Let's Apology to other countries.
>>59229740
You first, Tojo.
Sorry for not doing it sooner
you blew up hawaii, we blew up hiroshima
seems fair to me
i'll apologize for the fire-bombing of tokyo
the nuking of hiroshima was the only way to end the war, though
>>59229917
It was pretty much over at that point. What it did end was the Japs, which was very important. Also the show of force was necessary to stop faggots from picking fights.
>>59229977
>>59229815
t. edgy permavirgin beta males
>>59229977
>japs
>>59229917
how about Nagasaki?
Brasil sorry for taking so many negro slaves there.
>>59229740
Hi gaijin-san, I see you are enjoying life in Japan. Good.
WTF i hate USA now
>>59230096
same thing: regrettable, but the only real alternative to invading japan
I'm sorry you declared war on us and refused to surrender. Honestly the firebombs were way worse than the nukes.
Why such a number of people don't know there was alternative, soften the condition of surrender as Japan would accept, suggested by US ambassador Grew.
Other decision makers, leader of navy and army, didn't have sufficient knowledge and experience on Japanese so they had to made compromise.
>>59229740
France apologizes for often looking down on you lesser countries. We do realize that our being the premier nation on Earth isn't reason enough for insulting you less advanced tribes. We forgive you for calling us arrogant because you can't be held responsible for being culturally backwards and as a result, envious of your betters.
In the future, we will try to hide that feeling of disgust when confronted with the retardation and squalor prevailing in your countries.
>>59230199
when did americans bomb white people?
>>59230253
>American education
Sorry murica for burning the white house
Oh shit, I'm sorry
>>59230756
>premier
>pre
>mier
Your people smell funny
>>59231829
GIB REPS FOR VIKING RAIDS
>>59231829
Sorry for what?
>>59229740
Sorry
>to everyone
>>59232014
Sorry for being awesome.
ATTN: Spain, USA, and Japan
I'll just wait here desu.
![dangk_191008_1[244159].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mRZWP1w.jpg "dangk_191008_1[244159].jpg")
sry vietnam
Americans, I'm sorry that all our cowards and idiots went to your country.
>>59231829
NO FUCK YOU
WE HAD MONASTERIES IN ICELAND, THE FAROES AND WE HAD A NICE GRIP ON SCOTLAND THAT YOU FUCKING SAVAGES RAIDED
YOU MADE OUR BRIT BROTHERS INTO OUR ENEMIES
YOU FOUNDED THE WORST CITIES IN THIS ENTIRE COUNTRY
BATTLE OF CLONTARF WAS NOT ENOUGH
BURN ALL VIKINGS
>>59232014
My dad told me not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkgghQpNRNA
Sorry for creating anime
I'm sorry
Sorry that you're all a bunch of FAGGOTS
Hey Congo, you there?
No? Telling whitey to leave didn't let you get Internet? Or is it that one needs hands to type? Anyhow, sorry for all the progress and medicine.
I'm sorry for Brazil
I'd say we tried, but I'd be lying.
Sorry for our existence
>>59229885
>Amerifats can't distinguish civilians from combatants
Sorry to the whole continent of Europe.
You know we had good intentions.
>>59231849
>premier
>First in importance, order, or position; leading
>Late 15th century: from Old French, 'first'
See, further proof that we're the premier nation : you didn't even have a word for it, and use ours
>Your people smell funny
Probably something called parfum (which you may copy someday, too).
>>59233869
>You know we had good intentions.
Yeah. But terrible manners.
>>59233869
WWII? Yes.
Every other time? No fuck you.
>>59233962
What else could I mean? For the rest, it's not us who has to apologize.
>>59229740
tbqh I'm sorry for annexing parts of Czechoslovakia during the Nazi invasion. Not that it wasn't our rightful clay, but due to the timing it was a dick move, and a particularly stupid one at that.
I bet Adolf had a good chuckle seeing how well his divide and conquer tactics work on stupid Slavs.
>>59230134
We forgive you if you agree to restore the former Empire of Brazil and Portugal.
sorry ge...
sorry ger...
so...
damn, i can't
whataver
screw you germany, revenge is a dish best served cold!
>>59229740
>Apology
hahahaha no fuck off beta losers
>>59233819
>>59230634
Dudes, you guys picked a fight with the wrong guy and got recked. Get over it.
>>59233994
>Martin Luther
Yes it's your fault. We could be best buds with England by now.
>Merkel
Yes definitely your fault. We can barely support our own population.
Australia has nothing to apologise for...
I'm sorry that we shipped a lot of proto-dindus to the US. I'm sure it would've become a much better place if we hadn't.
>>59234358
>all these implications being implied
>>59234455
>Martin Luther
ye Reformation was probably the worst thing that could ever happen to Europe, despite the fact that it pretty much paved the way for a secular Europe.
>Merk
Didn't vote for that piece of shit, not my responsibility
>>59230804
Serbia in the 90s
Germany in the 40s
>Tfw my country has never done anything wrong
>>59234261
Yes. Luso-Brazillian Union when?
Also, Iberian Union fucking when?!?!?!
>>59234581
>paved the way for a secular Europe
That is the start of Europe cucking itself.
I'm sorry we didn't genocide all gypsies and jews in dubyadubyatoo.
>>59234938
except electing Dilma
>>59234938
>>59235315
>>59235315
Kek.
Fucking japs.
We, the Chinese, are the most peaceful race and civilization. We have never invaded others or caused wars. But others like Japan take advantage of our peaceful nature and tried to enslave us.
Two atomic bombs weren't enough.
>>59235691
>>59235691
Tibet.
Sorry Palestina for making your country smaller
>>59235691
>We, the Chinese
>2016
China and the chinese died in 1949.
>>59235729
>Tibet
They are Han Chinese living in the mountains who support a cult religion (think scientology but with a leader who reincarnates).
We tried to civilized these mountain redneck chinese but they revolted because they are niggers. So we put their house in order.
>>59229740
WE DINDU NUFFIN
Apologies for being the best country ever and triggering /pol/tards.
>>59230253
oh boy. the memes are real.
>>59235895
Hello my overlord. :DDD
>>59235848
We are ready to welcome you into the third world in 50 years Sweden.
>>59235691
>We have never invaded others or caused wars.
China invaded Tibet and Uighur.
And now China are invading the South China Sea.
>>59229740
I'm sorry Japan was not pure evil so United Nations had to take a lie about Japanese war crime.
I'm sorry.
>>59235822
In your theory, all countries in the world have never invaded others or caused wars.
Sorry for joking about you, Sweden, we are next on the cuckline and might have to go through similar cuckening soon. Sorry to Eesti for treating you as just a Baltic booze port instead of a true brother nation. Sorry to Finns in Russia for your genocide/russification but we couldn't really stop it.
>>59235997
Japan is the biggest warmonger in world history. No country has tried to murder and conquer as many people as Japan.
>tried to conquer russia and failed
>tried to conquer china and failed
>tried to conquer america and failed
>tried to conquer australia and failed
>>59230253
It was nothing but a show of force to USSR. Japan had no means for prolonged ground combat in 1945.
>>59234581
>ye Reformation was probably the worst thing that could ever happen to Europe
That's not the Great Schism
>>59235822
>We never invaded anyone
>Except that time we invaded Tibet
Too funny.
>>59230150
This. OP is not a Japanese.
>>59235691
>China has ever invaded
Invasion of Tibet (1950)
Sino-Indian War (1962)
Sino-Soviet border conflict (1969)
Sino-Vietnamese War (1979)
>>59230756
>said Pierre in English, the modern Lingua """Franca"""", while the Imam sang the evening prayer call from his local minaret
>>59235044
No
Christianity as a whole was the start of that
>>59236094
And you Brazilians committed genocide against Paraguay in that war.
80% of Paraguay population died. How can you live with yourself?
>>59235822
Tibetan male gene is more nearer to Japanese than Chinese.
D is ancient east asian and Han O is invader.
Difference between D and O is longer than between white's R and Han O.
>>59236206
Pagan pls go
>>59236069
lmao
Mao Tse‐tung killed 78 million people and is the most people-killer in the world.
Do you know a lot of Chinese were killed by Chinese military as Tiananmen Square Massacre?
>>59236230
That is Paraguayan propaganda.
We dindu nuffin'
Joking aside.
We can live with it because it was over a century ago, and we did a lot of things for reparations, meanwhile you guys are genociding tibetans right now.
>>59236328
>Leopold
I still can't believe there were that many people in the Congo.
I'm sorry Turkey. We should have smashed the western ćucks together instead of fighting against each other, only so we can get betrayed by eternal g*rm
>>59236328
Tiananmen square riots were caused by CIA agents trying to destroy China.
Imagine if China send spies to cause big riots in Japan. Would you not tell the military to stop it?
>>59236353
Tibetans are not being genocided, they are being civilized and they will mix with normal Han and become ONE with China.
>>59236504
Do you get paid 50 cent for each shitpost?
>>59235691
>>59235822
You're obviously a foreigner pretending to be a 憤青, I don't understand why some guys are taking the bait
>>59236504
Hello I am a foreign spy wanting to steal Chinese state secrets.
Can you post some Chinese state secrets for me?
>>59236534
>a fucking leaf
Big boys are having a discussion.
Go slurp some more maple syrup.
I want to apologize.
My ancestors did not raped, killed and massacred efficiently the Incas. The living proof is that Peru exists.
Peru is a mistake and my fault, is populated by monkeys, lesser beings, they smell bad. I want to apologize for that. Sorry, wholeheartedly sorry.
With this I also want to ask your help, the final solution is possible, we can kill the Jews, Gypsies, Peruvians and abos.
We achieve massacre all the Jews in Spain, with great appreciation will teach you to do the same, so that Germany will not fail again. But we need to first destroy Peru and all its people.
They are rats, smell bad and only serve to plant potatoes. Sorry, they not serve to plant potatoes as they are less of a rat intellect.
They were only three races if we trust in us, blacks, Asians and whites.
Believe me, it is minecraft, my struggle, mi lucha and also yours.
Sincerely, Spain.
>>59230150
>>59236128
Fuck netouyo.
>>59236504
>Tiananmen square riots were caused by CIA agents trying to destroy China.
lmao
We understood Tiananmen Square Massacre was taught so in China.
>>59236663
>Shunning your own brother
Being Chinese suck huh?
>>59236666
OH SPAIN. You did again!
>>59236504
1950
Korean war
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMBbu6Fs21Q
1962
Sino-Indian Border Conflict
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92SWLseYUH0
1979
Sino-Vietnamese War
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_3peM4yoa4
in 2000s
Bhutan
Nepal
Vietnam
Philippines
http://ameblo.jp/djdjgira/entry-11566078417.html
>>59236069
Chink is always loser.LOL When will you win to Japan? LOL What is taste of Japanese sword? Ask your grandfather. LOL
Only Trump-san could relieve us from eternal suffering zo.
>>59236504
>riots
oooh boy...
I apologize for allowing the Nordics to form small irrelevant states. Should've fought for Norway during the aftermath of the Napoleonic wars and forgiven the swedes for their treachery.
>>59236855
Apologize for war crimes, dwarf.
>>59237102
Free Tibet !!
Free Uighur !!
>>59229740
>apologize for ending a way
no
>>59237198
war*
most Japanese people do not want Obama to apologize.
we Japanese people are totally future-minded.
Obama and our prime minister should insist on a massage that we must realize denuclearization of whole world.
Sorry Indochine.
>>59237102
Apologize for human being, cancer of the earth.
Trump-san achieves.
All Yamatonchu shall be thrown into the inferno by his mighty hand zo.
>>59237102
why are you guys afraid of us?
are you wuss?
>>59236961
>>59237308
shut up, Okinawa nigger
>>59237256
sorry serbs for making you eternally butthurt
>all these asian people.
im sorry for existing
>tfw you will never apologize to americasan by looking at them in the eyes while crying purest nippon tears
why live?
Sorry Serbia for impeding your progress in the liberation of Srebrenica.
>>59237460
Not like anyone's blaming the piano player
>>59230756
And now you are overrun by hajis.
Trump-san has come.
Now it's your time to grow sugar cane with your tear drop zo.
>>59237389
weird Corean-kun :)
Japan why are you denying warcrimes?
He let us be Nuke-armed zo.
Trump-san, nobody but you treat us with such a real affection to human zo.
>>59237844
Because United Nations say white's or Chinese crime is by far smaller than Japanese crime.
Whites enslaved Asian, Blacks, native Indian, Polynesian.
Chinese Han enslaved native asian too.
They genocided many aboriginals too.
In addition, many Japanese were executed in court.
Whites and Chinese weren't blamed even if they did war crime but such people are still blaming Japanese after judgement.
>>59238379
Nah man you were efficient in your war crimes but you were nowhere near as good as the chinese.
>>59232014
The Emus are waiting. Oh wait, you lost there.
>>59237844
some dipshit Racists deny our crime, most Japanese are future-minded, though.
so we won't speak ill of the US and won't want their apologizing yeah
Trump-san punishes Yamatonochu genociders immediately zo.
His truth is marching on zo.
>>59237966
Many Japanese were executed in court.
Whites and Chinese weren't blamed even if they did war crime but such people are still blaming Japanese after judgement.
Only defeated country was blamed. Is this a law or arrogance?
No Yamato, No China, No Us bases zo.
Only trump-san with us zo.
>>59233530
Please continued on exist
>>59239336
Trump say he retreat US army from asia then but say Japan can get more power too.
Surely Japan and asean become one again.
>>59229917
you donot have to apologize the war which happened more than 70 years ago.
perhaps, I and you were not born at that time.
it is enough not to repeat it.
>>59236205
>this is another "I'm Finnish, I suck English dicks, they're so tasty" episode
Sorry for taking your jobs, America.
I won't apologize for shit because every atrocity my country commited has nothing to do with me. I wasn't alive for nuking Japan, and I never chose to be born here or even born at all.
OBAMA KEEP OUT !!
>>59236205
Well, he's posting in English as per the rules of this site? how else are we supposed to communicate with you less advanced nations, surely you can't manage to learn French?
Plus, about half the English words are French words to start with, and there's no grammar, so it only takes about two minutes to learn. That's real cheap for a lifetime of laughing at the stupidity of the lesser nations like we do here.
>>59235691
>two weren't enough
i agree Chinaman desu
>>59229740
Sorry we didn't have more bombs to drop desu
>>59236668
>>59229740
t. 이김박
>>59236353
>we did a lot of things for reparations
lulwut? Only thing we did is maybe accept their japan-tier labour slaves into our soil afaik
>>59229885
You deserved after the war crimes you did against japan you american piece of shit..
>>59245985
>gotta defend muh land of my animus
>>59246480
Nah just hate america real bad
I'm sorry for whatever I did
>>59246784
oh ok, i'm by your side then.
>be amerifa-
>*BLAM*
>>59245985
I'm sorry for making spaghetti with ketchup
I apologize for nothing because we did nothing evil.
We were a nation of builders that brought civilization to the East.
Sorry about Hollywood and McDonald's.
>>59232629
I see, your daddy gave you good advice
>>59229740
Japan, if you want an apology you better apologize for all your warcrimes first.
>>59236504
this has to be a proxy
>>59246975
WTF I HATE JAPAN NOW
