on. I'm just memeing. I live in San Francisco.
>>59302615
No. Where did I see I drink?
>>59302715
How do I get those?
>>59302688
wat
wat te fuq u jus sei
fukin kafer
u sei is ok do heram ting
fukken munafek
ala wil bern u in fiar
astagfarela
u shud be ashemd
disgosting
inshella u wel be behed
ala ekber
>>59302798
>he actually took the time to write this all out
>>59302836
i hav to set mi muslem ahki on rite peth agen
alhemdelulla
>>59302950
No point, he's probably a brainlet who isn't capable of contributing anything to society
>>59303014
yes ok
bud wi can yuz hem
for fite agenst kuffer
hi can be yuze as humen bomb
meshalla
what's your first name? are any of you unironically named ahmed or mohamed?
>>59303175
mi
mi nem is mehamod
i lik islem
do u lik islem too
>>59303144
inshallah
>>59303175
Sergey.
>>59303208
>forgot the meme pic
>>59300214
>he said it's okay for a muslim to drink as long as he is indoors, because Allah can't see him there
Not this meme again.
>>59303175
9ar8
>>59303318
Hello Bruva
>>59303350
sup my friend.
>>59300214
Yeah holy shit, I know morrocans who go to the basement to drink for that reason
>>59303427
wew
>>59303418
How's life in Neo-Maghreb ?
>>59303318
russian muslims also say allah cant see them if it's night
>>59303175
Hassan
>>59303344
I thought it was Uthman
>>59303756
You're the leb right? Do you go to school in New England?
>>59303606
It's alright I guess. Nothing interresting.
How is Morocco in Spring ? Always wanted to visit in these periods.
>>59304020
It's usually kinda warm and windy
For some reason this year's spring is very, very cold and rainy af
Sad weather
>>59303344
spell in arabic
>>59304156
I think he wrote طارق In 3arabizi
>>59304178
Thanks sometimes its hard to remember which numbers stand for what letter especially since people use them differently.
>>59304106
Wew. My Parents didn't tell me anything about rain in Algeria.
Are you in Med. Morocco or Atlantic Morocco?
>>59304268
Remember this then I guess
2 = ء
3 = ع
5 = خ
7 = ح
8 = ق
9 = ط
pepe the frog
>>59304355
dank u
>>59303344
tarık?
chad name 2bh
>>59304408
Cec
>>59301636
Tbh I have a hard time understanding Tunisians and I don't get dialects further East. Might be because I'm a diasporafag.
>>59304106
Rain is good though. The country looks like shit in summer desu, everything's dry and hot and dat fucking charqi.
wojak
>>59304669
mahamod
>>59304744
you need some fresh ones breh you posted that 10 times today
>>59303799
how did you get that idea
>>59304156
طارق
>>59304744
Is this the only photo in your whole computer?
>>59304869
>>59304917
>>59304885
Assman sounds like Uthman a little bit
>>59304869
iz best pictore of mi
it wos aftar haj
i go to makko
an
i
go to
big moske
end dhen
i
spin arond dhe blak sten
>>59304669
those are iraqi republican guard rank insignia
>>59304983
>>59304967
well it's buttocks loving gentleman, not assman
>>59305007
>>59304917
do u
wan bi
mi weif
bud inshela u must covar up end ware hejib
islem seis so
also pls mek gud shawerma aftar i em hongri aftir fite kuffer to defand ala
>>59305057
Fair enough
>>59304983
i ned sum profs
>>59305002
i know thats why i posted it :D
>>59305163
hehe all accordion to plan
>>59305282
what does it say?
>>59305282
>hehe all accordion to plan
>Verizon
>Iraq
Pick one
>>59305282
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>59305318
heir i em in pic
i em in middel
i am not box thou
dhat is kaba
i em not kaba
>>59305318
I think she converted to christanity after some explosions
>>59305347
you're legit mentally retarded
i bet my left nut your iq is a single digit
>>59305428
i cent se yu
red circl ur self
hov vaz kaba?
i wont 2 go to
>>59305497
I got 149 in IQ test my friend
>>59305318
kiz siradan bi patlamanin ardindan hristiyanlara islamin baris dini oldugunu anlatma amaciyla gitmis. sonra megerse hristiyanlik asil baris diniymis ve hristiyan olmaya karar vermis. tldr yani gerizekali islam'i anlatayim demisken kendisi hristiyan olmus
>>59305481
>>59305554
>>59305584
thanks
eyvallah :DDDDDDD
>>59303878
Yessir I am "the Leb" I go to school inSan Francisco right now, but I'm transferring to Portland in august.
>>59304290
Central
>>59304518
>Sharqi
Don't fucking remind me
>>59305529
in mouse iq i'm sure
>>59305514
i canot circel
iz herem
but ceeing kaba is grate
alhemdulela i em now go to peredeis
ala akbir
bud
i get tremple
and stomp
bei pakestenys
pakestonis not gud
now mi faec is crush
canot breth gud
>>59305623
bir de son olarak "hoscakal islam" yazmis asfsd :DDDD
