I honestly believe I was born in the greatest country on earth.
G'day mate
>>59268906
fuck off we're full
5星他媽的
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mkidP2OUCk
>>59268906
Unless you're an Abo or blog an, then you're poor as fuck
>>59269364
Thank you poland I hope we have mutual respect thank you so much!
>>59269391
Boogan*
>>59268906
>259x194
>Ausslows
> country
> Given that Australia belongs to UK by his queen
>>59269491
>he'll never drive 40 minutes to the nearest beach will all his friends
>he'll never have an afternoon barbecue on the beach with all his mates around
>he'll never back up his mate in a great australian brawl
>he'll never finish work and just go get absolutely fucking wasted with all his mates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEVKUE_ma00
>ywn be austrailian
You probably rigth senpai. But why do you have giant fucking insects?
>>59268906
When did you move to Austrailia then?
>>59269778
Never I was born there.
>>59269599
>beach
>barbecue
>brawl
>alcohol
you can do that literally anywhere with a beach
>>59269833
not in france because you're all cowards.
>>59269854
of course m8
forgot about that
>>59269833
except non-pacific beaches are garbage
>>59269599
I do literally all of these things besides the third one
also it's only a 10 minute drive to the beach for me
(I'm a leaf in burgerland)
I believe I was born in the best country, province and city on earth. Edmonton, Alberta :3
>>59269931
nah
our west coast is full of beaches with nice big waves and shit
>>59269599
You forgot
>Get melanoma
>It spreads
>Die
>>59269972
>Alberta
Essentially Northern Texas?
>>59269940
>American """""""""""""""beaches"""""""""""""""
>>59269391
Seriously though, abo camps are literally third world tier. How is half the shit they do fucking legal.
>>59269854
Aw fuck of course
>>59269931
Whatever you say cletus
>>59269854
>>59270067
You're salty like the sea
Is that because of your tea ?
One advice, my little aussie
Eat shit and puke it on yo mommie
>>59270175
I kinda cringed but come to think of it the coward meme isn't any better
>>59270067
>Michigan
>Beach
The east coast has plenty of shitty shorelines to choose from and you pick a fucking lake.
>>59270089
you ever heard of pine ridge? Pretty much the same here
>>59270175
please don't do that ever again
>>59270021
Stop this meme. We're more like Minesota than Texas. I fucking hate the "Alberta is the Texas of Canada" meme. It makes me feel dirty.
>>59270291
I met someone from the navajo nation and he said they walk around with shotguns and blow the heads off of dogs
>>59268906
>>59270291
I've been to pine ridge and I can tell you, it's worse in abo camps, just barely, but still.
>>59269599
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QTYID4lXhM0
FUKN VB YA CUNT
>>59269972 <- i'm him
>>59270397 thank you fellow provinceman. Where are you living?
We all believe that mate.
>>59270089
>Oi there white cunt! Welcome to Australia!
>>59269599
>drive 40 minutes to the nearest beach
so you literally live in a mountain with your monkey mates
>>59268906
You weren't.
>>59273665
you're probably from sydney or melbourne
>>59270705
> Japanese
> Unaware there are actual monkeys that are native to Japan
Baka senpai
>>59268906
Just when you thought the Australian shitposting couldn't get better.
>>59269599
desu I could do all of those in my province.
Tons of Aussies up here so even the brawl.
GIVE PETROL U WHITE CUNT!
I really wanna have a couple of brews with some aussies. I heard you guys have the best bantz when getting plastered.
Canadians and Brits are funny as all hell when drinking with them.
>>59268906
There's being proud, and then there's arrogance, no one care mate
>>59268906
>you will never have the British flag on your flag with ninja stars on it
>>59275112
kill yourself
>>59274404
Be careful, to you it would probably just seem like they're being dicks to you.
>>59275112
>tfw you will never have British cuck stamp
I don't. I know it.
>>59270436
Fucking teepee niggers
lel
>>59268906
i used to believe this.
is it true that cockatoos are like pigeons in Australia?
>>59269599
Only the first one of those things are actually good.
People who like to take part in the other three things need to be removed from our society via lethal injection.
>>59281012
>hang around in gangs
>attack you if you get too close
>shit all over the streets and on your car
a bit closer to niggers
>>59281012
no but they're pretty common depending on where you live, dumpster birds are more common
>>59281071
I love cockatoos, they're not like niggers. I'm actualy really jealous, I'd love to have wild parrots instead of boring old crows and seagulls
>>59281132
They look nice but they make a terrible sound.
Speaking of parrots, I've seen like 5 different kinds in my area. My favourite is the one with the red belly. Whatever that is.
but its just an artificial country
no such thing as australian nation, culture etc
its rich with a silly climate and things that can kill you
are you a jew?
>>59281529
Australia is in its culture a European country basically, with heavy Anglo influence
>>59281396
>My favourite is the one with the red belly. Whatever that is.
you mean this one?
>>59281396
Do you mean Rosellas? Rosellas are nice.
>>59281529
Artificial nation yes, all countries are artificial tho, except maaaaaybe a few autistic ones like Japan.
And we have a very distinct culture. How many english-speaking countries use the word 'cunt' even remotely as casually as we do? It's exaggerated on the internet a lot but you do hear it a fair bit here. Also our history was fairly interesting until maybe around post-WW2. Not much has gone down since then worth mentioning.
>>59281744
Yup, I meant this one but I forgot about this one >>59281835
Very rare, but really cool.
>>59281835
Australia is an interesting place because you have a very distinct landscape, animals and culture. Sadly I'll probably never get to visit because 1. it's too far away 2. it's very expensive 3. I can't stand heat and 4. I'm kinda scared I'll get bit my something poisonus
>>59268906
same
>>59281925
Is Australia that expensive? Aside from travel I don't see how it would be too bad. And the heat and poison are 90% memes. I'll admit I found a brown snake in my garage last year though.
>>59281925
Tasmania is not hot and the only poisonous things are the tiger snake and the allure of incest. Still expensive and far away.
>>59281979
To Europeans it is, Australia is a really expensive country to get to and to live in once you are there. For example, the idea that you pay up 6-7 euro's for a pint of beer is ridiculous.
>>59281979
>heat is a meme
don't you have holes in the ozon layer? and uninhabitable deserts and forests that catches fire constantly? I can barely handle Scandinavian summers so...
>>59282051
It's ridiculous to the people who live here
>>59282096
>I can barely handle Scandinavian summers so...
yeah you shouldn't come in our summer then. Winter is fine. Average 18-21 C during the day
>>59282129
Yeah it is.
Couldn't imagine living anywhere else in the world :)
>>59281835
>all countries are artificial tho
whatever you say bruce chang
using a curse word is culture now?
>>59282174
>21 C during winter
>>59282243
the relaxed attitude to using cursewords is part of their culture, yes.
what does Hungarian culture have anyway, besides moustaches and gulash-soup?
>>59282096
>uninhabitable deserts
Yes, but most of us don't inhabit them so it's not a problem. And the fires are bad but mostly manageable.
>>59282246
21 C feels fairly cool to me, I can't imagine what snow must be like.
>>59282243
>hungarians
>culture
>>59268906
>>59268906
I want to be born in cozy lands of Canada...
>>59268906
>>59268906
>Australia
>Country
>it's a can't sleep because there's 30 gallahs, 10 cocktoos, a bunch of miner birds and a couple of kookaburras all making a fuckload of noise at 5am episode
Nah. Fuck those cunts. Also fuck ibis' because they're just the worst.
>>59282888
what the hell is your problem with ibises
All these self hating aussies in this thread fucking kill yourselves cunts you're only miserable because you're from melbourne or sydney.
>>59270463
Who gives a fuck they're subhuman
>>59282295
not taking nigger dicks up our asses for starters sven
>>59283248
I'm miserable cause it costs me full day worth of food for a pack of smokes.
There is nothing to do here besides drink and smoke.
>>59283395
don't knock it till you try it
>>59282888
>at 5am
Where do you live where the birds act like such assholes? Also kookaburras deserve more attention on /int/. They should be our mascot, their call is like irl shitposting.
https://youtu.be/UXA0-YAoo9Q
>>59283248
Are the other parts of the country really much better? I'm miserable but I don't really see how being somewhere different would help.
>>59283413
Just face facts cunt you'd be having just as shitty a time if you lived somewhere else cause the problem is really you
>>59283477
I was quite happy when I went to SEA where the smokes were only $2 a pack.
>>59283536
>muh ciggies!!
You could have just told me I was talking to a retard
>be in adelaide
>antisocial
>>59283749
Go back to fucking China.
Where the fuck should I go for uni
I want a Melbourne gf
>>59268906
How many black people are there in Australia, really curious.
(Maybe compared to gooks?)
>>59269854
I agree desu
>>59284041
Not very many blacks. They are mostly pretty fresh from Africa too so they are nice but a bit stupid. A lot of Asians. Major Australian cities are 10-20% Asian.
>>59284113
Blacks are probably <1%
>>59284041
Not very much at all, a lot of them are pretty good too, mostly sudos that are cunts
>>59283395
Sweden BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
I want to FUC australia so much......
>>59268906
>I honestly believe I was born in the greatest country on earth.
tfw born in the 80s, before we got cucked out of our guns and treated like eternal children
>>59283950
taswegia, where the white people are
>>59285167
are you trying to cuck me
