University qt edition
>>59204985
gook fuccboi fuck off
>>59204985
>posting gook boipuci
>:^3
>>59205138
Ninaaaaa
>>59205138
Wtf homo
>>59204633
Coming in clean is the best way, huh...
Thanks senpai.
>>59204899
>>59205016
What is this shit? I don't want to see her running her cocksucker. Show us some crotch shots
>>59205064
What if gook fuccgirl?
>>59205368
moar
>>59205362
baka
/a/sean doku where are you senpaitachi ?
Did DutDut purge /a/fags
12th for Emperor Duterte
>>59204985
That guy is dead inside
>>59205687
shoo shoo proxy-kun
>>59205730
Hahahahaha you really think anyone would use Serbia for proxy?
>>59205560
Why are sand niggers here in my /asean/?
Shoo, shoo!
>>59205016
>>59205138
>why did I not go UP
>>59205362
Be quiet or you will scare the asean qts away. The fuckers here always try to hide them
>>59205560
watch this
>>59206795
I go to UP... University of Portsmouth that is
>>59205560
RAGGGH
>>59206990
>>59206883
waito pingu go home
>>59206932
Why is life so cruel.
>live in Hawaii/go to university there
> local flips are not at all like flip expats
>could have transferred and graduated with doctorate in oppresing ilocanos at age 22
>>59206883
>>59206990
WAOH!!!!1!1!one
>>59207327
It's ok man. There was a bunch of Chinese qts in the library only to leave after five minutes. GOD WHY????
>>59204899
who ateneo here
Solve this captcha. Click all the Tesdamen.
Sex tourist here
Any brown wominz here who want hapa baby?
>>59208545
>pic related
>>59204985
How do I get body like him
good morning fucko
>be me
>go back to the Philippines
>see this on airport
what do?
>tfw no /aSEAn/ gf
>>59209943
Hit the gym. As for me, I simply just Dindu muffin :3
>>59210227
why don't you just use your autismbux and go there then
>>59208545
a-are you making fun of us? Are we the nignog equivalent to you aseans?
kind of explains why all the girlfriends dads hate me. Philippines greatest ally is meme
>>59210826
All sex tourists are
so apparently Dutdut is actually anti-clerical as fuck and actually insulted the pope.
Is this true? If so this is quite disappointing. I thought better you, Failpenis.
>>59210858
I'm not a sex tourist though. I go there with the girls I plan on having sex with. And possibly have sex with more once I am there. But I'm going for the beaches and food i swear!
>>59204899
Asean is gay
>>59210124
>n-no bully the bule pls
>>59210895
>supporting the Cuckolic church
>>59210968
ur gey
>>59210968
We love you too! <3
>>59210895
he got bumraeped by a priest when he was little, that's why he gets a Vietnam flashback when he sees a priest lmao
>>59210932
You shall only have the trashy ones as part of the TPP agreement
>>59211022
I agree. We should be supporting the Orthodox Church
>>59211022
>unironically support this faggot
>claiming catholic nations arent cucked as hard as heretic(protestant) ones
>>59211284
>Orthodox
>relevant
>>59211022
>protestant
I have never even met a young protestant, kek.
>>59211068
>g >a >y
>mfw browsing through r/asianmasculinity
None of you guys here are like that right?
>>59211499
no we post meme arrows in kaskus
>>59211499
What the fuck is that? Sounds painful. Please explain.
>>59211363
We are the final bastion of Christianity. Where Rome has failed, we shall succeed. Deus Vult!!
>>59211499
None
All Asians here accepts that bule has some of their women
>>59211348
>"priest, my wife is ugly, but and I want to fornicate with someone else. Hurry, my pecker's about to burst"
>"yes, just pay me some shillings and you're allowed to sin, God will forgive you for your shekels to the Vatican" :^)
>>59211771
And you know what, I see a good amount of my pinoy friends lusting after white chicks and getting them. I don't care and support the exchange. Seeing how all the blacks want latinas and arabs go arab, I support the combining of the two races which will one day rule the world.
my colonial ancestry is growing inside me. I must reclaim the colony my ancestors left their homeland to claim.
>>59212525
>pinoys
>going after white chicks
>not sticking to 2D japanese cartoon teenagers
So much for most weeb country. I'm disappointed.
>>59212657
whose to say they don't keep their waifus? aren't mistresses a common pinoy practice?
>>59204899
WHOO?????
>>59212756
If you get a 3D gf its good to keep your 2D waifu and tell the 3D about her to make her jealous so she'll love you more
t. women pro
If you kill your enemies, they win.
>>59214684
is this why Malaysia lets China conquer it slowly but surely? :^)
uste where
>>59215458
Here. I'll be going there to have inuman tom night :3
>(CNN)The U.S. Navy on Tuesday sent a guided missile destroyer within 12 miles of a disputed island in the South China Sea where China has built an airstrip -- prompting China to scramble fighter jets and dispatch warships to "expel" the American ship.
thoughts
>>59215747
>War at our backyard
Noice
>>59215747
GAS THE COMMIES
WE WORLD WAR NOW
Why are the marcoses so salty? Don't they have an ounce of self-awareness when they're throwing around accusations of cheating and electoral violence?
>>59216549
technically he can get sued for electoral sabotage or something along line with that
>>59216664
the line*
>>59216664
t. Failed satan failed lawyer
>>59215747
Just fucking destroy China already. Stop being pussies and fight a real war
o-ohayo~!!
>>59216725
they can though, thats why he went on TV to deny the cheating claim in a technical manner top kek
>>59216725
Don't argue with morons.
>>59216725
>>59217098
I hope someone saved his tweets and interviews
>>59216847
>US stop being pussies and plz fight our war
>tfw only white guy in the entire city when I go to Davao to see the Mrs and her family
Feels good lads. 0 sex tourists make the place a lot nicer
Do SEA girls have cute feet?
>>59217325
Sex tourists end up in ditches with a complimentary .45 to brain.
Hopefully dutdut extrapolates this policy to the whole country.
>>59217419
>Main source of tourism to country
>Wants it gone
Not the sex tourists fault ur women are willing to whore themselves out m8
>>59216847
>t. a soldier who would fight the war.
>>59217419
>dutdut
what happened man, i must know?
>>59217419
Not before 100 of your own people are murdered first. I used to frequent sites like Documenting Reality, and I swear 90% of the posts were of Philippino murder scenes, and it always peaked like fuck during election season (wtf is up with that by the way?).
>>59217494
It's the fault of both economics and the cumskin nigger beta fetishists preying on the destitute.
Nothing much can be done about the former outside of slow and steady growth and progress. A lot can be done about the latter with an untraceable Danao 1911 and a few rounds of ammunition.
>>59217587
>Being this mad
Chill manlet
Also
>r/asianmasculinity
>>59217663
Stop shilling your site zhang
>>59217549
Genetic trash and shabuheads deserve all they're getting.
The cleansing is coming. And those that give into fear instead of joy reveal themselves to have black and rotten souls deserving of temporal release.
>>59217734
Wew I'm a Colombian edenjevy
Would you offer your imouto for Duterte?
>>59218075
Divorce bill and legal abortion is coming
>>59217998
which makes it worst 2bqhwy
>>59210826
>Are we the nignog equivalent to you aseans?
No, they only take the sub 5/10 ones for some reason which is good for us. Thanks for my my country whiter
OOOOOOH
ITS FUCKING RAINING
SO COMFY WEATHER
>>59218509
>tfw its been cloudy in cavite for 4 hours
COME RAIN
Is Duterte going to shut down sex tourism?
t.potential sex tourist
>Is Duterte going to shut down sex tourism?
>>59218583
I dunno he's a sex hungry freak himself
>>59217340
>>59218899
How do I become Duterte?
He is like Trump but with less money and more lolis
>>59218874
It is a very serious concern
>>59205566
Please don't tarnish the Emperor's image.
>inb4 Miriam Heresy.
>>59218941
>Be commie
>Infiltrate govt and become official
>Doesnt afraid of anything
>>59218874
There's a huge possibility of that to happen. The Philippine society is heading towards science and art.
>>59218583
>>59218874
>>59218899
Not anytime soon.
He's pretty ok about women whoring themselves out, as long as they do regular STD checks and do safe sex.
If potential sex tourist bule are predatory and disregard all that, then good luck.
>>59219228
>removing stem subjects
kek
>>59219228
Time's changed
we ourselves will go to America and become sex tourist ourselves now the roles are reversed
>>59218899
is he one of those average/not so good looking guys who has a way to charm women according to flip standards? its funny when i compare these guys with my friends in uni whos /fit/ with those german style haircut prolly 8/10 but very terrible with women
>>59219636
girls like alphas
>have huge crush on flip girl
>she never responded to a message I sent
>figured since my chances were slim anyways, I'd go full autist and send pic related
>I have a big crush on you
>she respond with "hahahaha wait - really?"
>my heart just did this:
<3 ---> </3
;_;
>>59219636
power is the greatest confidence booster
>>59219729
Go full autist. Tell her you want to stick your penis inside her vagina.
>>59204899
>>59205016
>>59205138
do these individuals have Y chromosomes?
i cant trust you SEA people anymore
>>59219636
Looks can get you attention but beyond that you'll need actual interaction. In Duterte's case he has fame + power which individually are better than looks.
>>59219729
Kek.
Why would you do that? Now you'll be wrapped around her little finger. You played into her trap.
>go to mall
>PACKED with flips, hmong, and other sea qts
Was amazing 2bh
>>59219806
No, I won't. She pretty much just confirmed in that message that she doesn't like me.
So I'm just going to forget about her and move on.
>>59219776
>sex tourism
"no"
Anyways, even if she does try to con me, all I ever have to do is say "no".
If she asks for money:
"no"
If she wants a greencard:
"no"
If she wants plane tickets:
"no"
>>59219792
they're all girls fren. trannys is a western thing its not a SEA thing (except thais ofc) you only thought theyre males because youre not used to our standards of beauty
>>59219636
he just have a cult of a personality add that to our celebrity worship tendencies and there you go
>>59219899
damn, that ass is flat
Reminder that no populist outsider president in the history of the world has effected change according to their campaign promises.
Reminder that their idealism will be trampled out of them by the in-place political machinery and it'll be another 6 years of sameshit. Reminder that even now Dutdut is moderating himself now that he's dealing with the imperial manileño establishment instead of voters he can afford to sorely dissappoint. Reminder that crime will be just as bad in 6 months. Reminder that the same will happen to trump, if he becomes POTUS.
Everyone who disagrees with me is a bluepilled, naïve cuckchild.
>>59219935
heres moar. most of us dont have asses
>>59217340
>>59218932
Plz respond
>>59219981
>live comfy semi-neet lyfe
>a friend calls, meet her
>anon, do you have free time for next 3 months?
>she offer me a job in "teman ahok"-like group
>I just sold my soul
>>59220086
>she offer me a job in "teman ahok"-like group
???
>>59219961
well he has the imperial backings of the NPAs and Joma Sison and that Jesus cult in Davao and Nur
hes has his cards in place
>>59219981
>braces
How old is she? Can I put my penis in her orifices legally?
>>59219961
Chavez did pretty much what he promised and sidelined/replaced the establishment pretty effectively.
Also Hitler was pretty good at removing the political establishment too. You just need to make sure the army doesn't turn against you.
:)
>>59220166
china seems to like him more too
and if marcostrash wins, thats like having full aces
>>59220205
He rode the oil bull and the current backlash against maduro shows how empty chavismo really is
Which bodytype does /asean/ like
DESAPARECIDO
>>59220973
>>59221180
DING DING DING DING DING
DING DING DING DING DING
DING DING DING DING DING
DING DING DING DING DING
DING DING DING DING DING
>>59221247
>KMJS10
Kill myself Jesus 10?
>>59210124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV2gsGX_d48
>>59221314
>read comments
They're white mormons assigned in Cebu.
>>59208545
Hmu bby
This is a Philippine food.
>>59221475
catholic capital no more
>>59220973
2-11(7 depends on how ripped they are) but would fuck 12,13,17, and 19
>>59220973
Would fuck everyonethere.
>>59220973
2-5
>>59221561
>mudskipper
never knew about that kind of cuisine.
>>59221561
What does it taste like?
>>59220973
11,12,13
My friend keeps saying that there was a blood moon last night.
Sign of the commies?
Saw several cobras off the coast.
>>59210968
Girls can love girls.
Do you guys got bathing pics with your siblings back then?
lmao you SEA niggers are gay
>>59219961
Dudirty didn't get any calls from any world leader
It's ogre for him
>>59222750
I don't take a bath with my sis after 10 years old, I think.
We played together like chuuni though.
>>59222839
>We played together like chuuni though.
We also did that too with my other eight siblings, playing pretend and shit. It was ton of fun. I miss those days.
>>59223039
That's a lot of siblings.
>>59220973
from 3 to 8
>>59223160
>tfw have 12 siblings, and you are the 13th
>>59223217
damn your parents are active at night
>>59223217
Are you Randy David?
>>59223239
They were unemployed so all they did was go crazy even in the bathroom and the kitchen. As to how I know that, my siblings told me all about it.
>>59223241
David was the eldest though.
>>59223160
We are pretty rich so it's okay, the problem would be having 15 sibling and live in Tondo.
>>59223262
>13 kids
>have a bathroom
>have a kitchen
>>59223262
>ywn have that hot aggressive sexually driven relationship with you wife
>>59223262
if they were unemployed howd they manage to provide for all of you?
or did all the kids learn to pick pocket?
>>59223301
They inherited a big house from my grandparents but they're also both slackers who got fired from their shitty jobs. They both got jobs (dad is mechanical engineer and mom is a nurse) at the fifth kid...but somehow kept going?
I was conceived on the rooftop.
>>59223262
Rich NEETS?
>>59223359
Something like that, yeah. My grandfather was richer than my grandmother though.
>>59223338
>I was conceived on the rooftop
He's a consolefag.
http://buhaydigital.com/gaming/president-elect-duterte-house-xbox-360/
>>59223465
I don't know about my other siblings but the second one was conceived in the bathroom, and the third under the bed.
They were sex addicts. Glad they're stopping now, though...I don't want another sibling.
>>59223505
Death match for the inheritance when?
>>59223474
That's why he's with the NPA cause he's a console peasant
>>59223562
I don't care about money that much, I want to die before I hit 30 anyway. My siblings can have it all they want.
I miss the rain :(
>>59223698
I miss you.
>>59222663
We should all marry each other once dutdut passes lgbt marriage
>>59223854
Only if you're lean and would fuck me upside-down senpai
>>59223885
It will take me 3 months to get to slim form though, wanna go /fit/ with me?
is this where all the anime is at
>>59224008
Alright, but will you really fuck me upside-down? That's important
>>59223474
That's for his kids and grandkids
At least Abnoy is PC master race
>a foreigner u knw asks you
>"why do aseans loves to eat rice?"
how do you respond?
>>59224011
no...
>>59224024
I'll construct some wooden structure to hold you upsidedown and fuck you senseless.
>>59224101
Will you make me ahegao?
>>59224107
Yes, but I'll have to turn you into a gyaru first tho
:)
>>59224346
8=================D ---------3
>>59224376
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAvHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAv
Which one are you, /asean/? :)
>>59224411
bottom right strawbery
>>59224411
u wu and a bit of original character
>>59224411
ichigo
>>59224052
Cheap food that makes you feel full fast
>>59224052
Because Asean is gay
>>59204899
>>59205016
>>59205138
What's this from? Some kind of online popularity contest?
>>59224052
It's our staple food. I've eaten it since I was born. It's like bread for the burger. I feel my food is not complete without it.
>>59225022
They're UAAP courtside reporter
>>59224411
ayy macarena minus loving the 90s
>>59225206
Thanks, M'laysia. I'm surprised you know.
If I was stuck in an island with them, I would re-populate and double the population you know what I mean hue hue hue
>>59225393
>being this new
>>59225393
I'm the one that posted them here a year ago
>tfw you will never be part of the Zobel de Ayala clan with a illustrious past to brag about
>marry each other
For what reason?
>>59226049
to ensure that you'll only fuck each other kaichou :^)
>>59226112
Stop posting my imouto pls.
Also, I would appreciate it if you'll delet her pics un your harddrive. TIA.
>>59224411
off brand nihilism combined with nostalgia of ayy macarena
>>59225881
>illustrious past
They are literally nobodies in the Taco era
When the Taco genocide began they fled to Mexico and gave whatever business remained to their dumb loyal Flippos
They came back when the Americans finally consolidated power and as one of the handful of Taco old rich remaining they just did their thang until they fled to Mexico once again when the Japs were threatening a war
They returned after the war and continued their business you and me know today
They also don't marry Flippos (like the Sys, Tans, etc. prefer marrying Taiwanese, Chinkaporeans and Hongkies) and prefer marrying to fellow tacos than Flippos just like fellow old taco rich Aboitiz.
>went to /r9k/ and /adv/ for someone to talk with
>tfw it made me more depressed
>>59225881
They were the poor relations until McMicking married in and did some forward-thinking land acquisitions, nothing too illustrious, honestly.
>>59226869
so much detail, any source?
>>59227229
>>59225881
They were Germans who went to Manila (intramuros) in the 16th century and open up a pharmacy it grew from there. they were very liberal and rizal tier pushing for the flipland to have Spanish acknowledgement and proper representation they got arrested for it, Bismarck had them released
they were always in and out of this country and not just during the wars, and in a way they were like our Vanderbilt's in a smaller scale
>>59226931
why would you do that?
>>59227481
I mean 18th century
wtf
>http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/784901/duterte-plans-state-visit-to-vatican
Haha! He's a cucktholic after all
:)
>>59227792
The pope is disappointing tbqh
>supports reeeeefugees
>practically supports illegals coming to the US
>pussied out on his comments on Trump
baka senpai
t. Catholic
>>59227229
Just go to Ayala Museum, most of the actual old rich are still here.
There's a Swiss, Bong, Dutch and a German one as well.
>>59227792
That's just a PR move because his Yurop trip is for Joma Sison.
Not even the Netherlands nor EU heads of state give a shit about him and they just sent a random nobody talking head to "congratulate" the Philippines for a decent election.
Thread is going so slow compared to yesterday and few days ago.
Is Duterte already rounding up flips to the gulag?
>All those salty Macoyfags on kikebook
>>59228176
Post salt, I need them for my dinner
>>59228161
Yes, it's good though while they wageslave all day for free in their collectives, we live in a democracy and have our freedumbs to be lewd and shit to each other
>>59228244
>we live in a democracy and have our freedumbs
You got Khan'd and we just became a communist country
>>59228161
The gulag is nice. Free TV, free Wi-Fi, lots of 'leisure' activities, and great food and room, only just don't criticize him.
>>59221314
>bules speaking tagalog
I did not expect this...
>>59228195
bongbong on suicide watch
I miss sakurahime
>>59228390
>Cayetano
>Chiz
JUST
>>59228362
that's what missionaries do
>>59228195
basa ka lang ng comments section ng GMANEWS/INQUIRER saka ng Rappler.
Punta ka rin ng Twitter tapos tingnan mo yung mga fuccgirls nung anak ni bongbong na nagiiyakan
>>59228161
Binkan is really cute!
>>59228279
>implying I like and go to London in the first place
I prefer the countryside where it's whiter thank you
>>59228390
>those tabs
total cancer, I hope you're memeing friend
>>59228467
>Romualdez
Kek
>>59221314
>mga amerikano o
>eurocucks
hahaha arr rook same.
>>59228407
Did you vote for Dudut?
>>59228685
nope, Najib.
>>59228760
Why?
>>59228161
>>59228472
>Anna is ded
>no season 2
wew lad what a cruel world, at least best girl is confirmed winner
>>59228883
You mean Anna won?
nice
>>59228390
>marcos lost
>>59229056
That just goes to show how stupid Filipino in general are to vote for a mascot. Even /asean/ has dedicated Robredrones in this thread RIGHT NOW.
>>59228685
y-yes
