We, Nicholas the Second, by the grace of God, Emperor and Autocrat of all the Russias, of Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod, Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, King of Poland, Tsar of Siberia, Tsar of Tauric Chersonesos, Tsar of Georgia, Lord of Pskov, and Grand Duke of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, and Finland, Prince of Estonia, Livonia, Courland and Semigalia, Samogitia, Belostok, Karelia, of Tver, Yugra, Perm, Vyatka, Bulgaria, and other territories; Lord and Grand Duke of Nizhny Novgorod, Chernigov; Sovereign of Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Yaroslavl, Beloozero, Udoria, Obdoria, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and all the northern territories; and Sovereign of Iveria, Kartalinia, and the Kabardinian lands and Armenian territories; Hereditary Lord and Ruler of the Cherkass and Mountain Princes and others; Lord of Turkestan, Heir of Norway, Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, Oldenburg, and so forth, and so forth, and so forth edition.
1st for elton john
>>59180161
Must feel pretty bad if your homeland isn't even mentioned
MY NAME IS NOT QUAID
>>59180161
>the autism that went into this post
I'm impressed
>>59180238
It's his official title lad, look it up
>>59180238
literally just copied it all from Wikipedia 2bh
>>59180255
Not so impressed then
>>59180309
I must say, your Mum was rather impressed last night! Haha
>>59180336
haha
>>59180336
I have two fathers
>>59180376
its a large image
i just bought a 3 litre tub of chocolate syrup
what do i do with it
>>59180435
enema obviously
>>59180380
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_donation
Thoughts?
>>59180435
rethink your choices in life
>>59180161
>KILLED BY LATVIAN FARMERS
LMAO WILL RUSSIANS EVER R E C O V E R
>>59180570
What the fuck were Latvian farmers doing all the way up there?
>>59180336
shut up dumb virgin
go get a job fucking loser lmao
I couldn't find one. I'll check on the spoopynet
>>59180161
reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h67JpMyrOVE
>>59180583
Civil war
>>59180589
whips are shitty weapons their only 3 uses are corporeal punishment, torturing people and making loud noises
>>59180570
>JUNE 16, 1940
>Further safety concerns arose when it was revealed that the ongoing blockade of the country by its neighbours Turkey and Azerbaijan meant that nuclear fuel for the plant was flown onboard Antonov and Tupolev airplanes from Russia into Yerevan Airport in secret shipments which Alexis Louber, Head of the EU delegation in Yerevan, likened to "flying around a potential nuclear bomb."[52]
KEK
you honestly can't make this shit up
>>59180725
What does this mean for the Republic of Putin
>>59180774
It's the Putin Federation lad
>>59180774
That they make good Money with uranium I guess?
>>59180376
Basil is ours cunt
>>59180809
fuck off
>>59180809
BRITS OUT BRITS OUT
I had a dream where there was a spooky loli and we became friends and the spooked people together.
I hate having to wake up.
>>59180873
I spooked ur mum :DDD
>>59180161
BOZHE CARIA KHRANI.
>>59180654
you can't parry whips
>>59180868
>>59180829
Don't be a cunt.
>>59180889
>>59180896
This isn't the 16th century, people don't fight with longswords
>>59180891
Well we all know how that one ended. Great job God did, huh? Incompetent fucking faggot.
>>59180915
>It's the anime Estonian
Why can't you just use a trip so I can filter you like the others
>>59180898
KRETINS
DEBILS
love you
are these even right somebody tell me
https://www.scribd.com/doc/136875123/Latvian-Insults
>>59180896
I can parry anything with my face. A limited number of times.
Ordinary latvian village
>>59180952
That's exactly why.
>>59180978
>>59180802
That's not too bad
>>59180978
kek
>>59180999
>using BSD
Lithuanian flags make feel sick
>>59180932
Well, I agree tbqh.
>>59181079
Lithuanians are my favorite balts
Also get lost
>>59180725
>nuclear fuel is now a potential nuclear bomb
>EU official being retarded again
Goddamnot, Alex, you had one job...
>>59181079
You make me sick
>>59181117
don't bully lol
>>59181079
Your mother was sick from all the dick I gave her last night.
Good evening
>>59181128
>>59181117
>>59181121
>Tupoloves = outdated trashcans
>outdated trashcans = high risk of machine failing
>machine failing with nuclear material inside = nuclear material getting exploded
>nuclear material getting exploded = disaster
Not much to argue there with, 2bh
>>59181155
>mom jokes
Slavs are so behind.
>>59181226
i did ur moms behind
>>59181226
Yes, behind your mom.
Does Baltic culture incorporate aspects of the Russian/Slavic culture?
>>59181177
>>59181226
Imma stick it up your mums behind 2nite tbf
>>59181184
Disaster maybe, but still not a nuclear bomb. Dirty bomb at worst.
>>59181226
>>59181260
>>59181261
it's mum
>>59181312
good post
Whatever happened to that Igor Molotkov (?) guy in Lithuania who ran around with an AK?
>>59181312
It's only mum in inbred-speak.
>>59181312
not after what i did to her it's not
>>59181261
>>59181260
>>59181288
>>59181312
>>59181334
Got caught a few hours later, said he was sorry. Not sure if his court is over yet.
>>59181272
>>59181340
So it's correct then.
>>59181367
What will most likely happen to him?
alright i've got a genuine series of questions for this thread now.
is estonian and finnish generally mutually intelligible or are they very different? it said finnish uses a lot of swedish loanwords and estonian uses german ones.
what's the language all baltic regions use as a middle ground to talk to each other? russian?
>>59181367
did he keelhaul ppl?
>>59181422
It used to be russian now it's anglisku
>>59181400
Alright, looked him up. He's been to court 15 times already, 126 prior arrests. Jail for a long ass time.
>>59181422
>is estonian and finnish generally mutually intelligible
Estonian sounds really wack to finns, dunno if it's vice versa.
I can somewhat "understand" it.
>>59181422
English
>>59181384
anyone honestly get the urge to rape ugly people
it's like i just want to punish them for being gross and i know their self esteem is so low they won't do anything
it'd be like fucking brutal too no hugging afterwards
>>59181264
Baltic "culture" is a lame ass Imitation of slavic one
>>59181384
Very uncomfortable looking at this
>>59181425
No. He ran away, took a trolley ride with an AK47 strapped on his shoulder, nobody seemed to mind, then got off, hid the gun in one spot and fell asleep in another. Dude needs rehab, not jail, since it's clearly not helping.
>>59181506
dude...
>>59181457
>>59181503
that makes so much sense now that i think about it
>>59181487
that's interesting, it said estonian originated from finnish
>>59181506
>Criminal urges
>Flag
>>59181549
Did I get it right, he stole it from a policeman? How exactly?
>>59181559
we're related you know
>>59180161
thanks god he and his family were killed
>>59181506
>it'd be like fucking brutal too no hugging afterwards
>>59181532
ivan my son
>>59181582
Incompetent cops. They left him alone with an AK47 and went to pick up another suspect or something.
>>59181583
Bart and Hugo are also related.
How many days does it take this thread to hit the bump limit?
Slavs have potatoes as their main dish and so do the Baltic people...
So who's copying off who?
>>59181598
How many people follow these religions today, huh
>>59181624
Couple hours.
>>59181624
fuck off thaicunt
>>59181623
hugo sounds really familiar
>>59181624
how much per hour
>>59181620
*they left him alone in a car
>>59181598
Link?
>>59181624
suki suki 5 dorrar
>>59181645
>>59181646
>>59181654
>>59181678
http://thailad.zz.mu/bantz
>>59181637
lieberman my son
>>59181676
https://believervsnonbelievers.wordpress.com/2014/01/12/the-evolutionary-tree-of-myth-and-religion/
>>59181688
literally fucking reported for advertising
What's the name of an authentic Lithuanian potato dish?
>>59181752
Cepelinai
Bloody hell is it cold
>>59181752
Bulvė.
>>59181707
pls not the janny
Lmao xD
>>59181795
it has taken a really long time but i'm finally sick of the gleam in that frog's eyes
Are Latvian potato dishes the same as Lithuanian ones?
Australians tickling my willy
A celebration of the resurrection of the holy one from beyond the grave?
>>59181825
Trick question Latvia has no potato
>>59181776
How cold is it?
>>59181879
14 c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGJzQgsNhU
>>59181902
Bloody freezing mate
gonna smash some gangas on the weekend if u kno wut i mean
>>59180891
>CARIA
Nu ti i ohuel.
Kaunas is the best city in the whole of the Baltics. Prove me wrong (Protip: you can't)
>>59181949
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SWirXxQdC6
>>59181552
its the other way around
proto finnic was developed in Estonian lands
This board is by far my favourite sub and I liked , subscribed and shared your post
ALEX
L
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X
>>59181989
You wanna fight m8?
>>59182026
>>59181949
someone redpill me on this guy
>>59181598
Typical slavs, stealing everything from us.
>>59181825
Nah, i think we're more of a potato pancake something else rather than potato mash filled with meat like Lithuanians.
>>59182083
Its Alex the pussy slayer from Christchurch
Kasnors varys į Kariuomenės ir visuomenės dieną šį šeštadienį?
>>59182110
man my worst fear of all is 4chan getting my personal info and posting me all day i'd literally kill myself
>Alex
>>59182153
He posted it all himself I'm pretty sure
ftw i'm fat and it's hot outside
>>59182153
Alex hasn't been doxxed yet? Did he only post in /balt/?
>>59182214
how hot is it?
>>59182229
16° of pain
>>59182206
well hey that's fine then topkek
So there are more people in St. Petersburg and Kalinigrad than in all Baltic states combines therefore russians are real balts.
>>59182267
Shut the fuck up
WE /OECD/ BOIZZZ
LMAO LITHUANIA ISNT DEVELOPED ENOUGH TO BE IN THE KOOL KIDZ KLUB
>>59182340
haha
>lithpooania
>>59182294
Shoo shoo, germanized slavs. It's balt (aka russian) thread.
>>59182267
But russia is multicultural, so many different people live there. West still thinks you all are blond slavs.
>>59182260
Should switch places with
>>59181902
You ever notice how little there actually is to willingly switch your identities with someone else? You just need to trade IDs. Pics on them are shit. A lot of embellishment on your height and weight. Might have to shave heads too.
>>59182369
more like slavified germans
>>59182369
Shut the fuck up
Reminder that Nicholas II was a Good Boy
Desu he was fucked over by circumstances
>>59182446
He did literally nothing right.
>>59182406
>You ever notice how little there actually is to willingly switch your identities with someone else? You just need to trade IDs. Pics on them are shit. A lot of embellishment on your height and weight. Might have to shave heads too.
so yeah what the fuck is this
>>59182446
>emperor of an empire
>cucked by this guy
Don't blame the Russians for communism, blame the Jews
>>59182519
You mean Bolsheviks
>>59182267
Why don't you start using a baltic language then?
>>59182546
You mean russians
>>59182495
If two guys of the same race and similar height wanted to, they could switch identities.
>>59182546
The bolshevis were jews, jewish lead at least
>>59182114
anyone?
>>59182581
No, they couldn't. All new IDs include fingerprint data.
>>59182559
>Baltic
>Slavic
Same thing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balto-Slavic_languages
Hey, is spice still popular amongst idiots nowadays?
>>59182581
oh i get it now i thought you were talking about swapping temperatures and accidentally copy pasted something
>>59182640
I should insult you for being stupid, but I can't think of anything creative.
>>59182681
Lack of imagination is typical to Slavs, don't worry.
Baltic Russians.
Thoughts?
>>59182726
Balts are proxy Russian yes
>>59182630
I thought you guys left the Soviet Union.
>>59182670
Not here
>spice is illegal
>weed is legal
ANIBE
>>59182744
would smash in the literal sense
why do you faggots like her she's unnatural looking
>>59182740
I didn't know Canada is as backwards as US when it comes to card chip tech.
>>59182703
No it's not. They, specifically russians, live in a completely made up world they created for themselves. How is that not creative?
>>59182810
It's not tech. Everyone has RFID debit and credit cards. There's no requirement to carry ID though.
Is it against the law to remove your fingerprints? If America made people register their fingerprints, there would be big rallies where people burned them off with acid.
>>59182744
>>59182986
You underestimate the common man, doesn't the NSA still spy on them
>>59182986
There's no requirement to carry ID here either, but when you go to get new ID (passport or card) they take your fingerprints.
>>59182744
>>59183073
The people most opposed to it, forgo the internet. They might go to a library or something if they really need it.
>>59183081
Ok. I like here the idea I can screw up once at a crime scene, if I can spend the rest of my life without getting fingerprinted.
>>59182802
>she
>>59182559
By my logic russian is actual baltic language. The main one.
Latvija saņem uzaicinājumu pievienoties bagāto valstu klubam OECD
>>59183173
is it seriously a guy? it's always been referred to as a she afaik
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA4QkazsY_8
>>59183200
Then your logic is retarded
>>59183200
Goddamnit Ivan, get your shit together a quit diarrheaing stupidity all over our nice shitposting thread.
Здapoвa фaшиcты!
>>59183229
heh
>>59180161
https://youtu.be/FCb3rblTEds
>>59183273
Nah, you didn't get my point. My point is since most people who live near the baltic sea russians therefore russians are balts, not you since how can you be associated with baltic sea ifnyou are minority there. Haha, got it?
>>59183201
Latvijoje reikia gražinti privalomąją karo tarnybą.
>>59183372
poop
crap
shit
fart
>>59183299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A
>>59183445
Well, imagine you are an alien. You come to the Earth and see the Baltic sea. You want to understand who are balts, what people should be associated with it. And then you see there are mostlt russians. So you obviously would call russians balts. Got it?
Russians will buy this
https://youtu.be/KijHpSlQYDs
>>59183372
>there's more of us here now so we'll take the name that's been assigned to someone else long ago
Put the bottle away Dima. Funny thing is some part of your people might actually be balts.
>>59181707
I'm ironically claiming to have reported you for announcing your report, but I'm not actually going to do it hahaha
>>59183299
Choice. You vape bro
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wy_d9yyUZ2Q
>>59183519
Except not much of Russia is on the sea, I thought it was just a bit of swamp?
It is an odd name though. Germany, Denmark and Sweden are all Balts, but they associate with other geographical groups.
Don't take things so literally. Quebec is on the Atlantic, but it isn't part of Atlantic Canada.
Fuck its cold in Brisbane tonight. How cold is it right now where you live Ausfags / baltbros / others?
What kind of knight art thou, who cannot slay a hedgehog with his naked arse?
>>59183781
it's like 13 degrees here in sydney, maybe more like 12 because I'm close to the water
fucking kill me it's so cold I'm going to die
>>59183781
>>59183848
i'm loving this 2bh it's going to get to 2 degrees here
>>59183558
good lad i'd be in hot water hehe
>tfw 21c in the shade
It's a bit too warm for may.
>>59183568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qosNxx4vQKo&index=12&list=RD3dUbtrTU-1U
>>59183781
Perfect /comfy/ weather
>>59184001
Is 21 high there, will it get hotter
I can't complain, been loving the cold, mostly the windy days
positives of cold
>abos and white trash stay inside
>fireplaces give a nice smell
>can wear a jacket
>lawn doesn't grow as quick
>get to see fog sometimes
>no snakes/minimal snakes
>homeless people die
>>59184169
>homeless people die
>>59184075
22-24 is typical summer weather, but we do get a couple of weeks of 30+ each summer. It's all quite comfy, however this year it went from 8c to 18c literally overnight.
>>59184075
Im dying in +16
Id kill so it'd be -10 right now
>>59184472
nordic to the boon
>>59184219
i do not understand this meme man
>>59184496
I meant I hope it was joke?
>>59184169
>homeless people die
Too true, everytime I go home from the city there's always passed out hobos in the cold, no one cares too
>>59184219
if they wanted to live so bad they'd have a house haha
seriously i hate summer
>>59184552
heartless
I miss winter and -20°C :(
>>59184546
Wait, how cold does it get that people actually die?
>>59184639
+15
>>59184611
hey don't blame me i didn't do it
>>59184639
In Melbourne nights can go as low as 0° with wind, but some probably just die from passing out and drinking/heroin
>>59184749
didn't do what?
>>59184861
>0°
Lucky
Haha
>>59185205
That emotion when female to show affection and get comfortable with at night
>>59185339
chocolate syrup + hot chocolate mix + cookies & cream ice cream
>>59185339
https://youtu.be/nqfNzH9wuP0
The only women who show interest in me are russian. What is wrong with me lads?
>>59184169
>homeless people die
>>59185480
Its because your not russian
>>59185482
they called me heartless ;_; i literally dindu nuffin
>>59185480
Do you look rich?
>>59185480
A half of /int dreaming about it and you ask what's wrong with you
Something wrong with you indeed
>>59185562
I don't know, I dress like an old person.
>>59185583
They're only dreaming about them because they don't know them.
I'm obliterated.
Thoughts?
>13 degrees in Brizzie
fucking hell, actually had to put on a jumper and socks 2bh
>>59185664
He doesn't get off on feeling cold
>>59185656
obliterated how?
Drunk or knackered ?
>>59185656
How'd you get obliterated?
>>59185723
The 1st one
hard to believe there is this much aspergers in my own country...
>>59185738
My thoughts on it:
nice
>>59185795
>ass
>in the burger
>out of the ass
