Sad losers Part 3 edition
>>1
1 get
>>59244375
le monke
>>59244375
Still happy here desu
>>5924444
Nice one me
>>59244411
Trip Dubs in one post.
Amazing. Off to a good start.
Good bread.
https://youtu.be/rij8JIvneiU
So anglos have the lad culture. But I propose that the patsan culture is different enough to exist alongside.
>Mia Malkova x Alex Grey lesbian massage porn
My dick
>>59244375
>>59244486
> Hi, my names Anna and i like to fuck this gorila.
HAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAH
so funny
Lietrally kill yourselves
>>59244582
Pacan is a slavic term you cultural thief
>>59244582
It's a culture of degeneracy. It can only exist if people only enjoy it ironically, which I doubt is going to happen. We should move as far away from Russian influences as we can, and if we can't have a distinct youth culture, we should definitely choose lad culture over patsan culture.
>>59244375
le monke
>>59244665
You'r mum is a culture of degeneracy
>>59244675
Youre mum is le monke
I’m so damn proud of who I am, just tell ‘em let the flag fly
He don’t like it, then fuck ‘em, let the fag die
Be afraid whenever this gettin’ played
A 100 mothafuckas with me but this ain’t a parade
>>59244653
I am slav so it's ok when I do it.
>>59244665
Very sensibly said, I agree.
>>59244753
Fuck off you dirty Estonian wannabe
>>59244753
ur mum is shitposting (noun, not verb)
>>59244665
>It can only exist if people only enjoy it ironically, which I doubt is going to happen.
People do enjoy it ironically.
>>59244765
Post Latvian patriotic hiphop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkR3ynb5YDY
>>59244665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVJmrWTAbrk
all those times u implied u had sex with my mum, she only enjoyed it ironically
>>59244807
There is nothing screaming more "russian" than a plastic beer bottle. 0 class
>>59244856
It's RAP
The music is RAP
The culture is "Hip Hop"
>>59244778
>I am slav
GET THE FUCK OUT OF LITHUANIA
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
REEEE
>>59244886
She enjoyed the implications or sex? What?
>>59244911
I'm a slav as well, 2bh
Unironically
>>59244905
rap is a technique of that MCs use.
Hiphop can also be instrumental
>>59244905
rap is talking you dip
>>59244856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2ud_dU8SZA
>>59244980
Noice
>>59244980
Your mum is talking (verb, not noun)
I still can't get fully erect
Thoughts?
>>59244856
I have honetly 0 knowledge of our hip hop scene
But i kinda like this song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3tir7ItS_p0
OK, heres the deal:
EVERYONE WHO IS SLAV MUST LEAVE THIS THREAD
>>>/kgb/
>>>/nkvd/
>>>/lgbt/
am I the only true balt lithuanian in this thread?
>>59244980
Thats a really nice song
>>59245008
Use viagra?
>>59244980
PRIBALTI FASCISTI
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>59244858
Amazing. It's like the cosa nostra mixed with a bit of compton, but in a gulag full of IRA militants.
>>59244778
>>59244956
>Slavthuania
Wow i thought you guys are better than this
>>59245010
Not a fan 2bh but nice cars. Is that fat guy rapping in English Latvian?
Here's a Lithuanian rapper that spits in English also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5P-eRUtBXM
His part starts at 2:03
>>59245054
That makes us 2.
>>59245054
>>59245115
U mad? x)
>>59245054
>lithuanian
Ew, gross.
>>59245054
Its probably the Spanish guy who pretends to be Lithuanian..
I matched with a 16 yo girl on Tinder who pretending to be 19 desu lads
I'm 19 myself
What do
>>59244858
here more
https://youtu.be/J2l2CEmd0iU
>>59245115
SLAVA NOVOROSYJU
>Not a single estonian in this thread.
Good.
>>59245225
It's legal so who cares
>>59245175
what?
Balts are true connaisseurs of the fine arts
I'm 3/5 erect right now, I can't go any further
>>59245225
Benin in badina. Go Go Go!
>>59245275
Why are you lithuanian, that's like, just, ewww... you know.
LITEWSKOSC TO DEGENERACJA
t. Lucjan Zegligowski
>>59245225
I know a girl who's trying to find a bf on Tinder. Lmaoing at her life desu
>>59245282
Have you tried jacking it to men yet? Maybe they will make your willy big
>>59245154
>Is that fat guy rapping in English Latvian?
Heh maybe, as i said i have no idea what happens in our hip hop scene. I just sometimes find a good song or two, but i usually like what this guy puts out.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=43kLVrCLa_
And lithuanians arent bad either
>>59245315
and let me ask you who are you?
>>59245382
Can confirm. I went from girls to trannies to men.
>>59245421
>who are you
OMG, why do you want to know? Are you like going to come with your lithuanian friends and beat me up?
>>59245421
He's one of those Nigerians that are stealing our pure Libuanian wimminz I'm sure :O
haha lads just became a janny
>>59245393
Your link doesn't work 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrgX4_N9Q5A
I'm way too deep in this scene btw, I have like 35 Lithuanian hiphop albums on CD :(
Disproportionate amount of Pan-Africans in this thread right now tbqh
Sveiki draugi
>>59245511
I'm way too deep in ur mum 2bh hahaha
>>59245475
just stop avoiding my question and tell me you sissy bastard
>>59245551
Haha nice dude
>>59245154
fatty is rapping in english
i think he's not from latvia
>>59245393
>but i usually like what this guy puts out
consider killing yourself
>>59245580
wtf no I don't want to get beat up nazi
>>59245475
DONT TELL HIM HE WILL HURT YOU
>>59245537
Sveikas
>>59245654
Svinkas svunkis svinkis
>>59245609
I just dont know anything better to listen from latvian hiphop.
Youre free to help me
Lads, I think I've been wanking too hard, I have blisters on my hand.
The mixture of baltic, Russian and German genes is what makes Latvian wommen so beautiful today. A lot of interbreeding has occured throughout the ages, leading to the varied genepool we can observe today. Genetic variety means healthier offspring. Remember to marry a Latvian woman when you grow up, lads!
>>59245619
this fucking sissy guy can't even tell me where he is from just fuck off then
>>59245751
At least they aren't blisters from monkey bars
Trust me, they fucking hurt
t. Monkey bars pro
>>59245154
But do you have a Lithuanian who raps with a Jamaican accent?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3YRVaswihw&t=95
>>59245804
Sadly yes, we de.
>torrent a video from allgirlmassage.com
>there's no massage in it
Uhm
>>59245756
>Russian
Nope
Its baltic and german
>>59245789
r u a monkey?
>>59245838
>downloading porn
why?
you're all voting for ukraine tonight right, just checking
>>59245887
Nah, just extremely agile m8
>>59245886
t. Jānis-Ivan Hohenstadt
le binke
>>59245913
Cuz it's better quality and the good scenes usually aren't available for free on the big sites anyways
>>59245971
>t. Hans Bērziņš
ftfy
>>59245886
Jesus, you hate yourself so much
>>59245920
>eurovision
>voting
>pay
>money
I'd rather feed myself for a week thank you.
Hello cuckolds.
>>59245886
>implying Germans would breed with the disgusting latvian peasants
>>59246154
>voting with your own phone
lmao
>>59246173
Oh don't beat yourself up, I'm sure there was some peasant rape here and there.
Friendly reminder that Estonians are in fact NOT Baltic.
Hello Kankeroos :DDD
Yurovision tonight, of course you are all watching :^)
>>59246247
I WILL FUCK YOUR DREAMS UP FOREVER AND YOU WILL SHIT WORMS
Friendly reminder that Australians in fact LOST the war against kiwis.
>>59246173
My grand-grand-grand mother is prussian. It did happen.
>>59246314
not really to be honest
>>59246314
>>59245685
These could literally be lithuanian words. Im not joking, the word structure is on point.
>>59246369
rude
>>59246325
I'd post that image where a Turks toe is touching Europe and he says he's 100% European same thing with you.
>>59246314
Vote for pretty Latvian boy please.
>>59246405
Man, I wish I had a dyke. Any girl to talk to at this point, really.
>>59245054
Yup. Eastern prussian here
#JeSuisLiberalas
>>59246314
the lithuanian looks gay but hes not gay..
Hey, are there any baltic girls that would want to be my girlfirend?
>>59246406
Why? I just proved that germans did mate with latvians to prove that other fello wrong. I never mentioned latvians are germans. Its just common sense to believe that we have mixed with germans quite a lot in the span of 700 years.
>>59246476
>mfw I read the news today
>>59246316
might go hit one with my car now
>>59246314
Any live stream? dont have TV.
>>59246503
why would u mate with a german
Lol
>>59246499
I can ask my mom if you want
>>59245052
WTF LITHUANIA??????
>>59246517
all go watch LRT Forumas with Jakilaitis
Looks like Masiulis is resigning from parliament and quitting the party
Liberals got BTFO
>>59246564
Sure, i like milfs
>>59246569
We are mongolians
>>59246553
They kinda held us hostage for 700 years, sorry.
>>59246420
sending mulato and fuckboy to eurovision here goes our evil nazi/homophobe/racist image.
>>59246550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-or2LKrAHM
It might be inaccessible in Lithuania due to licencing though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj75Arhq5ho
\m/ metal baltic brotherhood
>>59246569
STFU, valoda.
>>59246639
>>59246630
do you know when is our latvian fucc boi on?
>>59246642
what the fuck just hapenned
>>59246639
It is. how rude
>>59246503
>we have mixed with germans quite a lot
No. Germans were the ruling class and Latvians were peasants.
>>59246725
What? It's accessible, go to youtube, it's embedding that's not working.
Do the Baltic people have slavic facial features?
>>59246701
HEAVY METAL IN MY VEINS
>>59246744
So? Germans were serfs back then as well. It's not like the Germans were only barons.
>>59246789
Slavs are a linguistic group, you doublenigger.
>>59246789
As a slav living in Lithuania, no they definitely don't
I know it sounds cheesy but they definitely have the Nordic phenotype. Light hair, narrow noses and skulls, thin to medium lips.
>>59246789
Yeah, mostly big oval faces, wide jaws. If it weren't for the lighter hair and eyes you could hardly tell us apart.
>>59246815
Why post Metallica then? Why not some Latvian/Lithuanian band you like? Huh? Vasia? Tell me why.
>>59246770
Oh, im a retard, dont bully me !
>>59246789
lmaoing@urlyf
Balts are balts, slavs are slavs.
>>59246696
I think he's first, not sure though.
>>59246825
They were landowners and merchants.
So which is best:
1. Youtube stream with no (?) commentary
2. LRT stream with Lithuanian commentary (possibility to discuss with irl people then)
3. British stream (best commentary)
>>59246922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibJ9sAoXadc
I better post TRUE KINGS OF METAL
>>59246877
Slavs dont have wide jaws, though.
>>59246943
>Latvian is some kind of a jew
>Lithuanian is some kind of a blockhead
Shit chart desu
>>59246943
lithuanian looks like he tasted sour lemon
>>59246943
>be lithuanian
>look more ukrainian than the ukrainian
>>59246943
turkmen looks like warcraft orc
>>59247019
Its ok, Ukraine.
>>59246991
U gay. They had one good album, and that isn't from it.
>>59247047
This 2bh
>>59246990
etv stream muted with radio2 commentary
>>59246990
Lithuanian one the brit always complains..
>>59247056
Actually now that you mentioned it Ukranians do kind of look like us. And I don't mean on that chart.
>>59247019
>>59247020
>>59247037
WOW,I have the same skull shape as lithuania. 100% good chart, no lie.
>>59247104
wait stop, i meant that as a joke! do you really look that slavic?
>>59246943
>Ukrainian, Belarusian and Lithuanian look pretty much the same
>>59247132
wtf I don't, what do?
>>59246943
>Jew looks like some fucking spic
>Tajikistan looks like some fucking jew
>Azerbaijan looks like Freddie Mercury
>Lithuanian looks like some chav from Birmingham
>Latvian looks German
>Kazakh looks Chinese
WTF is this
Watch this guy get BTFO on LRT live
http://www.lrt.lt/mediateka/tiesiogiai/lrt-televizija
>>59247058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j8vUbMmOwM
TRUE METAL NEVER DIES \m/
>>59247152
You blind?
![b079b822efe5fcfa3e4ca5b549cd219f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GqqJk64.jpg "b079b822efe5fcfa3e4ca5b549cd219f[1].jpg")
>>59247013
I guess you're right. They all look the same to me, but am black desu.
>>59247145
Me personally - no. But if taking a walk and people watching in Kiev you'd be hard pressed to find any differences from Vilnius. They're slightly darker, but other than that pretty close.
>>59247207
Wow 2 late. I should delete this but I probably won't bother.
>>59247171
Speaking about LRT, will they stream Eurovision?
>>59247207
>am black desu
Nice nice, cool stuff
>Lithuania
>White
>>59247132
desu me too. I literally look like that guy. Not sure I like it, it makes me look fat. But then you could rightly say it's the fat that makes me look fat.
>>59247253
I don't know, I never watch Eurovision. But I guess they will provide a stream.
>>59247207
I looke like Belarussian desu
>>59247253
Yes you can watch it on the internet 4 free but only from lithuania.
>tfw you used to get it in your fishnets
>Now you only get it in your night dress
>>59247441
r u a girl?
>>59247441
Need a bf?
>>59247469
>>59247469
No he is of beings transsexual
>>59247516
>>59247469
>>59247494
Classic shitlord latvians desu. Check your nordic privileges you cis scum.
>>59247541
Shhh, it's okay
We all get older
>>59247583
>nordic privileges
like autism!?!?!?!?!?
>>59247182
Seriously? Why not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edYT9KbzjNA
Speaking of which, anyone going this year to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuQQqS6uM2Q ?
>>59246943
>>59247207
KEK, stop posting photoshopped version you retards. Latvians and estonians dont even look Baltic. Pic related
Everyone uses the word communism like it's a sin that will ruin the world.. yet nobody cares about the huge damaging effects on a class divided capitalist society.
>>59247617
Like getting raped by niggers
Which will happen to you if you don't shut the fuck up you washed up faggot
Like you heard we have an Afro-Lihuanian in this thread, I'm sure he would be glad to deflower your precious nordic asshole
>>59245452
here you go.
And my post was:I have russian and estonian citizenship, is it hard to find job in estonia only with eng and rus? Not counting the shithole aka Narva
>>59247658
Communism is what saved the eastern european countries (except the ones that were in ZSSR) from multiculturalism, so it's something I guess
>>59247657
Ah yes this seems far more correct. Also I find Lativan kind of hot. He has a beegees vibe, doesn't he?
>>59247729
You is of beings cute boy, you could work with me any time you like ;)
>>59247657
>proceeds to post a photoshop
lmaoin @ ur entire country
>>59247729
Where would this be on the chart? You look like the turkmen but with hair.
>>59247729
>born in 97
>I'm 10 years older than you
>had to check if born in 97 would make you underage
>it didn't
fuck. I REMEMBER 97 as good as I remember 2007.
>>59247766
Yeah, and tatar kinda looks like W.White and uzbek kinda reminds me of N.Cage. LOL
>>59247729
No way thats you..
>>59244048
Tumor's benign and not growing, basically just got to check in on a schedule for them to make sure it doesn't start growing and shit.
>>59246943
Accurate.
>>59247917
Oh, we though you were already dead. Welcome back to hell i guess.
>>59247729
you look like a fucking faggot
jesus kill yourself
>>59247917
Go to the UK mate.
Work for a couple of months and they'll sort you out for free.
WILNO
>>59247917
Nah, I post here pretty much everyday. I'm OK with it, it's my motherr is in permapanick mode. That's annoying. Haven't told gf yet, that should be hilarious.
>>59248016
Lietuvių.
>>59248016
Is, was and always will be rightful lithuanian clay.
>>59248031
do it and record it
>>59248016
JEST POLSKIE
BYLISMY
JESTESMY
I BEDZIEMY
>>59247729
Also russ proof.
Russian passport looks like shit compared to est
>>59248083
You know what? i dont like you. You smell like bullshit who didnt floss.
>>59248085
I SAID KILLYOURSELF FAGGOT
>>59247992
They won't though. I've been to Copenhagen to see the guy. It's pretty much inoperable due to it's location, and they can't do chemo either. The only choice would be radiation, but for now it's basically just try to stay healthy, wait and see.
>>59247865
Yeah, i can fuck girls who were born in 2000. and people who were born in 2002 are fucking right now probably
>>59248164
:/
>>59248085
I'll beat you up if I see you.
>>59248149
Do you get litva's mail often?
>>59248232
can i help?
>>59248232
The only thing you will ever beat is your meat, lad.
>>59248164
What would you do differently if you didn't have the tumor? If someone would give you the chance to go back in time, but only not lose the genetic lottery that is cancer?
>>59248148
We had this joke after Lithuanian independence: Why are the bus stations in busses announced only in Russian and Lithuanian? Because Poles have always been here and know the way, but Lithuanians and Russians only cam here recently :^)
JK, I have no problem with being Lithuanian, but it would at least be nice to be allowed to spell my name the proper way, if even Chinese people (who have nothing to do with this country) can do that.
>>59248220
It's cool man, I've had a good run. Besides, they said people can and do live out their entire lives (as in, die of old age) with that kind of tumor (schwannoma). I don't have any adverse symptoms. They only found it because I bonked my head and got a scan.
>>59248232
My grandgrandma was the shit in estonia. like really famous compositor. She wrote estonian operas. Tinu Kaljuste(?) is a friend of our family.
I have estonian heritage, but my grandad fell inlove with russki girl.
>>59248321
Maybe because some poles don't even try to learn Lithuanian and vote for some pro russian parties..
>>59248407
go away already
>>59248345
>For reasons not yet understood, schwannomas are mostly benign and less than 1% become malignant, degenerating into a form of cancer known as neurofibrosarcoma. These masses are generally contained within a capsule, and so surgical removal is often successful.[3]
How likely is your survival?
>>59248321
HAHA, good one m8, 9/10 joke. Chinese cant spell their names on official documents with hieroglyphs, the same way no one can spell their names with x, w, and so own.
>>59248307
Shit, I don't know. Probably not be a fatfuck as a kid/teenager, the rest of my life was alright so far.
>>59248452
Nice strawmanning.
>>59248480
They can spell their names with W and Q, you're talking bullshit
>>59248540
No they cant. Only lithuanian alphabet is allowed.
>>59248586
Maybe in your fantasies.
>>59248473
Nobody is giving out any percentages or odds. An oncologists office isn't exactly TonyBet. As long as it doesn't grow I'll be fine.
>>59248540
>Nice strawmanning.
Yep they seem to only win in the majority polish areas..
>>59248164
condolences, man
>>59248489
Well, to be honest schwannoma means you'll live longer than the average smoker. So yeah. Just don't pick up smoking and stay healthy.
It's probably from all the shitposting desu. I heard that messed up your brain.
>>59248232
And another funny thing, i am part sweedis part dane, so my ancestors owned your parlament's building, befor miserable ests stole it. You cunts were living in huts and shit before real nords came and gave you civilization Have you seen Kadriorg? It was russians. You baltniggers can only cry for independence an eat shit.
>>59248734
That's literally the joke I made when I posted the picture in that thread.
>your shitposting gave me cancer
>>59248746
Go kill yourself, fucking russian subhuman.
I'm slitting your throat when I see you.
>>59248746
KILL YOURSELF ALREADY YOU FILTHY FUCKING SLAV
>>59248746
no they didn't. they were cucked by my ancestors. the only thing they had was one small house where the local representative sat and took orders from the merchant class
t. teuton scum since 1498
>>59248639
Now ask yourself why, maybe because that party promises them to be able to e.g. spell their names properly?
Also the big boogeyman argument of Poles not learning Lithuanian, which I have literally never encountered, but whatever. Cling on to your nationalism, maybe you need it as such a small nation. I'm out.
>>59248839
WUZ
>>59248824
>the latvian hate poster
I hope you know you are Kangars.
>>59248873
kekekety kek
totally not pro russian party leader..
>>59248817
where will you even see this little pidarashka? 97 means he is already out of school and going away to where ever his parents decide
it seems they made the shitty choice and took the poor bastard to russia xD
>>59248954
>the "russians are okay" poster
I hope you know you are the cancer killing Latvia.
>>59248605
Oh damn, you are correct, I made a mistake, i admit it.
Kalbos komisijos išvada dėl LR vardų ir pavardžių rašymo dokumentuose įstatymo projekto Nr. XIIP-1653(2). užsieniečiams, įgijusiems Lietuvos Respublikos pilietybę, – jų vardai ir pavardės Lietuvos Respublikos išduodamuose asmens dokumentuose jų pageidavimu įrašomi lotyniškais rašmenimis pagal dokumento šaltinį – kitos valstybės išduotą asmens dokumentą
>>59247729
LOL hahaa YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE A FREAKING HELMET HAHAHHA
Now's the time on /balt/ when we dance!
>>59249063
It's actually a pretty stupid law. Since our poles aren't technically foreigners it doesn't apply to them.
