Good craic edition
leelee
>>59217798
Wat
maisie
Reminder that the Irish culturally appropriated crack from English culture and gaeliscised it.
Let me show you this graph
>>59217798
who gave you permission to take my image >>59217491 delete it immediately
>page 5
janny's going to FREAK when he sees this one
>work? No I reckon those bloody Tories have destroyed the economy!! I'll just sit on my arse claiming benefits
>starting a business? Becoming self-employed? That would mean personal responsibility! Can't be having that!
>>59217843
fantastic graph
are nige
>brutalism is based m8, Trellick Tower is beautiful
Whoever posted that in the last thread, just fucking kill yourself
There are no words as to how much of a pathetic fucking lowlife scum you are
Please just fucking kill yourself
this is outrageous
this is contagious
yeah
>>59217843
not a graph
ridiculous how much more attractive mandarin is than cantonese
both ugly monkey languages though
Was Cobb dreaming at the end of Inception?
I missed the last thread, wtf is happening?
Northern Ireland terror threat level raised in Great Britain - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36267052
eating my oysters lads
i can feel my testosterone rising as we speak. going to get some girls pregnant this weekend.
>>59217798
Just shut down 4chan already, the memes are becoming too strong,
>>59217888
more like dreamy
woof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzTYNhWoLZ4
Haven't brushed my teeth in 2 weeks could I pass as a local in your country?
>>59217847
You cant delete threads haha xxx
>>59217843
thanks for the graph, larry
>>59217888
No we saw him wake up on the plane
>>59217908
probably
>>59217858
Have you started your own business?
Sucking paki knobs for a fiver a pop doesn't count
>>59217908
only in chiswick
>>59217899
Are louis ck fans voting Trump?
lads
>tell girl I want us to get together
>she blushes and screams, says she didn't think I cared about her
I didn't know these things happened in real life
>>59217798
oh boy am i laffin
hey guys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnRwJ8lCPd0
>>59217877
i miss tower blocks when i'm away from them for too long
opened parcel with a bunch of that vape liquid shit downstairs
need to find out who owns the mouth fedora and bully them for it asap
>>59217949
>cucks for trump
probably
>>59217945
No I have a job, an alien concept to a northerner I know
wonder what old people think of new realistic games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7nRTF2SowQ
>>59217959
like legit screamed?
sounds like a nutter mate
would genuinely axe kick anyone i knew to death if they started vaping
>>59217949
>louis ck
>fans
>>59217925
But the totem was still spinning at the end.
>>59218001
*vapes all over you*
>>59218003
literally me in the picture
Slags
hmmmm
>>59217949
Nah he's pretty far left and probably supported Sanders because he doesn't make enough to pay real taxes.
https://www.lloydsbank.com/current-accounts/islamic-account.asp
Why
>>59217991
>ww2
>filled with black americans
>realistic
>>59217922
RARE
A
R
E
can Kermode get some love lads?
>>59218005
Yeah because the film ended before we saw it stop spinning
>>59218037
they have a thing about usury, so they don't like interest and stuff
>>59218038
*ww1
>>59217999
No just like 'aaaaaaaah!'
>>59218061
Why is this available in the UK why
Why don't northerners and southerners just get jobs the lazy dole scum?
t. East Midlands
>>59218021
fantastic post
>>59218080
What is this, an image for ....?
>>59217888
>>59217925
>>59218005
>>59218057
his totem is his wedding ring
>>59218056
his only love is the screen
>>59218079
presumably lloyds decided it was a way to draw in extra account holders so they can make more money
>>59218103
neutrinos
>>59218032
So why is he asking his fans to not vote for Trump?
You've heard of me
I've heard of you.
>>59218084
Thanks m8
>>59218129
hes making his opinion known to them, in case any of them were considering it
>>59218107
No it's the spinning top
>>59217899
>AOL
Didn't even know they still had a purpose on the internet...
>>59218103
It says unemployment by region in the picture mate
>>59218149
that's his wife's
rewatch the film
>>59218103
>>59218125
How do we go back to whiter demographics?
Subsidies for native English?
>>59218149
no, it's the wedding ring. he literally makes a point like 20 minutes into the movie to not tell people what the totem actually is. if you watch the ring, it comes and goes throughout the movie as they slip between reality and dreamland
>>59217895
Can't wait!
More dead Brits is always a net positive
>>59218175
Maybe if we all got gfs but fat chance of that happening am I right guys haha
>>59218144
these are small girls
>>59218199
so offensive
they're hobbits, or shirefolk
>>59218175
Free immigration for people who are at least half ethnically English imo
Bring people back to the homeland
Give them a free house
and a pet dog
and some pocket money
>>59218175
"they takin our wimminz!"
German immigrant I work and I were talking about fabric colors for his other job and he told me "All white beds are boring."
Can't take him seriously anymore
>>59218225
>>59218175
You don't, you are the new caliphate, inshallah
>>59218159
>>59218182
Stop talking bollocks
It's the spinning top
>>59218199
uuuu
>>59218212
What about French people so Canadians can come?
>London 6%
>East Midlands 4.6%
Why don't lazy London dole scum just get a job? Or maybe start a business and beco!e self-employed? That would mean personal responsibility though and they can't be having that
>>59218243
>>59218240
tbf there's a difference between a cinema ad and a bus ad
london is beyond saving though
>>59218235
She'll turn 26 and realize "Oh shit I was such a dumb teenager that I fucked a nigger to spite my dad."
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>59218250
Quebec is the blackest province though.
>>59218285
>Believing there are ethnically english people in Canada
ha
>>59218281
>Liverpoo
ed balls
>>59218309
>loses his seat
>Norwich now relegated
JUST
>>59218303
If not Canada, then where?
me & the lads
>>59218337
A place where they don't shun Britain for a fucking leaf?
>>59218281
>2010
>>59218337
Yankie Doodle Land.
>>59218357
>those shorts
the 70s were a different time
>>59218367
Yanks are less ethnically british than canada
>Befriend a British girl on Omegle a few days ago
>End up playing Haxball and Left 4 Dead 2 for 6 hours and having a great time
>Ignores the next few days
feeling something here desu
inhaling carcinogens and breathing them out again
>>59218392
um try again sweetheart :)
>>59218360
Why are you upset we have our own identity?
>>59218367
Krauts
>>59218388
>implying they dont look based
ah yes, the normies are returning from their night out as im about to sleep
very impressive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvUeo5sagkA
tune
>>59218423
bit early
>>59218417
>Our own identity
Australians have their own identity. They don't shun their heritage though and that is part of their identity.
>>59218445
we got ur back pham
>>59218466
bit gay
>on gay tinder
>matched with a lad who has pictures of him with his girlfriend on his profile
Mucho impressivo
Eating sausages for breakfast
Australia is the home of the anglo man
It's the perfect successor to the British isles
>an island but much bigger
>better weather
>far away from continents so easy to control migration
>small less successful island neighbour nearby
I spent six weeks in London
ama
alri lads
>>59218492
should i go smoke
>>59218507
>white man
racialist
>>59218510
you should get on the cross
>>59218466
Leaves are for benders.
>>59218507
what fucking game is it
so i was neet for 3 years and then got a shitty office job at 23 and everyone i work with is fucking retarded. learn from me kids
>>59218492
Can you recommend some good mosques?
It's so annoying when Peaky Blinders starts playing Arctic Monkeys out of nowhere.
>>59218546
never saw any
there were a shit ton of Somalis in my hotel though
>>59218510
VAPE NATION
>>59218537
stellaris
>>59218537
Stellaris.
>>59218537
lunaris
https://coub.com/view/abuq5
how do normies dance like this
>>59218275
She wont tell anyone and marry a beta whitey who first had sex when he was 30.
Then, before she divorces him in her midlife crisis she will tell him about banging Nike Taeqwon'do Jackson in her teen years.
>>59218507
>United European
>European Union
NO YOU FUCKING DON'T DAVE
>>59218586
>>59218588
any good?
>>59218584
WUZ
Considering a career as a rent boy for Tory politicians lads, anyone got tips or hints?
>>59218620
SOLJUZ
Pretty cold outside lads
>>59218611
nah this is the united europe that was born out of the great european race war of 2030 not the cuck EU :^)
>>59218614
ye
>>59218644
N SHIet
Why does smoking look so cool
Isn't it mad they give you like £60 a week just to look for a job
Gonna be getting a summer job this year and will be the first time I sign on
making some runny eggs and soldiers lads
mom just give me a pepsi, please, all I want is a pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me, alI l wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me, just a pepsi.
>>59218694
you have to fill out £60 of paperwork
>>59218664
And you did a good job lads.
>>59218175
>muh white women who will never fall for me because I'm a fucking loser NEET meme
>>59218694
Why don't you use dollars?
>>59218694
>your week is only worth £60
lol
>>59218727
Cause we're not yanks
>>59218725
>h-hahaha it's not like we don't want to become asialasia or anything baka
>>59218491
All the while having a multi cultural land which doesn't get cucked by jihadist Muslims because we hate anyone who acts like an arrogant shit cunt.
>>59218709
Doubt it, was speaking to a mate who was on JSA recently and he said he only recorded one job application a day on this internet log book
Neighbours are watching yank TV
The same advert has been on for over 5 minutes
Just take 10 minutes out of your day and get a six pack!
>>59218614
You get to purge the universe of non-whites and non-humans.
>>59218536
We love you too, dad.
>>59218759
>We hate everyone
Is Australia the holy land for Anglos?
>>59218732
£60 and I get to fuck around and relax for most of the week lol
>>59218755
then how come dudeweeders and aussies use dollars
who is this elon musk
he seems to be the only person inventing anything these days
>>59218759
thats only if yu dont live in the major citys, shitney and lelbourne
>>59218792
They're yanks
doing a have a go at stellaris
rate
>>59218784
that depends.
do you consider the police releasing the dogs on muslim protestors based?
>>59218240
Saddens me to see England go under desu.
My parents sent me to a school there when I was younger, very quaint and beautiful. I miss some of the friends I made there.
>>59218784
It's the working mans paradise.
Most of us don't give a fuck where you come from, but if you're a shit cunt, then fuck off, we're full.
Tony can fuck off back to Pommy land.
We don't like Pomms, but Brits are cool.
>>59218814
I consider the police releasing the dogs in general based.
>>59218780
going to download it and take over the universe with mushrooms
>>59218727
Why would we?
>>59218810
>earth
enjoy your pakis
we need to stop schools being left wing mosques
stop teaching diversity and multiculturalism and bullshit
>>59218814
What were they protesting about?
>>59218833
I thought the UK used American dollars because I read it in an American textbook.
>>59218850
We use American English too
>>59218844
I used the white people mod for it
>>59218850
Wat
>>59218849
they were the more extreme end of the spectrum protesting that film being released which depicted muhammed and shit.
>>59218824
RARE RICHBOI POST
>>59218809
>tfw aussies got YANKED
>>59218845
>muh political bias
teach them multiple perspectives and arguments, and just present FACTS.
Right Wing schools are no better, lad.
>>59218824
Jog on rich boy
The rest of us have to slog through the shitty reality
>>59218877
Reee
>>59218445
>They don't shun their heritage
There's a bigger republican movement in the penal colony than here.
>>59218394
>playing haxball with a girl
wew
>>59218877
Well at least we didn't get 9/11'd.
>>59218885
are you dumb
>>59218903
What's wrong with that?
>>59218885
They don't even teach about the British empire in history lessons in UK schools
>>59218826
They don't elect frogs though you cunt.
>>59218911
i've just never done it lol
>>59218905
Fucking hell, that's cold.
>In mid-1942, a reporter walking along Queen Street counted 152 local women in company with 112 uniformed Americans, while only 31 women accompanied 60 Australian soldiers. That it was thought necessary for the media to report this situation indicates the effect of the American presence.[2] (About 12,000 Australian women married American soldiers by the end of the war.[5]) "They're overpaid, oversexed, and over here" was a common phrase used by Australians around this time and is still an anecdote recognised by some in modern generations.[6]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTlr0707vLU
currently enlightening my intellect lads
>>59218936
YANK'D
>>59218938
>Nuts magazine no longer exists
This is why the left wing surged
>>59218905
I dunno desu I think having those fat genes bred into your population is worse than having a bunch of jews die.
>>59218910
>anyone who disagrees with me is dumb.
There's bias and flaws on either side, you dumb Pomm.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36259237
>and in future viewers will need to pay it to use BBC iPlayer catch-up services.
>>59218938
This lads speech patterns so fucking annoying
Why does he put emphasis on seemingly random words
Also
>soccer
Foy
reply to this post and you will get a gf this year
>>59218936
never dog your mates
>>59218915
Why not?
History is crucial!
How does the government know if you are using a television?
>>59218974
Empire history is the only good history 2bh.
>>59218958
You understand literally nothing.
The entire problem is that schools are required, by law, (and if it weren't the law, most of them still would because virtually all teachers are far left wing), to teach left wing concepts as good things.
my urgent presence has been requested 3 miles away
>>59218491
>hot
naw
ain't havin this
>>59218974
Because we need to be ashamed of the evil british empire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58l9a6y6Rkc
wish I looked like him
He gave her a quick few slaps on the arse before entering her, her voice was soft and it invigorated my libido. I closed my eyes and listened. It was strange… I never thought this would be my life, being cuckolded by my superior brother, but alas here I was. I opened my eyes to watch this devilish act play out. The thrusting was done with no sound or grimace, only the cold dead stare of his eyes into mine. He stared, I stared back, it was a metaphor for our entire relationship in life. Her moans gradually grew louder and louder. I watched as my brother did what I could not. The pleasuring of this woman, it was something I could just not achieve. I knew right then that my brother deserved her more than I ever could. As he finished with her the Somali woman said in her strong Swedish accent, "kiss me anon". I did just that. I kissed a girl while my brother pleasured her.
At that moment I knew that my atheistic and quite degenerate brother had defeated me. I was a cuckold. And I was aroused.
>>59218537
Solaris
>>59218979
They don't
They check by coming into your house
They pretend they have the right to enter but it's a private company doing the inspections so you can simply not let them in your house and ignore their letters and nothing happens
>>59218893
Just because I live in an ivory tower, doesn't mean I don't care about the future of England m8.
If you guys or France fall, so does the rest of Europe.
Hello Brits
>>59219015
top kek
>>59219036
Hello Rusko
>>59218915
it would lead to some uncomfortable questions about colonialism
so we have the Tudors, who everyone loves to learn about
>>59218966
I'm going to get another gf
>>59219015
fucking kek
eating a couple of cheeky sausage rolls lads
>probing aliens
>they form X-COM
here we go
>>59218905
without 9/11 thered be no trump to revenge the jews
reply to this post and you will get a gf this year
>>59219052
Only because they're liberals that think the British empire was a bad thing
>>59219052
>uncomfortable
You mean Pakis will have to learn how great it was?
Alright which one of you yanks is posting in the triggered thread?
>>59218979
they don't
get a letter every couple of weeks threatening someone to come round if i don't get a licence at my student house
nothing has happened so far
if someone came nothing would happen either because you just tell them to fuck off
>>59219075
YOU FUCKING BASTARD
I HAVENT HAD A SAUSAGE ROLL SINCE I CAME TO YANKSHITISTAN
NOW I WANT SOME REEE
>>59219085
(Y-you....)
>"One of the most shameful nights of my life was the night my brother brought home Helena. Busty, tight arse, blowjob lips. Everything. Literally everything I dream about every night.
>He fucked her. He fucked her in front of his virgin little brother. In every which way he could, and took his time doing it. His blue eyes staring into mine looked like that of a corpse's.
>Yet at that moment he was experiencing pleasure I knew that I never could.
>At one point she stopped sucking (Complete with the horrendous, loud sound of suction being cut off), and said with the uttermost of venom in her strong Brooklyn accent: "what the fuck is wrong with you"?
>"I don't know .." I replied.
>My admittedly rather well endowed brother then bent her over and took her from behind .. vaginal. The stare continued, a haunting expression of what to this day I still am still not sure what of. Although I do suffer from Asperger's Syndrome, I do believe that even the most emotionally capaple human being would have trouble reading it.
>She screamed and moaned and slowly called his name in a rather erotic manner. It was then that I became aroused, and then it suddenly hit me properly: here I stood, with an erection, watching my atheist degenerate brother enjoying this young maidan. I knew life would never be the same.
>>59219085
pls
>>59219075
I think you mean beef sausage croissants.
>>59219075
Just finished some for dinner.
10/10 meal
>Britain is fast turning into 1984
fun
>>59219098
>>59219120
>>59219121
LEAVE MY PROUD CUISINE CULTURE ALONE
>>59219122
it's 2016
>>59218938
He just said that St George protected Christians against Muslim attacks in the 3rd century??
Does this nigga know anything about history lmao???
>>59219000
>>59219087
>I live a nice middle class life, where I'm left to my own devices and can enjoy freedom and liberty
>I'll mock those who suffered at the hands of the British empire instead of be grateful it doesn't happen to me
*tips fedora*
>>59219120
Fucking yanks.
>>59219139
Being ashamed of empire and empathising with enemies is stupidity of a high order.
>>59219122
memes aside this is why guns are great
the government is more hesitant to fuck with people
>>59219132
sausage roles are popular in ireland too m8
>>59219101
FEDORA'D
>>59219087
it was great for us, results varied for them
there's a big "decolonialise my curriculum" thing at a lot of unis now which is annoying cause i get notifications about their talks and shit
>>59219139
Who are you quoting?
I've been documenting this thread, and I have to say I'm impressed
>>59219158
This.
> children who were born in the year 2000 will be adults in 2 years
>>59219178
DOCUMENT THIS
*unzips knob*
>>59219122
>turning
>>59219134
13th
do you even know your own language?
>>59219184
>>adults
>>59219139
Sorry why does this mean we shouldn't learn about the most Important period in British history?
>>59219158
>empathising with enemies
What enemies? You sound like a wild dog being told to attack something by it's owner without seriously thinking about it.
Why should I support an empire when I wouldn't want what the empire does to happen to me?
just saw something move in the mirror again
same thing as I saw a year or two ago
>>59219185
*makes detailed notes and a few sketches*
>>59219206
Because you are on the right side of the empire?
>What enemies?
Whoever you conquer.
