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freshly rolled spliff edition
maisie
Cam
willies willies up my bum, up my bum, up my bum
>>59240033
that's a really poor roll
>>59240088
this has already been proven true, stop trying to mock him for it
>>59240088
fuck everyone in this thread
dubs decide what I do a wanked to next
>>59240120
based tommy robinson
>>59240123
nonce
http://www.strawpoll.me/10192658
http://www.strawpoll.me/10192658
http://www.strawpoll.me/10192658
Lads everytime I try to lose weight it works for a few days then I end up breaking down and pigging out.
Help me.
How do I register to vote by post lads?
I'm not going to be in the UK for the EU referendum
He doesn't do anything?
>>59240123
don't mind if I do!
*unlocks cock cage*
wahyyeheheya here I go!
TERRORIST ATTACK IN LONDON
>>59240109
I dunno, double doubles are respectable
>>59240109
You mean fresh right?
>>59240095
not gonna lie ... i'd put my willy up your bum (after you've bleached it of course)
>>59240095
Fat 6 incher here
>>59240146
think about how good you'll look when you've lost it.
>>59240146
*helps you*
Heh, don't mention it, kid
We won't leave the EU, mark my words lads
This country is too spineless, too many liberals and left wingers
>>59240148
online
>>59240168
sweet where abouts?
>>59240148
Google it
>>59240168
reddit.
>>59240148
A woman from the council knocked on my door and asked if I was registered and would I like to do it by post.
wish i was dead haha x
>>59240192
fuck off
his arse belongs to me
>>59240146
How do you "try to lose weight"?
Most people change too much at once, make unrealistic goals and can't maintain it past losing water weight
G*la apples are shit-tier floury abominations and they are NOT welcome in my fruit bowl.
Got this in the post lads
the EU is great but has shitty leadership
>>59240168
That's a racial stereotype.
>Trusting the Royal Mail with your democratic voice
thought of a postal voice gives me the willies
>>59240270
good shout lad, adding that to the official list
pikey apples:
>granny smith
>golden delicious
>gala
acceptable middle class apples:
>pink lady
>braeburn
>>59240242
hahaha i know right
imagine how banterous it'd be after we offed ourselves ... people would laugh for months
>>59240215
I really don't know why the leave campaign aren't screaming out that the TTIP will allow American corporations to gut the NHS.
The NHS is a surefire way to win the lefty vote and this time it is legitimate to claim it will be destroyed.
>>59240157
aaaahhh the French champagne
>>59240257
>"try to lose weight"?
Literally eat less and swap all the shit food for apples and oranges.
>>59240355
that tit's trying to do a runner haha x
nige is genuinely our last hope
he has to crush cameron in the debate
Please bring your best nigey lad
>>59240340
Another thick cunt who doesn't know the difference between the ECHR and the EU
>>59240407
>justifying our country losing sovereignty
kys
>>59240472
>being thick
kys
>>59240329
Can I suggest you add the red delicious to the acceptable middle class apple category? While not *quite* as tasty as a pink lady or a braeburn they're still very nice and they're easily the most aesthetic mass market apple.
>>59240338
Because their argument is basically more free trade deals, and they don't want to remind the plebs that vote for them that they don't like trade deals
>>59240395
whens the debate?
>>59240472
>kys
this is how i know you're under the age of 18, i've reported your post to the authorities (janny) btw
>>59240532
*kisses you*
>>59240519
7th june
ITV
Just copped this, lads
looks like the gay porn i'm torrenting isn't going to finish downloading tonight
guess i'll have to settle for something else from my vast gay porn collection
>>59240407
>Another thick cunt who doesn't know the difference between the ECHR and the EU
That person is you
>>59240472
>>59240500
>kys
Fuck off you reddit children
>>59240568
bit gay lad
>>59240342
Don't talk to me or Masson ever again.
>>59240568
What were you torrenting?
>>59240549
bit gay that
>>59240568
wow just let me seed it for you
>>59240329
what about jazz?
>>59240605
gay porn
Might eat all my leftovers instead of just half of them because i'm quite hungry
>>59240394
You cunt.
>>59240605
gay porn
>>59240568
why don't you get a bf then no need for porn
pooooooooooooooooooooooo
heeelvetica standaaard
>>59240504
not sure lad, happy to hear you make your case though.
currently pondering where to put the jazz apple
got a massive disliking for this danish twat
fuck off
>>59240033
What a disgrace you are pls end it
>pic related
Based self-rolled joint
>>59240683
He nicked my Xbox
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooppppppppppppppppppp
>>59240683
that's funny because i quite like him
>>59240560
I look forward to the /brit/ livestream.
The last one was great.
got two apple trees but no idea what kind they are
probably some beasty sour cooking apples
>>59240683
which one are you?
>>59240472
Then justify it, don't lie and deceive. We're not going to convince people to vote 'out' of the EU if we give the 'in' bunch the opportunity to pick apart and undermine arguments cos dozey twats like you and this arseclown>>59240569 think posting ignorant shite as facts is the way to go about leaving.
>>59240568
Are you downloading a 4K porn or something?
>>59240033
>Spliff
>Contaminating your greens with tobacco
What did Azaelia Banks say about the UK?
Just copped this, lads
>>59240631
Hey fatty bum bum
Hey fatty bum bum
Just bought one of these, lads.
They're surprisingly practical and versatile
Reckon Vote Leave are disinfo agents attempting to keep Britain in the EU
Nige is FAR better than fucking Boris at debating on the EU
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/05/12/vote-leave-issue-sinister-threat-itv-farage-v-cameron-tv-event/
Honey bring it close to my
Honey bring it close to my lips, yeah
Honey bring it close to my
Honey bring it close to my lips, yeah
Honey bring it close to my
Honey bring it close to my lips, yeah
Honey bring it close to my
Honey bring it close to my lips, yeah
>>59240801
i had but it broke. going to get some more
>>59240683
If he is that one lefty cunt who always goes on about how great the EU is and calls everything racist then I hate him too.
>>59240801
good lad
>>59240734
>being thick
>>59240801
dont talk to me, or mason ever again
>>59240776
>'You're a paki and a faggot!' Rapper Azealia Banks launches vile racist and homophobic Twitter tirade against Zayn Malik... as she is dropped from UK festival
Azealia has been on /brit/ for too long
failing my japanese class
not going to go there anymore
>>59240814
>Reckon Vote Leave are disinfo agents attempting to keep Britain in the EU
Holy fuck, d'ya reckon???
>>59240776
not heard this one before desu
I don't know, what did Azaelia Banks say about the UK?
*opens thread*
brings it to a boil to kill all the bacteria
*closes thread*
>>59240706
Doesn't having weed get you the deaths sentence in paki land?
>>59240776
http://www.nme.com/news/azealia-banks/93492
>>59240830
Oi mate, I'm gonna be in Copenhagen for the next 4 days
>>59240841
get a mason jar
they're awaesome
>>59240665
I do wonder what the other Shlomos will think if you accidentally let slip something you learnt from /brit/.
>>59240893
Sweet where are you staying?
imma start calling you punjab you dirty bitch.
>I watch it for the tingles
https://youtu.be/pBX5mAzipUo
>>59240910
stupid fucking yank twat
>>59240776
/pol/ was watching it and she was calling the paki one from One direction all sorts of shit and saying he was the token sand nigger.
you were only apart of 1d to draw brown attention. You are and ALWAYS will be a TOKEN to the UK.
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>>59240706
Won't you be "stoned" if you smoke that, Rasheed?
>>59240936
Like down the road from Tivoli
>Obabo's wife on NCIS
Cringe
>>59240949
>mfw i'm actually a yank
>>59240988
At WakeUp?
Or Downtown Hostel?
>>59240801
Where from lad? The screw on top seems like it will be useful if you have some whisky left but are too fucked to finish it off.
you were the the token brown boy. All those white boys in 1D disrespected you and made you their PET
>>59240999
Begone, blubber ape
>>59241003
Urban House
Please don't tell me it's grim
I NEED COCK
>>59240814
It's why I don't listen to the leave campaign and only listen to UKIP.
>>59240870
>>59240982
Hash & Booze is our culture. We have breweries since 1860 that produce top beers rum gin and vodka. The best hash you'd find on earth.
>2016
>ignorance
>media
>good goy
>the Home Office has said: "Coming to the UK is a privilege, and we expect those who come here to respect our shared values...
>respect our shared values...
I want out of the UK. I'm done.
>>59240033
360 blaze it xd
smoke canabais erry day xd
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>>59241105
>Booze is our culture
going to get drunk and cry into my keyboard
Inabit
>>59240992
>Obabo
who?
>>59241113
smoke this:
>gyazo.com/7168b7eba1378287061e8a98ed7f8ae8
what shall i cook for dindins tonight? It's just me and I have simple taste
British Wizards "could lose magic powers" leaving Britain open to ISIS attack warns David Cameron.
In a shocking interview earlier this week, David Cameron warned that right-wing racist rhetoric on the lead up to the EU referendum is "draining" the ancient Ley lines from which all British Wizards draw their powers.
This would mean that British Wizards would no longer be able to defend against any attacks by Islamic State aligned Death Eaters said the PM.
"Britain is a major Wizarding power, I would hate to see that end due to some petty issues with sovereignty" said JK Rowling, who is considered by many to be Britain's foremost expert on Applied Wizardry.
>>59241034
Area's a bit grim but you should be fine
Come down to La fontaine friday or saturday
>>59240944
With modern porn having cancerous audio
>OOH YES FUCK MY TIGHT LITTLE PUSSY HARDER YES OOH OOH I'M GONNA CUM OH FUCK YES MY PUSSY LOVES YOU FUCK MY TIGHT LITTLE PUSY HARDER YEAH!
The kissing and whispering ASMR videos make a great substitute if you mute the original cancerous audio.
>>59241169
Nah no interest in meeting a twat like you.
>>59240033
Brit is now part of Team Rowlet
>>59241164
porridge
It's been a while brit, I need your help.
>Even so respectable an academic deep ecologist as Warwick Fox persists in repeating my sharp attacks of 1987, pulling angry quotes out of my original “Social Ecology versus Deep Ecology” article without giving his readers the least hint as to the harshly misanthropic statements that inspired my anger in the first place.
In the first part, why an is put before academic instead respectable?
Thank you.
>>59241165
What would Cameron know of the arcane? This would have been brought to my attention were there any basis in truth to it.
>>59241164
cold baked beans
we like to eat them cold and without toast to keep the electricity bill down
=)
>>59240999
We know that there are at least two of you here without a word being said about it.
Are you the student or the one working at BAE?
>>59241203
too spicy and exotic
>>59241226
I wanted something different to my usual diet
>>59241201
unfriendly post
>>59241154
Glad you brit fags are getting cucked by these faggots. We're happy with our booze and hash you keep these degenerates and make sure you get cucked by their demands
>>59240173
underrated post
>>59241105
It's not so much ignorance that it is I hate pakis so simply don't care.
We gotta be big boy
We gotta be big
We gotta be big boy
We gotta be big
We gotta be big boy
We gotta be big
We gotta be big boy
We gotta be big
>>59241286
rorke
>>59241154
>confusing saudi brainwashed muzzies with cool hash smoking pakis
>>59240033
That's not how a joint is roled, especially if you smoke haxixe
>>59241207
if the word begins with a vowel the a before it turns into an
>>59241179
>>OOH YES FUCK MY TIGHT LITTLE PUSSY HARDER YES OOH OOH I'M GONNA CUM OH FUCK YES MY PUSSY LOVES YOU FUCK MY TIGHT LITTLE PUSY HARDER YEAH!
Same shit in gay porn but replace pussy with ass
watch amateur porn m8
*brags about my bfs dick size in front of you*
>>59241111
It is a step up from what it used to be.
You can't go from cuck to Reich like it was a Rustlers burger.
>>59241105
so you're not muslim?
>>59241169
Sweet, thanks mate
What's that, a restaurant?
Has the interface on here gotten fucked up recently for anyone else?
>>59241179
You should check out /r/gonewildaudio as well. That's why I never got into mainstream porn as well; the voices and fake loud moans are so annoying.
Not sure how I feel about the so-called Islamic State ruining the name of Islam
>>59241346
Jazz pub
>>59241164
Pie butty lad.
>>59241332
That's not what I mean lad, why it isn' like "a respectable and academic ecologist"?
>>59241207
it's part of the "so...as" expression
"so x a y as yada yada..."
You can remove that expression and the sentiment is roughly the same; "even respectable academic deep ecologist Warwick Fox persists etc."
>>59241164
Toast sandwich
>>59241419
My bad, I read your question wrong.
Also haven't go a clue.
>>59241381
Ooh fancy
IF MY VANS OFF THE ROAD I'M NOT WORKING
>>59241404
>>59241165
A daily reminder that Merlin is foretold to return during the reign of George, son of George with an army he has been building through the centuries in a hidden magical cave system beneath the UK to help in our darkest hour.
Cameron would be wise not to talk of matters beyond him.
>>59241466
me on the left
>>59241466
What a tiny todger! Ohohoho haha!
>>59241466
Ah, yes
Very impressive
>>59241466
the fuck is wrong with you
>>59240088
It also increase risk of moderate muslims turning to extremism, think wisely Brits.
>>59241419
>>59241207
It's a very complicated sentence, by saying
>Even so respectable an academic
He's saying that EVEN someone as respected as this Mr Fox is doing something he disagrees with. But there's some emhasis on Mr Fox as being especially respected.
Whilst
>Even a respectable academic ecologist
Has less emphasis on this.
Both are grammatically correct, the way he's said it has a rhetorical flourish to it.
>>59241302
Yes.
>>59241404
Corr blimey! I gotta try meself one o them!
>>59241344
lel majority of pakistanis are chill bro-tier guys and gals busy in their own lives to give a shit about religion saul bout dat booty, hash, booze, capitalism and dank memes around here
>>59241641
bizarro rasheed
>>59241466
Hot
I'm a paki but I also hate Islam and most of my fellow countrymen.
Am I rorkesheed?
>>59241469
I expected a jf to make such a silly remark.
Apparently pies are an alien concept to you as well as bread.
Kpop
>>59241207
Fuck off weeb.
>>59241711
Nah
>>59241427
>>59241576
I completely got it!
Thanks lad, I'll give you some present so please tell me your fetish here.
>>59241639
Do you even eat pies in Italy?
>>59241730
trim your pubes you fucking autist
>>59241730
Trim that bush
>>59241730
why would you post this. what if someone recognised your shirt and bathroom
Anyone else not scan half their shut when they go through the self serve ?
>>59241719
PIDF Fuck off.
>>59240033
you're shit at rolling
>>59241711
Reminds me of that story of the Indians who are Hindu and built a shine to perform mass prayers that Trump wins the yank election so he can wipe out the mudshits.
>>59241752
>tell me your fetish here.
Muscular men, what you'd call gachimuchi
>Study mechanical engineering
>Can't get a job in any engineering field
>Can't even get an apprenticeship
>Friend studied fucking geography
>Has an apprenticeship in mechanical engineering
>muh fucking STEM £50k starting meme
Fucking end it all
the gf
>>59241752
ice cream
>>59241713
nice picture you spastic
>>59241779
the barriers will beep tho and people will see you not putting it on the bagging area
>>59241779
Shit*
>>59241815
met so many (more or less) successful people who did geography, why is that such a good degree?
>>59241730
>pubes on the seat
ew
>>59241712
jf don't have access to bread, they are too poor. It's why they always go apeshit over the toast sandwich, they are horrified by the extravagance of it.
>>59241752
meant to say:
this>>59241812
not ice cream
t' gf:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qIj6ZZE2YE
>>59241730
MORE
>>59241812
Here you are lad!
>>59241815
You're a bad person with a good degree
>>59241856
looks more like an eyelash
>>59241854
Not who you're replying to, but I've noticed this as well. What the actual fuck
>>59241404
will go with this
any recommendations for the pie contents?
Does drinking milk before going to sleep give you nightmares?
>>59241812
Japs don't have any masculine men left, you liar. They are a nation of twinks.
>>59241896
>Suarez
He's a mong
>>59241934
no cheese does
>>59241826
Roger my lad!
>>59241761
i ate your mums pie in italy
>>59241952
Best pure striker in the world.
How does one pronounce "ayy lmao"?
>>59241854
>>59241930
Because it's an easy meme degree for normies to do
And those normies have good personalities/ connections and the gift of the gab
Which stumps your STEM degree
>>59241935
>Japs don't have any masculine men left, you liar
My extensive gay porn collection says otherwise
>>59241885
Isn't she a paki?
>>59241934
not for me
drink up btw
>>59241877
I'm on it!
>>59240272
what is it?
>>59241979
Fish pie?
>>59241996
eye, l'mao
>>59242012
Danes have Sainsbury's?
WE
>>59241933
It has to be a steak and ale pie lad, the undisputed king of pies.
>>59242001
I know it's an easy degree. The confusion is how knowing about geography suddenly gets you good random jobs that has nothing to do with geography
>>59241996
"eye lah mah oh"
>>59242011
I think she's white/asian of some description.
>>59242053
no
i wish we did
>>59242018
you're a good lad x
>>59242004
you too desu
>>59241934
It's odd, people say if you eat cheese before ebd you will get nightmares, while at the same time they say you should drink warm milk to help you sleep.
>>59241953
>tfw just ate some cheese as well
I had a calcium craving
>>59242059
r8 mine
>>59242075
>YWN enter a British supermarket in Denmark
>>59242066
Like I said in my previous post
It's got fuck all to do with the degree
>>59242130
Why does everyone pick repugnant?
>>59242135
I'll keep an eye out for you while I'm there mate
>>59241979
>>59242118
it's an old wives tale
Absolute qt on The Chase
>>59242118
it's the rennet
What is this Stellaris meme?
Back from work
>>59242063
>>59242164
There's no British supermarkets there I hear.
Fucking uncivilised.
>>59242184
Meme game, worth pirating if you like 4x, don't buy.
>>59241996
>>59242063
dunno if I have the constituent ingredients in and I can't go supermarket to just buy a premade desu
>>59242196
how was your day? still struggling to find things to do?
>>59242163
because if you need to take a negative one its not so bad if youre gonna be militaristic since everyones gonna hate you anyway
>>59242063
Literal child.
>>59242135
dansk supermarked a shit
Alri lads
reminder that you're not right wing if you don't believe in violent revolution
