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/How are the men/? Edition
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alri
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How do the Irish think of eireboos from America? And I mean ones with actual Irish ancestry and are interested and knowledgeable in Irish culture and history, not just your typical American mutt getting drunk and wearing green on St. Patrick's Day. I want to visit or live in Ireland some time and I've been told that they will dislike me for mentioning that I am "Irish American"
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>>59230047
We ridicule you.
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>>59230277

>we
>british flag

nice try ian
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>>59230490
Tesco internet. British people can be Irish too you know anyway.
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Dia daoibh a chairde, cad é an craic ar maidin?
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Up da RA lads
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>>59230914
Tá me tuirseach.
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>>59230914
Nicked a pretty neato watch and now I'm obsessed with the pretty girl who works at Tesco.
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>>59231043
Mise chomh maith. Tosíodh mé ag déanamh staidéar ar ceimic sa cúpla bomaite anois.
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>>59231244
Tá mé sa bhaile. Ádh mór ag staidéar ar ceimic chuala mé Is é deacair.
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>>59231497
An raibh tú an dhuine gan dídean?
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>>59231532
Níl, tá póstaer gan dídean ?
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>>59231594
Sea, is benzo lad é. Bíonn sé sa /éire/ go minic.
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>>59231634
Is é sin i ndáiríre brónach a chloisteáil. Tá súil sé ag déanamh ceart go leor.
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that one american who posts as an irish as eire or whatever as his name always triggers me because he's not fucking irish
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>>59231795
An rud céanna anseo. Labhairt muid le chéile roimh go minic go leor i ndáiríre. Is duine deas é. Níl a fhios agam cé as sé nó cén aois sé, ach dúirt sé go gcuirfidh sé a lámh ina bhás féin
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>>59230047
>How do the Irish think of eireboos from America
Terrible. We make fun of you all the time.

>And I mean ones with actual Irish ancestry and are interested and knowledgeable in Irish culture and history
Even worse because they think that they belong. They don't.
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>>59231085
>tfw no qt cashier

>>59231857
Thankfully he's not here right now. I'm not bothered by non-Irish being in /éire/ threads, if anything they're encouraged because we'll die without them, but that faggot never shuts the fuck up about how "Irish" he is and how the entire thread should revolve around him. And he keeps shooing out britbros because he's somehow a more deserving foreigner to be called Irish than someone living in Ulster.

And on top of that he responds to every fucking post in the entire thread.
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I start my end of 1st year college exams tomorrow, I've never been so stressed before. Actually can't study.
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>>59233400
Just take it easy. First of all get off /int/. It's not going to do you any good in fact it will do the opposite. Study for a good bit, take a break resume. Don't do it all in one go and think you know everything. Exams for me was a long time ago so I'm just trying to help you whatever way I can.
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>>59232405
heh nothin personnel
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i swear to god if my bus doesnt turn up for the third time in a row im gonna be pissed
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its after showing up
10 minutes late ofc
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>>59232405
>>tfw no qt cashier
She works at the Tesco mobile section. I wish to elope with her.

>>59233400
take some benzos
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>>59234682
fucking retard remember our benzolad
hes homeless now
never gonna touch a benzo in my life
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>>59234682
Because nothing spells success like shuffling alone around and dribbling on yourself.
>benzos
Bloody clown, if you are going to give bad advice atleast make it the correct bad advice.

>>59233400
Take amphetamines if you're going to take anything. Alot of preworkout supplements contain legal amphetamines and will genuinely help you concentrate, unless you abuse them of course.
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>>59234283
First time I've been on 4chan in days. I've cracked up from looking upon pages and pages of notes.
>>59234682
I've 3 and half xanax
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>>59234872
Tfw my degree is in drugs. I know what I can take and what not to take from learning in college and personal experience. But if I take anything along the line of speed, I'll spend the day wanking or cleaning my house
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>>59234876
>xanax
Save them until you get your results. Because it's not looking great let's be honest, you'll probably need them then.
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>>59234933
sabhsaí?
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>>59234933
>my degree is in drugs
>speed is the only amphetamine

On the bright side Tesco are always hiring staff. Very high turnover.
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>>59234990
Is mise
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>>59234933
>wanking on speed
Confirmed for having never taking speed before.
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>>59235011
If I take anything along the lines of speed.
Never said it was the only amphetamine.
Specsavers and a diction for yourself would prove useful.
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>>59235047
>>wanking on speed
>Confirmed for having never taking speed before.
Can confirm suffers from pilly willy
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who here /illustrious personality/
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>>59235109
Speed and MDMA are notoriously bad for the flop, it's very common to take viagra at the same time as yokes.

Of course if you weren't bullshitting you wouldn't need me to tell you this.
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>>59230047
If you have genuine investment in Irish culture and community then I'd accept you. There are plenty of Americanised shits in Ireland that care nothing for the nation, if a foreigner demonstrated to me their interest in the history, culture then well done. That is something to be commended in todays globalised western shithole
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I never cared nor bothered to take drugs in my entire life. How's it going for you lot.
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what's the best drug to take if you're going out to a nightclub, mdma, speed, lsd? Ecstasy pill?
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>>59235202
I don't need to you tell me. Friends of mine get it all the time, but not myself (belive it or not).
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>>59234872
Benzodiazepines are prescribed all the time for anxiety and in small doses there would be no ataxia.

Pls be less rude.
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>>59235264
Mdma or yokes. If you've never done acid before, I wouldn't recommend dropping in a nightclub.
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>>59234933
>But if I take anything along the line of speed, I'll spend the day wanking
Lol.
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>>59235259
What you don't know can never be missed.
I envy to to an extent

>>59235301
Telling the lad to take benzos when he is studying is silly a stupidiest piece of advice you could have gave him next to telling him to smoke some oxy, or hit himself in the face with a hammer
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>>59235259
Has destroyed my life, has also at times made it better.
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>>59235404
That made sense when I proof read it. I might actually need to go to specsavers lads
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>>59235220
I agree completely. In this watering down multicultural world we need a new Gaelic revival.

>>59235404
k
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>>59235469
Did you intentionally reply to the wrong comment?
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>>59235583
I could ask you the exact same question
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>>59235320
how can you tell a yoke is legit though and not 50% fucking concrete

also any good place to buy drugs online in ireland
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>>59235649
pill reports (website) the dutch presses tend to be large, smell like mdma and very well designed/pressed. they're the ones your after but check pill reports.

2bh better than most "mandy" that floats round these days
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>>59235649
Yokes aren't what they used to be, I havnt taken a pill in 10+ years but my mates have confirmed.

If you buy a pill in Ireland you can be sure it mostly will contain BZP or mephedrone and a very small amount of MDMA.

Pure MDMA is probably 80% cut, you can always do an acid base extraction on it though to get some pretty crystals
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>>59235649
There's an Irish vendor on alphabay.
Buy an EZ-test.
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Anyone from Newry?
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Tiocfaidh ar la
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>>59235954
You?
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>drugs
ya fuckin gang of knackers
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>>59235954
thought that was in england haha
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>>59235220

This makes sense. As with any cuntry people are interested in the history and culture, but it'd be autistic to claim it to be your own.
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About to smoke my last cigarette ever, my last one was supposed to be the last one, maybe I won't smoke this one.

What other habbits do you pavee's recommend I take up to distract myself.
>inb4 benzos
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>>59236949
A productive habbit.
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>>59236949
Running, cycling, learn a new language?
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Dia duit lads
I'm getting another year closer to blowing my brains out.
How do you say "Happy birthday" in Gaeilge?
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>>59237274
La breithe shone duit !
Don't kill yourself.
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>>59237274
why
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>>59237364
>>59237426
I'm fairly content now and have no reason to, but who knows how my life will have turned out in 10 years time. I guess it was bad taste of me to "joke" about it like that.
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>>59237028
I already cycle, and on level 7 French Duolingo. I can't run because I fucked my knee years ago.

>>59236982
I'm trying to write but it tends to drive me back to the ciggies when I am contemplating.


Just rang GP, got prescribed nicorette mist thing on the medical, I was going to buy one anyway, didn't realise they were free.


>>59237455
Look on the bright side though mate, 10 years is a long time, maybe you'll get hit by a bus in the meantime or maybe die in a fire trying to rescue a kitten and save your family from the shame.
See, there are lots of possibilities!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ
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alri
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>>59237975
Travel all of ireland. It's cheaper than the 20 a day habit.
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Holy fuck what a day at work , great being outside but fuck me I am knackered

Off every friday so Gonna land to the beach with a 12 deck and get very drunk yeehaaa
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>>59235795

This is a load of shit yocks are stronger than ever-

The amount of 200mg+ Dutch pills floating is ridiculous, ever since the party flocks came out pills have been unreal quality mostly
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>>59238591
what work?
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>>59238708

Landscaping
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>>59238815
what does that involve?
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>>59238700
Maybe today the situation has changed, like I said it has been ten years.

But there was definitely a period here when the quality of pills were so bad that people just bought party pills instead.
And if you think your MDMA isn't cut, you are just wrong.
>it will never be 2004 again
>no pill will ever again match lovehearts


I got my nicorette thing, it tastes like cat piss smells.
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>>59239205
fuck off druggy
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>>59239236
>havn't done pills in 10 years
>reeeeee druggie
Did you ever stop to wonder why everyone ignores you?
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>>59239326
literally nothing wrong with telling junkies to fuck off jim-bob
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>>59239672
10 years man, so I literally stopped doing drugs about the same time you stopped breastfeeding.
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>>59239770
good on you
>i stopped breastfeeding at 8
hows u know
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>>59239891
Excuse me while I go back to ignoring you.
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How the he*k do you get into Uni lads?
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>>59240710
by sucking willies
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>>59240710
Wait till you're 23 and get in for free as a mature student.
I think you won't have to pay any fees and if you are unemployed you'll be eligible for a grant and get your dole plus travel costs or digs allowance.
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>>59239947
Kek
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>>59232405
We really need to learn to stop responding and talking about that stupid Yank, he'll leave if we ignore him
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>>59242695
Who?
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>>59243143
me (on the left)
ignore people butthurt about the yank boogeyman theyve been spending too much time on /brit/
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lads how do i circular breathing
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Please will the Swiss-American with mommy issues please fuck off.

Please.
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>>59243143
>>59242695

He has a value I suppose, when he is here we tend not to argue amount ourselves. Although that might be correlation rather than causation.

>>59244494
But if he fucks off I will be left with only Irish people to bully, and that always makes me feel bad in the long run.
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>>59244494
>swiss american
lmao my german isnt even good and im not a yank citizen
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>>59244586
Don't feel bad, I'm a terrible person who's considering running away because I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself.

Though I've been considering jumping off the bridge in town, but I don't know the next time I'll be near it unattended.
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>>59244681
Why do yanks have a desperate need to base and shape their identity around their heritage?
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Went to Lissadell House today lads. The weather was crap in the morning but took up as soon as we left
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>>59244987
Because they have nothing else. Now please don't respond to him again and we might have a decent thread.
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>>59230612

>Tesco internet. British people can be Irish too you know anyway.

haha okay then
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What's this about the water charges being abolished?
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>>59244931
>instead of killing myself I am removing myself from the situation that has caused me to have these suicidal thoughts.
You aren't a pussy, that is a very pro-active approach.
The bridge thing is an intrusive thought. I find a good way to deal with negative intrusive thoughts like that is to focus them onto people you dislike, the yank for example, instead of jumping off the bridge yourself would it not be a better idea to throw him off it?

In all seriousness though, why kill yourself before you kill all the people you dislike, or attempt an armed robbery or hijack a Ferrari
If you are going to kill yourself anyway you might as well have a bit of fun first, otherwise its just a wasted opportunity.
It might cheer you up to the point that you don't want to kill yourself anymore, you could start a new life for yourself in prison and make a name for yourself pimping out junkies for soup.
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>>59245621
>why kill yourself before you kill all the people you dislike, or attempt an armed robbery or hijack a Ferrari
I want people to feel sorry for me after I die. I'd rather they think of me as yet another suicidal student than as a criminal.
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>>59244987
they actually dont. i say im irish because i literally moved here a couple years ago. the rest dont really care
>>59245572
i heard this too
thank god
>hello yes pay your taxes for government services
>hello you paid your taxes for government services? excellent now pay taxes for government services
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>>59245759
There are better ways of getting attention mate, like you could lie on 4chan about your circumstances in an attempt to get people to pity you. None of it is really very fulfilling though is it?
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>>59245979
this
killing yourself doesnt do shit and you wont feel peoples sympathy anyway
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>>59245979
Nothing is very fulfilling.
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>>59246334
life is if you dont live as an /int/ shitposter with no direction
go live innawoods m8
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>>59246334
Excelling in something usually makes you happy anon. Shifting between work and that is what I've been doing for the past few years with little things in between. I don't care if your just baiting for sympathy because if you don't change your attitude you're going to be doing that for the rest of your life. Take of a decent hobby, go to the gym, cycle do something you enjoy. You always find other reasons to live on.
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>>59246431
>>59246116
I would prefer if didn't agree with me and refrained from being sensible. It makes bullying you that bit more difficult.

>>59246334
Sounds like all you need is a good ride tbff
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>>59246674
ok how about this
HURR DURR I LOVE GUINNESS HAPPY SAINT PATTYS DAY MY GREAT GRAND UNCLES DOG WAS IN THE IRA I LOVE CORNED BEEF
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>>59246820
Now you are just being a tryhard little cunt. Fucking typical, I expect no less from a polyurethane little paddy no mates.
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>>59246674
>Sounds like all you need is a good ride
I can dream.
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>>59246919
so im doing well then?
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>>59247006
I'll ride you anon.
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>>59247689
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Pakis
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>>59241299
Oh good I am over 23. Thank you very very much for that helpful answer. ( :

Unfortunately the CAO isn't accepting applications anymore though.
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>>59245327
Dual citizenship in the North.
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>>59246431
Living in a woods is shite.
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>>59246674
I desperately need a gf/shag. Problem is I'm afraid of girls even though I used to be great with them.
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>>59249075
If you had the confidence to do it, then you still do.
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>>59249146
>implying confidence is all you need
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>>59249257
That and some assertion. Good looks wouldn't hurt either, but yeah.
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>>59229534

Who is the best whore in Ireland lads.

https://www.escort-ireland.com/

No niggers please.
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>>59249075
>I'm afraid of girls
Why? Girls like riding as well. What is the worst thing that can happen? She'll reject you? Crippling your confidence a little bit more? Sending you into a depressing spiral of self hatred and substance abuse? tormenting you to the point that you isolate yourself from all your friends and family for years?
Orrrr you could get your hole.

Swings and roundabouts.
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>>59249555
Wow. Does rejection actually hit people that hard?
I know a guy who's like that, but with everything from girls to failing a test in secondary school.
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>>59250053
Yes it does, I haven't left the house in months because Mammy refused to vote for Lucinda.
Trinity here btw
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>>59250268
>Trinity here btw
who
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>>59249555
>Why? Girls like riding as well. What is the worst thing that can happen? She'll reject you? Crippling your confidence a little bit more? Sending you into a depressing spiral of self hatred and substance abuse? tormenting you to the point that you isolate yourself from all your friends and family for years?
>Orrrr you could get your hole.
All these things yes plus one or two other reasons one of which is I don't know how to talk to girls, especially in that subtly flirtatious way.
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>>59250268
Lucinda of ré nua?
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>>59252458
>talk
That's where you went wrong, just smile, keep eye contact and listen, when she finishes waffling about her mates offer her a drink, rinse and repeat a few more times. When she starts slurring ask her back to yours.

>talking
>to a girl
recipe for disaster, just keep your mouth shut and smile and nod. Same rules applky if its a first date or you've been together for 10 years.
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>>59253455
He doesn't sound Irish at all
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>>59253120
>When she starts slurring ask her back to yours.

Real fucking alpha of you, taking advantage of
a girl like that. F-U-C-K-I-N-G P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C

beta male cock muncher
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>>59253455
later
ill give you one 5 pm central time
you have 2 hours and 10 minutes to find me something to read
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>>59253711
I get off on the whole power aspect of it all, technically its rape but actually its not
Bitches love rape.
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>>59253120
I have social anxiety, I don't go to pubs and I wasn't speaking in the context of "nights out", just in general.
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>>59254037
>I don't go to pubs
Perfect, so when you offer her a drink she'll have no choice but to come back to your place.

Then just remember the smile and nod routine, does your social anxiety stop you from smiling and nodding?
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LIBERATE THE SIX COUNTIES
PLEASE
I CAN'T LIVE THROUGH ANOTHER 12TH
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>>59254694
Just come down to us for a few weeks during the build up
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>>59254694
Is it really that bad?
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>>59254848
it is when you live in an area infested by the cunts, i can hardly go outside. they also leave their shit everywhere and fucking ALWAYS chimp out afterwards. i fucking hate '''''patriotic''''''' unionists.
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>>59254848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XckDlD0OM8s
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>>59255087
thank god i dodged that shit accent, holy fuck.
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>>59254694
Even if there is a united Ireland we'll probably have to respect their "culture" of muh flegs and parades
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>>59255235
norn iron accents are pretty cool, better than being americanised
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>>59255373
No we won't. They can fuck off with them bonfires. Not to mention that breaks our laws for CO2 release, but it's their " culture" to burn the tricolour.
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>>59255450
no lad, no they're not. try listening to a west belfast accent. i actively tried to emulate accents i heard on the radio as a kid because i was so scared of being stuck with that shit accent.
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>>59255602
My friends mother is from Belfast. I think it sounds great.

Is there a difference between the west and east belfast accent?
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>>59255373
HAH! You reckon?

My grandfather used to tell us about a Unionist family that used to live my town in the 60's. The father used to get suited and booted in July, he'd make a point of walking down the main street with his bowler hat and sash on as he was going to the train station.

One July when he was gone to the march the town burned his house down and slaughtered his cattle.
The fire brigade was there before the fire stared and kept soaking the neighbors houses.

The next day the Garda put his wife and daughter in their car and drove them to the next towns train station and took the father off the train when it arrived. told him to sign the deeds over to an estate agent and not to set foot back in the town again.
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>>59256599
My great grandfather had a tailoring shop in Belfast around the 40's. Every July they'd loot his shop and break every window in the place. It's the reason why the family moved South of the border.
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>>59256770
It would be with their consent since the majority has to vote for it. Times have changed. If shit did happen it could be stamped out quick.
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>>59256770
sounds about right
my great-grandmother's shop got destroyed, it's a fairly common story. i plan to move south of the border and pick up irish again in years to come.
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>>59254290
You think you are very humourous, don't you.
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>>59258217
I don't get paid to think lad.
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>>59256599
Kek.
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>>59258355
It would be a woeful waste of money if you did.
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>>59256599
wait, did he just march down main street all by himself?
that would be a sight, seeing one lad with a sash and a hat walking down the road playing "derrys walls"
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>>59258606
Humor comes naturally to me though so consider this (you) as a gift
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>>59256770
That's actually why the Haugheys moved. Not the exact same reason but you know.
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i have never met an irish protestant
met immigrant prods but not irish ones
then again theyre all immigrants haha
there was a protestant school in portlaise iirc but it was tiny
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Picking up a japanese qt from Dublin airport on sunday and showing her around. Truth be told, I am completely unenthused and don't plan on doing anything with her, only doing this cause her english is bad and has nobody here to help her. What can we do to waste a few hours and eat somewhere in the centre for cheap?
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>>59258683
So the story goes, but the thing about these stories is that they all have three sides to them.

The towns side of the story, the unionists side and then the truth.
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>>59259427
How the fuck do you even get into contact with a foreign girl like that? I mean, you'd expect them to be a bit more cautious.
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>>59256770
Few years ago, some guy openly advertised he was opening a GAA shop on the Shankhill road. Next day it was burnt down, a really easy way to get the insurence without defraud
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>>59259673
I'm guessing he's only trying to aggravate the weebs
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>>59259427
>>59259427
>Picking up a japanese qt from Dublin airport on sunday and showing her around.

That sounds glorious to me.
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>>59259989
chinks are ugly
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>>59260093
As are Germans
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>>59259673
Interpals, I usally loose interest after a while chatting if they haven't, she's boring but too nice to just ignore, and she's scared about moving here on her own so now I feel obligated to help her
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>>59260308
i hate krauts you know
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>>59260715
alri lads what should i vocaroo
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>>59260093
No.
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>>59260848
The definition of atomic theory
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>>59260363
Set her up with me. She can teach me Japanese.
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>>59260363
She will lose interest when she sees you are a manlet
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>>59260848


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Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passencore rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse to Laurens County's
gorgios while they went doublin their mumper all the time: nor avoice from afire bellowsed mishe mishe to tauftauf thuartpeatrick: not yet,
though venissoon after, had a kidscad buttended a bland old isaac: not yet, though all's fair in vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twonenathandjoe. Rot a peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Shen brewed by arclight and rory end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the
aquaface.
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>>59260848
I, ________, of my own free will and accord, in the presence of Almighty God, and this Worshipful Lodge, erected to Him and dedicated to the holy St. John, do hereby and hereon most solemnly and sincerely promise and swear, that I will hail, ever conceal, and never reveal any of the secrets, arts, parts, point or points, of the Master Mason's Degree, to any person or persons whomsoever, except that it be a true and lawful brother of this Degree, or in a regularly constituted Lodge of Master Masons, nor unto him, or them, until by strict trial, due examination, or lawful information, I shall have found him, or them, as lawfully entitled to the same as I am myself. I furthermore promise and swear, that I will stand to and abide by all laws, rules, and regulations of the Master Masons Degree, and of the Lodge of which I may hereafter become a member, as far as the same shall come to my knowledge; and that I will ever maintain and support the Constitution, laws, and edicts of the Grand Lodge under which the same shall be holden. Further, that I will acknowledge and obey all due signs and summons sent to me from a Master Masons' Lodge, or given me by a brother of that Degree, if within the length of my cable tow. Further, that I will always aid and assist all poor, distressed, worthy Master Masons, their widows and orphans, knowing them to be such, as far as their necessities may require, and my ability permit, without material injury to myself and family. Further, that I will keep a worthy brother Master Mason's secrets inviolable, when communicated to and received by me as such, murder and treason excepted. Further, that I will not aid, nor be present at, the initiation, passing, or raising of a woman, an old man in his dotage, a young man in his nonage, an atheist, a madman, or fool, knowing them to be such.
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>>59260363
Pics?
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Hello soon-to-be second most frequent Eurovision winners
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>>59261063
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q78RCjzSRY
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>>59260848
>>59261297
Further, that I will not sit in a Lodge of Clandestine-made Masons, nor converse on the subject of Masonry with a clandestine-made Mason, nor one who has been expelled or suspended from a Lodge, while under that sentence, knowing him or them to be such. Further, I will not cheat, wrong, nor defraud a Master Masons' Lodge, nor a brother of this Degree, knowingly, nor supplant him in any of his laudable undertakings, but will give him due and timely notice, that he may ward off all danger. Further, that I will not knowingly strike a brother Master Mason, or otherwise do him personal violence in anger, except in the necessary defense of my family or property. Further, that I will not have illegal carnal intercourse with a Master Mason's wife, his mother, sister, or daughter knowing them to be such, nor suffer the same to be done by others, if in my power to prevent. Further, that I will not give the Grand Masonic word, in any other manner or form than that in which I shall receive it, and then in a low breath. Further, that I will not give the Grand Hailing Sign of distress except in case of the most imminent danger, in a just and lawful Lodge, or for the benefit of instruction; and if ever I should see it given, or hear the words accompanying it, by a worthy brother in distress, I will fly to his relief, if there is a greater probability of saving his life than losing my own. All this I most solemnly, sincerely promise and swear, with a firm and steady resolution to perform the same, without any hesitation, myself, under no less penalty than that of having my body severed in two, my bowels taken from thence and burned to ashes, the ashes scattered before the four winds of heaven, that no more remembrance might be had of so vile and wicked a wretch as I would be, should I ever, knowingly, violate this my Master Mason's obligation. So help me God, and keep me steadfast in the due performance of the same.
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>>59261354
>preparrrrshuns

Feigned/10

Now do >>59261292 but naturally.
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>>59261345
Hello soon to be a minority in your own country.
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>>59261132
Tempted to dump her on someone but don't want randos bothering her

>>59261188
I'm 5'11' ;_;

>>59261304
No, she's plain
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>>59261511
how is that feigned bai
giz a minute
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>>59261354
That accent sounds a little forced. I've heard your vocaroos before.
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Can you lads not cry about unionists for one thread
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>>59261815
I'll tell you what, when you stop invading our threads we'll stop complaining.
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>>59261815
no
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Feeling a bit apathetic lads.
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alri
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I2Sx2XBcSY
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The Blues are said to have translucent skin, large almond shaped eyes and are small of stature. The main issue of their teaching was ‘pursue your passion’ follow your own way, do your own thing, don’t be pressured into being anything but what and who you are.
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>>59262108
>finnegans wake
of course haha
only joyce could make something so ridiculously hard to read
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>>59262241
haha yeah
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>>59262230
I forgot this aspect of /éire/. I miss it.

>>59262098
Better than feeling terrible.
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>>59262230
>>59262347

The Blues advised the government not to deal with the Greys saying it would only lead to disaster. They told the U.S. to follow your own path. They said they would teach with peace and harmony if men would disarm and listen. The military said ‘no deal.’
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>>59262098
my mum keeps telling me to get a job and asking me what I want to do with my life
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>>59262327
yes indeed haha
my gums hurt
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>>59262375
So they left, but a few decided to remain and stayed in Northern Mexico and Arizona and made a treaty with the Hopi Indians. These Aliens are known by the Hopi as Star Warriors. The Greys started monitoring the Blues so the Blues had to flee the reservation and go into hiding, and a few of the Elders went with them.
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>>59229534
Should I read "Heart of Darkness" or just drink more?
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Anyone else see this cunt everywhere on youtube?
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>>59262697
He is right though.
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>>59262697
all me
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>>59262654
Both.

>>59262697
Nope.
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>>59262395
DUBLIN WILL WIN AND THE PALE WILL RISE AGAIN

YOU AMERICAN BOGGERS WILL STARVE WHEN WE CUT OFF YOUR UFC, MTV AND PROPAGANDA VIDEO GAMES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

DUBLIN WILL BE FREE FROM THE BALEFUL INFLUENCE OF BOGGER SCUM.
BOGGERS KNOW YOUR PLACE

HOWTH IS BEST
COME HERE, YOU KNOW WHERE I AM, AND GET SLICED UP.
I WILL FUCKING MASSACRE YOU. STAY JELLY.

I WILL NEVER BE A MENTALLY ILL WEEB HHAHAHAAHHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>59262697
Should mention sectarian tattoos for men and short bleached white hairdos for the women.
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>>59262839
fuck d*bliners
culch pride
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>>59262390
My mother is doing my head in at the moment. Absolutely feel awful when after talking to her.

What age are you btw?
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>>59262882
Come to Howth and I will stomp on your head vigorously.
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>>59262869
The Blues advised the government not to deal with the Greys saying it would only lead to disaster. They told the U.S. to follow your own path. They said they would teach with peace and harmony if men would disarm and listen. The military said ‘no deal.’
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>>59262697
Kek.
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>>59262912
ill run you over with a tractor
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>>59262924
So they left, but a few decided to remain and stayed in Northern Mexico and Arizona and made a treaty with the Hopi Indians. These Aliens are known by the Hopi as Star Warriors. The Greys started monitoring the Blues so the Blues had to flee the reservation and go into hiding, and a few of the Elders went with them.
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>>59262924
>The military said ‘no deal.’
That sentence always cracks me up.
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>>59262882
You're from Tallaght you unadulterated cretin.
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>>59262986
>The Blues are said to have translucent skin, large almond shaped eyes and are small of stature. The main issue of their teaching was ‘pursue your passion’ follow your own way, do your own thing, don’t be pressured into being anything but what and who you are.
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>>59262958
I will bounce your head off the ground.
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>>59262889
>mother keeps saying how proud she is of me
>she doesn't realise what a lazy sack of shit I am
>she thinks everything will get better
>this is what women actually believe
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>>59263039
The Blues advised the government not to deal with the Greys saying it would only lead to disaster. They told the U.S to follow your own path. They said they would teach with peace and harmony if men would disarm and listen. The military said ‘no deal.’
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>mammy doesn't love me/loves me too much

Grow up lads, fuck sake.
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I could fucking smash every single one of you fuccbois.

Easily.
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>>59263093
So they left, but a few decided to remain and stayed in Northern Mexico and Arizona and made a treaty with the Hopi Indians. These Aliens are known by the Hopi as Star Warriors. The Greys started monitoring the Blues so the Blues had to flee the reservation and go into hiding and a few of the Elders went with them.
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>>59263124
Would ever go and shite.
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>>59263121
t. orphan
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>>59263142
The Blues are said to have translucent skin, large almond shaped eyes and are small of stature. The main issue of their teaching was ‘pursue your passion’ follow your own way, do your own thing, don’t be pressured into being anything but what and who you are
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>>59263195
The Blues advised the government not to deal with the Greys saying it would only lead to disaster. They told the U.S. to follow your own path. They said they would teach with peace and harmony if men would disarm and listen. The military said ‘no deal'.
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>>59263016
i amnt bai
i lived there 3 years but i was literally a baby
http://www.strawpoll.me/10195968
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>>59262889
What age are you btw?

28
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>>59263252
So they left, but a few decided to remain and stayed in Northern Mexico and Arizona and made a treaty with the Hopi Indians. These Aliens are known by the Hopi as Star Warriors. The Greys started monitoring the Blues so the Blues had to flee the reservation and go into hiding and a few of the Elders went with them.
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>>59263275
420
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>>59263272
The Blues are said to have translucent skin, large almond shaped eyes and are small of stature. The main issue of their teaching was ‘pursue your passion’ follow your own way, do your own thing, don’t be pressured into being anything but what and who you are.
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>>59263124
Come to Howth and fight me
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>>59263272
That is still where you're from, whether you like it or not you jackeen spastic.
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Goodnight lads
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>>59263333
The Blues advised the government not to deal with the Greys saying it would only lead to disaster. They told the U.S. to follow your own path. They said they would teach with peace and harmony if men would disarm and listen. The military said ‘no deal'.
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>>59263275
lawl srs?
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>>59263384
know nothing about it other than its a shithile
have about 15 minutes of memories of living there
>>59263356
>>59263413
excellebt
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>>59263389
na'night friendo

sleep well :3
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>>59263124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL6aDrzs3Fs
shut up ye bastard ye
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>>59263389
Stay up, I need friends.
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>>59263464
So they left, but a few decided to remain and stayed in Northern Mexico and Arizona and made a treaty with the Hopi Indians. These Aliens are known by the Hopi as Star Warriors. The Greys started monitoring the Blues so the Blues had to flee the reservation and go into hiding and a few of the Elders went with them.
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>>59263389
beware of bed bugs
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>>59263494
fuck off anime cunt
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>>59263657
I heard Trinity goes around curb stomping Nigerians these days..

Any truth to that?
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>>59263074
My mother just keeps escouragating me. Wish she wasn't such a bitch.
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hello lads
also anime should be banned from /eire/
its a shame to the parish
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>>59263730
Absolutely true
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>>59263657
HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

STUPID BASTARDS AND YOUR SHITE CIRCLEJERK SKYPE WANKING OFF TO EACHOTHER GROUP

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH
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>>59263775
Look [spoiler] Who [/spoiler] it is
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>>59263657
who the fuck is that
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